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  • FACT:his star status went up when he got the hair transplant! LMAO!

  • He is funny but he reuses jokes all of the time, I'm not saying no other comedian does it, I'm just saying he reuses his jokes to much. Not hating on Tosh or anything, he's a funny guy.

  • @TheCrazyplaying read the top comment by @msander6

  • @TheCrazyplaying i agree, on pandora i heard a radio interview of his and word for word he repeated a joke he said on t.v and i was like woooooow daniel your funny but you reuse jokes way to much

  • Wow that sound at the end was loud as hell

  • This guy sucks!!!! Watch Russel Peters, this idiot is not even comparable!

  • @tbantaloni69 your probably middle eastern LOL

  • @tbantaloni69

    Russel Peters' act:

    OMG INDIANS AND WHITE PEOPLE ARE DIFFERENT, WE TALK IN AN ACCENT

    Seriously, it gets old.

  • Tosh is soooo fucking HOT!!! Love the bald head.

  • the woosh at the end scared the shit out of me

  • Seriously?! I have to look for msander6 AND Apocol0id's comments!?!?! -.-

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  • yeah this is just weird. Tosh is like a computer man fuckin creepy, downloaded that into his head and just presses play whenever he needs to.

  • Word for word. Don't know if that's good or not.

  • I think Sharapova is hot. How can you not?

  • @spyu manface

  • WOWOWOWOWOWOWOWOW ive heard that somewhere before

  • Gets boaring hearing the same jokes over and over.

  • @EchoGoW Yeah, gets BOARING for sure. School is for smart people

  • tosh almost looks like beckham

  • this is one olf the funnyiest mother fuckers ever

  • Ahahaha! That last one was great!

  • @iliketires65

    Hahahaha. Amen. Idiots.

  • what and idiot... doing his comedy routine in an interview

  • @msander6 It's not an interview dumb fuck. It's called Comics Unleashed. Byron Allen sets them up with a line and then they do their joke. That's what the show's about.

  • @msander6

    what an idiot not knowing comedians do their routine anytime they are in front of a camera.

    what an idiot for not knowing what the fuck the show is! this is a sit down stand up routine show

  • @msander6 I agree.... you watch the interview to see the person, you watch the special to see the act. It'd be like Lebron James going on Leno and dribbling a basketball the whole time. How can so many people defend him for using his material during an interview? It seemed to awkward.

  • @msander6 that's what comedians do...they do their material over and over again because it's theirs and they wrote it. it's naive to think that a comedian does a joke once on a special and that's it, they do it hundreds and hundreds of times to many different audiences, not everyone saw his special, those who didn't got to see it on this show...dunce

  • @GreenManFan888

    umm no .... Daniel Tosh has a whole team of writers for tosh.o but can't seem to come up with anything new for a different situation. All I'm saying is to follow the status quo and come up with something new. Who are you comparing him too? Bill Murray? Jim Carey? Robin Williams? Obviously not because they would have been more authentic.

  • Yeah I hate re-done jokes too. Especially when bands come on talk shows and preform a re-done song. If theyre going to do a talk show, they should make a new song every day all the time forever.....

    Seriously, shut up people....

  • @SlapShot828 agreed! it seems so much more unnatural after youve seen it once

  • @SlapShot828 i'm with you.. i don't mind watching his stand-up over and over again. but when i hear him making the same jokes in different places it kinda pisses me off

  • i dont like when comics re-do their jokes on talk shows... almost all comics do it too

  • wtf? danica patrick is hot...

  • Hahahah he made me LOL. love his crude humor. If ppl are too sensitive about it then that's pretty unfortunate.

  • @Shermski1 I agree, people are to easily offended these days. I think he can be hilarious

  • Hilarious!

  • @ProfQuarteg

    Okay, correction: his humor is a little sexist. Anyways, Tosh isn't bad. He could use some class. But so could they all. Even Carlin lost his ten or so years ago.

  • @aculturemind Jim Gaffigan has class.

  • @JefferstChmilst

    I didn't think the stuff of his I just viewed was very funny, though. Now, someone from this decade I did think was funny, was Ron White, on the Blue Collar Comedy Tour, late '06. Nothing else of his, though.

  • @aculturemind Jim Gaffigan is an acquired taste, I guess.

    I tried to like Ron White. He has a few funny jokes but I feel like he's a dick.

  • @JefferstChmilst

    Gaffigan could probably be funny. I didn't think his material was funny.

    The only Ron White I like is that one I mentioned. He was real cool, and didn't cuss. Few besides Bill Cosby can do that. (I enjoy cussin, mind. Just appreciate those who don't use it.)

  • @aculturemind Demetri Martin is pretty sparse on his cussing. But his style is pretty similar to Gaffigan's.

  • hahahah on 0:26 his dick

  • Tosh is great .....or is he ?yes he was funny going for the kill funny but after season 2 he started to come out of the closet and now his show has more naked and homosexual content of himself then jokes which makes you think is this guy funny or he is just a balding out of shape mad fag hater.About the concept of his show ,he is lucky other ppl do something and film it so even he can have a job because be honest his stand up is weak very weak

  • I didn't know who this guy was - so I looked him up here. He's pretty funny. Kind of sexist, but funny.

  • 360 brought me here

  • oh hey aren't these jokes from his tv sh-TTTTTSSSSSSSSSSSSSSHHHHHHHH­HHEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW­WWWWWWWWWW

  • tosh is the best

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  • I like how he was balding and now he has a full head of hair. I know I said this here months ago, but he's obviously gotten hair plugs of some kind. He is 36 years old though. So, eh.

  • in all honesty I cant stand that he tells jokes instead of doing the interviews

  • I don´t understand why people think that tosh douche is funny -.-

    i mean come on he makes shitty racist jokes about whites and blacks what's new about that? suck my balls

  • @NarutoDipShit True homie, true. his jokes are lame. and he's a fag.

  • @niickerstar Great argument man.

  • @NarutoDipShit no one asks you towatch the video much less demands y do you come on here when its about him you fucking fag now in the words of one of the great comedian's daniel tosh "man black people are fast" so blackie gtfo

  • @Brago750

    lol i'm not black you idiot

  • @NarutoDipShit retard i am telling you to be like a black person and gtfo this video you fucking retard

  • @Brago750

    you sound butthurt =3 get over it you fucking dumbass go play call of duty or watch some tosh.0 you cunt

    and oh LMFAO @ ''one of the great comedian's daniel tosh'' you gotta be kidding me what a fucking lowlife scum you are

  • @NarutoDipShit How the fuck is someone a lowlife because they like Daniel Tosh? People are lowlifes when they start doing things for drugs that they wouldn't do otherwise, not because they like to laugh. You sound like one of those religious people who give other people shit for having a slight difference of opinion than them.

  • @rise2genocide

    are you stupid or what? did i say people that like daniel tosh are lowlifes? no i only said that to that person and thats actually funny because the person you are defending called me ''black'' because i said tosh makes shitty racist jokes and that i should ''gtfo'' so seems to me he is giving me shit too for my opinion... and no i don't believe in god so nice try

  • @NarutoDipShit lol! I wasn't saying you believe in God you fucking dumb ass. I was saying that you sound like one of those people that are so heavily involved in religion, they think people are wastes of life for having different beliefs. By the way, I'm not defending anyone, I'm just saying you're a fucking idiot. Also, please tell me how saying "you gotta be kidding me what a fucking lowlife scum you are" to "one of the great comedian's of all time daniel tosh" isn't suggesting what I'm saying

  • @rise2genocide

    Yeah i'm a idiot and you're not... read what i said dumb cunt i said YOU are a scum NOT everyone else that likes that tosh guy... come on now dude you can't be that stupid..

  • @NarutoDipShit Way to avoid 90% of my argument. Anyway, you said "you gotta be kidding me what a fucking lowlife scum you are" for someone saying they believe Daniel is the best comedian around. Can you please explain to me how you aren't saying that he's a lowlife for liking him? If you were trying to get a different point around, you need to learn how to construct better sentences. I guess that shouldn't come as a surprise to me though, as you're grammar is a fucking joke.

  • @rise2genocide

    who gives a shit if my grammar is a joke or not? fucking retard and i bet you didn't read my other comments i didn't call him a scum because he said he liked daniel tosh no... i said that after he called me black and whatnot so get your shit right before you start calling me an idiot you fucking dumbass

    

  • @NarutoDipShit Okay, take deep breathes. Are you good? Okay, now let's go change that tampon. You don't want to spill so much blood on the floor that the police think it's a murder scene do you? By the way, I did read your other comments. Can you explain why those two comments are right next to each other, yet every other comment seems to be in order?

  • @rise2genocide

    don't know lol can't be bothered to look it up and you just don't know how to give up do you so what are you trying to say let's be real now? maybe you're right i shouldn't call people scum for liking daniel tosh but i didn't say that but you say i did so yeah i don't even know why we are ''fighting''

  • @NarutoDipShit If you're going to call him lowlife scum, maybe you should have quoted the part you think he's a lowlife for. You could have quoted the fact that he tried to stereotype you in a failed manner by calling you black black, or whatever got blood dripping down your skirt, not just the Daniel Tosh is the greatest comedian part.

  • @rise2genocide

    FINE okey i agree with you my comment was a bit harsh and whatnot but i still think he is an idiot though and daniel tosh still sucks but ohwell like you said everyone has their own opinion and maybe i should stop being an asshole -.-

  • funniest 50seconds on youtube ever

  • ow my ear!!!

  • he does it for the lulz

  • funny

  • I don't like comedians for some reason. The thought of them making jokes to be funny seems to take the essence out of laughing for me. Just the way I see things I guess.

  • @Slaytounge thats borderline insane logic. but i kinda get it.

  • @dbfro1 Lol it's just something funny needs to come from the spur of the moment (or at least appear to be) and stand up comedians just stand there and tell jokes. At least you sort of get where I'm coming from.

  • @Slaytounge I'd love to see how your favorite comedians do it. "Let's write this joke to be not funny, someone will like it..."

  • @PortfolioTen Ya point being I don't like comedians. They do still make me laugh on occasion but I will never cheer for them or be die hard fans. I do like t.v. show comedies though cause usually they are good actors and it gets that real life situation feel to it and has an illusion of it being spur of the moment.

  • @Slaytounge then why the fuck are you on a comedy video on youtube? idiots these days just keep getting dumber..

  • Suck it!

    

  • If you don't like a comedian, you don't have to watch his videos and you really don't have to leave a rude comment. He's a comedian. It's supposed to make you laugh, not turn you into a jerk. Wow, some people are disappointing.

  • he a asshole but funny lol daniel tosh

  • @MalikdaBeAst235797 He does Dark Comedy like Louis CK so he's not really an asshole, he just pretends to be one for comedic effect

  • @Orangemongoose1 i know it just a joke P.S. i hate louis CK

  • @MalikdaBeAst235797 Louie and Daniel are both legends

  • Who's the black dude? Looks familiar.

  • @KokotTheMonkey I think it's either Barack Obama, Kanye West, or Arsenio Hall. Not sure, though. He could also be Danny Glover. Maybe 50 cent? P Diddy is possible also.

  • @SlapShot828 yeah i know what you mean, the second time it just seems unnatural. however, odds are that the first time you hear a joke it' wasn't the first time he told a crowd. I always think that and it sorta blows my mind. feels like i've been had haha

  • i watched a tosh vid.. WHO THE FUCK IS GREG HAHN!?--->

  • mike vallely?

  • somebody fucked up Daniel's haircut

  • I cant believe he looks so young when hes what like 36!!!

  • daniel tosh is so cute, i love himm

  • someone DID have to do that joke; and who better than the best comedian ever? Daniel Tosh.

  • @inclinepress Best comedian ever? my ass lmfao.

  • Anyone else think Tosh got hair transplants? I love his comedy and it's nothing against him, but it's kind of obvious. He is pretty old.

  • @iAMVyt

    Okay, so after reading your comment, I went to look how old he is... yeah, I never checked before.

    He's 36. Now, that's not *that* old, but he and comedy central are totally selling him as at LEAST 10 years younger. I wouldn't have put him past 25. I also wouldn't put that hair transplant past him.

  • @drunkandmisguided WHAAAT 36? no freaking way

  • @iAMVyt If you look at this, and then you look at him on "Happy Thoughts" it's a dramatic difference. He's got a full head of hair, but here he's obviously balding severely.

  • @iAMVyt

    lolz... I want to ask if you're being funny with this comment, but I'm gonna just guess that you are.

  • @drunkandmisguided I wasn't joking, lol. I'm pretty sure he did.

  • I hate laugh tracks

  • ive been seeing this guy. i honestly never thought that stuck up asshole would make him famous. hahah boy was i wrong

  • @Seston youve been seeing daniel tosh? damn i just looked at ur profile ur hot what were u doing with him? btw im not dissing tosh i think hes hilarious just not best looking out there lol

  • @mrbong123 nooooooo lol. ive never met him. i have been seeing him, on talk shows and comedy festivals, for years before he got tosh.0, and ive always thought he was funny

    i just never thought his demeaner would propel him to superstardom like it has.

  • @Seston ohhh lmao my bad haha

  • I turned up my volume because the dialog was so quiet. Then at the end there's a giant TTTTSSSSHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEWWWWWww­w...right into my ears. Thanks.

  • @Apocol0id right about to leave that comment

  • @Apocol0id thanks for the heads up! :)

  • @Apocol0id thanks for the warning

  • @Apocol0id haha no shit i was about to say something about that

  • PCHEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWW. oww. =[[[

  • @jasonaroland lmao fricken' +1

  • I still think it's funny

  • look up "fatman4x1" click on second one down funney

  • He's soo hot, but he looks like a skinhead right here. lol

  • Like how he changes up his jokes

  • i loooovvee daniel tosh!!!!!!!!!

  • He soo hott ;)

  • The guy next to him looks like hes tryna get him some tosh.

  • I looovve Tom Papas expressions ! he looks like a happy lil kid!

  • I'm glad someone other than me finally said that Danica Patrick isn't hot!

  • what a fucking lame ass. that was verbatim from his stand up. fucking no talent jackass.

  • he looks tired more and more as he stays in the light, worries me there doing to him what they did to dave Chappelle and it worries me, and if you watch his first couple of stand ups you can tell he was nervous and its just wierd

  • "Daniel Tosh Fan Suicide Video" is the next great Viewer Video on Tosh.O!!!!

  • @MixParkProductions so your gonna killyourself? good one less fuckhead who watches youtube videos he doesnt like

  • @billybobboberson I'm actually a big fan of Tosh, but now that I've seen what you have to offer the internet I am thinking about killing myself. You actually have a Youtube channel with no uploads and about a hundred of your favorite movies and videos games. What the fuck?! Is this your thing? Using other people's creativity as your own? Do us all a favor, buy a bottle of whiskey and bottle of advil and see which one you can finish first...

  • @MixParkProductions is that the point of youtube to upload crap that no one inportant will watch? because for me its about watching cool shit, do i take credit for there creativity? no, lol what i have to offer the internet what the fuck do you have to offer the videos that 4 people like? pff buy a bottle of whiskey and advil if i wanted to killmyself i have a gun but id rather use that gun on people that think there original by makeing a joke about someone who actually is original,you faggot

  • @billybobboberson "id rather use that gun on people that think there original by makeing a joke about someone who actually is original"..... Because Daniel Tosh never makes jokes about people who are actually original right?..... and also, if you only think famous people are "important" you're a complete fucking moron.

  • @jarod1231 first off i dont think i said famous ppl are the only important ppl and second stay out of this i dont need a three way argument right now but hey if you want to sure name one original person he made fun of? "complete fuckin moron" ? this coming from the guy taking sides with the fag who makes a shity video about tosh says its gonna be on the viewer vids and then says hes a fan ya right,ooo i thought that name was familiar ur his fuckin butt buddie arnt you? 1 of the 4 subscribers lol

  • @billybobboberson "First off" You implied that nobody important was going to watch a video that got over a thousand hits within a week, which in turn means you're saying that the general public is NOT important. "Second", you're sitting here getting all pissed off and talking shit to the guy in the video who actually is a Tosh fan. I came up with the original concept for the skit and am not a fan of Daniel Tosh. If you're too stupid to understand the irony of the skit its not my/our fault.

  • @jarod1231 ya i meant no one important will care about your video,and wow 1000 hits huh whats that 1000 theoretical dollars? and i understand the irony i just dont think it funny, i mean its crap "hahahahahahaha" "what u guys laughing about?" "o i was just telling these guys daniel tosh is so funny and original" "hahaha" bartender blows brains out other guys pukes, cut to black its just stupid lol u think its ironic but its not, and thats why your channel is shit and daniel tosh has a tv show

  • @billybobboberson Don't lie, you said "no one inportant will watch" - "Watch" is not synonymous with "Care". If you don't think its funny - fine, everything is a matter of opinion. There's no reason to troll and literally start stalking us on youtube simply because you have nothing better to do with your free time. Grow up dude. I'm done.

  • @jarod1231 and i dont think a tosh fan would be apart of that crap its more like you guys wish you could be him while buttfucking each other am i right? did i hit the nail on the head? "no u dont know what ur talking about its meant to be ironic" with the puke and the horrible cgi then not cgi suicide, i mean jesus if you and 4 other ppl think thats funny thats fine but keep those videos to urself no ones going out of there way to see them, and i bet if u increased ur buget u could get dane cook

  • @jarod1231 alright im done argueing with u dont like tosh i do, tomato tomato you seem reasonable you want to help me with a serious argument or just read some of this bull i feel like i might need an outside opinion i think i was the only non conspericy theorists that watched this video, the video is The Georgia Guidestones by arrianrhod13 if anyone else reasonable is reading this help me out also the georgia guidestones are just plain interesting, btw jarod i think i was i bit overzealous

  • Tosh is an idiot.... Sharapova is hot as Fuc#

  • @ninjafu22 first off its called a joke mabye youve heard them before mabye not i dont know im not your doctor and second hot compared to who your sister?

  • @ninjafu22 also not laughing at a joke because it doesnt aplly to you or you may not feel the same way as the comedian is stupid if its funny fucking laugh and move on btw he makes one joke you dont like and he instanly an idiot? or did you ever like his stuff in the first place?

  • Daniel Tosh is my dad.

  • I love how he speaks his mind that's why this guy is the best comedian

  • he is wearing the same hoodie as he did in completely serious. lol

  • that was word for word his act.......

  • lol . . I love sick motherfucks like Tosh.

  • someone really did have to make that joke

  • Tosh Tuesdays at 10 :D, tomorrow

  • thumbs up if you noticed that he was wearing the same sweatshirt he was wearing at his special "Daniel Tosh. Completely Serious"

  • imagine how much funnier his show would be if he was able to say whatever he wanted.

  • If there is a god of comedy, then Tosh would have to be the Jesus of it.

  • first! eat it tosh!

  • HAHAHAHA

  • He plays a homosexual so well.. kinda makes you wonder ...

  • @4Melbu4 lol really... are you being serious or just pretending to be stupid?

  • that olsen twins bit was vicious

  • @Shermanicus if youre a pussy

  • @bktenn29 i didn't say i didn't love it

  • Lol he just did his whole bit

  • that was so many jokes in less than a minute

  • Comedians repeat their material. It's part of the job. It's exactly like a band going on tour and playing the same songs over and over, every other night. Why does a McDonald's worker flip fries and burgers the same way all the time? Cuz that's what gets him paid. Yup.

  • @clinton62901 mcdonalds is a really bad example. honestly fuckin retarded. what other way is there to flip burgers

  • @Dingoman18 George Foreman grill. No flipping of the patties. I'm glad you pointed out how "honestly fuckin retarded" my comment was, as opposed to getting my point and moving on. And I gotta say, so far, it looks like people get what I'm saying. Other examples? How about telemarketers using the same pitch over and over? Bus drivers driving the same route all the time? Actors on Broadway doing the same show countless times? Come up with one yourself as long as you get my point.

  • @clinton62901 hollywood makeing the same shitty movie every year, but ya if dingoman and kbb28 thinks he can be the only comiedian who doesnt ever repeat a joke and do a better job i guess we found someone who is better than tosh

  • @clinton62901 plus what the fuck makes these pacific people so special that they only get to here the certain material and then ounce he tells them he dosent tell anybody else, then thered be a lot of people missing out on his jokes not everybody saw his last special so this was for those people.

  • @clinton62901 Finally somebody who feels the same way I do! :D

  • @clinton62901 the great special thing about this is a) improvising a tiny bit every time you do it and b) still finding it funny after telling it 50000 times like him!