Omg that stupid fucking woman should have picked up a chair and beat the fuck out of the chimp. That is so sad, If that chimp is still alive I would pay thousands just to get a chance at fucking his face up.
@TheUltimateQais Do you have any idea of the sheer physical power a 200-POUND chimpanzee can bring to a fight? It'd take you a damn sight more than puny human muscle and a flimsy chair to fight that bastard off when he's got a kill-boner on.
There seems to be a genuine thirst for horror out there that I don't understand. Looking at people who are worse off than me doesn't make me feel lucky and happy by comparison. It just depresses me. Entertainment for me should be uplifting, thrilling or interesting, not horrific. I've always hated Oprah, making hundreds of millions from people's misery and suffering. There is a degree of cynicism to it but I bet Oprah has it justified in her own head and she sleeps like a baby at night. zzzzzzz
It's funny because that's one of the reasons Oprah said she stopped featuring certain controversial guests on her show; it gave them too much of a platform. I understand Doug's point about the modern day freakshow and it's a valid one. That said it's too cynical to say that none of these triumph over adversity stories have inspirational value. It all depends on how it's done.
I agree but I also think he's attacking that whole industry of victimhood/ freakishness...you see it all around...but as you said, it all depends on how its done.
@AcousticUplift I agree completely. I don't think the news should be the one to bring our attention to this though. Should be more the concern of documentary makers.
Doug Stanhope is a fucking drunk and he'll tell you that. He'll tell it better a funnier too... Then break down why you're fucked up. He's also a fucking comic genius.
Oprah and Nancy Grace tell us what we are supposed to be afraid of. I stopped watching T.V. years ago and now I waste time on the internet. If I want to be afraid I just check for my mail.
The problem is WE! We allow this shit to happen. We are the fuckers that can't take our eyes of this retarded crap. The thing is, it's very hard to create demand and if there is none, they will move on to something else. So the answer, my friends, to get rid of this media plague is to boycott them until they obey. We have the power, not they.
@azynkron I get your point and agree, but people gave up their power a long time ago and now are exploited for their stupidity to make obscene profits, and they are perfectly happy to allow others to think for them and decide what/who is important and how to feel about it.
Doug Stanhope should be given the congressional medal of boner. He's a fucking genius for no lesser reason than that which makes Noam Chomsky a genius.....he tells the fucking truth. In fact he's more honest than Chomsky because that nice old gentelman would never say anything UN PC if his disabled child's life depended on it.
@wlwak How the hell does a comment that says "Chomsky would never say anything non PC" the top voted comment? Noam has said nothing but non PC things his entire life. What a stupid fucking comment.
"@wlwak How the hell does a comment that says "Chomsky would never say anything non PC" the top voted comment? Noam has said nothing but non PC things his entire life. What a stupid fucking comment."
Makes perfect sense to me - everyone else cool with this ? Yep - just you - agro bro.
just because they both use social commentary does not mean they're some sort of equivalent ;p, Doug's shows are very different from Charlie's average content.
people keep pointing this out, but never checking out the other duplicates of these videos elsewhere on youtube. the 'proper and official' uploads usually have upwards of 10,000 views. so relax.
Ah Doug you drunken you. Sadly funny and poignant as always. I wonder if there's a full version of this episode around somewhere? BBC's iPlayer is blocked where I live.
lol.................
DukeHarnage 11 hours ago
What is he sat in? Anyone?
stratocaster1986able 1 day ago
It's a pity that Doug isn't on every TV station ramming home his truth down John Q Publics throat
Talwyn22 2 weeks ago
Wisdom.
WalterLiddy 1 month ago
@mappingtheshit
no, but it is kind of helpful if you wanna download it and are not a classic afficionado.
Douchebag
DJpopel 1 month ago
@DJpopel I didn't see anyone asking for the title, the guy just randomly shouted out the title like he s some kind of smart being, douchbag
mappingtheshit 1 month ago
Miserablist! That's funny!!!
kcbennie 2 months ago
"that just makes me scared to leave the house" priceless
gualdeandres 3 months ago
What's the song in the background?
ThePLDTV 3 months ago
@ThePLDTV Beethoven's 7th, 2nd Movement.
EnnuiKen 3 months ago
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barocco 3 months ago
I bit the face off a monkey. Where's my damn 15 minutes?
JeffBlazer74 3 months ago
Is that 7th symphony 2nd movement i hear
hyfyv 3 months ago
@hyfyv Pointing out the music title does not make you a celebrity, douchbag
mappingtheshit 3 months ago
@mappingtheshit Pointing out that pointing out the music title does not make you a celebrity, does not make YOU a celebrity, douchbag
hyfyv 1 month ago
@hyfyv Fucking idiot, I am a celebrity))
mappingtheshit 1 month ago
Oprah has watched this 3 times.
festion 3 months ago
Anyone else Wikipedia pt barnun
Not0riousbear 3 months ago
Oprah Winfrey is the P.T.Barnum of this century. YES.
KrisdashPaul 5 months ago 10
@KrisdashPaul Id like to see her in a top hat & tails...but that's just me
Mintsauce27 4 weeks ago
I want that thing he's sitting in :D
texasB666 5 months ago
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PausaManzothaBEEF 6 months ago
"Perpare to be horr-o-fied."
Christ, Stanhope's brain is wired perfectly.
spunkybrewster1972 6 months ago 4
Step right up, two bits only!!!
captainbatguano 6 months ago
"It's Oprah, the PT Barnum of the new millenium."
eccentricity00 6 months ago
Im stuck on these videos..
koponenii 6 months ago
Ah-fucking-mazing.
BlueMoonz55 7 months ago
"Mr Stanhopes views do not necessarily represent those of America", ha ha ha! Oh man, that made me laugh!
FractalBolt 7 months ago
Genius
iandeansilk 8 months ago
Omg that stupid fucking woman should have picked up a chair and beat the fuck out of the chimp. That is so sad, If that chimp is still alive I would pay thousands just to get a chance at fucking his face up.
TheUltimateQais 8 months ago
@TheUltimateQais true i would have fucked that monkey up
jjtheslayer69 8 months ago
@TheUltimateQais Do you have any idea of the sheer physical power a 200-POUND chimpanzee can bring to a fight? It'd take you a damn sight more than puny human muscle and a flimsy chair to fight that bastard off when he's got a kill-boner on.
ReverendParasite 7 months ago
@TheUltimateQais that damn woman! Who CARES if she didn't have a functional face? She should have just GOT HIM!
Schleiban 5 months ago
This is basically a re-wording of this:
/watch?v=HWBs1iWZchc
Still brilliant though.
violencerunsunabated 10 months ago
There seems to be a genuine thirst for horror out there that I don't understand. Looking at people who are worse off than me doesn't make me feel lucky and happy by comparison. It just depresses me. Entertainment for me should be uplifting, thrilling or interesting, not horrific. I've always hated Oprah, making hundreds of millions from people's misery and suffering. There is a degree of cynicism to it but I bet Oprah has it justified in her own head and she sleeps like a baby at night. zzzzzzz
checkoutgirl 11 months ago 4
That fucking freak thinking he's Bruce Lee, cracked me up. Fuck off if you don't like this comment, I really don't care.
CanineFeces 1 year ago
Oprah Winfrey = P.T Barnum.....
YES!!! Someone finally said it!!!!!
bajaninthesun 1 year ago 2
It's funny because that's one of the reasons Oprah said she stopped featuring certain controversial guests on her show; it gave them too much of a platform. I understand Doug's point about the modern day freakshow and it's a valid one. That said it's too cynical to say that none of these triumph over adversity stories have inspirational value. It all depends on how it's done.
AcousticUplift 11 months ago
@AcousticUplift
I agree but I also think he's attacking that whole industry of victimhood/ freakishness...you see it all around...but as you said, it all depends on how its done.
bajaninthesun 11 months ago
@AcousticUplift I agree completely. I don't think the news should be the one to bring our attention to this though. Should be more the concern of documentary makers.
icecreamscuseme 6 months ago
"again, there's a pressing need for the press to make us aware of these problems"
mattlambrecht1 1 year ago
scene from fallout 3 imo.
JohnSnowstorm 1 year ago
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lol, how can you ever look good punching this kid in the head repeatedly in front of an audience? Doug stanhope, you are so right.
petrakryo 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope is a fucking drunk and he'll tell you that. He'll tell it better a funnier too... Then break down why you're fucked up. He's also a fucking comic genius.
jayufc 1 year ago
miserablist? really? who the fuck makes up these goddamn genres.. they should watch the bill hicks "marketing" bit
mattlambrecht1 1 year ago
how can you ever look good punching this kid in the head repeatedly in front of an audience? haha
cadavermanhim 1 year ago
"Im Doug Stanhope and thats why I drink." I love that saying, and that logic.
YahIDontKnow 1 year ago
Oprah and Nancy Grace tell us what we are supposed to be afraid of. I stopped watching T.V. years ago and now I waste time on the internet. If I want to be afraid I just check for my mail.
eldorado61guy 1 year ago
Ugh, why do they have to introduce him as a drunk? Like he's just some loser or something. He's a clever man and he speaks the truth.
freethinkerdangerous 1 year ago
@freethinkerdangerous he is a drunk
jackalope101 1 year ago
Prepare to be haro-fied.
8FtSpider 1 year ago
Oprah is the new P.T. Barnum. She really is.
JayLeePoe 1 year ago 5
Step right up, Two bits
CrosshairJack 1 year ago
I was thinking the same thing the other night when I was watching that documentary with Mark Dolen.
101Jman 1 year ago
I love you Doug
ElectricIndica420 1 year ago
Harro-fied hahah
benniquaid 1 year ago
take heed yanks
thevoicetoldmetodoit 1 year ago
Its America's version of the Coliseum.
And what happened to Rome?
zoticus1 1 year ago
The problem is WE! We allow this shit to happen. We are the fuckers that can't take our eyes of this retarded crap. The thing is, it's very hard to create demand and if there is none, they will move on to something else. So the answer, my friends, to get rid of this media plague is to boycott them until they obey. We have the power, not they.
azynkron 1 year ago 2
@azynkron I get your point and agree, but people gave up their power a long time ago and now are exploited for their stupidity to make obscene profits, and they are perfectly happy to allow others to think for them and decide what/who is important and how to feel about it.
schadenfreudelolz22 1 year ago
Doug Stanhope should be given the congressional medal of boner. He's a fucking genius for no lesser reason than that which makes Noam Chomsky a genius.....he tells the fucking truth. In fact he's more honest than Chomsky because that nice old gentelman would never say anything UN PC if his disabled child's life depended on it.
wlwak 1 year ago 79
@wlwak "if his disabled child's life depended on it" LMFAO
eaglefort 1 year ago
@wlwak
Fuck Congress. Why would any sane person want that kind of recognition?
p717 1 year ago
@wlwak Umm, I think calling the US terrorists would probably be classed as "un PC".
etesianSealine 1 year ago
@wlwak Boner?
Zakura616 10 months ago
@wlwak How the hell does a comment that says "Chomsky would never say anything non PC" the top voted comment? Noam has said nothing but non PC things his entire life. What a stupid fucking comment.
extremepietbh 3 months ago
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@extremepietbh
"@wlwak How the hell does a comment that says "Chomsky would never say anything non PC" the top voted comment? Noam has said nothing but non PC things his entire life. What a stupid fucking comment."
Makes perfect sense to me - everyone else cool with this ? Yep - just you - agro bro.
audas 3 months ago
@wlwak i think he would love a medal of boner XD
JaCkMiChEaLs0n 1 month ago
can someone plz plz tell me what the background music is?
MysterySparkStudios 2 years ago
Beethoven's Symphony No. 7 in A Major op. 92: II. Allegretto
screendooreffect 2 years ago
thanks alot thanks :)
MysterySparkStudios 2 years ago
@MysterySparkStudios beethoven symphony no. 7, mvt. II
quaxk 1 year ago
hes like charlie brookers equivalent overseas
MysterySparkStudios 2 years ago
just because they both use social commentary does not mean they're some sort of equivalent ;p, Doug's shows are very different from Charlie's average content.
Boompass 1 year ago
LOL FUCKIN LOVE THIS GUY
typops 2 years ago
A horrowfying, terrowfying event!
CaptainOkay 2 years ago
2,287 views?! Un-fuckin'-acceptable.
chrisjoke 2 years ago
Dougs a top geezer and rapidly becoming one of the funniest blokes on telly
youngian67 2 years ago 2
1,213 views?! Un-fuckin'-acceptable.
OhNoItsGojira 2 years ago 2
@OhNoItsGojira
2,839 views? Unacceptable.
Pepotamo1985 2 years ago
people keep pointing this out, but never checking out the other duplicates of these videos elsewhere on youtube. the 'proper and official' uploads usually have upwards of 10,000 views. so relax.
hordak27 2 years ago 16
@hordak27 " the 'proper and official' uploads usually have upwards of 10,000 views. so relax."
still not enough ! i wanna see 7-8 digits
novastyleNL 1 year ago
Ah Doug you drunken you. Sadly funny and poignant as always. I wonder if there's a full version of this episode around somewhere? BBC's iPlayer is blocked where I live.
SirTobyas 2 years ago
it will be on hear soon altho this is the only bit doug is in its still a really funny show
greenday21 2 years ago
This account usually has full episodes of newswipe (in 3 parts each):
youtube . com/user/xthemusic
ImLikeJesus 2 years ago