Kathy Griffin - Straight To Hell (2/5)

[synith87]

oh..and by "you pople" i don't even refer to "the gays"..i refer to every one that makes fun of religion and the ilk.

[Aranel1200]

@synith87 well you certainly aren't presenting yourself very well to the people who make fun of religion by making fun of them back.

[synith87]

@trinitygamer man(or at least i think you are), i didn't say gays cannot be christians.what i did say is that you make fun of what some people hold dear while qq-ing about when other people make fun of yours. i did not make fun of what you hold dear, i just made a reproach about how hypocrite YOU people are..NOT what you hold dear...big difference..i know..shocker

[velvetinetable]

HELL YEYAH

[synith87]

ok..so we can now say offensive stuff like "suck it Jesus" but (insert higher power here)forbid (cuz i doubt you idiots believe in God ..mb saint Lube or the holy Fist) anyone should say anything bad about "the gays" cuz then all hell(if u believe in it either) breaks loose....nice..your not a buch of hypocrites...AT ALL!

[justinsmodernlife]

@synith87 The difference: homosexuals are living, thinking, emotional, tangible beings. God is a faith. Belief in something that has no proven grounds... There's no real comparison. All hail Holy Fist. Amen.

[itachi000797]

@synith87 You cant insult something that doesnt exist.

[TrinityGamer]

@itachi000797 erm.... actually, even history admits that jesus existed, it's just that some people think he was the son of god, and some think he was just a philosipher, but either way, history did actually prove that he in and of himself did exist over 2000 years ago...

[TrinityGamer]

@synith87 your getting bent out of shape because she made a joke about people thanking god at every corner, basically saying that she shouldn't do that, then started complaining about how people say you shouldn't insult gay guys,..

technically, if you tell someone they shouldn't make fun of someone, then make fun of someone, you're a hypocrite, and if you then lecture them about telling you not to insult them when you did the same thing, that makes you a double hypocrite. so shut it

[TrinityGamer]

@synith87 secondly, just because someone is gay doesn't mean that they aren't christians, all it means is... that their gay. OMFG, i know, it's a big shocker that being gay means that your gay, i'm so sorry that we've all kept this little secret from you for so long, please, please forgive us for doing so. it was so wrong of us to keep this from you, but at least now you know.

oh, and by the way, it's not St. Lube, it's mother lube, and saint rimming,

All hail Holy Fist. Amen.

[smariesweetpea]

SUCK IT JESUS! FUCK YEAH!

[JanAshaIzzyMayaNinja]

I was catholic too, can't agree any fuckin more

[elektraeriseros]

Seriously....I'm a Christian and I found this hysterical. What the hell people. It's a joke, get over it.

[nostopsnopurgatory]

Did YouTube remove Kathy's "Balls of Steel" special?

[warlord1121]

honestly, why are people so uptight about Jesus, who's to say He doesn't have a sense of humor? Get over yourself, and Iive your life

[anbr90]

"Dear America.... lofty!" LOL

[Lightcaster123]

@darthdan1000 What the fuck are you doing here?

[MsDDiddy]

@darthdan1000 wow a christian douchebag watching a kathy griffin video. you do realize you're in the minority here so......YOU suck it!

[JacobFlores2]

6:56 Obama?

[MrChinchilla54]

No matter what she says or does or who she shits on, the gays will always love her, that's her base so I think her career will never be shot down. Famous for EVER!!

[SteamEqualsFAIL]

SUXK IT JESUS!



[Grendel938]

Her imitation of her mother is freaking hilarious.

[tathan201120]

It really makes me think how she always screams gayy people and everything, and leave straight guys at the end thinking like (its obvious its only going to be a few), so I have a serious inquire, why is it that its so weird that a straight man likes her? 'Cause I kinda like her a looot!

[tylertyler82]

Since Bravo bleeped it out (in good ol' America- land of the free *not*) I will transcribe verbatim what she said: Don't pull your Catholic kid fucker bull shit with me mother fuckers!!!!!!

[BrandonSchleifer]

She always asks where the gay and straight guys are, but she never mentions bisexuals or asexuals.

[TheCaliforniaboy1]

@BrandonSchleifer what are asexuals?? Idk y but it reminds me of a bug that can reproduce by itself.. but idk

[BrandonSchleifer]

@TheCaliforniaboy1 Asexuals are people who are neither attracted to males nor females. It pretty much means that they have no desire for sex. The reason that it reminds you of bugs that reproduce by themselves is that asexual reproduction is reproduction without sex, or reproducing by itself.

[luvthetunesmannn]

@TheCaliforniaboy1 they dont have a sex drive. they dont enjoy sex or orgasms.

[bronzekitty26]

OOH! New reaction button!

[turtledragon420]

22 people do not like BJs.

[jasonchu82]

funny how she says she speaks fluent gay but doesn't know the gay cruising etiquette lol

[CrookdRiverWmn]

@jasonchu82 I thought that too! Maybe she's more "conversant" in gay. :)

[smek2]

Eeverybody repeat: Suck it Jesus!

[hearttopmodel05]

@smek2 Suck it, Jesus! :D

[nostopsnopurgatory]

Its funny cause its blasphemous!

[richardhawke]

Words cannot express how much I love her.

[ChantelleBritney]

@richardhawke ikr? xD

[TheSasar12]

LOLOLOLOLOLOL

[MoooonshoesPotter]

her mom is the beeeeest...... XD

[austinstaton712]

Ok, I know I'm probably way out of touch in this area, but I just have to ask. What is the "foot tap system"?

[0dour]

She is amazin

[AveOcean]

God, she looks gorgeous!! Fuck i love her soo much!

[Ethiokarate1]

that well honestly, she didnt need to blaspheme

but at least its kinda true, jesus doesnt care for an emmy lol, whatll that get you?

money...doesnt last comrads

[PoetMary]

There are no bear bars in Pigeon Forge, TN.....hahahahha

[xSilverPhinxx]

What is the Catholic league and others? islam?!

[Ameersuhail]

@xSilverPhinxx : You crack me up! xD

[xtopher]

I fuckin LOOOOOOOOVE this woman!

[clintdanz]

Love this woman!

[Cynamon18]

im distracted by how perfect her hair is

[hearttopmodel05]

@Cynamon18 Lol well it is "magic" hair:)

[JD917782908]

I love the end!!

[Greekboy92C]

Are u christian if ure baptisdted chridtian? anyway iI dont give a shit about that and Im GAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[waiter75]

@Greekboy92C um...i suppose "technically" ur christian if u weere baptized as such BUT u can always change ur religion easily

[Armagan21]

I fucking love Kathy Griffin

[Pearlygirl0]

that speech was awesome, people can take a joke. :)

[tk97898]

Over all the whole thing was that the church couldn't take a joke.

[dakotahnova]

I'm straight and love her ! I wish she acknowledged her straight fans more often

[HaloNelson1]

i actually do wish they had a language class on how to speak gay that would be a class every single year gay I, gay II, gay III, gay IV, gay V, everything!!!! i'd take it all

[jeffeastwood15]

"I speak fluent gay. I took 2 years in high school." LOL

The audience sounds like it's about 50% gay men, 30% women (lesbians or otherwise) and the rest str8 guys.

[HKid1617]

She makes a VALID point when she states "like Jesus doesn't have to save Darfur, but instead help someone win a fuckin People's Choice Award, or shoot their 3-pt." Lmao!!! I love it!

[IntensiveCherUnit]

seen on Shrek's Geocities Homepage

[toulouse666]

Although I am not into anal fisting myself, awesome!

[KidsWithGuns1992]

I think her speech was fucking brilliant, people are just pissed 'cause they know Jesus doesn't weigh in on any accomplishments or failures they make in life.

[goodpants42]

love herrrrrr she is soooooooooooooo funny

[goldenthroat86]

I'll bet Jesus was laughing his ass off when he heard Kathy's speech!

[luckyhunterkid]

@goldenthroat86 Jesus has to have a great sense of humor the way the worlds lookin these days!!

[extremeroe17]

I CAN'T EVEN SHOW MY FACE AT ST. BERNADINE'S GUITAR MASS! lmaooooo

[fredchen64]

st bernardine's what mass?

[RoseBloodBlack]

I love her because shes just so unexpected! this woman is TEH BALLS OF STEEL

Keep on goin kathy!

[chi2nt]

yah cathy go straight to hell

[PinkFractal]

She sounds like she's gossiping to her friends except that we're the friends. I love it!

[rainydaze1212]

"Over 2000 years ago...when the Earth was formed..."

I laughed myself into a coughing fit.

[Whitemilkenator]

I laugh so hard at the end on hand signs!

[tracer740]

Is there a funnier person on this wonderful earth than Kathy Griffin?

How'd she get like that?

May we always be charmed and entertained by her brilliant and cavalier humor!

[videocrack246]

9:11 to 9:30 i think i had never laughed so hard and for so long in MY FUCKING LIFE.

[marcus2shae]

Funniest shit ever!!

[sundaypiglet]

rock on kathy!!!!!!!

[mathewkader]

LOL love you kathy....................

[NaruHinalover00]

i speak gay VERY well *wink*

[emmythrasher]

notice shes wearing a cross on her necklace!

[MashkaZelandiashi]

@emmythrasher hahahaha

[NSmangamylife1]

i fucking love her, busted a lung laughing so hard.

[17217JAMIE]

nice mom voice 2:02

[Runthereszombies]

I stayed in Pigeon Forge this summer... I never noticed a theatre company. The whole town just looked like a boardwalk.

[TheBootscooter222]

@Runthereszombies did u notice the black mold? the theatre is in sevierville ... theres also a chinese acrobatics theatre there too....

i had a hard time finding a hotel that wasnt full of mildew 

[Runthereszombies]

@TheBootscooter222 I got lucky :) I didn't stay in a hotel. I stayed in a luxury cabin at the top of one of the mountains with my family, but the only road that led to the bottom of the mountain let out in Pigeon forge. We decided we didn't really like Pigeon Forge and spent most of our time in Gatlinburg and Cades Cove and places like that.

Anyway, BLACK MOLD?! That is awful! I only went into ONE place at Pigeon Forge, and that was a pancake house :)

[4bizu]

crew....LESBIANSSS

[maplecapable]

love ya kath, but you gotta lay off jesus

[TheBootscooter222]

@maplecapable she doesnt have to she is jewish

[bojan34]

Danceeeers! Wahahahaha Epic!

[gabsylv]

She's in her prime here! BWAHAHA!

[toxic2121]

fckin censorship

[SummerS1998]

"its not as hot as we think it was"

[laupernaranjolabelle]

I think she's one of the sharpest and most brilliant comedians out there, like Margaret Cho and Dave Chapelle, I think those are my favorite 3 comedians right now, because they are so brutally honest and they don't give a fuck about it. Also I own "The Chapelle Show" DVD and Wanda Sykes DVD "I'm a be me", and Seasons 1,2 and 3 of Kathy's "My Life on The D List" and "Allegedly", "She'll Cut a Bitch", and I want to know if there's any other Kathy DVD I'm missing!?

[yougottagetagimmick]

@laupernaranjolabelle I love those three, but they're Care Bears compared to Joan Rivers...:)

[sevSpirit]

@yougottagetagimmick I freaking luv Joan Rivers, but Kathy Griffin changes her jokes from show to show, she is so current and so naturally funny. Joan had been the same show with the same exactly jokes for decades :( I wish she would change it up a litte,

[csm1025]

i love kathy griffin! when i first saw this on tv, at the part with larry craig and the bathroom/fisting part, i couldn't stop laughing! i seriously couldn't breathe!

[vim92]

What she said IS true though, like instead of helping people in Africa and other poverty/conflict stricken places, you really think he's helping you win an emmy? Am I the only one who thinks that Kathy is the only REAL celebrity. Or atleast one with common sense.

[joyyitsana]

@vim92 no. she's in the observant-genius category of comedians. considering she's a lesbian, she's an outsider in the u.s. society, so she's definitely able to read between the lines.

[vim92]

@joyyitsana

She's not a lesbian! What are you talking about?! LOL

[carlosocavalheiro]

I have a masters degree on fluent gay!

[Enigmatik691]

Bitch

[001assassins]

im a christian and it doesnt offend me

[CTWcauseiMissyou]

@001assassins i knwo its all in laughs thats what stand up comedy is...either you get it or you dont esp with kathy!! LOL

[Dancrof80s]

@001assassins of coarse it doesnt. shes just joking. she means nothing by it.

[MashkaZelandiashi]

@001assassins yay for sane people^^

[CambridgeHeights]

@001assassins Do you believe in Santa Claus too?

[Atheistcat2004]

@001assassins

And we love you for it <3

[Lemonycrab]

@001assassins same here, a joke is a joke.

[MiseryLovesMe92]

@001assassins Agreed completely. I even laughed! *gasp* I don't go to church but I believe in God. Is that enough? lol

[operaghostandkitty]

@001assassins World needs more people like you. People who can actually take a joke. Respect to you, bro.

[001assassins]

omg! LMAO!!

[eorroxsox]

does anyone else notice she's wearing a cross?

[Onedaywewillshine00]

Lol, I officially love her!! She tells it like it is and I respect her for it. I thought her speech was friggin hilarious, and I'm catholic! Not all of us were offended, but we are pretty bad when it comes to stuff like that. Thanks for uploading this, I really like her!

[princessofjedi]

so i'm catholic..and they really are THAT bad lol

[Zoona9]

This is SUPER funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[jimjam25411]

just out of curiosity, where my gays at?! gotta love kathy and that fierce red hair xD

[prettyrickylover29]

I love that "Dont pull your catholic kid fuck bullshit with me motherfuckers" lol I love Kathy :)

[QueerSwede1]

@prettyrickylover29 that just gave me a mental orgasm! hehehe

[prettyrickylover29]

@QueerSwede1 Hahaha But dont u just love her:) God I wanna meet her one of these days

[QueerSwede1]

@prettyrickylover29 I adore her hahaha

[wakniss]

suit up, put the wings on !

HAHAHA

rofl

[goodoldbill]

Love her but these beeps are annoying

[LeFresh5]

"I speak fluent gay" and that is why I love Kathy Griffin ♥♥♥

[piperalways]

Kathy Grifffin is freaken awesome :)

[LYLS3637]

"Those sets don't build themselves honey! Wake up!" HAHAHA HILARIOUS!!

[JohnIsSinging]

this made me laugh violently

[bballgirlz1]

TIP IT!!!

love u kathy

[effingya]

"Suit up! Put the wings on!"

lol!

[F0rAllManKind]

@effingya i laughed so hard at that lol

[iasonharper]

What the Christ are you doing this time? Goddammit.

[CarsonWilliams13]

haha "suit up, put the wings on"

[ZapatistasForever]

......God dammit, Jesus Christ.....why'd you have to tell Jesus to suck it?...Kathy's mom is the best.

[Benningtown]

I think one of those guys from the audience is my science teacher

[freefallin324]

i love 4:21 to 4:45 where she talks about the 90K ad. "We're lucky if we had money for glitter for the FUCKING POSTER!"

[thedarthflagger]

Fuck Margaret Cho. I love Kathy.

[CTWcauseiMissyou]

@thedarthflagger hey margarets her friend---she is very funny too but kathy is just different. she speaks in a way that we wish to say on stage, she hits every religion, gender, ever pop culture topic. which is why i watch her more because i dont have to pay attention to worldy news or anything i just watch her and i get everything!! : ) she does her full sweep of research and thats why shes the best

[crocetti1984]

What South Park episode was she referring to?

[Mikao6]

Probably the best special ever by her. Balls of Steel was weaker, but I'm looking forward to the new special that will air before My Life on a D-Listy Season 6 premiere sometime in June.

[musicaltheatergeek79]

$90,000 for a newspaper ad? What a waste. I'd find more useful things to do with the money. But taking out an ad to tell others to boycott her? They could've just printed out hundreds of flyers at Kinko's for a song.

Anyway, love Kathy! I've been down this week and this really lifts my spirits.

[Tazer05]

That Mirical Theatre Group got OWNED!!

[sillychad18]

@soundscape718 yes I know =D she's still Catholic though, but she just means that she's like most of us. lol

[sillychad18]

@soundscape718, lol well she's Catholic too.........maybe she just wants to be Katholic =)

[ruelgalinato]

@sillychad18 I see what you did there. :) haha, well played.

[sillychad18]

@ruelgalinato cheeyah

[Usulic]

So smart, so funny - to my eyes, this is one of the most attractive women ever!

[cattona34]

"Don't pull your Catholic kid-fucking bullshit with me, mother-fuckers!!" Right on, Kathy!!

[anime1217]

For Christs sake kathleen. Whyd u have to tell jesus to suck it god damn. jesus christ kathleen. what the christ are you doing this time - LOL

[chulotc]

wait...you think in your "deepest of hearts" that the same god that commits genocide, infanticide, human sacrifice, endorses incest, murder, rape, and eternal torture would laugh at someone who is openly mocking him? now that's faith...

[Gamergal116]

I LOVE it when she makes fun of her mother, I LOVE her, she is HILARIOUS. And let me say as a believer in Christ, I think God laughed at her speech, in my deepest heart of hearts I think He would have laughed.

[amandaghost]

Hands down the funniest comedian of our time

[Shovelk]

I. Love. Kathy. Griffin.

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

i speak fluent gay too

[ifu1seekamy]

@GirlsThatWearBlue It's pretty easy, LOL. I was born with it :)

[TheBootscooter222]

@GirlsThatWearBlue thats because you are half gay yourself

[GirlsThatWearBlue]

@TheBootscooter222 i wish

[mikeyrenteria]

'Over 2,000 Years Ago

Nd iThought It Was Gonna Sayy

When The Earth Was Formed"

[LonieMarrTV]

Crew=Lesbians HAHAHA!!

she's toofunny

[HurtMeSoul108]

The hand actions at the end LMAO!

[Teddybear101ify1]

No, you just do it! HAHAHHA LMFAO!!! Kathy is AWESOME <3333

[PinkCowgirl925]

'actors ,singers ,daaanncceerss, crew, lesbians,"

[ldeniro]

"this is it...suit up, put the wings on"

[halla1rw]

i fucking love Kathy Griffin!!!

[finepics]

WHEN THE EARTH WAS FORMED! hahahaha

[PollyJuice]

What did she say to the straight guys? "I'll try to speak to you guys in..."? WHat IS that word? "Cheronese"?

[markscarpa]

@PollyJuice "I will try to speak to you and your needs"

[PollyJuice]

Oh, thank you so much, I've been curious about that line for ages. *hugs*

[Toyotaminivans1992]

@PollyJuice 'In Sheer needs'. :)

[devoncohen]

i will try to speak to ur people and to ur needs

[bbukfan]

"One of them is Larry Craig!"