@jinchengfredde hey man should i get Metal Gear Solid 4, Splinter Cell Double Agent, Halo 3: ODST, or Alone in the Dark? How are the graphics and gameplay in the games? And how many hours of gameplay do the games have? Thanks.
It's a game meant to "resurrect" the fake video-game character Matt Hazard (Who knows of his own existence in a videogame.)
So basically, the story is that Matt Hazard was in a side-scrolling shooter game, then worked his way up to 3D and became "the worlds most popular action video-game character" according to himself.
Then his popularity dropped after the videogame Haz-Matt Carts.
Then the Marathon company got bought up by some guy who then resurrected Matt Hazard again!
ARNOLD SCHWARZENNEGER!!!
XxSrBiNxX 1 month ago
When he was wearing the suit I liked him more
Skeletty1710 6 months ago
its hazard time
best line ever XD
df57524 7 months ago
heh, for some reason the concept of this game reminds of that show Reboot.
SJReid82 7 months ago
Easiest. Boss. Ever.
CrashNicker 11 months ago
why isent this game populer its awsome
coolsnape 11 months ago
@coolsnape Holy fuck, that was some bad English.
switcharound 7 months ago
At first i thought the first level was a Hitman parody...
Danko1900 1 year ago
did anyone notice that it looks 100% liki hitman in the first couple of minutes!!!
mrOosamoO 1 year ago
I got this game for 4.99€!!! I think its cool!
JoschlBoschl 1 year ago
that sting guy sounds like arnold scwarzenegger
DestroyerofWorlds10 1 year ago
Whenever a girl says "Dont call me babe" just keep calling her babe, pronounce it more intently. BABE. BABE. BABE.
Im kidding.
OpenMawProductions 1 year ago
why is the blood blue? O_O
hatad321 1 year ago
@hatad321
its called metamorphic code in old games they sometimes had that
DestroyerofWorlds10 1 year ago
@hatad321 I think they're pixels.
JakFan13 1 year ago
@hatad321 I think it's alluding to the non-violent water gun based shooter. So in other words, it's water.
Bdizz2012 9 months ago
this game looks epic
SCOOTER96able 1 year ago
should i buy this game?i mean,u can't buy a game just because its funny
MrDream1206 1 year ago
my dad is bald is online lol!!! im gonna send him a friend request for sure jajjajaja
TheViceBoys 1 year ago
is the entire game in 3d cause when i look on the back cover of the cas in the stores it looks like a 2d side scroller
gh3rockzzV2 2 years ago
im playin this right now, its good
jinchengfredde 2 years ago
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@jinchengfredde hey man should i get Metal Gear Solid 4, Splinter Cell Double Agent, Halo 3: ODST, or Alone in the Dark? How are the graphics and gameplay in the games? And how many hours of gameplay do the games have? Thanks.
nrothmeier 2 years ago
my dad is bald
is online
RealMasterChief117 2 years ago
LOL @ the French bread @ 1:51. I know he's in a restaurant but I wouldn't expect that in a Japanese steak house! >_>
flclfanman 2 years ago
Does anyone know the battle theme from 1:42 on?
aosiding 2 years ago
i am the futua!!! haha arnols voice makes me lmfao
ipwnyouu 2 years ago
lol Arnold Schwarzenegger at 5:04.
BonoJones 2 years ago
cortana!
jungleman68 2 years ago 2
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if ur not gettin headshots u really suck at aiming.
Magic06 2 years ago
No one else see the small Red Steel parody?
Tronman73 2 years ago 10
Ah yes.... I remember that game. If Ubisoft gave it more time, it would be WORLDS better. It felt rushed
DragonGodXIII 2 years ago
Making a second one. Using Wii Motion Plus.
Tronman73 2 years ago
i think it's stranglehold
jungleman68 2 years ago 2
whats the parody?
cordsman 2 years ago
Starts in a Japanese restaurant.
Tronman73 2 years ago
In chinatown he starts in a japanese restaurant.
greed099 2 years ago 8
please post the rest
orrthehunter 2 years ago
Looks repetitive, but hilarious! I might pick this up.
ger360 2 years ago
from what ive heard its funny but doesnt save the game so if you have cash to burn id get it but dont expect a masterpiece
chesterinoaussie 2 years ago
That's what I hear too. I might pick it up when it's down to like 10 dollars though.
RebirthedKarma 2 years ago
dude u fucking headshot whore damn u jeremy
london2wisconsin 2 years ago
never heard of eat lead before,kinda looks like a take off of hitman
twistedenjoyment 2 years ago
It's a game meant to "resurrect" the fake video-game character Matt Hazard (Who knows of his own existence in a videogame.)
So basically, the story is that Matt Hazard was in a side-scrolling shooter game, then worked his way up to 3D and became "the worlds most popular action video-game character" according to himself.
Then his popularity dropped after the videogame Haz-Matt Carts.
Then the Marathon company got bought up by some guy who then resurrected Matt Hazard again!
Dun dun duuuuu!
PwnzorBob 2 years ago
no. its not. never.
underoathrocks78 2 years ago