Eminem - Criminal (Song & Lyrics)

[thefinninator12]

Mr. Don't give a fuck still wont please!

[ismellacoon]

THANK YOU!



[BlurRave]

DONT DARE MAKE FUN OF THAT BABY CAUSE THAT BABY WAS ME!

DOPE

[kole227]

I wanna old Slim Shady in 2012

[Blackdariuz]

@kole227 in his Australia concert.. Shady was back there...

[droppingplates87]

This was when Eminem was Raw and talent was at it's peak.

[americanfanof201130e]

Para Defender Nuestra Nacion

[americanfanof201130e]

Es Mejor Acabar O Amenazar Gente De Mexicana

[politpris]

mothafuckin criminal

[2metube4]

this has been my favourite song for the last 3 years

[TheSicdic]

Best album ever!

[adnanatana]

good song and good singer

=))

[Stevo2124isxbox]

Marshall Mathers LP=Best ALbum EVER

[Sexyvanian]

My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed

The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

[sonny21004]

@Sexyvanian *ligaments in need.



[xXxB4S14RDxXx]

My words are like a dagger with a jagged edge

That'll stab you in the head

whether you're a fag or lez

Or the homosex, hermaph or a trans-a-vest

Pants or dress - hate fags? The answer's "yes"

Homophobic? Nah, you're just heterophobic

Personally, im homophobic, this makes my day

[0151RTFM]

@xXxB4S14RDxXx do you really think he is? no. you just made yourself look a tit. lmao.

[deFATpanda]

@xXxB4S14RDxXx ahahhahahahahahahaha :)

[codynator2000]

@xXxB4S14RDxXx he got a strike against him for that haha

[Miradoblackwarrior2]

@xXxB4S14RDxXx Haha go home you stupid fuck.

[anakinfire9]

@xXxB4S14RDxXx sooo ur gay well thats wat u said

[buster560]

@xXxB4S14RDxXx You should here he's comments now. He tweeted this month he now supports gay marriage.

[PeculiarTactics]

@xXxB4S14RDxXx Nobody gives a fuck who you are or what you think, feel, or say.

[MunFurai]

God damn I love this song.

[FamousHorns]

If I ever gave a fuck I'd shave ma nutss XD Love it

[LEDZEPPELINLOVER94]

3:54 funny as fuck.

[ireqone]

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ＳＨＵＴ　ＵＰ　ＡＮＤ　ＥＮＪＯＹ　EMINEM！

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[Thephobia21]

if u make a playlist for ur fav rec dont put eminem in it...

u wont have enough room...

[Smallvillegurl39]

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

Heal this child, help us destroy these demons

Oh, and please send me a brand new car

And a prostitute while my wife's sick in the hospital

^^ i <3 this part

[disintegrate]

homophobic? nah u're just heterophobic...

[LukasHoney777]

Finaly a version that isnt speed up

[lilcrazychicken]

haha

clerk: dont kill me...

Em: i wont kill you

clerk: dont kill me

!POP!

Em: Thank you xD

[ThaRealJman]

EMIN∃M is the greatest!

[Pozd10207]

this song epitomizes eminem completely

[DevonBenoit]

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus LOL

[Jakesta152]

people hated eminem back then cause he had the balls to tell them whats what,they were just mad cause wht he sad was true

[afca1987]

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask.

Thank god em made it as a Rapper!!

[Blikkx]

Gunshot

Thank you!

[craiganderson911]

i lovee this song EMINEM IS FREAKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!

[GMkid1487]

This hard liquor fucks me up quicker than you'd wanna fuck me after saying the word (nigger)

[jkam64]

eminem be goin hard thats my white nigga haha

[freetruth2012]

I miss when marshall was a sick motherfucker!

[hayes903]

do people actually like this psycho??? he's not cool or hard, he's just an immature talentless prick.

[ThatxVillianxCYPR3SS]

@hayes903 Howw? Talentless? he's not trying to be 'hard' and thats exactly what he says in this song, people bitch over his lyrics and he says well i guess im a criminal, calm down ha, he even says he makes up half the shit he says, to be honest, i think he's pretty fuckin talented. he's out there, but talented.

[hayes903]

@ThatxVillianxCYPR3SS exactly he makes up his own disturbed lyrics

[ThatxVillianxCYPR3SS]

@hayes903 And ? Who Cares?

[hayes903]

@ThatxVillianxCYPR3SS possibly alot of people

[ThatxVillianxCYPR3SS]

@hayes903 Well a lot of people hate on every artist, doesnt mean they dont have talent.

[hayes903]

@ThatxVillianxCYPR3SS alright fine you win he's not bad but he's still off his head

[TheSykoKlepto]

Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause

I watch TV, and Comcast cable

and you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

[macky4Ace]

Lawl thats dre wit a Ak to his face dont make me kill him too it sprays brains all over the place!

[UKzvReMiiX]

@VidTwitter nigga

[UKzvReMiiX]

I Was Just Checkin The Mail, Get It Checkin The male ;)

[thwaits27]

uhhhh new fav song

[ikweetgeennickname33]

i love the end!

AND NEVER GO AWAYY!

[brad0544]

@VidTwitter umad?

[RichardGittens]

You can't teach me a goddamn thing cause I watch TV and Comcast cable.

[Jozsef86330]

"[Teller] Don't kill me, please don't kill me...

[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you...

Hurry the fuck up! {gunshot} Thank you!" =))

[darkhero101010]

thank you!

[angelamarie83]

thank you bang

[angelamarie83]

AMEN



[PRESSbUPa]

@shiftrockup no, its bird. it means the middle finger.

[Thelucasso2]

Thumbs up for justice.

[Mr74drose]

amazing.



[711god]

"that will teach you not to let me play with it ehh" my favorite line in anyone of his songs. TOOO FUNNNY

[SURtifiediLL]

hahah dopee

[StanOrEmFan]

Accent...I love his ACCENT.

[biplav2]

@StanOrEmFan this aint his Accent , thats the Angry Blonde aka Slim shady

[711god]

"that will teach you to let me play with it ey"

[shaelecexo]

love hem <3 (:



[FuNNkY11]

Hey! It's me Versace!

Whoops! somebody shot me!

And I was just checkin the mail

Get it? Checkin the 'male'?

LOL

[hannafannax4]

hey sorry about that comment my brother got on and did that :) Sorry again bye

[camowiz45]

i like angry eminem

[hottie982075]

i absolutly love how everything he says in his music is true all the way and i love the way tht he always talks about his daughter haley he soo sweet...n unlike others he true to

[Mirror22rorriM]

''' god damn this mother fucker get's on my fucking nerves ''

LMAO

[973bally]

heyyy its meeeeeeeeeee verse n i was jus chekn the mail ... get it checkin the male lmfaooooooooooooooo

[shaunyd1234]

I drink malt liquor to fuck you up quicker

than you'd wanna fuck me up for sayin the word ... (It would be Nigga)

[mariahdances15]

i love his "preacher" voiceXD

[UNCL3F3ST3R1]

God what the fuck happen to this eminem back when he was the shit....now with this new bullshit shit im not afraid he turned into shit.

[coffecake0911]

@UNCL3F3ST3R1

when he wrote these albums he would always be high now that he's been sober for over 2 years he said that he has to learn how to rap and write music again so get off his back dude

[xxxGrimReaper666xxx]

6 people who disliked got raped by someone in a jason mask

[123slimshady456]

WHO EVER DIS LIKES THIS SONG CAN GO LISIN THO JUSTEN BEBER BECUSE THAY DONT DISORV EM

[thetruth34er]

AND IF IT AINT A RAPPER THAT I MAKE IT AS IMMA BE A FUCKEN RAPPIST IN A JASON MASK SICKEST LINE IN RAP PERIOD MY NIGGA EM GOT OFF ON THIS SHIT...

[69cernnm96]

"Checking the mail, get it? Checking the male?"

Love the lyrics.

And the skit:

Heh. "Whether you're a fag or les." "Hate fags, the answers: yes." A bit mean there, no?

[inflameslover28]

6 people suk dick

[presidentfresh12]

I'm Black and I think he's the best rapper alive, people hate me for that :/

[69cernnm96]

@presidentfresh12 At least you admit it.

[dbDragonfly]

<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3<3­<3<3 love this soonggggg endlessssllllyyyyy

[Masparaviia]

<3 omg.O;

You have GOT to love the skit.

:))

[imcjhomie]

man this shits ill alot of his oldd shit is shady knows wadup in his oldd shit, can catcha buzz and listen to himm for hoursss.... ! ILLL suckka free M.O.B

[Albaliveforlife]

u have a reason for livin whit eminem

[realshitishere]

fuck you!

[sarrnoodl11]

his old shit is SO much better. now it seems like hes not rebelling against FCC or society, or like now he cares about what people think of him all of a sudden..

[hanahpetzer96]

@sarrnoodl11

totally agree i love the way he sounds in his old shit but you gotta think he has been gone for a while he needs to make the money some way even when it doesnt sound the best to true fans

[Brutalbyblood]

Fucking tune lolz 

[SuperShockwaves]

this video sucks songs great doh :)

[sportsmed77]

@SuperShockwaves LMAO, it's not really a video. It's just a picture of his album cover.

[yasmeenlin]

You know why? Cuz ima CRIMINAL. Man thats raw. I love u eminem

[W0LFVISI0N]

My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed

The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

[spideyO10]

@W0LFVISI0N Its funny how The highest Rated comment is someone putting the Lyrics Down.

We just heard that Retard.

[thysaeed]

@spideyO10 youll be okay bro

[spideyO10]

@thysaeed I Keed.

Got that off a Troll on another Video, Funny thing is...His Comment was Highest Rated

Derp.

[W0LFVISI0N]

@spideyO10 what if a deaf person was watching this. they didn't hear it..

you gotta put into account all possible situations

[spideyO10]

@W0LFVISI0N True, But why Would they Listen to the Song?

[jbaby1721]

I love you eminem <3

[wheelsoffire09]

hillarious skit bang thank you

[DissocialPersonality]

3:19-3:56

Best Skit Ever

[nyauw]

@DissocialPersonality BAM "thank you!"

[ryuconners]

Class track lyrical genius !

[ParaJonasLeafFan]

I love Eminem so much, this song makes me laugh and my mouth gape open at how amazing his lyrical ability and flow is, epic.

[comradecomisser]

music is like a blowjob, shut up and enjoy it. smileyface.

[Snowinhell09]

@comradecomisser Gotta Love It :D

[7ok3r420]

It's fucking music... listen to it......

[BEASTYMOVIES]

i love eminem, he is the greatst rapper alive, and every one that doubts him, should get a gun and put it to their own head before eminem has to because hes a CRIMINAL and he will

[MaxReinsch]

I stopped listening to Eminem about 8 years ago, since which I became a big metal fan. Last year I saw 8 mile and it reminded me of what a lyrical genius Eminem is.

It's a shame he'll never match the intensity of the first 2 albums.

In conclusion, The Marshall Mathers LP is a masterpiece.

[mikeyrobins022585]

Good song FEMINEM! Shows what kind of a loser you are!

[strumper99]

@mikeyrobins022585 You fucking suck go cry to ur momma thats the best u can do....

[B4TT3I2Y]

@mikeyrobins022585 <-- this kids a winner .

[52coolkid]

@mikeyrobins022585 man i'm gonna shoot u because u know why cause i'm a CRIMINAL

[dog87901]

@mikeyrobins022585 wow 'feminem' even the icp did better than that and that was pathetic . next time put a bit more thought into it but dont use too much brain power you need alot of it to keep breathing

[Snowinhell09]

@mikeyrobins022585 Shows What Kind Of A LOSER YOU ARE trying to diss eminem! You Fucking faggoty wide assed motherfucking bieber fan who wanks over ITS picture. Deaf Mahfucker

[PartyRockHard]

@mikeyrobins022585 go fuck justin beiber fanbitch

[MrAmalthea]

@mikeyrobins022585 Go suck on JB's penis, dickweed! People like you are pathetic.

[BUDA511]

@mikeyrobins022585 if u dont like it den why wactch it, go suck on a dick and let it drip in ur mouth, dumbass if u dont like it den pass on tha goddamn song, shit i bet u fukin wear thongs and masterbate cuz u dont got no life,

[mikeyrobins022585]

Good song, FEMINEM! Show what kind of a person you are!

[modelbabesz1]

don't kill me, please don't kill me... I said I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you...

Hurry the fuck up! {gunshot} Thank you! lmfaooooooooooooooooooooo.

[PHOwnage1337]

i love his first line the most, sounds hella sick

[msamberp23]

Havent heard dis shit in a dam minute>>>> LOVE THIS SHIT, he is soooo fucking crazy hahahah lol

[TheBertilsson]

I totally LOVE the part when he says "Please lord, this boy needs Jesus. Heal this child, help us destroy these demons" with a brittish dialect (?).

/sweden!

[japanman1x1000]

lmao funnyist eminem skit i ever herd long live the king eminem

[lozza19901]

love it !!! hey its me resatchi whoops, somebody shot me HAHA

[RideEmCowboy7861]

It's Versace not resatchi. Just letting you.

I agree with your comment 100%

[lozza19901]

@RideEmCowboy7861 k thx

[lozza19901]

@RideEmCowboy7861 k thx

[lozza19901]

@lozza19901 Versace

[bigrockstar41]

@lozza19901 its not resatchi, its vesacci, a gay degisner who was going outside in morning and got shot 5 times.

[O4M2N]

BOOM thank you haha best part

[Homophobicification]

A great song. An even greater rapper.

Pity the lyrics offend some small-minded people

[vaggeta1]

My mother did drugs - tar, liquor, cigarettes, and speed

The baby came out - disfigured, ligaments indeed

It was a seed who would grow up just as crazy as she

Don't dare make fun of that baby cause that baby was me

[TheEscoNarcotics]

@vaggeta1  * hard liquor... not tar, liquor

[sensitivesally1]

my dick shrunk smaller but my balls got larger

[jpr60231]

i bet most of u guys that like eminem r white

[drewis21]

Im black...And I think he's one the Greats

[jpr60231]

i didnt mean it in a bad way im just saying

[smokelakes]

@drewis21 is this comment rated high cause he says hes black? fuckin retards. it shouldnt matter. comments' fuckin stupid on so many levels. drews you fag

[Spence233]

@drewis21 odd

[StanOrEmFan]

@Spence233 No, it's not.

Dumbass.

[Spence233]

@StanOrEmFan ????

[ant0tr0n]

@drewis21 yo im black to and hes my fav rapper, next to drake and j.cole

[heyconstantt]

@drewis21 i am brown and i too think he is fucking great :D

[ikweetgeennickname33]

@drewis21

geez, wasn't eminem the one who wanted that people wouldn't care about colours anymore? (:

i mean, that's what his whole career is about...??

[08conor08]

such a fucking song....My favourite rapper ever..!!

[unitedstatesofeminem]

i like when he says criminal at first and the music changes suddenly

[Gatman207]

And if it's not a rapper that I make it as

I'ma be a fuckin rapist in a Jason mask

[BoogeyMan154]

LMAO!

Slim Shady is ill...in more ways than one.

[odogg1112]

hurry the fuck up,,,,,,,,,,,, thank you!!!!

[SilverCali11]

C'mon!-- Relax guy, I like gay men

Right, Ken? Give me an amen (AAA-men!)

Please Lord, this boy needs Jesus

[BlackFingerBoard]

"[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you...

Hurry the fuck up! {gunshot} Thank you!"

LOL!

[slipknotmaggot4lyfe]

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts

tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

You motherfuckin' chickens ain't brave enough

[TheLyricalHypnosis]

Windows tinted on my ride when I drive in it

So when I rob a bank, run out and just dive in it

So I'll be disguised in it

And if anybody identifies the guy in it

I'll hide for five minutes

Come back, shoot the eyewitness

Fire at the private eye hired to pry in my business

[kookooo1]

Die, bitches, bastards, brats, pets

This puppy's lucky I didn't blast his ass yet

If I ever gave a fuck, I'd shave my nuts

tuck my dick in between my legs and cluck

[CasparPersson]

"Thank you!"

Haha XDXD

[whitegualla25]

Preacher, preacher, fifth grade teacher

You can't reach me, my mom can't neither

You can't teach me a goddamn thing 'cause

I watch TV, and Comcast cable

and you ain't able to stop these thoughts

You can't stop me from toppin' these charts

And you can't stop me from droppin' each March

with a brand new cd for these fuckin' retards

[Scotty678966]

Wich song is the Homophobic song?

[rockerchic013]

gotta luv the little skit.."[Eminem] I said I'm not gonna fuckin' kill you...

Hurry the fuck up! {gunshot} Thank you!" LMFAO

[ShadowRaptor1O1]

@rockerchic013 XD that's the best part of the song!

[yeeoitsannie]

shoot the eye witness

die bitches! bastards, brats, pets

this puppys lucky i didnt blast his ass yet!

damn that third verse gets me hyped lol

[rockybigrock41]

heard that thosands of times

but could never hear those word til now

thnxx

[BrampStar]

y does he always make fun of dre LMAO

[Constantrage]

ya true i never got dat...and the fact dat dre let it go out and actully participate in it...and dre is the one dat make marshall mathers become a multi-national record seller...but wtv i guess life is like dat

[SyphonSnk]

He's just messing with him, they're THAT cool, that he lets him say shit like that. He's not making fun of him, it's all part of the song.

The point of the song, is to show how "crazy" eminem could get.