Darwin Award champion - death by lava lamp

[namelessmichael]

That's not evolution, it's natural selection

[AngryAussie]

@namelessmichael Which is part of evolutionary theory

[vivwritten]

friend knew a guy who died of kidney failure after he got sick of opening and closing microwave door, so took it off and jigged it up to go without it, didnt take long for him to fry

[AngryAussie]

@vivwritten There's a Darwin winner

[vivwritten]

there is a documentary that talks about him and two others, one drowned in a cat bowl, cant remember other one.

[RockstarHQ1]

LOL how diden`t I think of that

[AngryAussie]

@RockstarHQ1 I don't know

[higgsbonsia]

If it hasn't already been mentioned, this guy truly takes the cake when it comes to helping the gene pool.

The Enumclaw horse sex case was a 2005 incident in which Kenneth Pinyan (June 22, 1960 – July 2, 2005), a died from receiving anal sex with a stallion at a farm in King County, WA. During a July 2005 sex act, videotaped by a friend, he suffered a perforated colon and later died of his injuries.

[DjGisME]

you don't want to visit Live Leak portal as this would make you even more angry arghghghghhgh

[AngryAussie]

@DjGisME OK then

[DjGisME]

@AngryAussie ....but I like this video. I think you are making good point and I agree withyou.

[vickiormindyb]

I went to visit my friend, who still works w/ the fire department, and he told me they went to a house fire that started in someone's microwave after their teenage son pulled out a burning bag of popcorn.

And was surprised when he dropped it on the floor which started the fire.

He picked up a burning bag and was surprised when it burned him.

He told Britt he didn't know the bag was going to burn him. That's why he picked it up while it was in flames.

[diana102393]

oh shit... O_o i better not do that!

[AngryAussie]

@diana102393 Good thinking

[Stygian7]

Love your work Angry. Your responses to some of the stupid comments had me laughing more than the video itself.

[AngryAussie]

@Stygian7 And there are some REALLY stupid comments

[centrinoz5]

guys guys... the whole consept of the awards is inaccurate... for how do we know that the laureates didn't already have descendants of their own before they died

[AngryAussie]

@centrinoz5 Any children of the winners are put to death

[YTwatchdawg]

I lived in some trailers as a child. How judgemental of you. Guess you get the "Im a judgemental asshole award".

[AngryAussie]

@YTwatchdawg Well, you're hogging all the "whiny little bitch nobody gives a fuck about" awards.

[YTwatchdawg]

@AngryAussie LMAO! That was effin funny!

[Briluvr]

I live in a trailer........hmmmm

[AngryAussie]

@Briluvr Careful with your lava lamp

[Briluvr]

@AngryAussie Too late

[AngryAussie]

@Pilkingtube No, you really don't get it. Which is hardly my problem.

[LockedGT]

is it bad what he did makes sense to me?

[AngryAussie]

@LockedGT Keep a safe distance

[vickiormindyb]

@AngryAussie I hate when they remove their comment after you respond to them.

I'm nosy. I wanna know what they said.

My former husband used to respond to 'I wanna know' w/ 'Enquiring minds wanna know.'

He was drawing a parallel w/ my curiosity and the National Enquirer, but he was mostly joking. At least that's how I took it, I always laughed when he said it.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb They are cowards

[Pkirk618]

all the most stupid people are dead he says

....or on youtube I say. But who cares, it's all entertainment :)

[PersonalVibes]

I only have one question, how hard is it to make you laugh?

[AngryAussie]

@PersonalVibes Not very

[spectre720]

nice one brov

[AngryAussie]

@spectre720 Cheers

[vickiormindyb]

'People who die by their own stupidity.' Like when they take Internet sources at face value and directly defy medical advice, then die as a result of their own actions.

Or do something stupid that makes me have to use aggressive measures to save them.

[AngryAussie]

@vickiormindyb There could be a whole sub-category for that

[Rahavin1]

I would do that, but behind say, A PROTECTIVE WALL, perhaps!?!

[AngryAussie]

@Rahavin1 That would be a good idea

[hwilliams365]

i wishhe shoad the vid of the lava lamp



[AngryAussie]

@hwilliams365 I don't think the police would have released it

[P4brains]

a teacher at my school is dumber then hell! she thinks that people with schizophrenia cant get cancer. and she gave me a detention for drawing a man in art class warring glasses. GLASSES are inappropriate apparently. yet when y friend josh draws a picture of a weird guy she calls it mexican drug lord. no one els was thinking that! shows whats on her mind. and she knocked up. its to late, its breading! DUN DUN DUN!!!!

[AngryAussie]

@P4brains She seems to have issues

[NodDisciple1]

Wasn't this on 1000 Ways To Die?

[AngryAussie]

@NodDisciple1 Possibly

[exile4eva]

could you speak up in your video plz?? i couldn't hear u

[AngryAussie]

@exile4eva I'm too shy

[Mongodos]

@AngryAussie neighbor, lol your about as shy as a charged cattle prod lol, great job, laugh so hard I cried.

[AngryAussie]

@Mongodos Glad you liked it :)

[888magic]

@exile4eva Me neither. Use your outside voice, man!

[ZeroG9210]

That is an awosme t-shirt.

[AngryAussie]

@ZeroG9210 Thanks!

[boontime]

have you seen the film of the darwin awards? effin hilarious. also if i was you with your loudness i wouldnt go ski'ing lol

[AngryAussie]

I would cause avalanches of anger

[midnightsun2288]

my ears are bleeding but thanks for sharing

[AngryAussie]

I like to share. Loudly.

[YourCpt]

Hey what is the name of the kind of painting on the wall?

[AngryAussie]

Pop Art - Warhol style.

[redcoatmenace]

"How about stupidity? did they follow that line of investigation?"

Win, sir.

[AngryAussie]

They should look into it

[redcoatmenace]

Who would they arrest?

[eddiebruv]

That was really loud! I turned off my speakers, disconnected them, smashed them up, burned the pieces and threw the ashes in the garbage. This was collected and taken to the dump. I could STILL hear you, man!!

[AngryAussie]

I'll try to be louder

[eddiebruv]

Thankyou.

[EiNSkraft]

I love the fucking mask, I wish to wear one of those if I ever have an attempt at a Darwin award.

[AngryAussie]

You go right ahead with that

[diddlybop]

i think it's kinda sad, and brutal.

heart pierced by hot flying glass. ouch.

[AngryAussie]

It wouldn't tickle

[vickiormindyb]

It would depend on which part of the heart it pierced as to how long it hurt.

You can be instantly killed and feel very little if any pain. If it pierces the aorta, the largest artery in the heart, the heart stops beating and you die instantly.

I know this b/c I'm a paramedic with cardiac emergencies my area of special interest.

[coralrayne]

I want to thank you for getting that point across! I have now become a subscriber. Great job! Wish natural selection would hurry up and eliminate more. I deal with a lot on a daily basis and they are getting worse! You have a new fan!

[AngryAussie]

Cheers and welcome aboard

[Lenankuras92]

dude that story and youre comments are hilarious

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[spartan8]

Stupidety, You are the definision, you shouting Aussie!

[AngryAussie]

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAH Oh my fucking god you have no idea how fucking stupid you look, do you? AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAH Listen you stupid fucking cunt, If you're going to call someone else stupid at least learn the basics of spelling and grammar you pathetic fucking moron!

[Ocoton]

Stupid humans: proof of natural selection.

[AngryAussie]

We should stop protecting them

[641rellik]

you sound like a bloke on the darwin awards

ranting on about something and forgetting that you have a gas heater by your trousers and walking forward nocking it over and setting fire to your self

[AngryAussie]

You sound like a fucking moron.

[ImSpartycus]

A guy talking about a darwin award nominee is not nearly as entertaining as a video of said nominee. NOT funny.

[AngryAussie]

Nobody give a fuck what you think you whiny piece of shit.

Besides, how fucking stupid are you? Like there's gonna be a video on YT of someone getting killed. Christ almighty you're a pathetic fucking moron.

[JmasterJr]

Great scheme to get people to watch your videos lmao quit complaining about people who die due to a mistake shit happens and you need to quit bitching

[AngryAussie]

You need to get your guts fucked you worthless shitstain. Nobody on the fucking planet gives a flying fuck about you.

[aSuperbadassninja]

i think the story this year of the guy who was showing his girlfriend "gun safety" by putting pistols to his head and pulling the trigger to prove they were not loaded....well it turned out the 3rd one was loaded

[AngryAussie]

Not good gun safety

[Sasukelegend5]

damn straight man!!! i would never do something this fucking stupid!!!

[AngryAussie]

Good for you!

[flamingburritos]

he man was clearly an idiot but i didn't laugh one bit

[AngryAussie]

I could give a fuck if you live or die.

[canada224]

that sounds like a goood idea i think ill try it i always have to wait wayyy to long for my lava lamp to heat up

[AngryAussie]

I say go for it!

[vickiormindyb]

Glycerol, one of the ingredients in a lava lamp, is combustible. That's why heating it rapidly isn't safe.

I read some of the article. He was watching the heating process from close up.

We treated a patient who got burned over half his body, b/c he ran out of lighter fluid and decided to use gasoline on his grill instead of buying more lighter fluid.

We had a hard time finding a place to insert the I.V., b/c all the recommended places had 3rd and 4th degree burns on them. Even his neck.

[vickiormindyb]

You don't have to convince ME. I've been an EMT and paramedic all my adult life.

People were constantly telling me that calling them stupid is "cruel."

I don't care how I sound when people do stupid things, b/c I have to risk MY life to save them.

That was one mighty explosion if a piece of glass pierced his heart. It's at least 2 and a half inches into your chest AND protected by the rib cage.

The glass had to have went between his ribs, which is a unique cut. I never heard of it until now.

[AngryAussie]

Sometimes stupid is the only accurate description

[TheWhatever4able]

love it! very funny

[AngryAussie]

Cheers

[Averilli1]

LOL!!!! Hey you crack me up big time especially the end quote "because all the most stupidist people are dead"

[AngryAussie]

It's the truth!

[PtiPatrice]

i only liked your shirt...

[AngryAussie]

Well that's one thing

[charly1902]

Could you please stop shouting? Thanks!

[AngryAussie]

FUCK OFF!

[THEOMGProduction]

I love retarded people

[AngryAussie]

You have a big heart

[Minion79]

HAHAHAHAHA i love u man..

"hes a fuckin MORON!!" CLASSIC.. luv ya work mate..xxx

[AngryAussie]

Glad you liked it :)

[kharn75]

hahahahahahaha what a douche. I've been thinking about it and i still cant workout WHY he actually did that

[AngryAussie]

Stupid, I guess

[2MoonsFTW]

dude, I love you, and please give me that shirt :o

[AngryAussie]

Thanks and no.

[buttlord123]

that shirt is genius..

[AngryAussie]

I have a lot of them

[Crewka]

We on the other hand were not awarded a Darwin Award, so we accually can understand what we're being told, without shouting at us...

[AngryAussie]

Fuck off if you don't like it

[FanpireGoddess]

the guy definately deserved a Darwin Award

[AngryAussie]

Totally

[hobosown]

no, i do not know what a "daaawin awad" is

[AngryAussie]

That would be because you're stupid.

[hobosown]

im just dicking around

australian girls are hot and their australian accent only makes it betta

[messedup3000]

Pwned

[hobosown]

who

[xenniex2]

lol

[EyeLikeVaginas]

your shouting is ruining my speakers....

[AngryAussie]

Sucks to be you

[090James0Ryan090]

i think its cool

oh buy the way nice reacting on the stupid comments hahahahahaha

[AngryAussie]

It's fun taunting stupid people.

[AngryAussie]

Fuck off if you don't like it

[nerve500]

please stop shouting.

[AngryAussie]

FUCK OFF!

[Parqueiininja]

well I'd say the stupidest guy I've herd of was the guy who outsmarted his power company by getting free electricity by connecting his house to a near by transformer through a pare of jumper cables.

Amazing.....?

[AngryAussie]

Nature has a way of sorting these people out

[GiantPurpleBunny]

Nothing says irony like spelling heard wrong while calling people stupid...and pair.

[drz400e332]

So how does this work, do I get the Darwin Award for watching this or did you respectfully earn it for spending time to produce this?

Putting a lava lamp on a stove isn't that stupid of an idea that you drag it out to be, a kid could have done that...

[AngryAussie]

Nobody gives a fuck what you think

[gainingguy300]

lmao, I think you win the award for not realizing how much of a dumb fuck you have to be to heat a lava lamp on a stove. Why don't you do yourself a favor and repeat the process.

[drz400e332]

You seem like a more worthy candidate, especially since it is your suggestion to repeat the process.

[eraticflow]

Hey, drz, could you be more of an arrogant fuck? I think that would be the ideal measurement of whether or not you win the award.

[drz400e332]

You want to start a little cat fight here on youtube eraticflow?

[AngryAussie]

You're not doing it on my channel you brain dead little fuck. Go get a life and stay the fuck out of mine you inbred fucktard!

[Harkster69]

Gotta love the JayJays shirts mate :D

[AngryAussie]

Sure do!

[PLxFTW]

hey where did u get that shirt its awesome

[AngryAussie]

A shop called jayjays

[ilikebooty00]

the guy who took 1:47 to explain something that only takes one sentence needs a Darwin

[AngryAussie]

Nobody gives a fuck what you think

[HiJinx1990]

wow- i should get one for watching an aussie idiot describe stupidity.

[AngryAussie]

No, your father should get one for not wearing a condom with that $2 hooker that ended up spitting you out.

[colmthedon]

Good video! Get the anger there! However, there is a governing body for Darwin Awards, and she lives in New York i think.

[AngryAussie]

Yeah... governing body...

[UtoobIsNWO]

I was stupid enough to watch this vid ... does that count ?

[AngryAussie]

The comment marks you as an utter cunt if that's what you're wondering.

[Bluepacific07]

Well, those things don't interest me anyway.

(but I'll TRY to remember not to put my essential oil diffuser, which you have to add a cup of water to, on MY stove x P)

[AngryAussie]

Be careful of the stove

[Bluepacific07]

Well, the brown rice didn't blow up at me TONIGHT.

(and I forgot to set the timer. What's even funnier, I check it just at the right time and it looked better than it usually does! lol)

[PrinceHage]

My step mother and her friend actually knew this guy in high school, they live in washington. They were mentioning all their friends and then mentioned him, and said he died of a lava lamp being heated on a stove.

So this is pretty freaky, lol.

[AngryAussie]

It's a memorable way to go

[tgnz24]

funny!

[AngryAussie]

Thanks

[Dewbert80]

Unfunny version of the Atheist.

[AngryAussie]

What the fuck are you on about?

[SquareHeadSlacker]

u talk kinda like the crocodile hunter lol

[AngryAussie]

I guess that comes from being Australian

[SquareHeadSlacker]

can u make some vids where u speek german please?

[AngryAussie]

I don't speak german

[SquareHeadSlacker]

but u just said u were australian?

[AngryAussie]

har har har

[ApacheC424]

Darwin Awards books are at my school - too bad there is not a class based on those books!

[AngryAussie]

There should be

[EmoSalad3213]

ha ha it sounds like you're saying eating

[AngryAussie]

What does?

[07QuestFTW]

I believe he means when you say 'Heating'

[AngryAussie]

Thanks - I couldn't be bothered watching the video again

[07QuestFTW]

No problem man.

[Gunth0r]

if only all stupid were dead like he claimed at the end... that would be nice

[AngryAussie]

It would be nice.

[proregeRotzak]

watch 1000 ways to die

[mrockstar9222]

i dident know all those people died...

[AngryAussie]

Lots of people die

[slytherinsheirx]

Some are awarded darwin's in removing their ability to add their genes to the gene-pool. Others are awarded darwin's because they died.

[TechnomancerMorhion]

Death by lava lamp...just wow. The only thing to top that is if someone died by trying to make a lava lamp with actual lava.

[AngryAussie]

Yes, visiting a volcano to recharge their lava lamp

[matuladrz]

biggest failer in the world

[AngryAussie]

Yes he was

[vasboiz]

death by lava lamp wow.. heating a lava lamp wth!!!

dis guy is a weirdo