ScriptGirl Report 02.06.09

[rzezniqq]

Hi!

Show tits.

[Zyphera]

Voice info? info? booooobs booooobs boooobs, voice? boooobs

[elrandy]

randy rhoads y buenas tetas...

La paja perfecta.

[Nemeres]

Gotta say, I started watching these for all the cleavage, but that's the least of the highlights. I really dig the scoops, it gives the whole sceenwriting side an Entourage-like glamour.

[57bigjoe]

I be motorboating those things!!

[1avilable2]

boner-riffic! and ozzy is singing!

[mycrimsonregrets]

you look incredible!! most of the movies sound lame but a few sound alright. once again, you look great!!

[jfrsnjhnsn]

wtf is a "come-hither" comedy?

[bfowler425]

The "twins" are out there! Very nice green blouse. Between your appearance, your intelligence, and your LOL sense of humor, I think you are delicious! Are you on MySpace?

[criticalzen]

Your voice annoys me, but your boobs make me happy. A little background filter would help to make your voice less annoying.

[XxXxINSIGHTxXxX]

very cool!

[user2009999]

nice boobs

[GrahamAW2001]

NO reason to watch this with the sound on

[AbusiveAdminPaul]

thank you! :)

[simonlphillips]

I wonder what the selling point is for these videos - i think I know the demographic thisis aimed at.

[Santanderino88]

Menudas tetazas.

[thebunningking]

cant stop stairing at your tits

dont even know what you said

lmao

[BlueKyne]

HELLO! Wooza! Scriptgirl.....another fun episode! It's hard to believe you can't find a boyfriend! Sexy and smart should have the guys lined up around the block!

[Nakka92]

I would pop your cherry right now you hot bitch

[funincluded]

with what, your lil dinger?

haha, come on

...and she lost her cherry 12 years ago

[Nakka92]

with my massive dick, something you don't have since you have a little twat there instead

[funincluded]

hahaha, ok

whatever you say, internet person

[Nakka92]

pff.. you call me an internet person, but I'm not the pathetic one spending hours making elaborate videos on atheism and god and religion.. seriously, stop being a prick and making a big deal of a joke that I wrote a couple of days ago, you are discussing about something that won't lead me nor you to anywhere. Fuck off.

[funincluded]

wait, am I the one "spending hours making elaborate videos on atheism"?

What about any of my videos is elaborate, or suggests hours of input?

... you must really have had your feelings hurt to go to my channel and watch my videos just to try and come up with a come back

:(

[Nakka92]

no, I really just wanted to confirm my thoughts of you being a poor fuck that doesn't have anything better to do than to discuss on a useless subject.. apparently I'm right. Here's an advice if you still are thinking about replying to this: Fuck off.

[funincluded]

You're a big man, and your attempt to be an internet tough guy is fun to deal with.

It takes 10 seconds for me to read what you say, and another 6 to respond. 16 seconds is worth it to interact with ridiculous people like you.

If it takes you "hours" or even minutes to muster a response to me, I can see how you would be confused.

perhaps you think my posts are elaborate constructions?

[Nakka92]

You are worth being ignored, and so it will be done. Go do something productive and stop acting like a child that always wants to have the last word.. You are a sad joke.

[CravingGod]

I couldnt agree with you guys more. The things you say about her breast being the only reason watch... she believes it too. Otherwise she'd dress differently

[funincluded]

The only reason I clicked on this dumb video was to judge whether it was just the tits, or was there some other reason for the 85,000 views

...we know the answer to that

[dunguBABI]

dun u get d point..d purpose of hers low clothes is fr advertising...no boobs no show

[mlodge87]

Goes to show you that if you have a great set of tits, you can do almost anything.

[bbirocz540]

lol she makes me laff. just wants attention.

[steventai65]

Less talking, more heaving..

[keete16]

Are all your clothes these low? its kinda distracting, couldn't really listen to what you are saying.

[Ahmidsviper]

you dont really get do you?

[thebunningking]

omg

your tits are amazing

i would gizz all over them

[islamishere786]

she is making me boner

[musculaninja78]

can u die from masterbating???

[matrichuploader]

You are sexy and pretty. Be a Model. I'll watch you. Hehehe

[sabbathfreak666]

better yet be a nude model, u'll get rich and do more news than anybody

[Julie47]

Got full boner on this

[kmandawn411]

i masturbated to this

[19speedi]

tits

[Connexx01]

:57 your so right , BOOBTACULAR

[paskalaja69]

i'm giving rate:

4 stars for the tits

-1 star cause of the horrible sound that makes me hate you even more but the BOOBS are so nice.

boobs...

boobs...

[heber810]

!!! so hot..

[marcky89869]

you must be 14

[dementedweasel]

:36 jiggle

[filmJavier]

The very best. Here is infinity and beyond....

[PurpleRainDrops5]

shes getting subscriptions from men because of her boobs.

[blarson12]

Are you forced to wear low cut shirts by your boss.

[Burncsb]

Well... as a news watcher I must say that you're good... but as a man I must also say that your body don't helps concentration, just as your clothes.

[frank1156]

hot tits

nice face

to bad of the bull shitt!!!

strip!!

[Dabulldoza]

☻/

/▌

 8===D

/ \

See what you do to bob?

[AndyBoyChange]

Just found you and love the info and entertainment... keep it going

[jettkrash]

she's a cross between Tina Fey and Sarah Palin and is one of the hottest babes on You Tube!

[MrCrammer]

She's hotter than both of them, but that's about it.

[sdrams45]

those are some great new yourk boobs

[BigBubbba00]

She's hott!!

[hotsteelballs]

I gotta stop looking at this or I'll need to change my user name to bluesteelballs.

[BYF147]

Where can one find said "regrettable pics"?

[leloodallasmultipass]

nickelodeon d0t c0m

[StacyRulez132]

thats not hott

i could be hotter than that

wtf

[alsqr]

ok show us your boobis

[dragonheart964]

We would splash up those tits

[shanewalker25]

this is the breast report i have seen!!! i mean best lol!

[DaMusiqLova]

Are your eyes really blue? I can't tell.

[jaygatsbylive]

If I owned Kelloggs, I'd give you an endorsement deal!

And yes, we did miss your Valentines Day special report :(

[DGNJerry]

You're genuinely interesting and the videos are intriguing, why do you feel the need to show all the cleavage princess?

[scriptgirl411]

Unhappy childhood?

[DGNJerry]

Begh, can't complain

[TheNemesiah]

@DGNJerry I'm betting daddy issues

[Vouk73]

@DGNJerry The far more important and interesting question would be 'Why does cleavage cause 50% of all males to act like complete idiots?"

[filmzRcool]

great info, as always!

[mikemx32]

What time does your new video come out today?

[scriptgirl411]

I just started editing and I'm ungodly slow so probably around sunrise. Think I've got enough 5 Hour Energys to get me through!

[zztwp]

NIce !

[jomom]

Hillbillie hemoglobin. Thats funny.

[dinner2dr]

I wish my name was Ninjamittens then I could lash out at people for no good reason.

[scriptgirl411]

I'm a little hazy on the details, dinner2dr, but I think what Ninjamittens is saying is that he wants to be a very popular tranny. To that end let us all offer our support!

;)

[MrNinjaMittens]

I wish I had a huge rack, then I could talk about pointless crap and get tens of thousands of views on my videos.

[longbonegrunter]

Prince of darkness is my favorite Carpenter movie and will always be the best!

[scriptgirl411]

"I've got a message for you, and you're not going to like it. Pray for death!"

Oh yeah, it scared the bejesus out of me as a kid!

xoSG

[longbonegrunter]

Hell yes!

[BensBlogs]

Wait, I thought John Carpenter was doing "Riot" With Nick Cage this year? =(

[sirberner12]

NICE TITS

[TheGoodbyeShow]

Benny Coma says hello.

[SigersonLTD]

You apologized for a good bit o' comedy? I'm shocked! Shocked!!! That there's gambling going on here. You're winnings, sir.

Love the green shirt, but should've saved it for next month.

Ok, here's a writing challenge for you, I have about nine days to write a 10 minute short film based on the Bible verse, Proverbs 17:6. Is that insane, or what? I'll let you decide, but it's all part of The 168 Project.

89 characters left. Well, I'm sorry you lost your endorsement deal. Avoid the Fail Whale!

[MustangGod65]

I still want an autographed 8x10

[toshzpelta]

Yet another random no-name girl showing her tits on youtube and getting "YTfamous"...

If she talked about something with some substance it would be different though...

[MadMaxFischer]

I totally disagree. Substance is relative. I am an aspiring screenwriter so these reports are extremely substantive to me. She has never pretended to be about more than this simple premise, and on those terms she delivers beautifully. With some wickedly funny satire thrown in to boot.

And seriously, if all she cared about was youtube fame, wouldn't she have picked a subject matter a little more mainsteam than script sales??

[Falseproph3t]

If she had a mute switch she'd be perfect!

[BlackAye1]

MARRY ME?

[chick5581]

CRAZY man ... that was too funny you guys are gonna keep me luaghing all day .... haha very creative [=

[gilbertrr]

Scriptgirl is the hottest girl on you tube!

[20079999]

ScriptGirl, you are a woman very beautiful and intelligent.

[DetroitFanRick]

Yes, her work is great. And she really has her ear to the ground in Hollywood it seems. But I have to be totally honest when I say that I mainly watch these to see her in those librarian glasses and those cleavage-showing shirts. She's very easy on these eyes.

[hardcoremofo]

what I do is just turn off the volume when I watch her

[mjr256]

When John Carpenter is considered a master of horror we must surely be in the end of days.

[a120068020]

Nice journalistic manner, whats more an American who speaks proper English - two thousand AND nine, not two thousand, nine. Thanks.

[netengeargirly2k]

You look great can you get me a good Job? I know you must have connections. Think about it and get back to me. thank you so much ahead of time. smile

[TruBlueRepublicanSue]

what a good looking woman!

[Elmoresnooze]

Oh my gosh! Is it me or did it suddenly get rather warm in here?

[mulham]

boobs.

[maintayn]

lol@her filmed in hollywood claim. this was obviously shot in lower bumfuk kentucky where ms silicone&collagen resides

[MadMaxFischer]

I think not. She has pics of herself attending the WGA Awards in LA last weekend on her facebook. Her name is Kristina Welles

[matteorichie]

Thank you for making this video.

[Snuff99]

i would say something snarky but if i had an incredible set of love pillows like that, i'd do the same thing with them.

seeing as how i'm a dude it's unlikely, i'm just sayin'.

[juicelayer]

manboob cleavage is highly under-utilized. you can change this

[wendallstro]

lazy eye?

[amydramine]

just love the tits......damn

[rudy4histo]

what regrettable pics??

[maxmarsoge]

t'eb as pas un plus décoleté que sa? la salope!!!!

[crazycrazycaleb]

BOOBS. They look amazing on you. : )

[drrojogochu]

Dude...that was Crazy Train. Such an awesome song.

[carmas23]

nice tits

[delop]

your um.. cleavage is showing!!

[martinaee]

you get the "put-your-tits-out-there" award of the week!

[verycoldice2]

oh...I see that she knows how to attract more male audience.

[martinaee]

HOLY SHIT green is the color of the day

[mattatdoyle]

Was someone burning a CD during your episode? I thought heard iTunes's little "diddle-doo" when it finishes. Maybe i'm paying too much attention.

[Meatpieandtatters]

More breast-based video.

[joshtaco9]

This is what happens when you let a woman out of the kitchen...

[Chick6517]

ohh cool! i would have never thought about that.. or thought to do that.. but yeah nicely done.. and to be honest i never really laugh out loud on videos but this one made ne giggle a little out loud hahah :]

[muiere2]

pull them together girl. imagine her on her back. uuuuuuugh.

[dylz]

omg, i'm gay and even i couldn't stop staring at her boobs :-O

[crafter41]

I don't remember a word of what you said, but you get five stars.

[hotsteelballs]

I like smart, aggressive women who know what they want and know how to get it. And she's getting five stars from me.

[scriptgirl411]

Thanks hotsteelballs! If that is your real name. ;)

[ThatsBulsh]

ur sexy

[scriptgirl411]

thanx

[machriderx]

it doesn't matter what your channel or videos are about. it could be able english words, make up or even scripts. as long as you have boobs, people will watch.

i admit thats why i clicked on this, i'm no exception

[machriderx]

*it could be about

typo, i had a brain fart there. it probably was me being distracted by the boobs, sorry bout that

[Igosuki]

:D :D :)

[scriptgirl411]

You know, machriderx, as boob comments go, this is a very thoughtful one. It speaks of the melancholy wisdom and bitter resignation that comes with clear eyed self-appraisal. I think you've made some real breakthroughs today. Well, our hour is up. See you next week.

;)

[machriderx]

why, thank you.

[carpetfibers99]

It would be funny if right at 2 secs when her face goes by, it would be her chest instead, LOL. A little editing could change that.

[dinner2dr]

Not sure why people hate a good thing.

[hoarhaykoobas]

WANT!

[Fortinbras85]

Another person trying to get views from their boobs...

What's the point in even dressing this up like a legitimate show? Just film a 3 minute video of your boobs with some background music. You will probably increase your subscribers.

[RuflessRecords]

buxom

[rekojehtmai]

I do not think anyone hears what you are saying...

[scriptgirl411]

Don't worry rekojehtmai...I simulcast in American Sign Language.

[dominico1983]

you look like a pornstar who tries to get that smart secretary look

[scriptgirl411]

Then something's gone tragically wrong because I'm actually a smart secretary going for that porn star look! :(

[chilpaya777]

i think its Awesome that you are a smart secretary with the porn star look, just you saying that you are going for the porn star look is really cool and sexy.

btw im subscribing

(ohh and some1 commented in italian "congratulations, you are very unique in the web!!! continue as you are, and without you the web would not have a purpose bye bye" something like that.

: )

[dominico1983]

you got that right!

[LUCALYON]

bravissima , sei unica sul web!!!!!

continua cosi, senza di te il web non avrebbe scopo!!!!!! ciao ciao

[B18cCivic]

I could park my car in their =)

[scriptgirl411]

Sorry B18cCivic, Permit Parking only. ^_^

[B18cCivic]

Ha-ha-ha. I'm glad you have a sense of humor =) I had no idea you would reply to my comment. I was thinking more like doing the motorboat. Ha-ha. Take it easy.

[Nelkhael1]

What pictures are they talking about?

[cyos23]

que chichotas¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[poopchunks]

you and the pornstar eva angelina look identical

[deliconker]

Make your money now, honey. You'll be out of a job when those things start drooping...

[3richardwilliams]

Nice rack.

[forgetmepls]

Script girl with Scripted Cleavages

[saint0304]

Scriptgirl's a diamond in the rough. She needs to be on tv.

[StrainseirAgus]

And remember you can't sell it, if you're boobs aren't your main focus.

[MrQ1989]

BWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEBBSSSSSSSSSS­

[llama24230]

What happened to the Red Bull can?

[hellonpluto]

boooooooooooooooooooooooooooob­ies

[te22a]

I tune in every week... Great stuff. Hey. I'm not even a writer, I just like her boobs.

[frustratedscreenwr]

great report and excellent entertainment 5/5

[gattousai]

thats a beautiful set of... eyes.

[BoldRevelationsMight]

Great Video Scriptgirl! The Whole scene with Jack and Bradgelina was hilarious and very enjoyable! Awesome!

Don't Forget Everyone to give Scriptgirl 5 Big Stars and a click on the Favorite everytime! Support this talented lady's path to network TV where she deserves to be!

[Wilso22008]

I guess it takes a while to put together, but this is really stupid!? She would get more ratings doing these dumbass reporting stories topless???? Just my thought!?

[LouisR79]

Much better with the annotation, now your report is perfect. :-D And may I inquirer which pictures you are talking about?.............. :-)

[danieljmcdowell]

Crikey! Couldn't help continually glancing at that copy of Final Draft in the vid and then glancing at my own copy. Makes me feel like I should actually be writing something rather than procrastinating.

[snakedfv]

Great vid. Kept waiting for Dr. Loomis to pop in!

[mikemx32]

Hey SG, what pics got Kellogs to pull their adds from you? I want look just curious. lol "right"

You have to have a thick skin with this kind of abuse. ;-))

[ferortiz09]

only nice boooobs

[TheOnlyNameLeft]

What? The shirt starts off in the first person and then switches to third person. Is the shirt attempting to convey that the woman wearing it is the whore, or is the shirt making an attack on some third unknown party? It doesn't make sense at all.

[garydenne]

Is final draft the sponsor of this week's show? What happened to red bull?

[stubbyguy]

I do not like nerdy looking girls

[D0DGER666]

BoOBies!!!! Mmmmmmmm =D