Silence Cliffy B - Sarcastic Gamer

[davitodude]

Cliffy B killed Kennedy? lol

[johnnyjizz15]

weird al would be proud

[James1803]

MAKE GOW3... CHARGE FOR DLC ALREADY ON DISC! CLIFFYB derp face.

[geico39]

Shut the fuck up lol xD

[MPSecare]

PC gaming took a HUGE hit when Cliffy B started to make xbox exclusives and decided to bend over the format that made him a fucking billionaire.

[Cafresnoman]

what song was used to make the parody?

[Alastarsblade]

oh hell no, cliff, i really like gears, liked bulletstorm, but naw, metal gear is one of the games that would belong in the criterion collection of games

[Alastarsblade]

@Alastarsblade but there are some people who might disagree

[1thruZ]

This video is hilarious, but I still don't want Cliffy B silenced. He's got some interesting things to say, especially about non-gears of war related stuff.

[awesomejoe12]

less-than-three the S-G-C!

[Thomasdadon187]

kojima and miyamoto can learn something from cliffy neither made a game where you can blow out a man's asshole thank you and long live cliffy AND POP POP

[RepaleoN]

cliff b is such a fcking noob.. i would use all glitches on him.. melee the fck out of him

and active him down.. hes fcking ideas are retarted.. screw gears 2 and 3..

gears 1 needs only a little update..

[Ladygagsalot]

he's a twat

[polyphenoldude]

Kinda funny how this made me want to learn more about the guy

[4400seriesFAN]

hahahah....Excellent !

Cliffy B sucks,Epic Games does too!

[spoonyg132]

Gears blows, and he ruined Unreal forever...

[ronedogg69]

who fucking cares

[Shonbi]

Cliffy Who?

[googleslocik]

Sooo, any particular reason for the hate for this guy, did he say anything stupid, done anything bad... no he is evil since he is being quoted by gaming blogs ? How about this fucking loser signing this song will silence himself ?

[nuclearblast91]

@googleslocik cliffy B is just a cocky twat, he acts as though he is the ONLY person working at epic games

[googleslocik]

@nuclearblast91

he acts like he should, as one of the most important persons at epic, and im pretty sere in every interview about bulletstorm he mentions "the talented" designers at people can fly. You are pulling this out your ass, give me a link to video where he acts like the only designer at epic, we are on youtube after all.

Most idiots that bash him are too young to remember him from the quake, ut times and before that, and think he came out of nowhere.

[nuclearblast91]

@googleslocik and yes, he is one of the most important people at EPIC games, but he has said things such as 'they couldnt have done it without me' etc. and btw, i also wonder when this industry will grow up, because apparently they still believe that just because someone heads a popular gaming company that they must be the most superior person on earth.

[googleslocik]

@nuclearblast91

He behaves as a normal person, but apparently all geme designer have to be boy scout nerds with big glasses, old Japanese guys or hot chicks, other wise they dont fit the gamer stereotype.... wonder when this industry will grow up

[nuclearblast91]

@googleslocik ok, first thing first, i am the last person to believe in all the gamer stereotype stuff.i despise people who think like that, as it actually makes me embarassed to game, along with the recent gamers who are scared to trying anything lacking a CoD acronym. I have been gaming since the zx spectrum day, so i was well aware of who cliffy B was long before quake. (jazz the jackrabit <3) and im not aware of any videos with him saying it, im going by magazine interviews and websites

[jjtjet1]

lol im not sure who exactly is making it but GoW3 is coming out >.>

[charliepoppy1234]

Who?

[euclidesdacunha]

and btw, gears of war sucks...

[postmasterw00t]

i love this video so much

[RomeCrail1111]

this is fucking awesome

[PAKORAMONE]

#LOL

[couldhaveseenit]

what song is this a parody to?

[mrtrendkillerfly]

@couldhaveseenit some song by third eye blind.....

[SpraxIAKS]

@couldhaveseenit The fact that Cliffy B won't shut the fuck up, ever.

[InsaneVideoGame]

Wow Gay video

[toxxikvamp]

Ok, now that he's making Gears 3, does that mean the opinion of the song creators has changed?

[b1l1a1c1k1j1a1c1k1]

@toxxikvamp hes not making hes making bulletstorm he let some one else do gears

[toxxikvamp]

@b1l1a1c1k1j1a1c1k1 Actually, he's still working on Gears. Hence the reason HE is doing all the press events. He's even said he's working on Gears 3. So yeah. Attention, you should learn to pay it.

[b1l1a1c1k1j1a1c1k1]

@toxxikvamp wow ok HE just said it himself in an interview at E3 so i dont care

[bigfrightenedonion]

@b1l1a1c1k1j1a1c1k1 He did not say that, because he has said in MULTIPLE interviews he's still the prime push behind gears 3 and is basicly only handing tips to bulletstorm devs and testing the game 2-3 times a week.

[marcos27pr]

wow you really have to be jelos to make a video like this

[MrAlqa3da]

lol at least he's not as bad as itagaki.

[FlyingFish112]

Classic and SO true!!!! :)

He seriously needs to shut the fuck up!

[jeffhardyrocks2009]

eat his turds rofl

[GearsOfHades]

that last whisper at the end of the song just made my next 20 years

[crashoveride228]

I'm glad other people realize that he is an idiot

[lljjbj07]

Mister No Neck LOL

[x13killer]

1:49 two ears on one side lol

[5wizz]

haha

[thatsomeguy147]

You are the coolest singers ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever!!!! I think that you guys are the best singers I have heard, you should be in the charts!!!

[Multrox]

Cliffy B is gay.

[xStalkerxx]

haahahah great one!!

fluffy b LOL

what a fucktard

[x7SynysterShadows7x]

i lol'd

[chuggyman69]

I don't understand why people don't like Cliffy B, can someone please tell me what he did wrong? I like him a lot, he makes great games, Gears 1 and 2 are in my top 10 favorite games. Please someone fill me in on what he did so wrong.

[PlayStation360Gamer]

The only thing he did to me was hype gears 2 to the point where i thought it was the best game ever..

I was disappointed by the online

[chuggyman69]

I thought Gears of War 2 was amazing, the story was better than what I expected.

[ShowSStopper]

He changed his name, and that's a crime!!!

[nfrog]

He didn't do anything wrong, He's just been an attention whore.

[dirkdelshire]

unless he's making jazz jackrabbit 3 i don't want to hear it.

[EnrichmentCenter]

He's very egoistic

[deadend93rd]

Gears 1 rocked and so did number 2. Why the fuck are wishing someone dead for sucha stupid reason. damn

[narutojag]

1:07-1:08 he sounds so serious

[FRYKYMEN2]

comon Cliffy is a good guy an somenthing funny (:

[koopa786]

i just wish cliffy b died on thursday not Michael Jackson . becuase he made 1 of the best games ever gears 1 and turned it into one of the shittest games ever made gears 2

[PlatinumWalrus]

Thats not a good reason to wish someone died.

[theinevitable24]

yeap

[JPC009]

lol "listening to podcasts increases IQ 1000%" 2:27

[Multrox]

Gears is good... Cliffy.. not so much.

[Jimm9349]

silence cliffy B about erections O.O

[mesoJOHNDAWGvids]

cliffyB's has GREAT ideas!!! making it EXTREMELY EASY to chainsaw, and overpowering the lancer is SOOOOOOOO COOL! AND WHO DOESN'T LOVE CONSTANT LAG SWITCHING!

p.s. i'm just kidding. cliffy B can gargle on my sack for all i care.

[Jimm9349]

clify b was on grassy knoll lol

[geojhkj]

LOLLOLOL

[IWORKATa711]

GEARS 2 SUCKS ASS GEARS 1 FTW

[dennisfiller]

Funny.

[Arfascire28]

u replied to the wrong person LOL

im not GeoEo LOL

[mariotaz]

Gears Rocks outloud.

[elrapido5150]

Dude HUGE

[SiCKASiTGETz]

i played cliffy b b4 he sucks i raped him with the shotty & torgue and his epic boyfriends in annex

[mikemcbad]

Yeah Cliffy B doesn't hype his games people that are perordering and buying do. He did say GOW2 was bigger, badder, and more badass;though. I personally only enjoy the campaign and not the online. I wouldn't even spit in Fable 2's direction

[TheBulletBringer]

damn, i wich i could download this song, just for the fact that is«ts so well well made, btw i have nothing with old cliffy, hell i dont even know him right =), iether way great song dude keep it up. ;)

[GeoEo14]

Some of my friends play Gears of war 1 and 2 and they say they're both brilliant but when i played them i thought they were both a pile of crap apart from the campaign which was ok at the best . . .

[KipSP]

yeah, i dont really like the style of play, and the online is average, its nothing spectacular, another simple just start with a weapon and shoot the enemy game, not fantastic in my opinion

[zZArsenicZz]

Ur not an FPS/3PS Shooter Player then are you.

But COD4 and the Rainbow Series Pwns GOW though ..

[KipSP]

yeah im generally not, cod and rbs were perfected in most ways, so they are exceptions, i usually go for the rpgs/ratchet and clank style games though

[zZArsenicZz]

Yeh, ur more of the Actually Play for fun, Instead of gettin in to good clans and playin clan matchs n wotnot

[KipSP]

i actually am, i dont care about getting into a "professional clan", ill use the same clan tag with my friends when we're in a group, but generally i dont like the whole clan wars idea

[zZArsenicZz]

I wish it was still like that for most people, but MLG, X-League and Derceto - eSports has kinda fucked that up LawL

[Hypnawtic]

A popular game that is in involved with and every thing else isn't that good of a game. He shot down MGS4 saying its good but its not "his type of game". Running around with a beefed up guy in a suit who has a chainsaw modded gun mindlessly killing monsters is better? Please I agree with this song everybody should boycott Gears Of War 3 see how the ego king thinks about that.

[Arfascire28]

hell yh!

[XanderDaGr8]

lol

cliffy b produces 90% f all world oil!

[nunneya01]

gow and gow 2 = total crap i don t care what anyone says

[seph95]

i love you for saying that.

[SWINDLE4281]

gow2 maybe

Gow...then ur just retarded

[BossJ03L]

Cliff is a real cool person when you get to know him

[hattrickster33]

its like molyneux if he talks 2 much people don't like him but this guy doesnt overhype his games gears and gears 2 actually lived up 2 expectations fable 2 didnt even tho it was ok it just wasnt as good as molyneux said it would be

[AzureKiru]

Cliffy B has fun with what he does, I don't understand how people can dislike him.

[XanderDaGr8]

its not entirely cliffy's fault....

he is like the only popular game maker and so he was blown up waaaayyyy out of proportion!

[Lol8922]

LOL Cliffy B chainsaws old lady LOLZ at the picture

[Mrarmageddon8]

Fuck Cliffy. Just because he developed a popular game he thinks his words and advice are law. His ego grew to that of a dictator with a small penis.

[samysparkz]

true words my bro . . . true words

[circle963]

at 1:46 he has two ears lol

[AnDy112096RuLeZ]

Wow as soon as I watched that Movie I got on youtube and searched a bunch of random stuff and this is one of the vids i got.

[chaosbankai]

wow this is actually a really good song. i realised after i stopped laughing

[MoldyWarts]

How's It Going To Be by Third Eye Blind. They're an amazing band, you should definitely check them out.

[MoldyWarts]

I don't actually know what you're talking about since I don't know who Cliffy B is but I like the 3eb parody and the song's catchy.

[MrAppleby56]

gears of war guy

[Scydow]

Who is morgan?

[zZArsenicZz]

Thats what I wanna Know, But just a Random Guess, Is she a Ex-Girlfriend or somthing lol

[cin8412]

Morgan Webb. Co-host of X-play on G4.

[zZArsenicZz]

Thanks =D.

Much Love.

[koolweeabuskid]

nice auto-tune on the singing faggot

[IVISMiLESIVI]

I think Cliffy b is the man because he thought up gears but I laughed my ass off when I saw this vid.

[ecko1o1]

If you think Cliffy B is the man then you are one dumb faggot.

[IVISMiLESIVI]

well without him we wouldn't have gears,

and no need for the name calling really.

Were not in 3rd grade are we?

[qpIqp]

you like men boi?

[lordvader178]

Gears isnt even any good..

[fleetwoodsucks]

CliffyB was the fucking shit until about 2002 then he turned in to a right whiney mofo

[sonry33]

yup and he for damn sure isnt going to fix the big pile of shit he calls gears 2

[funnyseekerkid10]

cliffyb is the biggest douche nozzle ive ever seen

[Zaroman666]

1:06 - 1:09 lul XD

[funnyseekerkid10]

he sounded angry at 1:07

[funnyseekerkid10]

lol at 1:04

[funnyseekerkid10]

the ending was the funniest "shut the f**k up"

[ssj3jerome]

why is this guy so famous, didnt he just make 2 good games???

although he did the games with a big team backing him up

john carnack is way better

[lee12301]

two games selling over 10 milllion copies. so you know.

[norwayrzr]

Cliff Blezinski is my favourite game-designer of all time. I adore your work.

[zZArsenicZz]

Hideo kojima Ftw

[CaptainScrambles]

why dont you go blow him then

[JohnnyDeppa]

"Shut the fBEEPk up" lmao

[WildfireKitsune]

I'd marry you if I could.

[samscreed]

watch xplay they never shut the fuck up about him i still love gow 2

[Jdrcsc2]

silence cliffy b........shut the fuck up

[B1RDFLUIXXXI]

i agree with gowplayer2 ... cliffy b is so dumb for ruining his GOW idea. he sucks. GOW 2 is so bad.

[gowplayer2]

Cliffy B is a faggot. After launch i'm pretty sure the whole design team went to cancun for the first few months of release after we've already paid for the game and stuck with all the shit in it. I saw a tour of the epic studio's and it had all this cool shit in it but i didn't see ONE fuckin xbox360. i'm almost certain that these faggots don't even play their own fuckin game, because it's too frustrating and it's all for business reasons. fuck you cliff b fag bitch.

[tekkenhalo]

Wasn't Cliffy B the lead designer of Gears? You can't blame him because the game sucked, even though it is still fun. :)

[topcard101]

Its not about that, its about him giving an opinion on EVERY THING . . . well just about every thing.

If you listen to thr SG podcast then you will know why they made it. The calls that are spoofed are sooo funny.

Keep up the great work SG!!!!

[blackshark81188]

awesome singing. man, you should sign up for american idol.

[BakaKamasama]

You don't have to care what he thinks, so don't read what he says if you don't want to and let the people who do have their satisfaction. He's not some guru, but he is rather intelligent and sometimes has interesting things to say. If anything, David Jaffe (you know, the guy who made the other GoW) is just as outspoken about things people generally don't care about. These are public figures, so just let them be public.

[HaloAmigos]

It's just a joke, nobody get's this, there just having fun.

[Kytiro]

woah buddy its not the other GOW it is the GOW!!!! lmao Gears is GeOW...But yea Dave Jaffe is pretty annoying...Hes funny though

[DaDarrell]

Dont you think Cliffy Twat Features made gearsofwar2 to how he liked it? like in gears1 he must of been actived down by snipers like fuckery so hes made it impossible to get a headshot with them, made CHAINSAWS into henry the hoovers that suck you in half way across the frigging mapbecause hes a chainsaw fag, and then making shotguns which acturly need a bit of skill to kill with someone ABOSOLUTELY IMPOSSIBLE to use on laggy games

Atleast on gears1 you could deal with bad lag and kill someone

[EnrichmentCenter]

Hey deadly can u read this?

[JTM292835JTM]

morgan is hot

[RyanWorsta]

loved the ending! silence cliffy b........... shut the fuck up.

[JacobDeadman]

morgan is pretty

[JacobDeadman]

WHATS THIS A PAORODY OF?

[AceDreacon]

How's It Going to Be by Third Eye Blind ^^

[TheDrizzle659]

It wasn't funny because none of it was true

[sayaintjimmy]

where were you? when everyone was quoting cliffy?

[romo2barber]

It was over-exagerated but still correct

[TheDrizzle659]

I never hear anything about cliffy. I can't see how it is true.

[romo2barber]

You must not read any blogs then. Any blog about gaming has some BS involved with this deush!! It seems to have stopped most recently.

[jaimelyntew]

OMFG! This made me cry with laughter. Amazing. I totally think this guy needs to stick to just making games and people need to realize that he JUST MADE A GAME (and some other games that weren't so popular). He is a fame-whore.

[peoplzshow]

aw c'mon don't be mean to adam

[thespazranger]

If anyone says that they are the a fan of sarcastic gmer, please join the SC fan club!

[kronus3rd]

Cliffy B produces 90% of world's oil, Cliffy B blamed for Credit crunch, Cliffy B chainsaws old lady. HIlarious.

[SuXor]

But not Morgan...cus shes so pretty...*clears throat*

haha

[Darkwingrocker]

Last night he got the award for Best shooter of 2008 on SPIKE TV VG Awards, Hosted by Jack Black.

[SonyBlast10]

or sharing.... horde mode tips LOL awesome

[hentaifan420]

how dare u make this vid, he is the most artistic director ever, he will be making the next final fantasy game

[pyrodude1230]

yeah right, the dude who made shadow of the colossus is more artistic. He has more creativity in his butt hairs than Cliffy B has in his whole body times 10. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHa

[sniper72786]

people don't pick up on sarcasm do they?

[k4rbn83d]

Funny but misses the mark. Yes he is an outspoken guy & annoying at times. But when an outspoken person creates a video game & then continues to be a "person", who is to blame here? The bloggers, etc.. who repeat everything he says or Cliff? He is just being himself and answering questions when people ask. People have opinions about things! That is part of being a person. If you get famous for making a video game are you supposed to then just shut up and say nothing to anybody? I don't think so.

[So1id08]

well said. although i agree with you, i still love this video, it's so funny

[pyrodude1230]

poop

[DeLaAwesome]

dude why do you not have a record deal?

You have an awesome voice

[CLNO1]

CLIFFY B CHAINSAWS GRANNY

rofl

[GiantCrabRacer599]

cliffy b was bitching about how 360 had too much buttons LOL. what a fail. Hes just butthurting because he fucked up ut3 hardcore. What a fail. Seriously, hes more like a Cliffy Bitch.

[tmontana213]

*whispering* shut the fuck up!

[arodsteezy2]

the funny thing is cliffy b will probably find this video while egoseaching his name into youtube.

[geojhkj]

100% FULL EFFORT VIDEO

[DABOOMCHRIS]

who the fuck is cliffy b

[SomeFamousProduction]

this is pretty funny

[MPMlynk]

Who the fuck cares what that fuckin cocksucker attention-whore says?

Mail Cliff B this vid plz.

[geojhkj]

CLIFFY B IS AWESOME

[knasbollicus]

DUDE! You guys are awesome! Funniest podcast I've ever listened to.

Well, what can I say - I'm sarcastic and I'm a gamer. Guess I finally found my place. Rock on with the hilarious shit! >;)