You're Doing It All Wrong - How to Pour Beer

[xhcchopex]

the awkward moment when im 14 and can pour beer better than this guy ... and i dont even drink beer

[davidrcoulter]

Interesting....I'm trying to drink the beer, not make it look good....but to each his own....cheers!

[davidrcoulter]

I always like 2 fingers of head...but to each his own..Cheers!

[hypnolobster]

Hahaha, the "Right*" final image wasn't a perfectly clean glass.

[amandaETW]

His shirt says "Pig spotted".

[smokebomb213]

this dude could bore the legs off of a fucking donkey. Bore off lad!

[AMediumWoW]

I'm sorry... We drink beer for the taste?

[Heemoproductions]

@AMediumWoW Yes, wise people actually drink good beer for the taste. You must enjoy a nice, warm yellow piss.

[ClawsOfAFreak]

you're doing it wrong! first of all german beer is the best . secondly it takes about 7 minutes to make the beer perfect and it has to be at the right temprature (about 8° C) then it's perfect ... srsly anyone here who wants warm beer?

[AcousticJuice93]

They should rename these videos, "How to live your life tediously".

[georgeftw6]

nothing better than learning how to pour beer from a dwarf

[totopoo123]

this guy realy knows how to give good head.

[mgblue]

I'LL GIVE YOU A WHOLE LOTTA HEAD

[bigbestyboy]

next chow tips- how to pull girls. if you have a beard like that and you've only got an inch of head, you're doing it wrong.

[mrsonicstudios]

i get head all the time

[MrAwhitee]

ha english gets very minimal head, i know where im never goin for vacation :D

[emobarney]

is that sierra nevada? yes it is :)

[MrMoofinMan]

I'm Only Eleven Why The Hell Am I Watching This To Begin With?

[Amplified125]

no show tits??? :(((

[blackspear2010]

@chow how do you get more head on a beer if the tap isn't that great? The best way i've found is to swirl the beer abit to "work" it is that ok? (ps or to anybody who can help)

[Stingray7667]

damn that guy can poor a mean beer!

[BenRangel]

Miss out on aromatics? Could you really tell the difference in a blind test between the same beer, poured different ways?

[phantomshtter]

@BenRangel Depends, same two beers poured simultaneously and sniff sampled right after pouring? I could for sure.

[TheFitz02]

"Mmmm.... Beer...." The immortal words of Homer Simpson

[MrsSuperwoman]

I love head :) Take that comment as you wish ;)

[tgseason12]

I don't really like beer to be honest but this is exactly how I pour beer, haha!

[Xephon212]

Anyone have the name of the first beer that he poured? Looked familiar.

[SuperTugz]

@Xephon212

Looks like Sierra Nevada Pale Ale. A personal favorite of mine. :)

[SuperTugz]

@Xephon212

Oh nevermind, that's not the first one he poured, it's the one he did the good pour on. Sorry

[SuperTugz]

@Xephon212

Actually now that I zoom in it looks like it's a Sierra Nevada, it's just not the pale ale. The style starts with a B. OK I'm done spamming your inbox lol but that's your answer.

[Xephon212]

@SuperTugz Good eye. Thanks or the info. I'll be buying some Sierra Nevada this Friday. Cheers.

[PITTSBURGHESE86]

@Xephon212

Sierra Nevada Brown Ale.  Not sure why he wasted such a good beer with an intentionally shitty pour :(

[Xephon212]

@PITTSBURGHESE86 Haha.  I wont spill mine. Cheers.

[LeCuong95]

i drink the whole bottle!

[metrolead]

who's drinking all these beers?

[dancp1504]

im the 77777 view ;)...and you??

[PetrolDemon]

aggressive pouring.

[TheMetalcrypt]

When I visited a brewery in germany, I heard that the right way to serve a beer is horizontaly and releasing as much foam as needed, this foam will release the CO2, guilty of stomach haches, burps and unneeded urine.

Just a tip.

[DawnOfThaDusk]

0:02 We're doin it wrong

[STAB1L]

porn



[603tonyd]

well done!

[10Dante4]

nice attractive head.....thats what she said!!!!

[10Dante4]

hehehe.......head

[kokeemonster]

oh great now I want a beer. 

[captainrexproduction]

Next up, how to tie your shoes and fold towels.

[EcksFacktur]

@Italian97Girl he didn't say exactly 45 degrees... and, well, just really?

[cuttyflam]

i like how he poured that sierra nevda plae ale im drinking a sierra nega torpedo extra ipa right now

[innosin833]

@Italian97Girl

If you can't eyeball roughly 45 degrees, you might want to stick to juice boxes.

[PHILLYHEAT215]

is that a fuckin hobbit?

[EcksFacktur]

@PHILLYHEAT215 no, gimli wasn't a hobbit he was a dwarf

[OoOreosoO]

why not just buy the bottle?

[PHILLYHEAT215]

@OoOreosoO

because pouring it opposed to drinking it straight from the bottle/can effects the taste (for the better imo)

[Percyprincess]

i also like to straighten something else to get head ZING.

[himomhi123]

What beer is that at 0:14?

[novabeerfly]

@himomhi123 It looks like Sierra Nevada Tumbler Brown Ale

[staplerjm]

beard.

[ZigZag802]

pretty good info

[cceessaarr234]

im thirsty!!!

[simon44]

Red beer!? Is that like root beer or something?

[minimidget2000]

Damn He Pours A Beer Like A Damn Pro!

[slacker482]

....why don't just drink it from the bottle!?

[Caml3]

Half an inch=not enough.

[molewizard]

1:10

Totally fails to give head. I would not pay him if he were my prostitute.

[BlueBajs]

@molewizard Did you even listen to what he said?

[molewizard]

@BlueBajs We need a bit of head in our experience. He says that too. Listen to the guy's advice, it'll make you give better head too.

[BlueBajs]

@molewizard Lol sex jokes

[molewizard]

@BlueBajs ;)

[SuperTugz]

@molewizard

Were you not paying attention to the vid? It's a style of beer that doesn't produce much head.

[whynotanyting]

I didn't know beer pouring can be so intense

[lazychino2]

thats something i didn't know lol

[csIsKrass]

Hey guys

Im german and it is one of the first things you learn when your parents have a party, how exactly you pour a perfect beer.

[MANJUICEIFY]

I still don't know how to pour beer :(

[kaosbrot]

lol. ever tried to pour a german "weizen" with this technique ?.

would be eeeepic fail ^^

[nolobede]

Nope, sorry, I get it almost daily.... and that's why I can make that statement. secondly, the fact that you had to comment, and that you don't know that its the second manliest thing on earth at best... is indication that you've never had any.

Especially if you don't know what THE manliest thing on earth is.

[greatorderofchaos]

Next up on Chow TIps 'How to breath'

[chickenmanokout]

@greatorderofchaos

many people still doesn't know how to breathe the right way

[originkemet]

Duval is one of the hardest to pour.

[JUSTINMILL3R]

LOL I'm too immature to drink beer!

[nolobede]

Why is a guy who's likely never even HAD any head telling us how to do it?

[KyoushuAbunai]

@nolobede because if you're implying he hasn't, that means you haven't either. He's obviously talking about the manliest thing on earth.

[drawingmaster]

So much science in getting drunk..

[10Dante4]

holy shit its Gimly from lord of the rings

[leowkitmeng]

I actually know this! :D but its great especially for people serving beer.. Often I get waiter/waitresses pouring it wrong. ):

[woodpeckers11]

thumbs up if you thinks it's funny/annoying when you get a pitcher of beer and the waitress tries to be "helpful" and pour you a glass and totally screws it up.

[eetomit]

Couldn't agree more. Great explanation.

[sprinktwink]

so just drink it out of the bottle

[JesusChristRulesYOU]

Sorry but drinking alcohol is a sin and we need to ban alcohol because children will try to copy adults and drink it and then they will either die or kill eachother and that is a sin.

[p00pweasle]

@JesusChristRulesYOU

Even Jesus drank - remember when he made wine at the wedding? Drinking alcohol isn't a sin, but not knowing your limit and over drinking is.

Anyway, good video, but I usually drink straight from the bottle

[gamemeister27]

@JesusChristRulesYOU

Water into wine, remember that?

Odd when an atheist know more about your religion than you do, isn't it?

[epwnzor1]

@JesusChristRulesYOU

Poor troll attempt. You are Doing it All Wrong.

[PlinyThePorter]

@everyone who questions this video. It is called education. To experience the true flavor of a craft beer it should be poured into a glass. If you are drinking the mass produced light lager such as Coors then no it is not necessary to pour to into a glass. But good beer is made to be drank from a glass; "How else can you properly admire a well-formed head, inhale the enticing aroma, or be enticed by a seductive, warming color (Terry Foster, Classic Beer Styles; Porter 1992, p. 100)?"

[PlinyThePorter]

Where the hell did you get Sierra Nevada Brown Ale in the bottle? I live in Chico and I have never seen it bottled.

[Eckkitausnd]

If you don't know how to pour, you're screwed.

[dannymrowr]

all the "How To's" on CHOW are hella pretentious and tedious.

[stiffupperlip4]

I love head

[AplusStudent78]

No one cares? o.o

[mikeking2120]

wow its robin williams in good will hunting

[silverlechon]

WHATS WRONG WITH DRINKING FROM THE FREEKING CAN ??

[Over9000Gingers]

@silverlechon it ruins the taste, if you care. I doubt you care, I wouldn't care. Some people just have opinions.

I prefer a glass bottle though. I prefer it for everything. Coke, beer, even water. Nothing like straight from a glass bottle.

[quickstrike93]

omg 1:31 is so funny

[darianrichards1]

hey dwarf, that beer isnt the only thing not getting my head

[mjmtforever]

I think this is a troll channel.

[Arnianor]

@antichrist65535 immature....

@kolinos4 : keep speaking, what was Jesus first miracle ? And by the way, if you don't drink, why would you watch this video ?

[hi4567hi]

if you pour the beer to fast IT CAN EXPLODE SHOOTING SHARDS OF GLASS INTO YOUR NECK AND FOREHEAD THAT CAN PENETRATE THE SKULL LODGINGS INTO YOUR BRAIN AND KILLING YOU INSTANTLY!!! ....then you'll poop your self, and everyone will laugh, ending with you not only dead but degraded and embarrassed. SO POUR IT AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE!!!

[kolinos4]

KEEP DRINKING!

Keep on blocking your connection with god, you don't need to think and act like a human being - relax, there is so much stress, you will be told what to do.

[antichrist65535]

@kolinos4 Your a homo

[kolinos4]

@antichrist65535

Yes, I am homo sapiens.

Peace!

[antichrist65535]

@kolinos4 Homo...

[LakesideRocker66]

Bull Pucky! I hate when people say something is "WRONG" when there are so many different factors and methodologies.

First of all, beer pouring should always depend on the style of beer you're pouring. Ancient ale and lager recipes were made to roll into the glass to reactivate properties, release Co2 and aromatic values. The key to pouring, In my opinion, and there are many... is to pour for head aggressively as whichever style you're pouring allows before flattening. Trial and error.

[0100110101001011]

i like to pour my beer down my throat

[ELuna3693]

i would like to know where you got that Labic or champagne glass

[EskimoDave]

He's doing it all wrong.

[GamerWestSide]

this guy can pour a good beer

[laktosmiffo]

maaaaan I got thirsty

[jimmysudar]

now i've got piwofaza

[jimmysudar]

too bad it's Lent.

[0mfgitzBiafor3]

EXTREMELY HARD BRO.

[fatboyt]

In Aussie Land we learn this just after we learn to walk to the fridge.... :)

I like a head on my beer about the same size as mylittle finger nail. Thats a mans little finger nail!

[EggoFreak]

HOLY HE KNOWS HOW TO POUR BEER !

[zoidbetag]

i herd somehwere that you should wet the glass on the inside to stop the foam....is it true?....i always forget to try

-____-"

[lostpanther]

@zoidbetag you should wet the glass from the inside, but only with pilseners

[RohainArora]

does it realli make it a difference?

[BasketClash]

yes

[scarface4724]

im gonna be a bar tender when i get my liquior licence(next yer) ne tips of where to work or should i make a bar? (how much would it cost to make a bar)?

[hollleee]

@scarface4724 you don't need a liquor license to be a bartender.

[muschio]

Nothing beats a dwarf explaining how to pour beer.

[DeLimasFreitas]

@muschio best comment ever

[syiunshi]

@muschio I lol'd. Dwarves are my favorite because of their drinking culture.

[MyMindTravels]

@muschio Aaaaye, for Ironforge!

[gwatty51]

Step 1: Clean glass.

Ahh! 1:35 bubbles sticking to the side of glass (residue,dirty glass) and just below the "Right". Wrong. Next.

[geewhizzerz]

Bruce Vilanche, is that you?

[neferyo]

Thanx!

[kaaiman3600]

That is definitely not the way to poor Belgian beers!

[neferyo]

explain please.

[maarteke1610]

da wete wij et best eh :P

[rhettnyedotorg]

lol nice sprite in the final shot. those bubbles are massive and force carbonated. that's doing it wrong. you guys should do a brewing episode. homebrew maybe.

[kuruptzZz]

wtf this is how i always do it...cool.

guess thats why everyone makes me pour the pitcher...much harder when you've already downed 5 though

[MultiTranceboy]

this isnt beer, beer is Pilsner Urquel 12° in 0,5 L glass....sorry guys but...you should try Czech or German beer, not this.

[shraphen]

I do this on my sodas, haha. I didn't even know this was a technique, just thought it was common sense to get less head "foam".

[harbeh]

sooo useful lol especially root beer!

[MDesigner]

Ok, I've gotta throw out a beer recommendation: "Robert the Bruce" by the Three Floyds Brewing Co. It's a Scottish ale, and it's mind-blowing. Just make sure you drink it from a glass, not the bottle. I first tried it from a glass, and was blown away by the very first sip. I tried it from the bottle later on and it wasn't as amazing.

[what567]

Sierra Nevada pale ale mmmmmm

[PureMetalMusic]

i just drink from bottle

[MDesigner]

You're missing out, trust me (at least with finer beers)

[VooDooJuicy]

THANK YOU!!! EVERY COW THEY HAVE WORKING AT SPORTS BAR SHOULD AT THIS AT LEAST!! Not all of them, but most.......

I weep for all the beer wasted in FL alone

[marklp1]

Great fucking comment LOL!!!

[chinesedude001]

ty?:P

[marklp1]

Why did u remove your comment? I thought it was one of the funniest comments i've seen 4 a while??

[chinesedude001]

:P it isnt really kind of me to say that..

[SpecialKit]

Out of all the beers he tries to pour Sierra Nevada makes the best head, go Chico State! =p

[macbeasty]

this is the best way to find out if the bartender is a slut. ask for some head and if she says yes your in business. if she says no just say i was talking about the beer head you skanky whore

[razorTin]

classic xD

[CoolConejo]

Yeah, I dont drink Poisen for the smell, i drink it to Aleviate My Stress.

[ChillieBuffalo]

does it say something about my up bringing or is that not just common sense

[MrForelly]

i pourd a beer like that when i was 6

but then im belgian

[FunkyFrancek77]

What an alcoholic, this guy just drank 5 beers pretending to explain how to pour beer. I don't blame him though, I like beer and head too : )

[LAURAlikesfruit]

he likes head.

[ChocolateMuffinEater]

This is all a little girly, making ysure you have the right amount of *ahem* head etc..

[pkbro1122]

there is a attractive look in head! lols

[MrSmashface]

Dude it's fucking beer, you drink it to chugg chugg chugg not to be a little pussy about it grrrrrrrr

My masculinity must stay intact when I drink beer GADOOSH my testorsterone is pumping grrr I feel like being sexcist homophobic and racist, finally I have become a man

[macbeasty]

People drink beer because they want to have their thirst quenched. They dont drink beer because they want to be manly.

If you want to be manly, drink tobasco sauce mixed with whiskey and thumbtacks.

[MrSmashface]

I was joking, ^-^

[macbeasty]

ok good. although i wouldnt put it past many members of the youtube community to not be joking

[MrSmashface]

^-^ Very true my friend

[terrypercy]

all of you people laughing when he says head, are too immature to even drink beer.

[188dexter]

i'll bet you're 15.

[terrypercy]

16 :D

[CoolConejo]

You need to relax, whats it to you. " oh I'm Mature cus i drink beer " Ya get a grip ya tool.

[terrypercy]

eh, I never said I was mature or that I said I drank beer, I hate beer.

[mckayavarell]

@terrypercy dang, I thought I was to immature to pour a glass of beer if i had to figure it out on youtube

[VoidOnTuesday]

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"head"

bwahahahahahahha

[xiocx1]

awesome***

[Mauzicio]

... And u sir, shave all wrong ;D!

[minq]

i giggled like a little girl when he said "head". hee!

[andysomethinsomethin]

pouring beer isnt hard

[DavesterVideos]

head hahahahaha

[ryandolla]

what the fuck is head

[superrrrmann]

how old are you...

[HcSTnH]

i always doin it that way.. and im only 17 years old... i think who likes beer knows how to pour it...

[ooNurs3oo]

head head head. =]