Comedy Jesus - Music video - I Will Survive Gloria Gaynor

[Jbelieberize]

to those who made this video.pls.. respect our lord. i think this is not funny,and stop making fun of him!!

[BEYBLADERs42]

How could you do this man you wouldn't like if someone made fun of you.you wont like what Jesus will do to you

[Muffins1222]

OMFG XD

[edufilosofia]

Que susto que o final me deu...

[skitchell]

this shit is hilarious haha

[kikoencasa]

seguro que tambien queda muy gracioso si lo hace con mahoma, seguro que gust a mucho

[DaftPunkVal]

those shoes are hideous...poor jesus

[B2Honest]

Who are this people that does this kind of things you are a little dust in the univers But for He He is the King of Kings Lord of Lord Gods The Living Word and you mukking the son of God please friends dont follow this kind of Foolish

[07080lmn]

Repent for what u hav done before u hav time on this earth .. one day u r going to face him .. Beware

[zangetsu602]

um.. apparently not xD

[PsychicGirl25]

hehehe, nice. I just KNEW he didn't really get crucified.

[sdfijsdoifjoas]

well is not funny you idiots who do this vid

[XxxLeanne94xxX]

Lool if he bumped me i would be rather scared lol

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[maroonrobotpenguinz]

thebypassers like wtf!?

[maroonrobotpenguinz]

i didnt know jesus got hit bya bus o.o

wow ive been informed

xD that was funny

[Bearod35]

Did he really get hit?

That shit looked real.

[Beatrixster]

lol rodrigo, you're dumb.

you think they would put that shit up on youtube if it was real?

lol.

[Bearod35]

Why not?

Didnt it look real?

Well it was funny.lol

[bscevan]

this just gave me sifilis

[babycute1998]

hahahahahhahaha

[careyswagon]

lol so funny

[heyturnaround]

no.

[carrotjuse]

Disturbing

[zinkoffandgohome]

this is so funny manly when he says i will survive ehhe and he gets hit by the bus heeh

[crazedanimefan101]

did he really get hit by the bus?

[valeryonfire]

is he dead?

[loner1878]

hif he is e'll be back in three days

[vrbasanin24]

sa ovim stvarima se nije zajebavati i ovakve zapise treab zabraniti na sajtu !!!

[Loviekinz]

lmao! Hahaha

[moimiljoona]

The true is that: Jeesus is crazy and he died because the bus drive on him XD (okay okay, I'm 11 and I'm not good of english -.- But I hope you understand what I mean :D)

[doctorespect]

NO...JUST NO...COP ON H0OMIES

[olernot634]

get A LiFE

[DONALD20091]

lol

[jehovers]

VeRy HiLaRiouS FuNNy!!!

[Moonbay02]

ok maybe the bus bit isint that funny o.o

[Moonbay02]

>_> geez guys, its just a parody joke. I'm sure the dude respects the religion as much as you guys do, but we dont have to go to exstreams and not make a joke out of life sometimes. Otherwise whats the point in living without a laugh?

[alsaro1976]

I think its funny

I'm atheist i believe relgions are myths i do like to watch stuff like that if you don't you can choose another thing to see in the youtube

[jnounad]

I don t find this video funny,funny for kids.

you must have more respect for a prophet

[Godcreateddisease]

No you don't!

Well, at least, not necessarily.

In the case of Jesus, you certainly don't. You don't earn respect for inventing the evil concept of eternal fire and eternal punishment, you don't earn respect for claiming you have special connections with a god that does not exist...

[jmc12xx]

eey no man hoe ga je jesus zo spotten de gene die het gemaakt heeft is gestoort

[stevieee95xx]

That is terrible and very disrespectful toward Jesus and all christians...He died for are sins and no one should ever make that a laughing matter! you are very lucky you will be forgiven!

[simFrikiFrikiFriki]

hahaha!!!

[asianbeautiesomg]

How DARE you disrespect Him like that.

[TheInvaderBN]

Because he's an idiot who tells you to *gouge* out your eyes if you're having problems with unproductive behavior.

[Carvontai]

it means put aside things that get in your way.

[TheInvaderBN]

"it means put aside things that get in your way"

Thats something even a 5yr old can figure out, don't you think? So why would Jesus use silly metaphors like...

"Gouge out your eyes"

"Eat my flesh"

"Drink my blood"?!?

This is the time he came to save the world from eternal damnation and he chooses to start speaking metaphorically?... *rolleyes*. If there's any time to be as literal and specific as possible, i think that was it. The bible is a a book nonsense for the uneducated.

[jdhunny]

It was funny..its comedy....get a life or better still a sense of humour.!!!!!

[pwincessdimplez]

now i have a sense of humour, but on no level was dat funni. people should not have the right to be making fun of people's religion. its not fair.

[snobber3]

well thats why the huricanes there are so many huricanes in usa jesus must have told his dad god and god was so mad on usa that he sendt huricanes

[clearvision12]

Should be required viewing in all Xtian places of worship. Very funny!

[stopscreaming14]

Only a priest wouldnt watch dis cush it makez fun of Jesus but over all dat, IT WAZ AWSOME AND HILARIOUS! But i think itz kinda rude 4 Jesus so i wouldnt recamond dis 4 kidz cush they'll b all: gasp gasp gasp my life iz over he died

[ajithla]

hahahahahaha

[DramaFan543]

it was funny but u cant make fun of the holy chrs=ist though

[rootsoftragedy]

I really hope that some christian dude is gonna make a video response to this. Like a non-believer that is burning and screaming in hell! But...Wait? Christian dont judge those who dont believe...WHAAAT? Religion is the root of all evil and blah blah blah...Whining Maggots!! You are all blind...Christianity is not the ruler anymore...And take a look in the world! Is it better? The moral today is fucked...We need Christ!

[Carvontai]

Irony, it just happens

[R0BX]

Brilliant!  Religion is for dummies!!!

[darksoal99]

lol

[TriumphantOnline]

May the creator of this be punished accordingly by the king of kings JESUS.....

[pwincessdimplez]

Amen@ triumphant online

[beachbitch666]

ABSOLUTELY FRIGGIN' BRILLIANT!

[CaptainVonFurry]

I still get a laugh out of this

[PunkCabaretFTW]

Oh my Jesus ... I canNOT stop WATCHING THIS!!! :P

<3

[minuacija]

rofl?

[thetalshihar]

OK, let me first say you're probably going to rot in Hell Fire. Then that's pretty funny ! LOL....I'm just trying to imagine what those unsuspecting background people thought when filmming this.

[CabinMuffin]

this is soooooooo funny!!!!! i love the theme!

watch the d and m show!! it is as funny as this!!!!:-)

[Mitzie007]

Great <3

[polku99]

The same clip with Muhammad : 5000 dead through the world, 10 embassies burned down.

[dajimster073]

DId he really get hit by a bus?

[malaia107]

haha. nooo.

[clearvision12]

One of the funniest clips on YouTube. 6*

[mssnor]

holy cow... I'm not Christian any more... I have no religion now, religionz = THEN J00 BELIEVE IN GHOSTZ

[kasztaar]

he dance pretty

[darwinshow]

Sei una pazzo....simpaticone

[24839029]

Dont be so funny to play with Jesus. It's too dangerous for the man who posted it

So plz delete Otherwise ur life is in him

[violetcloud]

ROFLLLLL

[codyofga]

I'm sorry but I have to fave this. I know it's against my religion but this was pretty funny.

[12outland12]

oh well he will just keep coming back

[thefresh17]

is this really happened, or thats fake?

[awesomeangi]

Are you serious?!

[thefresh17]

i mean the accident at the end

[awesomeangi]

It is fake...

[thefresh17]

but it looks so real..

[lordmordo]

and u look so dumb

[Gh0sTplayr]

after 0:33 Rolflmaolols

[DessyNichole07]

omg.

that was GREAT.

[AllTheBrightness]

i could not stop laughing. hahahhaaha soooo messed up

[bibi1present]

newdealmusic is crazy!!! it is not good!

[05336345802]

rate and tell me what you boys think

[coffeecocker]

Jajaja, soooo, funny!!!

[supershadowb188]

this is wrong

[qazexx]

?? This can't be more right!!!

[Akastuki]

No it's not...dude this is absolutely wrong!!!

So why does it feel so fricken right XD

[Hanhaaa]

I think its funny, but I must say I am not Christ.

[yurikiwi]

hahahhahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaa­aaaa

[mgotts3562]

haha this is funny, and i'm sure the "other" like.. 2% people out there who can't find this ammusing need to grow some balls, suck it up, and find a sence of humor.

oops.. am i not able to say the word balls to u guys? D:

[yadeaut]

لمادا لم يحتج الغرب والعالم المسيحي على هدا الفيديو الدي يسيء للسيد المسيح ؟؟؟اتعرفون لمادا ؟ لانهم واثقون من انفسهم وقيمهم وحضارتهم بينما المسلمون اغلبهم بشكون في مصداقية الاسلام الديانة التي اقامت حضارتها على الغنائم والانفال والجزية والدم

[robduude]

أغلقت ال [فوك] فوق

[trahub]

i wish i could read that :(

[RemoteControl99aJJI]

lool

[bboybiogrind]

XD Hehehhehehe

I Will survive

[LoVeMe2277]

To wcale nie jest śmieszne;/////

[takechancesxoxoxo]

lol.lol

[projectptube]

He was a myth anyway! and this is funny!!

[winged1raptor]

Come on this is NOT funny. Making fun of Him is a bad. You are using Him in vain.

[thenudo]

yeah - this vid is pure shit ... sorry - i can't see the comedy in this!

[cryolophosaur]

I agree i thought the passion of the christ was way funnier.

[thenudo]

then you totally missed what i said crylophosaur...cause we sure as shit DO NOT agree!!

[cryolophosaur]

Yea we do, c'mon passion of the christ was the funniest movie about a guy sent by god on a suicide mission. :)

[charliefoxtrotrules]

yo - nudo - this asshole is just trying to get a rise outta you. obviously he has nothing better to do which is sad. The REALLY sad thing is he probably believes it.

[prairydog1]

suck a big in vain loser

[5thDensity]

lol... it is a common misconception that Jesus name was 'Jesus Christ', not so. He was Jesus 'the' Christ. In those days there were no last names. They went by cities as in 'Jesus of Nazareth', which was on the name plate nail to the top of the cross.

[Backyomama]

Pretty funny....not as funny as the Nipple Doctor music video. Amen

[Vilella10]

simply .... the video sucks

[XxConverseGalxX]

You guys really need to chill out on this type of thing...

I mean i get why people are offended but you should except the fact that we are all different people, some will find this funny and others will not but that doesnt mean you should damn people to hell, im afraid you doing that makes you the sick ones. We all have different beliefs + theres no need to get so overworked that other peoples are different. Would God want us to be here arguing + wishing people to hell? no.

[KeroSannin]

well, yeah God gave us life (well at least many ppl insist that he did...) and along with our life he gave us a sense of humor, so all i wanna say is (hmm how ironic) Get a life ;P

[josesito89]

get over it..its just a video.

i believe in god. but it doesnt mean i have to get all weird out about Comedy people do.

so take a chill pill dude...

[jedimasterbooboo]

Ironically, Jesus will survive this.

[hominan]

"Ironically, Jesus will survive this."

Course...fairy tale characters can't die.

[iloveclubpenguin1004]

Who ever made this video stop it plz!! Jesus give his life for us and now ur ruin him and make funny video about him!! You don't have heart peoples! SELFISH!!

[scathaguardian]

Whoever made this video timed it just right. The bus hitting the fake jesus suprised me and made me jumped. As far as making fun "Of Jesus", I do not see it that way. We must remember that Jesus himself lived with thives and whores. If we are made in the image of god, then we received humor from him also. I am sure He/She found this funny.

[1ei2ei]

nicht lustig

[yentaleh]

ROFL! Jesus in a diaper getting hit by a bus. PRICELESS. HA!

Signed,

Jewish Princess

[kobzol1993]

takie sobie

[ogel916]

i know some are offended, but i dont think it was meant to be offensive. its just comedy, dont worry about it, the creator doesnt have anything against christians.

[vickeyk]

these ppl gonna pay in hell . so enjoy all u want now fools!

[0SuperDuperMan]

dude grow a sense of humor

[sooofunny37]

Two words: COMEDY GOLD!

[chal012]

This is disgusting and this video should be taken of YouTube! If it was mohammed or someone from another religion this video wouldn't even have made it this far! Christians should stand up for their right and for Jesus Christ.

[franksvenatra]

most christians don't understand what it is they're supposed to believe. and if they do, they don't defend it because they know their religion it's bogus.

[Carvontai]

your first point is very true, however the second is not even close to correct.

[skydiver777]

For if by one man's offence death reigned by one;much more they which receive abundance of grace and of the gift of righteousness shall reign in life by one,Jesus Christ.

As by the offence of one judgment came upon all men to condemnation;even so by the righteousness of one the free gift came upon all men unto justification of life.

For as by one man's disobedience many were made sinners,so by the obedience of one shall many be made righteous. Romans 5

He is Full of Justice and Mercy!

[skydiver777]

***But He was Wounded (Slain, pierced, defiled,polluted, prostituted) For Our Transgressions,(Against God, rebellion, punishment, Our Willful sins) He was Bruised (Be crushed, broken,) for our Iniquities (Habitual sins, perversity,depravity, guilt) the Chastisement (Punishment) of our Peace was upon Him; (Peace of mind) and with His Stripes (Lashes, Tearing of His Flesh, and Shedding of His Precious Blood!) We are Healed!(Rapha Also means to be: Cured, Mended, Made Completely Whole!)*Isaiah 53:5

[gandalfhn]

the comedy of it was the best but did it have to be jesus?!

[ArowinAaron]

It's all good people. You know he will just rise from the grave again in 3 day or so.

[lilgangstadiva24]

funny but dey sh0uldn't play on jesus lik3 diz even doe itz fak3

[gcry97]

puta ka sino ang ng gawa nian?

[Saberwin]

Wow....only one word for that....Mass Comedy XD XD

[IamCOOLtv]

funny

[yotti82]

oMG!

was it real mit the bus?

:-/

[neuk139]

its so funny people getting pissed at this, if jesus did exsist and is anything like these so called followers believe he must have been one boring tit. Im an atheist, but surely if he did exsist and was here now the guy could surely have a laugh.

[hquillin]

neuk139  Thanks for writing, said better than I could. I have Cut & Pasted this message for expressing your feelings on this video better than I could. HarOLD

PS I am an Agnostic.

[AlCaPWN23]

dude i totally agree, im an athiest as well, your amazing and if i had money id give you some

[xMadSkillzx]

I don't really know how you can be an atheist or a follower as there is no way to prove either side is correct! So I don't see how you can't be agnostic

[in2universe]

amazing how sarcasm works here. "Yeah you're right, it is funny! All those people's belief. HAHA! we are athiests, why should we respect??

i am with you guys!!"

what we 'all' deserve is respect.

[nikopoulet]

LOOOL

[StefanJato]

this is messed up. you suck

[SiiSTALUV]

ohh shit!!!

[KKaulitz89]

Repesin totaalisesti!!!

[parchettt]

fuck jesus you fing catholics this fucking funny i love it

[Chiorsinga4]

You are sick!! He died for our sins and now you are showing this!!!! Um ok who ever made this video is like the spawn of satan!!!! JERK

[Dansonism]

I had sex with Jesus' body and he loved it.

[stupidguy224]

hahah fuck religions this guy is awesome.. and wtf is wrong with christmas in jerusalem?

[WolfLover988]

Flagged.

[stupidguy224]

fagot

[WolfLover988]

I Feel embarresd Just To See This Stuff.I Would feel bad if i where you , Really.

[WolfLover988]

Poor Video, Why Would anyone possibly think thats funny? Jesus Will Live On Earth And Heaven... And thats Just Making Fun Of It.

[daytekone]

jesus doesn't exit will you understand it ? just a piece of crap all science thing can prove that he never made any miracle ok probably he existed but he did not did any miracle

[felcix85]

belloooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooo

[JasonVorheesMyers]

who ever created that video, must have been the devil, it self. bucky

[Doomwarrior667]

I might download that song...and yeah THAT IS WRONG!!! But funny!

[punksnotdead543]

that was funny but messed up

[cwals64]

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha­hahahahahahaha lol funny XD

[chouavue2]

ok not that funny. /weak

but listening to the lyric was funny ONLY THE LYRICS.

[bloodtippedtears]

My fav is the hip check to the random passerby. Priceless...

~tears

[totakingkhhg]

Jesus is the savor of the world

You are bad,bad,bad people.

Jesus will survive in earth or in the heaven

[LoVeSHiM14]

oh my god..wow

[S0tin]

rofl! so fuckin funny :P

[EmiieRoxs]

ooh man lol that was funy.. yet,, i can't help but think now i'm definately going to hell XD

[supershadowb188]

YEAH

[BaSkEtBaLl4LiFe0220]

lol- if ur going to hell because you found it funny- i don't think your alone!!! =]

[BatMan9482]

dude one day im going to try that....:)

[BatMan9482]

tell me that wasent real? when "Jesus" got hit by the bus? please...