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  • this man is the only comic who has the guts to make fun of oprah

  • "i might have been born yesterday, but i stayed up all night" LMAO

  • @dowdell09 hahahahahahahahaha lol

  • He is hilarious!

  • Barbara is Jewish, a very big, factor!

  • "She ain't topping this 6 month pussy shit!"

  • Cry bitch cry!

  • 2:05-08 WHAT THE FUCK IS HE SAYING?? HAHAHAHAHAH "bimb babalooba wa bimb bamb boo"

  • @Conspiracyknowledge I caught that. Dunno if anyone else did, but I see what your sayin.

  • STOP HATING ON LADY OPRAH, 

  • @LADYDIVAful fuck her and those who love her!

  • @Conspiracyknowledge I love Paul & Oprah & you too sweetie

  • @LADYDIVAful damn! you made me feel guitly over what i said now! damn you.

  • @Conspiracyknowledge Oh stop it, I know you are really a nice person.

  • One thing he did not mention, that fat purple monkey Oprah is one sexist woman, I can just see it in her shows that I never watched but glimpse of them. She hates men.

  • @rowchdi

    no she doesn't wtf she has a man. stedman?

  • @rowchdi she mad cause thats the only thing she cant top lol

  • I remember when my mum tried to abort me, I held on! *dies with laughter*

  • <3 hahaha

  • Paul Mooney is such a legend

  • He's funny, but damn does he sound like a fag with a hissy fit.

  • fuck that fat skinny bitch !!!

  • 2:06 ??

  • modern day aunt jemina , that's why white people love her

  • Paul Mooney says near the end of Master Piece he was gonna do a video for this, does anyone know if it was released?

  • the reason why the media aint tryna bring Paul Mooney down is that he wrote for Richard Pryor. And white people LOOOOVE Richard Pryor, its as simple as that

  • i might have been born yesterday..... but i stayed up all night got dammit.

  • @MSlilgangster89 lol! 

  • "Cant top this bitch!" LMAO!

  • @HernGeo i know right! lol!

  • Have you ever seen Oprah's feet? She should be in the rivers snatching salmon with those eagle's talons.

  • LOL! Mooney good for you...I'm so glad he told the truth about Oprah's big phony azz.

  • Oprah, Mooney, Arseneo....Ms. Walters...amazing... its like she's Dr. Phil

  • He was right, Oprah wasn't getting married, but that's a horrible reason lol.

    One believable thing he said was Barbara may have been a slut. I can see that.

  • "tell me some shit i can believe! that she was somewhere drivin a truck eatin a sandwich but dont tell me u was sellin no mothafuckin pussy! some outragous shit that I cant even believe cause im on acid" .....LMFAO!!!!! OMG!!!!

  • Yaza, Miss Barbra. Miss Barbra, Yaza...lmaoo!!

  • in the words of 2pac i cant stand fake ass bitches.... even worse is a demonic fake ass bitch...you cant hide your lieing eyes with the slit pupils i see you..im waiting for the rest of the world to wake up to this fact....

  • thats a rememberin bitch!

  • It's true i saw a show about slaves telling they lives but "stars was speaking for them smh." and Ophra said "My porch was bigger then hers i'm like how are you trying to out do a slave what a bitch!!.

  • i met a comedian who has never heard of paul mooney! i slapped the fuck out of him. being white aint an excuse. im white and paul mooney is my favorite comedian.

  • 05:52 Ouch...

    that kinda stung a little

  • @coltononline It's true during slavery they did it to be light so the kids would be considers moluto and not black :( my cousin told me that.

  • I would NEVER admit some shit like that I LOVE being black, that shit was funny.

  • I love Paul Mooney, he and Dave Chappelle are the most REAL celebrities out there , they are not FAKE like the rest of them.

  • fuck montel he don't count looooooool

  • 4:20 Roseanne bringing all the Hollywood shit

  • Fuck that fat skinny bitch lol i completely agree

  • @karatethis honest !

  • lmao fuck that fat skinny bitch

  • @RuzzX5Z: People like you are always on the sidelines wanting somebody else to take all the chances and the very minute trouble comes you will deny you ever knew him. In other words....stop saying America needs Paul....what are you doing to make a difference? Paul better STOP pushing his luck before they kill his ass. Sometimes you can go too far with your mouth. The Bible says your mouth can reap trouble unto you. Power of life and death is in the tongue. Paul is too raw sometimes. Be wise !

  • jajaja this some funny shit!!

  • his right about oprah and barbera walters.

  • @Caspersman59: Why i wouldn't wanna be white you ask? Here is why.....Your chances are much greater of being addicted to meth.....locked up for being a serial killer or killing your own family.....stealing other ppl land......being the product of incest....and just so you know,there are more whites on welfare then blacks. Now you can say the real truth has been told.....God Bless. Oh yea, P.S. Your chances of being raped by your own father are much greater too.

  • Paul Mooney goes too far and he makes enemies because his comedy is very brutal and alot of it is realistic.....ppl came to hear jokes not a speech from Paul. Aries said Paul has been denied alot of money because of his mouth....he has pissed off alot of ppl in high places.

  • @READY4REVELATION He has plenty of money. However "MONEY" is not his main persuit. Truth is. To say he goes to far is rediculous. The people who are fans of Paul love his comedy and would disagree with you. He has been doing the same type of comedy for years. He doesnt give a dam about the financial remifications of what he says. I agree with him 100%

  • @READY4REVELATION I rather have somebody go too far than lie to us. AMERICA NEEDS PAUL MOONEY!!

  • @READY4REVELATION if you make enemies from telling the truth - they're probably the realest enemies you can find on the face of this planet and probably deserve to remain on that list. And what you believe everything that comedians tell you??? fool keep chatting your shit boy theres plenty of unfunny comedians to go listen to without having your skin colour offended - dunno why you ca,e here if your such a pussy when it comes to comdey though.....

  • uahuu!, I like Paul but this in NOT funny at all, at least for me.

  • @latingal525 Comedy not only breeds comfortable entertainment, but it sometimes conceives the most ugly brood of realism.

  • @jahaudmk

    I love it when I have two Blacks cornered....LOL!!!

    GOD!! Does the truth ever hurt!!!!!

  • i have never wished to be white...i Love everything about me being black and for the ones who are not happy with who you are take that up with God or whomever your higher power may be.Paul Mooney tells the truth!!

  • @meka31ful

    Why would you wanna be black? Your chances are much greater to be locked up...on drugs..doing drive by shootings..or receiving welfare.....

    You talk about telling the truth? I just did.

    God Bless.

  • @caspersman59 that first comment is for you...

  • @meka31ful why would i want to be white?chances are much greater to become a serial killer,rapist or trailer park trash dont forget meth monster.i guess we all can tell the truth.i just did.God Bless you too!!!

  • "Fuck that fat skinny bitch." Simply genius.

    Also people please don't take Mooney seriously. He's playing a role.

  • i think he's funny but this is shit

  • i might have been born yesterday but i was up all night!

  • Fuck that skinny fat bitch, I don't like her. He's not afraid. Paul Mooney even said that he's too black for Hollywood. If he ever went Hollywood he would expose the illuminati and fremansons full on.

  • yaaasa ms. barbara! lmao

  • ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐Oprah :D

  • LOL @ "F-- Barbara" ...going so hard.I love Paul Mooney

  • "You ain't toppin this 6-month pussy shit!"

    This dude can just talk and be hilarious...it's incredible.

  • @89plainsman I just died at that part hahahahaha totally agree

  • dave chappelle went on oprah though

  • @JudgeEden i kinda agree ... at the same time shes the richest black woman in america... may b the richest woman period... if not she was at one point in time... i hate her for different reasons but it goes to show money isnt everything...

  • I hate that fat skinny ho to!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  • Paul Mooney is a fool!

  • It's so funny, because Rosanne is on Oprah now say that it wasn't quite incest.

  • this nigga row is CrAZY!!!!!

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  • Who is he talking about at @2:07? I can't make out the name

  • @dearmissedessa lol he's talking about Lena Horne

  • Paul is hilarious, but come on, that light skin comment was too much.

  • @Bbopflav212 its the truth. sometimes the truth is too much. deal with it.

  • @Xtrakoolness No, it's not. I ain't never have the desire to fuck anyone in my family. If you're African American, you know that's not true because I'm sure you have light skin people in your family.

  • Fuk Paul Mooney for that "light-skinned" comment, fuk Stedman, fuk the light-skinned niggers that do inner-breeding in his family, and FUK LIGHT-SKINNED NIGGERS!!!

  • @nrwilliams015 lol my brother a light skin i'm dark so to us black is black, the slave owners tried to divide but they forgot sibblings complexions can vary

  • @Phoonguy ...so did the black women and most dark and brown-skinned niggas in the south!

  • @nrwilliams015 He's just being funny, but there is a kernel of truth in it. It's just saying that a lot of light blacks had sex with light blacks back then to keep "passing" The biggest compliment to a black person back in the day was for no one to know that they were black and they tried to keep it that way. Unfortunately, white people at that time got into black people's heads with that the lighter you are the more elite you are BS. White features were worshipped.

  • What was really disrespectful was when oprah invited everyone from the cast of Ice Cube movie that came out ...Except for Ice Cube. All because she doesn't condone hip hop. She's f'd up for that. that was just rude.

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  • @1987bugsy hate her gutz.

  • im glad he's telling the truth about oprah. more blacks should realize what a sellout-fake she is. black people really dont know. everybodys afraid to tell the truth about her fat/skinny ass lol.

  • Fatt Skinny Bitch lmao

  • LMFAO!!

  • that wedding dress is a mini skirt now

    lmfao

  • LOL>>>to funny!

  • Fuq Oprah.

  • Oprah don't give two damns about Blacks here in america. This Self-hating, trained, modern day "Aunt Jemima" ain't gonna do a damn thing but get on her knees and spread her ass cheeks wide open, to please her white corporate bosses.

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  • Yeah oprah is fake!!! She doesn't put rappers on her show because of their use of the "N" work. But she laughs at Chris Rock's ass and puts him on her show and he says the "N" word in every one of his comedy shows!!!!!!!!

  • everybody know Oprah's black BUT Oprah

  • "I remember when my mother tried to abort me.... i held on! I held ON!!!!" ROTFLMAO oh my god that is too effing funny. I'm crying!!!!! LMAO

  • Paul Mooney mentioned in his memoir when Eddie Murphy was a guest on Oprah she asked who his favorite comedian was and Eddie said Paul. Oprah was not pleased :)

  • Hahahahaahahahahahahahahah I HELD ON !!! hahahahaahahahahahahahahahahah­a

  • HIGH-LARIOUS!!

  • I Can't Stand That Bitch!!!!!!!!

  • someone put barbera in her place!! hhhhheeeeelll motherfucking yeahhhh

  • I got to find me that Barbara Walters/Louis Farrakhan interview!

  • @CoolerKing37 Its on youtube

  • This man is deeply racist!

  • @ashken79 I don't see it see he disses black people more then white people but i don't hear anybody make comments about that i don't take him seriously he is a funny guy that make social points that are good.

  • @ashken79 truth hurts

  • I remember my mother tried to abort me but I held on I held on LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

  • hahahah light skinned niggaz get together to stay light hahaha AMAZING! this guy is a legend!

  • Yeah you right ┌П┐(◉_◉)┌П┐Oprah

  • @DONDIVA1969 :D

  • Truth is light skin mofos do have advantages in white society. Let the race war start, and a white man gets caught behind enemy lines(THE HOOD), & see if he doesn't seek out the lightest Black person he can find. I know I would, 'cause American brainwashing lines everything towards white favor. You can believe those yellow Blacks are thankfull for their complexion. Halle Berry is the finest woman in the world...BYTCH PLEASE! I With the exception of Miss Jane Pittman. BLACK DON"T CRACK!!!

  • @Blkserpent1 Bull shit!!!

  • @Blkserpent1 I am thankful for my complexion but I don't have no advantages in white society no matter how light or dark we are we're still a nigger to most in white society all this dark vs light stuff comes mostly from blacks and u sound ignorant and jealous i bet ur a ugly monkey stop being bitter and if u don't have anything smart to say don't say anything at all mooney made the light skinned comment cuz he clearly hates white ppl and i guess we're too close to their complexion for him.

  • @keepingitreal15 You big DUMMY.

  • lmao! to funny!

  • Oprah is probably still on crack

  • i HAVENT SEEN THE INTERVIEW "PART" WHERE SHE SAYS THAT ..DID THEY REMOVE IT CAUSE IT WOULD RUIN HER BLACK HOOD CREDIBILITY OR SOMETHING

  • How this bitch gonna do everything

  • This man is RAW!

  • I cannot STAND Oprah, she's two faced, big time!!!!

  • There's something morally corrupt about ANYBODY who doesn't like Oprah.  Hate Barbara though.

  • @becki1964

    Is Oprah God or something?

    She's just a fickle ass whore that likes too much attention. People just like her because they get stuff.

  • @JudgeEden As I said there's something morally corrupt. This woman is the first woman of ANY race to own a network. Has raised herself from poor humble beginnings, withstood molestation and emotional abuse to build a financial empire. I don't see that as fickle. And manges to uplift folks as she progresses. Plenty of reason for folks to like her. A whore? Sounds like YOU'RE the one with issues.

  • @becki1964

    Come on, Oprah is a self absorbed, egotistical idiot.

    The only reason the she-devil even gives people things or "uplifts" others is so they can worship at her selfish feet. The woman is the epitome of self absorbed. I mean, Paul Mooney gives very good examples of how self absorbed she is, even to the point of trying to compare horrible experiences to her own, even if she hasn't been through them herself.

    She is pathetic, and I feel sorry for anyone who cares about her.

  • @JudgeEden You're clearly a fool. The "SHE devil" here appears to be YOU. The compulsion you have for calling this phenomenal woman who is clearly more intelligent, generous, financially savvy, moral and far more deserving of respect than YOU AND the shallow celebrities you most likely slobber over is what is really PATHETIC. Pity YOURSELF "O" doesn't need it. She's a self-made billionaire and you're on youtube calling women whores and she devils. You really need to check yourself.

  • @becki1964

    I didn't call women she-devils, I called Oprah one. But I guess if I call her something I insult ALL women. *I* need to check myself? Lol, yeah, sure.

    I dont worship Oprah like a lot of other people, I do the opposite. A self made billionaire huh? If the only thing she can be proud of is her money then she is a sad pathetic creature. Money can barely do anything, nothing but buy you stuff. Also, I dont slobber over celebrities.

  • @JudgeEden lol he's talking about Lena Horne i suppose

  • @JudgeEden ooops sorry, wrong response

  • @JudgeEden well said!

  • @JudgeEden I keep telling people that Oprah's head has grown to the size of planet Jupiter. I mean really... She really does have a God complex. She get's her rocks off by having people kiss her ass, scream, shout and cheer for her. She really does need to go away. I think that she feels she is the 2nd coming of Christ and should be worshiped. I used to like Oprah... now, I am really sick of her.

  • @JudgeEden im soooo not tryin to defend Oprah cuz i do beleive she is a self absorbed asshole like many other people in her position. BUT, she HAS been through some shit in her life. From being poor and victimized by society to being molested at an early age. She definitley has been through alot more than most other billionares.

  • @JudgeEden you are right. self congratulating and attention junkie.

  • @JudgeEden ..i think you're confusing fantasy with reality.Television is an illusion they are not real people like you and me.Do you think Oprah is the same exact person she is on tv as in real life?

  • @bobeagle007 Give me one living person that can TOP OPRAH

  • @LADYDIVAful There is a neighbour of mine a lady.She has 4 kids.Her husband cheated on her with her best friend.this lady has 3 jobs,secretary barmaid & cleaner.She has bills to pay,mortgage food electric and gas etc.somehow those kids always get to school and are clothed and fed.On weekends she does charity work for the communtity with the church.If you talked to her she always has time for you,if you asked for a favour she'd try her best for you.I'd rather sit with her than fake ass Oprah..

  • @bobeagle007 Sweetie, i respect your feelings however, I meant famous. Oprah is doing what she was born to do. Sweetie, please see Oprah master class dvd. LADY O WENT THROUGH HELL. I celebrate her life.

  • @LADYDIVAful I think you are hooked on fame and famous people.Media,television is an illusion..none of it is real.You celebrate her life?you need to get a life.Don't call me sweetie.you don't know me.

  • @bobeagle007 I sense you have issues with other OPINIONS, bobeagle007 lose the anger, hate, disrespect, it is really not that serious

  • @bobeagle007 STOP WITH THE JEALOUSY

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  • @LADYDIVAful Muhammed Ali.

  • @JudgeEden true dat

  • @JudgeEden if you was at her show when she gave everyone a free car would you take it

    or would you call her a she devil and leave?

  • ''them light skinned niggaz marry eachother to stay light''

    wow i never heard no shit like that before lmao

  • @becki1964 you are clearly not understanding shit you're talking about

  • I haven't laughed this hard in a while. 

  • Omg at the inbred joke. Damn, he went there! XD

  • @dadevi ok sp dark people inbreed hence the reason they stay dark? not funny at all... from a guy who looks relatively light compared to some of the darker blacks I have seen ..

  • @guapgueezee You don't seem to get the complicated psychology of the joke, in which case I'll give you a quick lesson: A lot (but not all) of light skinned blacks will not marry a darker skinned person. I'm taking about the blue bloods of Virginia, Maryland and many southern states who used the paper bag test to prevent darker blacks from joining their social clubs in the 20th century, and who continue to discriminate against them today. So when Mooney called them inbred...he was half joking.

  • @dadevi I get it and it is NOT funny to me at all..I stay seeing posts by dark women in particular with sheer venomous hate towards people who did nothing to them..when I was younger I was harrassed by a person I was trying to be friends with because she ASSumed I thought I was better I did not set that standard so why harrass me my father is SUPER black the women in his fam are beautiful tall and thin without the issues this is an AMERICAN thing

  • @guapgueezee Meh. Truth hurts. Black people continue to do a lot of harm to each other. Personally, I don't care what color someone's skin is. A lot of people do, though. Mooney was illustrating that mind set when he made the light skinned joke. But I can see why you would be offended. I've actually noticed a trend of light skinned women marrying extremelly dark skinned black men, such a friend of mine, and an older cousin. But, Mooney's old. I'm not defending him, but it is what it is.

  • @dadevi who is meh? truth is that blacks of all shades bring each other down.. how many times a put together black woman is downed by her own as trying to be cute and given attitude and poor service by other blacks yet when a whhite person comes along out comes the coonery.. I see it all the time.. and it isnt a light thing darker people have a chip ontheir shoulder and assume lighter people think they are better..truth hurts you

  • @guapgueezee Meh is an expression. And I totally get what you're saying, but everyone has a choice. You can let the negativity and/or jealousy of others get to you, or you can live your life and ditch the haters. Several black people have hated on me because I speak proper english, but do I let that affect me? Hell no! You can't always worry about the people who don't like you for whatever reason. care about the people in your life who give a damn, because they are way more important. :)

  • @dadevi there is no "proper english." Only STANDARD ENGLISH.

  • @illnessexclusive Are you still using dictionaries from the 17th century? No? Why, because language changes with the times. Get with it.

  • And they said Mike was ashamed to be black! And this fat bitch admitted she wanted to be white on national TV! wtf this bitch is a fucking propaganda whore.

  • Oprah is a fucking propaganda whore!

  • SHE GONE ALWAYS TOP YO ASS!!

  • Racism goes both ways

  • It got real at the end there because of the inbred crack. This is the most intense comedian out there

  • this nigga is gruesomely hilarious!!! Oprah do always try to top a mothfucka!!! and her show is WHITE. They love her.

  • "We got Oprah now, she ain't toppin' this six month pussy shit!" lmao

  • "fuck montell" lol

  • Fuck dat fat-skinny bitch!

  • @gautrytube Seriously, has anyone seen the show on November 10th 2010 when there was that bogus "talk show hosts reunion"? ... I don't know how most of her viewers can be so gaulible to the point where they cannot see her b*llsh*t... You know that this show was a way for her to confirm her "reign" over her former competitors... What was great is that Montel Williams put her in her place when she talked trash about her show being #1 for the last 25 years...

  • It's insane how ungracious she can be... Has anyone seen the November 10th 2010 "talk show hosts reunion" with Phil Donahue, Montel Williams, Sally Raphael and 'em... I could smell the b*ll from a mile away... This show is a way for her to confirm her "reign" over her former competitors, nothing more... Stop drinking the Kool Aid people, Oprah is full of herself... Loved it when Montell Williams put her in her place refering to her talking trash subtlely... :)