best qouts ,i love the smell of qweef in the morning,,,,,,is it necessary for me to drink my own urine....well no....but i do it anyway coz its steriel and i like the taste........holy hell son your about as usefull as a cock flavoured lolipop
That was the worst damn display of dodgeball i've seen in 40 years. You wanna have dodgeball victory? you gotta grab it by the haunches and (pelvic thrust) hump it into submission
is it necessary to do this ......no but is it necessary for me to drink my own urine....... probably not.... no but its sterile and i like the taste i start dieing everything lol
If you want to be a true dodgeballer you have to learn the 5 d's of dodgeball.....dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge....if you master the 5 d's no amount of balls on earth can hit you
"youre about as useful as a cock flavored lolipop" and " you wouldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat" patches had mad jokes up his sleeve i like that lol.
@robg5555 steve is a pirate??
francisraud 3 months ago
After I saw this movie I drank my own urine. (Really) You should try it sometime just ask Patches its the drink of champions.
guitarblazer4 5 months ago
24 retards tryed to fuck a doorknob
guitarblazer4 5 months ago
eh queer bag!
thatsrazor 6 months ago
"It's like watching a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!"
DarkMysticJexx 8 months ago
"Neccessary? is it neccessary to drink my own urine? NO, but i do it anyway cuz its sterile and i like the taste *epic grin*
Hybridhexz 10 months ago
The Luck Of The Irish, fucking brilliant!
fokyeah99 11 months ago
@DavidSnake.....its cock
MrNobodyGivesAFuck 11 months ago
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"Son, you're about as useful as a poopy-flavored lollipop! "
DavidSnake 1 year ago
20 people can't dodge a wrench!
KUNYSZZ 1 year ago
20 ppl drank patches urine
BobAndPingPong 1 year ago
I've got some hookers in my room.
TrojanMike60 1 year ago
u r about as useful as a poopy flavored lollipop
palirox234 1 year ago
@palirox234 i saw the movie on tv a lot and thought that was the actual quote.
MrMatto91 1 year ago
best qouts ,i love the smell of qweef in the morning,,,,,,is it necessary for me to drink my own urine....well no....but i do it anyway coz its steriel and i like the taste........holy hell son your about as usefull as a cock flavoured lolipop
mrliampep5i 1 year ago
GO YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH GO!!!
DarkestPanik 1 year ago
I ain't crazy and i ain't a guy!
perun1nj 1 year ago
bye-bye
ChiSportsNut18 1 year ago
hump it into submition
456darkknight1 1 year ago
I ain't crazy and i aint a guy. lol
h0lyh4ck3r 1 year ago
6:12 It's like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!
ARod016 1 year ago
all i know is that dyke can play!!!!!!!!!!! aajajajja
kenflo7 1 year ago
"remember your training, and trust your instincts. you can do it, i believe in you, byebye" lol his wave is so gay
fatmanjenkins789 1 year ago
You couldnt hit water if you feel out of a boat!
Nickfromhwtnw 1 year ago
your about as uselesss as a cock flavored lollipop, hahahahahahahhaha
realslimshadys 1 year ago
Necessary? Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine? NO! But it's sterile and I like the taste. lmao
maggot3542 1 year ago
you gotta grab it by its hunches and you gotta hump it into submission!
Avulliet3 1 year ago
damn, if this have the patches death then it pwnz *watch the vid* FUCK YHEA
samusmex 1 year ago
fuckin Rip Torn was funny in this movie.
'Bloody hell son, you're just as useful as a cock-flavored lollipop' lmaoXD
Ziggman2g 1 year ago
whats the name of the song in the background?
livxisxawesomex3 1 year ago
Will someone catch a goddamn ball it's like watching a buncnch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob out there!!!
LMFAO!!!! every time
85turtle 1 year ago
... did he just say "I love the smell of queef on the morning"?
WalleWildberrie 1 year ago
@WalleWildberrie yup lmao
Ziggman2g 1 year ago
Take care of your balls and they'll take care of you
88hurts 1 year ago
i aint crazy and i aint a guy LOL
you look like a bunch of retards trying to fuck a doorknob HAAAAAAAA
messi19ire 1 year ago
F'n A Cotton F'n AAAAAA
ubroketherulez 1 year ago
That was the worst damn display of dodgeball i've seen in 40 years. You wanna have dodgeball victory? you gotta grab it by the haunches and (pelvic thrust) hump it into submission
stixzor 1 year ago
I don't find drinking my own urine necessary but I do it anyway because it's sterile and i like the taste.
07stothersc 1 year ago
When does he say "My sweet dick" ?
rokstarr777 1 year ago
If u can dodge a rench u can dodge a ball lol
dingdongdario 1 year ago 2
is it necessary to do this ......no but is it necessary for me to drink my own urine....... probably not.... no but its sterile and i like the taste i start dieing everything lol
bryan072793 2 years ago 2
If you want to be a true dodgeballer you have to learn the 5 d's of dodgeball.....dodge, duck, dip, dive, and dodge....if you master the 5 d's no amount of balls on earth can hit you
Hoernke14 2 years ago
Hump it into submission hahaha
MrHalohunter24 2 years ago 2
bye bye...
senorcardgage678 2 years ago 2
whats the song called?
Coolguyz19 2 years ago
i don't find drinking my own urine necessary
but i too do it anyway
delta9tetrahydroca 2 years ago 12
@delta9tetrahydroca same here cause its sterile and i like the taste
corpralkirsch 6 months ago
can someone upload the scene where patches throws the wrench at steve the pirate?
TheTvGuru3 2 years ago
I swear i nearly pissed myself watching that fucking buckled haha
chris051081 2 years ago
whos steve the pirate? (jk)
robg5555 2 years ago
song at 4:54?
tchoudhury 2 years ago
You're more useless than a cock flavored lollipop. LOL
iSecksYou 2 years ago
its your as usfull than a cock flavoured lollipop
Coolguyz19 2 years ago
ok...crazy guy, im guna go home now
kingd304 2 years ago
"Tomorrow were gonna pecker-slap those globo gym bastards!"
hahahahahahahaha
LMFAO!!!!!
I wish he was my coach in Track.
guitarblazer4 2 years ago
Patches: Is it neccesary for me to drink my own urine
Peter: probably not
Patches: but i do it anyway cause its steril and i like the taste
ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Patches: I love the smell of quief in the morning
COULDNT STOP LAUGHING WHEN I HEARD THAT
ruthlessclos18 2 years ago 2
wheres it say "you look like a bunch of retards tryign to hump a door knob" lol
driznet 2 years ago 3
if you can dodge a bullet u can dodge a ball.
muchopsycho 2 years ago
i know every line of this...cos it is a f****n funy film!
arranhiggs 2 years ago
a pro po getting hit in the face with a wrench:
that's what you get for hatin' on CCR
PontifuxStudios 2 years ago
I like to drink my own urine too.
bigpoopie69 3 years ago
kate's not a muff diver LOLOLOLOLOLOL
PachkaSigaret 3 years ago
man i was gonna make 1 of these but he already beat me 2 it and this 1s good.
bushman619 3 years ago
HAHAHA is it necessary for me to drink my own urin? No but i do it anyway HAHAHAHHAAHHAAH
nagelbitaren 3 years ago
GO YOU CRAZY SON OF A BITCH!!!!
KerrDogga 3 years ago
listen up crotch stain lol hahaha!! thats funnys as hek.
muchopsycho 2 years ago
i beleive in you! bye bye :P
KerrDogga 2 years ago
"thats what this sack of wrenchs is for" lol
EPTHEGOON 3 years ago
"youre about as useful as a cock flavored lolipop" and " you wouldnt hit water if you fell out of a boat" patches had mad jokes up his sleeve i like that lol.
delouri21 3 years ago
Patches O'Houlihan was the shit.RIP.lol
delouri21 3 years ago
'hump it into submission' LOL!!! and the expression the man makes with his hands and face, lol!!
flag4eva 3 years ago
you gotta grab it by its honches and hump it into submission
LMAO
Tidus81theevilbunny 3 years ago
im not completely sure id hit water if i fell out of a boat! lol
ashbelle93 3 years ago
its a two player swing
jrobe234 3 years ago
YEAH NOW I KNOW! HAHA 5 Ds
evry1sdumseptme 3 years ago
7:15 "listen up croch stain!"
bogmire777 3 years ago
listen up croch stain!!!!!!!!!!
bogmire777 3 years ago
"Its like watching a bunch of retards tryin ta fuck a doorknob"
LOL
exodiaj 3 years ago
lol, that bits class, also, ' u could'nt water if jumped out of a boat, lol, so funny
Harding193 3 years ago
the guy who plays the younger patches does the voice of moe in the simpsons
tsu921 3 years ago
yes thats hank azaria from the simpsons
RetroGirl85 3 years ago
The luck of the Irish got the guy killed.
Tyronor 3 years ago
"If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball." ROFL xD
arendF34 3 years ago
I got some Hookers in the back!!! LOLOLOL
bstep13 3 years ago
LMAO 2 tons of ironiy
misterdoodperson 3 years ago 2