Trackday Comedy - FLATOUT

[Gisae]

Always fun to overtake people with expensive fast cars when you're in a shabby old brick. It's almost like you're stepping on their willy.

[scoot24925]

im operating on a much higher level....

[curtmastor]

guys like this are the reason drugs need to be legal. therefore they can burn theyre bottom wallets in coke and opium dens instead of playing russian roullete on a track with others lives.

[pufflelover1]

I thought he would say richard hammond. XD

[dandamanP911]

Funny this dude is in my run group what do I do?

[1xtra299]

YOU ARE UNQUALIFIED

[Duke18181818]

There is always a guy like this at every track. Even Rc tracks

[Nukem962001]

@Duke18181818 Never fails. out of all the Driving events I have been to, there has always been one...usually the first person to go off the track or the day.

[PigeonPair]

'That is how I drive.... flat out'.

[SuperbikeCoach]

...yeah, i saw many egomaniacs like him at motorcycle track days too :-))))

[kenbouy]

@SuperbikeCoach Yepper.

[tempeztad]

HAHAHAH what a loser

[TrefyJot]

Excellent and funny

Thank you :0)

[link0587]

"It looked like you were leading a conga line.." XD

[AutoManiac123]

This is a riot.

[RedundanceBoy]

it's streetfire(.)net, not (.)com

[gregisfreestyle]

Well he caught up to you...and he was driving a Ford Focus. LOL.

[laurenfix]

This is awesome. Every driving instructor and driving school should see how true this is for us. Just because you have money does NOT make you a good driver! It's NOT about ego!

[InATrance4Life]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AeronPhotos]

Hahahahahah!!! Its so so true!!

[JDMAero]

I've gone 200 mph on the Autobahn...

In a Caterham...

In the dark...

While it was raining.

LOL

[HARRYHARPER96]

THE CATERHAM HE WAS DRIVING MUST HAVE BEEN PROPER RAGO TO GET 200MPH ESPECIALLY IN THE DARK WHILST IT WAS RAINING LOL

[BayouSnipera]

Oddly enough.. my father saw a guy @ the track later wearing a "Flatout jacket" who didn't even get the joke, but behaved like this.

[CH1K3N99]

OMG my god that is the funniest thing I have ever seen!

[yenko1026]

I love it!

[jssiler]

I'm running at a higher level than everyone else ... Ford Focus caught up. Very funny. ... flat out ... reminds me of me ...

[EroticarTV]

hahaha - fantastic :D

[Tekvicious]

Really!!!! Too funny! I swear I met dudes like this!! Unreal!!!

[super48]

anyone who dosn't like this video is just like this guy! ha i freaking love it

[blitzkriegautowerks]

i think he is confused, i think he owns a gold GT2

[dhsu1]

LOL.LOL.. I thought that was my last student.. he even looked like him. I also drive a SM for endurance.... hahahahaha.

[eshea]

...It looked like you were leading a conga line... LMFAO

[zmzmkt]

Flat out. That is how I drive. Flat out.

[604Yarks]

haha love it.

I've met a few of those as well.

[ProjectVIN]

If doing a trackday for the first time, always assume the Miata's are going to put up the fastest lap times until proven otherwise.

[PigeonPair]

@ProjectVIN incorrect, try the guy in the Evo

[pjhusser]

It's awesome to see somebody make light of this stuff. Happens every event! What can you do but politely inform them that wrapping their car on the guardrail would be to no ones benefit! Haha rotfl

[carnurd]

I see those drivers all the time, soooooo funny

[Archermahly]

Been there....I swear I had the same student LOL!

[gswaybright]

Way, way too funny. Sad that it actually happens much too often at real track days.

[psmTARDCORE]

lol this is so true on so many levels...

[acpeeps]

"I belong to all the major internet chat forums"..........I know that guy......

[jaym3smg]

Omg the scary thing is I've done track days with people just like this... This is not only hilarious but a public service announcement.

[Dstan239us]

Dickie Speedmaster Ha

[mmi16]

Too, too true.

[quinsland88]

I have gone 200 mph on the autobahn in a Caterham......in the dark......while it was raining!

[lemurcat]

Has anyone seen a similar vid (same physics, style etc) but its about car-buying advice? The D-bag is recommending that a single mom buy an M3, and she should upgrade some stuff so she has a good track-day car at the same time. Any info on it much appricieated!

[richardbratton]

This is the best video I've ever seen!!!!

[zipzamzerpople]

I've done 32 track days this year, and 8 days @ the 'ring

I think I met this guy last week. ????!!!

Is it just me, or does Richards' voice sound conspicuously like Simon Cowell ???

roflmfao.

[JRitt441]

Fantastic! I've watched it 20 times, and I'm still laughing.

[zuadilearium]

HAHAHAHAHA .... I know like 10 of these guys.. They all drive EVO's :)

[ottobubba]

Wow!! I can't tell you how many times I've met this guy in the Porsche Owners Club!!

[Oranoco]

We've all come across an idiot like that at some point doing these days.

[Ej205scoob]

THAT IS HOW I DRIVE, FLAT OUT! lmao

[f40steve]

"That's how I drive. Flat out." "How can I make my video if I can't drive FLAT OUT?"

[trbochrg]

OMG that was great!

[bhovanyi]

Funny as hell.

The best part is: "Driving flat out in an actual super car, like I do, is an art form! I can't expect you to understand."

Holy cow, hilarious !!!

[TravisCadello]

this video is awesome lol.

[mutant51]

i drive a crx...i got stuck behind this guy-later,he hit the tires coming out of hog pen...mmmm-indirect revenge......

[felixlaw]

I assume the last sentence must be..."Go f urself, Richard"

[themadmini]

Every track day idiot box ticked.

Gets funnier the more you times you watch.

[mishikwest]

"i drive flat out" haha

contemplating making a motorcycle version of this genius vid. right on!

[tvrduude]

At my first track event (It happened to be one of the last at Riverside) I WAS the "asker", but I had done a lot of SCCA autocross. I was with the Shelby/Ferrari/Pantera group and thankfully, they DID let me move up a group or actually to the top group after running in the others. Had beaten all the Ferrari's, most of the Pantera's, and was having a grand time

Top 15 0f 100+.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot, I was in a automatic 1988 Mustang GT I had rented from Budget Rent-A-Car, as delivered!

[bossturbo]

I hear this type of stuff all the time, lmao. Good vid.

[scca54]

He sounds like a few I have met. ROTFL



[thunderbelmont]

I've met this guy, I thought his name was Richard Forebrains - known as Dick to his friends. Cracking work though, lmfao!

[bobbystudcliffe]

"in the dark... while it was raining." hahahaha

[5034198]

"It looked like you were leading a conga line..." LMAO!

[hddorton]

A little pee came out when I watched it again.

[unluckybrowser]

Much funnier than I was expecting. Well done! lol

[ianmtxvideo]

"I assumed you would crash in front of me or burst into flames." - lawlerskates

[RyanB88]

Lmao, class.

[TestShoot]

All too true! I can never get my car up to speed... ;)

[tbertone87]

Sadly though this nagging whining and bullying is a pretty good way to achieve success in the worldly sense.

[bugeyeturbo]

After my STI's radiator died on day one of hyperfest, I brought out my STR autocross miata. Twas a great time.

[sky92x]

yaaaaaaaaaaawn



[apissedoffamerican]

a transcription, no doubt.

[dorikin86]

Mazda Miata OWNS rich aholes =)

[DinsdalePiranha67]

@dorikin86 Damn straight.  All the money in the world won't buy you skill.

[delwatts]

@DinsdalePiranha67  thats true sadly it does buy a lot of muppets german cars tho'

[vibez55]

haha brilliant, you always get at least one twat like this on a trackday

[ivanpomy]

yea this never works for me either. And I always thought it was because I drive a mustang. FLAT OUT Man

[ChristianMarx]

Power is nothing without control. :-)

[jerusdc]

This was great. I have had a student say just about everything in that video. Accept the Caterham part lol

[Buzduz74]

Had a few of these guys myself. VERY FUNNY

[laine16v]

That was fucking hilarious!

[14154318]

I met this guy tonight! Problem is, some foolish organization has actually made him an INSTRUCTOR (or at least that's what he told me!).

[TrackMonkey327]

Love the Brit accent, LOL!

[moss122]

Scott.... little buddy, Track Days have nothing to do with the cars top speed, or how fast a car can go on a straight away. Some douche putting himself on a high horse with 2 cars that may make people look at him, but he can't do an actualy road coarse is a nightmare at an event like this.

[TTownScott]

I don't get it. Why doesn't the bearded guy just move the guy with the Porsche up to the next group where he belongs?

[skierman64]

@TTownScott: Because no matter how fast his cars are, he's slow and holding up other drivers. If he were in a faster group, he'd be holding up more drivers.

[StevenOrlando]

This is so friggin funny - and a bit familiar.

[Mythosthor]

And it just keep getting better!

[davevicozz]

@Mythosthor

Pure gold - 200 m/hr in a caterham in the rain and at night.

lol ha ha ha ha ha

[jaybuck01]

One of the funniest things I have ever seen ...

[POC241]

Excellent. Love the facepalm at the end!

Apparently this guy gets around, because I know he has been to a few POC PDS events.

[pmg757]

Brilliant!

[Jamgal305]

Top Jerk ! LOL

[993mike]

That was terrific! You typically run into one or two guys like this every year at the track, and god help you getting by safely if they think you are driving an "inferior" car to theirs. They usally end up wadding up their cars in the end.

[FilmVehicles]

but conga lines are fun

[jackal2513]

hilarious

[iCheckVtec]

Lol i will be likely hired by Jeremy Clarkson. Yeah, he would make a great cock!

[Indy83Turbo280ZX]

Awesome video! Well done. ROFLMAO!!!

[kgobey]

OK I have now received this from every single organization I have ever instructed for! hahahaha

[kgobey]

OMG I've met this guy

[NefarianGrey]

This is really great! Love it.

[onthewinghard]

fucking billy

[TrackDayHookey]

This should be required viewing at all track days as a test. If you don't think it's funny, no track for you.

[bekermario]

@TrackDayHookey YES _ If this video is NOT funny - then bring out the TRACK NAZI - No Track for You!

[VagaXt]

@TrackDayHookey Yes sir, I agree!

[mprhead5]

these are the guy that you spend half the lap stuck behind then when you get to the strait where you are allowed to pass they rocket away from you only for you to be right back on their bumper 2 turns later for the rest of the next lap too. all you can hope for is that they pit or spin out and get out of your way.

[folsom993]

Actually there were 3 of this guys cousins at the last event ...and we talked to them! Scary, but true!

[mitranmatt]

That is freaking hysterical. Totally what really happens at the track.. Wow, I hope that's not me:(

[jnuxoll]

This is awesome. As an instructor, I must say that parts of this dude actually exist. I've never met anyone quite as extremely retarded as this guy, but close!

[superquick911]

OMG!!!!! 8-10 times a year I deal with this exact "driver" .....I just need to grow a beard and wear a nit cap and this would be a home movie. FLAT OUT!!!! Love it!!! LEADING A CONGA LINE is even funnier....OTFLMAO

[JPMotorsports28]

That is great. I have had a few students just like that and did a few DE's with those types in the same group and they hated getting beat by a mullet mobile Camaro. LOL

[copmagnetcom]

Ha! This is so familiar. I have tried to instruct a lot of these guys. It is the type I pull the keys on and send to pack up their stuff.

[Halespeed]

please move him out of the event. hahahaha

[0okie]

HA facepalm

[setaft]

I laughed very hard until I remembered being on the organizer side of such conversations in the past. We had a young guy that could pedal his Mazda Protege faster than many an exotic sports car. We would tell the whining drivers that they might be considered for advancement when they could keep up with him. Always a hoot to see the looks on their faces ;-)

[fuxakes]

Hahaha! That's awesome!

[mikahb]

Outstanding! I had that guy in a C6 Z06 some years ago and that was the last time I instructed anything other than private students. Too funny!

[catseyeweb]

hilarious! I've seen that guy too...

[garylimey]

I think I've seen this guy at an event or two!

Brilliant video! ROFL!

[howsoonisnow1985]

Best Video Ever!!!!!!!!

EVER, EVER!

EvEr!!!

[howsoonisnow1985]

That Richar Alistair is just too much. LOL

[drivefast617]

Love it.... love it.. love it....

Makes you wonder what would happen if you play this video at the drivers meeting and send anyone that does NOT laugh straight home!!!



[sdtaustralia]

As a track day instructor...I say bravo for calling it as it is

[bellmd]

ROFL, very funny stuff!

[apex107lrp]

Bravo gents...Hilarious!! I might have been driving that Focus you referred to. Be nice to the little four-banger Fords...my SVT and I might take offense ;) There ARE slower cars in the world ya know lol

[kerryanndlc]

in the dark....while it was raining.....lol. 

[insightracer]

This is hilarious because it's not far from the truth on some track days.

[TRACKACARDIA]

that guy is at every dang event! lol

[darcygoesfast]

The problem is dicks like Mr. Koenigsseggxlfdkfrrr don't realize they are complete douches.

[mikessp]

I agree!

[aboveallmotorwerks]

Brilliant. I swear this is Ron Sr!!

[Spin2Win2]

Great lines! Very well written.

The only one missing:

"I smashed my BMW, so I'm going home to get my Porsche."

"Didn't that one fail Tech at the last event?"

"No. That was my OTHER Porsche."

Love the PCA comment below!

[fastclown]

Exactly where road racing has gone.... EVERYBODY is a race car driver. That was perfect!

[irish44j]

absolutely brilliant, and true far too often....

[jensenhealeyjh5]

'It looked like you were leading a conga line'.

'You'll hear from my attorney in the morning'.

:-D

[328ti]

I know that guy!

[Jimmysidecarr]

Amazing!! So dead on the money!!!

[hddorton]

I want a windshield banner that reads REVO EVOM!

[sccadsr]

fantastic

[bekermario]

YOU DRIVE FLAT OUT LIKE this guy? Then I would be all over your rear bumper - just before I pass you... ;-)

[Rsvmille676]

As an instructor for several clubs this is SPOT ON! It is also quite possibly the funniest video I have seen on Youtube.

[DocNrock]

Classic!

[5AXISDLOCKHART]

perfect

[Delicatespermpress]

LOL ....love it !!

[PSI240SX]

As an instructor for Chin Motorsports, I've heard stories like this, first hand. Brilliant.

[ZJChaser]

This is awesome, there is always one!

[MFE92]

You've clearly been to a PCA event or two

[davidtstewart]

Best video ever! ;)

[dorikin86]

Looks like money-induced-severe-mental-re­tardation has spread to the UK and the world......

[ff2skip]

BWAHAHAHAAAA!!!! And think... there are actually participants that display similiar characteristics! LOL

[emnar]

That is how I drive. Flat-out.

[davem3fan]

This is extraordinary!

[porcupineracing]

Brilliant. Just brilliant. Thank you.

[pcload1etter]

WTF is with these videos with the computer voice?

[bobolamontagne221]

OMG... This so true on our track days ... I swear I have met students like this... WOW ! Fun stuff

[ff2skip]

@bobolamontagne221 ... no you haven't, because he is clearly not a student!!! ;)

[Blupurr]

I've had people like that at our track days as well! And I have BEEN that Miata behind the Porsche. AND I have been that Porsche with the Miata in my mirrors. This was hilarious! Thanks!!!

[tkarttrev]

Mirrors are for checking how my $2000 helmet paint job looks on track. That's it.

[DoctorrWu]

Why are they in an underground parking 'gayrahge'? Well, as long as they are, the head instructor should just shoot the 'bahstahd' and take his Koenigsegg!

[bzmie3]

Too funny but scarily close to true.

[mynamesmiked]

I'm not gonna put my passenger seat back in my '69 Mustang so i can have room for all my HD cameras when i drive flat-out! hahahhhahaha