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  • "You. Me. Sex. NOW." That will at least make her laugh... lol

  • ''How U Doin'?'' ;)

  • Does working out helps beeing attractive? I am working out (Im not growing mass though.)

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  • like the video but plz dont record with ur used tampons

  • nice video and all but, why are you recording with a patato?

  • What if she doesn't have an accent ?

  • Did you record this on a calculator?

  • they are so beautiful and cute

  • the only reason i like this video is bcuz i like the music

  • ...anyway... Happy Chrismas!

    

  • so what do i do with the roll of ducktape i just bought?

  • omg if a guy asked me "hey you have an accent where r u from?" i would look at him like he is the most retarded person i have ever met. or a really really really recent like just got off the plane immigrant AND if the question sounded 'put on' I might just SLAP him across his face!!

  • @Aisha2178 so have you got a accent? and were you from *SLAP* D'HO

  • @WICKEDxxAPPROVED why? do you want to make a sexy time Borat? wish you better luck with pamela anderson. oh that's right she likes shaved balls. sorry. of which you have neither.

  • @Aisha2178 omg read the comment again its called being sarcastic :S you know like LOL and PMSL and LMFAO ??

  • @Aisha2178 babe if u'd do that, then u might consider starting taking medicine from now. something is wrong with u, or.... u're just black, i know black girls are too full of themselves

  • @sorin29asv medicine? like what? nasal spray? trust me i'm not black or full of myself or even a crackhead. I was born in canada but my parents were immigrants, so if some guy came up to me and said i have an accent i would think that either the guy is new to the country or someone is trying to offend me.

  • Or you just say " Oi Bitch, Get in my lap, NOW!"

    Sure success.

  • 97 people didnt get the line right

  • "That's a weird looking kitchen"

  • the chic on the right is sooooooooooooo HOT!

  • i prefer "ay bitch, wait'll you see ma dick"

  • You could just pull out ur dick and "by mistake" fall on her and then roll around on her trying to get up, just so she can get the feel of it.

    Works everytime.

  • @MrBladdersplatter LMAO xD

  • if that was me and a guy asked me tht iwoulda been like wtfff ? 4m heree ?? weirdoooooooooooooooo

  • here is the best one. hi, u know ur eyes are pretty, but its a giveaway with that sexy body

  • Witch Whole Do You Want It In?

  • my dick is bigger wen i wrap my wallet around it

  • Pick up line : Hey. Nice shoes, wanna fuck?

  • Bitch, I'm horny, let's fuck.

  • "I have a big penis"

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do:

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is.

  • I prefer "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" :)

  • i wanna fuck the girl to the right's mouth.

  • what if she doesn't have an accent? haha

  • I prefer just staring intensely.

  • Thats how i met my wife, i still have those binoculars....

  • "I'm a magician and for my next trick I'm going to make your vaginity disappear."

  • insert a joke here for thumb ups

  • There's 350 bones in the Human Body, Would you like another one?

  • "i have lots of money"

  • @Hellz420

    your a broke ass bitch faggot

  • @timday61094 you're a retard that's seriously fucked up in the head. put the crack pipe down before making youtube comments. you couldn't even afford the aftermarket turbo that's on my 04 STi, let alone the built Cosworth motor it has - so eat shit douchebag

  • I have a question: What do u think is the best time to start dating? what ages?

  • @DeliciousChocolate6 High school, then your actually old enough to go on dates alone and things like that.

  • lame

    

  • "Getting girls". Lol. Like we're points in a video game or something. A real person that you can have a real relationship with will be attracted to you without smoke and mirrors and fancy lines.

  • @umbraexx get over yourself ofc you are points in a videogame...

  • hi, i'm an astronaut and my next mission is to explore uranus ;)

  • @hypno159753 LMAO!

  • Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a gun,

    get in the van

  • Guys,

    It's really not hard to pick up girls. You just need to educate yourself and luckily, there's some sick guides out there. "The Game" by Neil Strauss started things off for me and most recently, I've been using the techniques from P.Box.

    Here's what you need to do

    Step 1: Go to MackMethods. com

    Step 2: Get the "pandoras box" program

    Step 3: Use the tips and blend it in with your own twist

    Picking up girls is a skill. Educate yourself and you'll laugh at how easy it is

  • @MMArtist99 lol guys just understand that you need to be yourself in order to get your special one.

  • you:hey can i borrow your pen?

    girl:why?

    you:i lost mine

    girl:ok here u...

    black teacher interups:BOY YOU BETTER BE TRIPPIN!talking in CLASS! DETENTION BOTH OF YOU!

    girl crys.

  • When approaching a GROUP of girls

    Guy- Did you ladies come together?

    Ladies- No

    Guy- Well, do you want to?

    Scottie Lavin- Entourage

  • :D something like that was on cyanide and happiness - my penis tastes like skittles. can you check it for me? :D

  • Guy: Hey, you want to have sex and eat pizza?

    Girl: NO!

    Guy: You mean you don't like pizza?

  • Lmao thats simple... Ive actully gotten a girl by saying "i lost my teddy bear can i sleep with you instead?"

  • @MrSkatinginger That was on cheesy chat up lines!

  • What is she responds by saying, "You've been watching way too much WingGirls."?

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  • roses are red

    violets are blue

    i got a gun

    'nd im goin to screw you

  • dude i think the girl on the left is 'hot' i mean pretty :P

  • Boy: polar bear

    Girl: what?

    Boy: To break the ice ;)

    Girl: Kiss me now

  • I love every bone in you body exspeically mine

  • say this:

    so i couldnt help but noticing you noticing me noticing you :)

    she will laugh guaranteed

  • Roses are red

    Violets are blue

    Ive got a gun

    Get in the van you fuckin jew

  • i love deze girls haha

  • guy: does this napkin smell like sevuflurane

  • Roses are Red

    Violets are Blue

    Ive got a gun

    Get in the Fucking Car

  • @M3hTollCHorse Lmao!

  • Do u have lesbian sex and shover dildos up each others asses ? just curios...

  • Guy: Do you have a twin?

    Girl: No..

    Guy: Oh, then you must be the most beautiful girl in the world.

    Girl: *opens her mouth and gets on knees*

  • My favorite par twas listening to T.I

  • It's proven a simple "Hi" is the best pick up line xD

  • Guy: Hey, are both your parents retarded? Cuz you seem very special :3

    Girl : (Well the girl usualy just hits you, so meh)

  • Any pick up lines that will make her laugh and does not include your dick or your wallet or wanting to do her will surely work.

  • if you and i were squirrels, id stick my nuts in your hole, also what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk... my dick

  • @xXdoubleOstudXx2 you mean 'my zip' for the second bit...jeez, bet you are a hit with the ladies O_o

  • all there shit is retarded, but i gess ide fuckem

  • "Nice shoes... Let's Fuck."

  • a guy came up to me and said: hey you look good in those pants but you would look better in mine;) i laughed and now hes my bestfriend:/

    another time a guy pulled his phone out and said: hey can i get a pic of you so i can show santa what i want for christmas...

    but the best pickup line at the beach is: um excuse me a shark ate my friend and i was hoping you could be my new one...

  • Guy: Excuse me do you know how much a polar bear weighs?

    Girl: No

    Guy: Enough to break the ice..hi my name is....

  • @goash23 i read this and i was ON the floor, dude you deserve an Emmy

  • @thalastchapin I try

  • G@y

  • Do you work at Subway? Because you just gave me a footlong

  • Guy: Hey, how many bones are there in the body?

    Girl: Umm, 206.

    Guy: Want one more?

    Girl: ...

    :D:D

  • I think this is for guys who can just about any girl they want.

  • It never worked for Lloyd In Dumb&Dumber...?

  • i thought i suffered from erectile dis-function...but then i saw you. ; )

  • You guy's this might sound a lil fruity but the best way to talk to a girl is by giving her a complement. For example, complement her on somethiengs guy's usually don't pay much attention too. For example her shoes, hair style, hair color, earings etc. Then the girl well think right away that your intersted in her not jus't her ass ;) hehe

  • @Elojoschulos you make sense.please explain more if got time.

  • @Elojoschulos Very very true... But if a guy compliments on a girls shoes, he's obviously gay.

  • LOL this fails in England.

  • Guy: having a good time?

    Girl: I have a boyfriend

    Guy:I have a math test

    Girl:what?

    Guy: oh i thought we were talking about things we could cheat on

  • LOL thats well funny!!!

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  • @10120max Hahahaha that was good

  • @10120max I've actually used that and gotten like 50% of them to smile XD

  • @10120max thx for backup plan :P

  • Crap, alot of the people at my school have a redneck accent

  • best pick up line:

    roses are red,

    violets are blue,

    i've got a gun,

    get in the van....

  • @stickfigurecollabs GENIUS!!!!!

    

  • @TheMromgutube haha thanks.

  • GENIUS!

  • This would only work on you two. Men would need the perspective of every woman to know how to really talk to women. The only things that entertained me were the jokes in the comments. Thank you for making this visit worthwhile.

  • @west3con am a girl, and i dont think you need a pickup line to get girls. if you have a fun personality and just talk normal, i would sooo be into that!

  • @west3con Exactly.

  • Would it b good or bad to play the song in this video in my room when we r doin it?

  • Guy: Do you know yankee doodle, cause you can yank my doodle

  • hey wing girls, this line works. tried it today. and it worked very well... its so damn simple. "hey whats up?"..."is that an accent? where are you from?"...so thanx!

  • Guy: Well, hi there.

    Stranger: Sir you know you're talking to a lamp post?

    Guy: Oh.... But I got a BJ...

    Stranger: That would be the mail post.

    Guy: Well someone is going to get a bit of extra glue on there mail

    *Badum Chi*

  • Guy: Hello pretty lady!

    Girl: hey.

    Guy: do you have a penis?

    Girl: NO!

    Guy: do you want one?

  • @WereGlidingWithStyle Lol good one , its not a pick up line i would use on a girl that i like but it was funny that lol.

  • Please help me, im going our with a girl two grades above me, and she dosent seem like she really love me but yet she's asking me for a kiss tommarrow.Does she really love me or not?

  • who cares bro ur probably 2 young 2 settle ur life with a girl.just fuk her cuz

  • @106DisturbedFan Youre questioning Love cuz of age ? You should be ashamed of yourself. Love can happen to anyone with anyone. That doesnt mean she loves you though. She might just want to have some flirty fun with you but hey , just cuz she's older , dont let that be a reason to analyze whether or not shed want you truly.

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  • hey baby, wanna play army? ill lay down and you can blow the hell out of me!

  • FACEPALM this is even more idiotic then other videos i saw, this shitty pickup line sends the girl you taking to message smth like:

    o i so wan't to know more about you i am an open book you don't need to be interested in me, i already so into listening about you because i care...

    failed tutorials girls really failed ones

  • Give me a F'N break. You want a girl to talk to you, Show them your wallet.I've said hello to girls before. I got no where, these bitches are liars.

  • what if u have an accent and she doesnt? that would be kinda weird...

  • @DavidAfterTheDentist EVERYONE has an accent...idiot

  • this is what i said

    me- did it hurt

    her- what

    me-when u fell from heaven

    (paus so she says aawwwww)

    me- cuz ur face is fucked up

  • But... if the girl doesn't have an accent ? I'm like so screwed T_T

  • r u girls lesbians srry offense

  • @whiteshrimp100 If they were lesbians than why would they be giving advice to guys

  • How do you like your eggs in the morning, scrambled or fertilized. This one has worked wonders for me

  • i think i wont even dare ask that question....... i have a heavy ass hispanic accent sooooo she might say "WHERE THE FUCK R U FROM?! ....(insert a latin america country here)....."

  • Guy: Hello there how's it going I'm gonna call your left leg christmas and your right leg new years eve. Is there any chance I can see you between the holidays?

  • I got 2.

    1,

    Guy:Excuse me,Does this bar napkin smell like chloraform? I'm kidding,Can I buy you a drink? XD

    Guy:How much does a polar bear weigh?

    Girl:I don'tnow,How much?"

    Guy:Enough to break the ice,Heh.

  • @aj10799 wow you TOTALLY didnt steal that from hall pass, TOTALLY original, i applaud you sir *claps*

  • HPV virus, throat cancer and thousands of other DISEASES infecting your throat, then eyes, inner ear, brain etc.

    Maybe you will die of Syphillis or Ghonarhea.

    New meaning to Dirty Mouth!

    Don't forget the Smelly Mucous secretions of vagina and facael bateria. Yum!

    Foreskin of penis has receptors for bacteria and stds! YUM!

  • Guy: hi do you know how much a polar bear weights?

    Girl: no how much?

    Guy: enough to break the ice hello im ________

  • @GrandMokeyMokey hall pass hahahaha

  • "nice top, let's f%#k"

  • After she hands you your order at a fast food drive threw, look in the bag dissapointedly. 'Somthings missing..' Girl: what? 'Your number ;D'

  • if u use a lame line it'll work better than some strategic shit...like, "hey can i get ur number, i lost mine"..then wink...they'll laugh, trust me..chicks dig funny guys...unless ur really ugly then ur beat....

  • Hey, i just came over her for you to turn me down, go ahead. Its works

  • HEY BITCH MAKE ME A SANDWICH

  • STUPID WHORES I WOULD KILL YOU.

    XD

  • @The818211187 let me know how that one works for ya

  • hey, i don't but things are not like this anymore. I have girls all the time coming to me in clubs or wherever trying to introduce themselves so in the 21st century men aren't the only ones that have to make the first move. I've even seen some girls use pick-up lines, some use corny pick-up lines so there you go.

  • why are guys dick??

  • @imhoturnot15 there brains dont expand past there penis hahahahahahaha

  • Akward possibility she cant speak vowels. What do I say to "nly lk y s frnd

  • instead of any kinda pick up line (because there are none guaranteed to work) why not try being honest with the girl? Girls loooove confidence. A guy can get a girl way outta his league by being confident. Instead of using their horrible pick up line, why not try something like this;

    Guy: Hi. I think you're beautiful and I would love to get to know you.

  • Guy: knock knock

    Girl: whos there

    Guy: penis in

    Girl: penis in who?

    Guy: Penis in you baby

    works every time trust me

  • "My dick died. Could I bury it in your ass?"

    Works every time.

  • hahaha 132 thumb ups i am GOD

  • what if she doesnt hasve an accent? i mean she could be like. i dont have one...then what?

  • the best pick-up line is.....HI.

    IT FUKING WORKS LIKE 100% if the girl likes u or thinks ur cute.