We begin bombing Russia in five minutes anniversary of Cold War era joke

[panderingpieholes]

That was no mistake. By this time the US had tapped the USSR's military undersea communications cables and wanted to watch their defense communications go to full alert. This intel was priceless in letting the US know what their communications would look like in the event of an attack.

[tomnogaro]

@panderingpieholes Sir you are correct. This is a propaganda channel, funny they'd even mention it.

[THEORIGINALEXSCAPER]

@tomnogaro Whenever I need depressant, I watch Russia Today (RT). Needless to say I dont watch RT! I wonder what they (and all the other govt controlled TV networks in Russia) will do if Putin is NOT re-elected for "el Presidente for Life". I wonder what will happen to Russia's relations with Syria should the Syrian people overthrow Assad's govt? Can you say "Iranian Hostage Crisis?"

[MrPhoenis]

2 dislikes: stalin and lenin. i heard this live. i laughed for 30 minutes.

[shotsky94]

The world must unite to outlaw America...

[Chris6134]

I always loved Reagan. Maybe he should've pushed the button and we could've kicked those communists all the way to North Korea.

[paintballref62]

@Chris6134

Push the button twice & there wouldn't have been a Nork. ;-)

[fickah221]

The red dressed one - i'd like to fuck here, she's horny and so am i;D

[XChupacabras]

Don't know how this joke "backfired". If anything ,it showed that the Soviets were genuinely afraid of Reagan. If Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton, or Barrack Obama had done the same thing, the Soviets would have laughed knowing neither of the three were man enough to do that. 

[invisibleman275]

haha love this.

[ssjwes]

But hey anything for spin to make it look worse than it was at the time right? And they wonder why no one takes the euro media seriously

[ssjwes]

Thats so stupid it didnt put them on high alert I read the story

some low level military guy put his troops on alert and didnt

have the power to even do that much so the higher up side

to stand down so they did. Non story

[Kelthuzad126]

the soviet union murdered it's self, that coupled with reagan, the pope, thatcher and osama bin laden (Afghanistan). I fail to see why ppl think Reagan alone killed the USSR.

[cloudshe]

@Kelthuzad126 because before RWR the Soviets were actually WINNING the cold war, you should have seen it fm the eyes of the US military

[TheMarksmenCat]

@cloudshe winning the war? No wonder when you pump all your resources into the military while the populace is dying of hunger! lol.

[cloudshe]

@TheMarksmenCat you have to look at carter's military to see why so much rebuilding had to take place under reagan, and it worked. btw how many folks actually died from starvation in this country during the reagan years? there seemed to be plenty of money for food stamps back then, what else besides a booming economy did the country need?

[TheMarksmenCat]

@cloudshe hum from what I know there weren't lines everyday all across the US just to buy butter and bread. Now you're talking about a few imaginary dead food stamp bums as if it were some sort of holocaust under the reagan years. Keep denying the truth buddy, admitting that communism was a failure would be too harsh for commie fanboys like you.

[cloudshe]

@TheMarksmenCat okay i get it, you were talking about the soviets. well, carter Did lead them on with his incompetence, and our failure in vietnam must have been another sign of weakness and lack of resolve. now we have the ghost of carter in office encouraging the iranians, n. koreans, chinese. and defunding our military is the probable next step so obama can spend more of our money keeping his blue state gov'ts alive w/ their liberal legislatures' corrupt (and broken) budgets

[abola2121]

Gorbechav disliked this. 

[spence798]

@ObamaIsAMarxistTowel, amen dude. Ron did pimpslap those ruskies.

[reprobacious]

Only a communist could be sufficiently idiotic to not be able to figure out it was a joke-- giggling in the background...signing "legislation outlawing Russia forever"... what a bunch of idiots. What a fun day that was watching the panicked libtards dive under their beds and wet themselves, especially the "journalists".

[EuromanMovieReport]

Russians could never take a joke...

[AnarchoTrotskist]

Dirty fascist pig Reagan. Stupid actor and even stupider president. How many countries all around the world were invaded by US imperialists, how many milions of deaths they caused? And it didn't end - Iraq, Afganistan. CIA secret prions where they tortue people and do medical experiments on them, just like nazis did... all around the world as well. And representatives of that imperialist state dare to speak about "human rights"... No, offense against ordinary US citizens, however!

[AnarchoTrotskist]

(1/2) Moreover, I do support those US citizens who are brave enough to rebel against their capitalist government and large corporations which de-facto rule that gov. One of those brave ones is Bradley Manning, a true hero. And what fascist pigs want to do with him? They want to execute him for "helping enemy in the time of war". We all know that it is technicaly impossible to help "enemy" in different time then the "time of the war" since the USA is in the war permanently :-/

[AnarchoTrotskist]

(2/2) The question, however, is who is that "enemy". To whom did B.M. (supposely) give that cable-info? To all people of the world. Particularly to US citizens themselves to inform them about actions which is the government doing behind their back. So the enemy of US government are ordinary people all around the world. And those bastards in US administrative are that arrogant they don't fear to admit that.

Free Bradley Manning! Abolish capitalism!

[ObamaIsAMarxistTowel]

@AnarchoTrotskist

rebel against the capitalist government??

ROFLMAO!!

we sure fucked your russkie pals , they had rebellion all over the place thanks to RONALD WILSON REAGAN!!

GOD rest his soul

[reprobacious]

@AnarchoTrotskist LOL! "Millions of deaths" References? Ah, the familiar sound of crickets... Are you equally outraged by the FACTUAL murders of TENS of millions by your beloved Motherland and well OVER a HUNDRED MILLION murdered by your beloved ideology in China during the Cultural Revolution, etc., Cambodia during the killing fields, numerous wholesale USSR slaughters in Czech, Hungary, E Germany, Poland, etc. Stalin's collectivist starvations in Ukraine...? Check & mate, thx 4 playing.

[reprobacious]

@AnarchoTrotskist --cont..

And congratulations, btw, yours is the only ideology that's ever out-murdered Nazism, and by a HUGE margin at that. You must be beaming with pride.

[AnarchoTrotskist]

@reprobacious "yours is the only ideology" Hi, my ideology is "Council communism"... which is responsible exactly for 0 deaths. So go crawl under rock with your argument :-) But, all those death-tolls capitalism vs. socialism are meaningless since one have to precisely define both terms and agree on level to which we will count "responsibility". My point is that capitalism has systematicaly inconsistend system which generate huge inequality

[ObamaIsAMarxistTowel]

@AnarchoTrotskist

true, under socialism communism everyone is poor....except for the elites of the communist party,but hey, they deserve it because they are "evolved"

[reprobacious]

@AnarchoTrotskist "Council communism"-- a group even Lenin dismissed as being "out there". Capitalism stands for equality (to greatest extent possible) of OPPORTUNITY, while communism's implied goal of equality of OUTCOME is COMPLETELY INCOMPATIBLE with a free State. History's death tolls are pretty cut & dried when it comes to identifying murderous communist regimes. If an unequal society has 1 guy with $10K and 9 guys with $100 & an equal one has 10 with $1, who's better off?

[ObamaIsAMarxistTowel]

@AnarchoTrotskist

Dirty fascist pig??

for a pig , he sure bitchslapped your precious USSR onto the ash heap of history

[buzzclick500]

"Red-faced aides of the president apologized...for the mistake." He sneaked what he wanted to say by using a standard sound check, before the bureaucrats had time to keep it from going out on the airwaves. God bless him. We'll have someone in there 10 times his strength soon. Americans are PAST fed up. We're not listening to any more nonsense.

[Murphslawx74x]

Reagan was the man!

[buzzclick500]

I will not judge the entire British people as pompous jerks because of one snotty newscaster...I will NOT judge the entire British people as pompous jerks because of one.......... ;])

[Roofius2]

us suck five minutes

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : "I'm very rational and scientific by nature, and I couldn't believe in a god even if i wanted to..."

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : Well, you COULD ask me what MY opinion of God was when I was 28 years old...God is not biased, because He has all the power on His side, tempered with the sacrifice of His Son. There's no compelling reason other than that to influence Him to be a nice guy. We're lucky to still even be here.

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : Can you give me an example of Christian "mythology"?

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : It's difficult for me to disagree with Australians, because I've worked with them, and they've always treated me well--by and large, very intelligent and well-balanced people. However, I know what I know, from life experience, and I must go with that certain knowledge. For me, there is simply no alternative.

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : Uuuh, communists are well-known for their dis-belief in God, and/or their dislike of Him, which would be the ultimate definition of foolishness in its most pronounced form...I'm waiting for your example of someone of noted accomplishment who has(or had)an unbiased education. That would be someone who has nothing to lose, and therefore doesn't care one way or the other.

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : I don't dislike the communists, they have their place in the scheme of things. Does God dislike Satan? How CAN HE? He CREATED him. What can Satan produce that's of any value to anyone, including himself? He gave up that talent when he rebelled against the source of his being and his glory. The Boss is the Boss. Unbiased education...can you give an example of someone who displays one? Bias can be a good thing, or a bad thing. I'm biased toward God.

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : To quote Pontius Pilate(the first Christian). "I have written what I have written." The communists can produce nothing worthwhile, because their "system" is founded on a lie.

[buzzclick500]

@orkneymist : President Reagan didn't care about "misunderstandings", he cared about America, and he was a master actor and rhetorician. The way communists do things, if the Russians HAD 30,000 nukes, it's a sure bet that only three or four of them actually worked. And the communists have every right to be paranoid--their entire system forces them to constantly look over their shoulders.

[aaasssfffdddiii]

Somebody actually made this video...

[buzzclick500]

....And Gorbachev sat bolt upright in his chair, and said, "What?! What did he just say?!" President Reagan was THE MAN. God, PLEASE give us an AMERICAN president again. For me, the '80's is just a solid mass of good memories.

[ButteWhat]

@buzzclick500 Have the very same sentiment,think there's a reason you have to be a natural born citizen and doubt very much our current president is. Everything he says and does is politically motivated,the presidency is all about him the power, the prestige, the many vacations. There is no humbleness with this man, there is no service to the people anything done "for" the people is motivated by making himself look good. Like a lizard always changing to appease the crowd at the time.

[buzzclick500]

@ButteWhat : I am always praying for another president who speaks his personal feelings and says things that keep our enemies on edge.

[buzzclick500]

@ButteWhat : Reading bewtween the lines, Obama is telling us, "I'm your worst nightmare, America: a Jewish n----r in the White House--oh, and by the way, it's YOUR fault, because you DID have a choice."

[Apaleutos24]

At 0:13 this baby looks amazing...

[dug3400]

what mistake? america is and must always be #1, when this isnt so we shall suffer the antichrist!

[buzzclick500]

@dug3400 : Well....we're suffering now. What are we going to DO about it?

[PaulHark9]

WHO GIVES A SHIT USSR ARE PUSSIES

[IchFresseMeinenKopf1]

@PaulHark9 well you still could not defeat them. and you still cant defeat russia.

[CircusofPython]

The way she said "Loose lips" was suggestive. I'd love her loose lips

[Winterfairy777]

that was a guy! cool. they just do not have people like that anymore. what a damn shame...we need more like him!!!!

[SimuLord]

Declassified Soviet-era documents show that they were scared shitless of Reagan, and they had a healthy respect for America's willingness to defend itself. Contrast the Carter years...and yet Carter's known as some kind of great diplomat.

[TumisHumis]

Reagen was one of the few presidents that scared the shit out of other countries. The people we're fighting now aren't scared of us although we have the strongest, most well trained military forces fighting them. The leader sets the tone.

[ibnsina786]

Doesn't anyone else think this was not a joke but a warning sign of Reagan's dementia?

[TheKentuckykid9513]

In the 80s when the us had Reagan and the uk thatcher was when the most progress was made

[HateFenians]

Had Margaret kept in longer at no10, she would not only beat them in war but also in politics!

Sinn Fein/IRA got off lightly when she went!

[blastergrillmaster]

screw the russians... send all these illegal spics to russia.. we don.t need them here in america ..

[polkg123]

he is so clever

[RusiaCanal]

LOL The Soviets must be scared to death at that time, as their political nad economic development had been stagnated since Brezhnev's era.

[elPacaManca]

Reagan died a shadow of a man who didn't even remember he had been President. True justice...what a cacamamy conservative bastard.

[47esq]

@elPacaManca And you are a first class cunt.

[elPacaManca]

@47esq Always first class!

[lpuig73]

Pres. Reagan was the best!! God bless his soul. I loved him!

[wvufanngarner]

i see no coments on Reagan's comment. so i will LMFAO!!!! i remember so well.

[smithjedediah]

So Reagan's tax cuts decreased debt more than his military spending and handing over of the American Trust to Wall Street increased them? Specious thinking.

[aceflashheart]

But you know... Reagan also said "ballots not bullets" and was smart/brave enough to pull us out of Lebanon.

He's gone down as the ultimate conservative president, but he was liberal in some ways...

[ogirv101]

I love Reagan, he is the only man who would threaten world war 3 and a nucler holocaust as a head of state and get away with it...

[Papsmeas]

She has nice loose lips herself. She could wrap her lips anything she wanted.

[dindadadindoh]

Reagan had balls the size of watermelons. He didn't take crap from anyone and the world knew it. After Jimmy "Peanuts" Carter and his double-digit inflation, double-digit unemployment, Iran hostage crisis, cancellation of the MX Missile system, B-1 Bomber and the Neutron Bomb, Reagan was a breath of fresh air and a shot of testosterone. I served under Ronald Reagan and it was a pleasure to do so. He defeated the Soviets without a shot being fired. Bravo-Zulu Ronnie, rest in peace.

[caesaria90]

@dindadadindoh

I´m from Germany and just 20 years old, but i read a lot about Ronnie. I personally think, that he was one of the graetest politician of the world.

And you are right:

He had balls the size of watermelons!

[Chim510]

Reagan was responsible for running the country trillions of dollars in debt, somethign continued by both Bush administrations and now Obama.

Reagan sold this country out to Wall Street and the current economic crisis is a direct result of his policies.

[mamaluke29]

@Chim510 You're wrong. Reagan's economic policies lifted the U.S. out of a deep recession, his tax cuts actually increased government revenue so it was spending that caused the deficits. You can blame Reagan for not vetoing enough spending bills but if he hadn't of cut taxes, there would've been more debt. Revenues increased.

[1STACCS]

That stupid Bitch, the Joke made him more popular! It didn't backfire! It worked!

[rocketshipstud2]

5,000,000 stars!...thats telling the red commies ron!...standing tall and winner of the cold war!..best damn president in history!...we named a super aircraft carrier the uss ronald reagan/milwaukee

[UncleMikeNJ]

I was 14, and I honestly believed that if the old bastard won re-election, I wouldn't live to see 18. How is it that Ronald Reagan didn't start a war... and both George Bushes did?

Yeah, she's pretty attractive, but this would have been a LOT better if the commentator were not of Russian descent.

[1STACCS]

Now, Uncle noMIke, you see, you lived to see 18 and beyond because of Ronald Reagan

[UncleMikeNJ]

That is a goddamned lie. One of the proudest days of my life was May 17, 1990, when I got to boo Reagan at the University of Pennsylvania's commencement at the old Philadelphia Civic Center. He screwed up this country in ways we're still dealing with, and if he wasn't for him, you could read this at an Internet cafe at the World Trade Center, because he made both al-Qaeda and the Taliban with his arms sales. Live with that truth for as long as you can!

[1STACCS]

I dont know abou you. Arms to Al Qaeda was a move to get the Russians out of their area. You have to flow with the politics of your time, my friend. Allies change. Hey, at one time England was trying to kill us. Cheers Uncle NoMike.

[UncleMikeNJ]

And how many Americans did al-Qaeda kill compared to the Russians? Unless you want to count proxies like the North Koreans and the Vietcong, then the count is about 3,000 to whatever number the KGB killed that the CIA isn't telling us, and I wouldn't trust a thing those lying torturing bastards tell us anyway. Of course allies and enemies change. Once, South Carolina conservatives were traitors firing on American military bases. Now, they just say "You lie!" even though it is they who do.

[DukeOfBattles]

That's a pretty ambiguous connection. That's like saying Ctesibius is at fault for the travesties of modern warfare because he invented the cannon. Regan did little or nothing to cause the destruction of the WTC. Huge, huge stretch.

[UncleMikeNJ]

He gave money to the Afghan rebels. Many of them became al-Qaeda and Taliban operatives. Direct cause. Your boy did that. The whole world would have been just as free and a lot better off if he had kept his lying corrupt self out of politics.

[DukeOfBattles]

I would have given them weapons also. They were fighting our enemy at the time, the Russians. Also, you are just speculating that they became Al-Queda. I could speculate that they became the Norther Alliance, which has been fighting the Taliban.

[sgeine]

He started several proxy battles but the reason he didn't start larger ones was because he had a great doctrine. Peace Through Strength & Trust But Verify. Unlike Obama, foreign States took him seriously.

[UncleMikeNJ]

Lebanon is free and democratic, the voters kicking Hezbollah out. Happened right after Obama gave a speech in which he said that Muslims were actually human beings. That's 1 country where Obama's policy has already been proven to kick ass all over Reagan's. The world respects Democrats and hates Republicans. And now, so does a majority of Americans. Reagan is dead, and Reaganism is a stinking, rotting corpse, but Franklin Delano Roosevelt's legacy is more alive than ever. Sucker.

[IchFresseMeinenKopf1]

@sgeine barely. he was an actor not a politician. and you voted for him.

[sgeine]

@IchFresseMeinenKopf1 Really? i was 2 years old, that's interesting that i was able to vote for him or anyone at that age.

[IchFresseMeinenKopf1]

@sgeine i´m not talking to you

[MGSBigBoss1964]

@IchFresseMeinenKopf1 Since when was politician a career or a profession? It was never intended to be that way. It is funny that the democrats tried to use that actor ticket when facing Reagan for California Governer and later the United States presidency and I assure you with my life that I know that campaign push failed. It was even more ironic that these democrats never held a job outside of what they do which further keeps them out of touch. Reagan had all demographics voting for him

[buzzclick500]

@MGSBigBoss1964 : I had to read your comment twice--I thought it was one of my own.  I couldn't figure out why it had a different username. ;])

[MGSBigBoss1964]

@buzzclick500 Glad to have another American have appreciation and know truth about Ronald Reagan the best president of the United States. But these liberals label him a war hawk and racist before labeling him what he really is a optimist, pragmatist, a man of tolerance and acceptance, the average man who wanted success for America and its people.

[buzzclick500]

@MGSBigBoss1964 : Liberals are gnats and mosquitos in human form, and my mind is like a can of 6-12. ;])

[buzzclick500]

@MGSBigBoss1964 : A moment of humor and a knowledge of psychological warfare combined;  liberals, almost without exception, call others what they themselves ARE. There is no peace in them, and "multi-culturism" is their way of banding hostile, ignorant peoples together to fight for them. Fighting against what? Peace, stability and happiness. ;])

[MGSBigBoss1964]

@buzzclick500 It's like chess to liberals, they may go down for a time, but they continue to strategically place interests that will keep them around for years to come. Half of the people of this country paid no income tax? But received cash payments i mean refunds for what exactly? They have re-districted voting zones in their favor. They talk about republican spending and say they will have no new debt with a 3.4 trillion dollar budget this year?!

[HomoGnosticus]

@sgeine

This is what murricans believe.

[baantawai]

Anya Fedorova is so f**king HOT!!!