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  • Thats what you get for a shitty video.I hope you got some of that spray in your mouth.ha hahahahahah.

  • was his mouth open hahaha

  • Lololol

  • Pwned

  • You'r now that Tigers BITCH.

  • you know belong to that tiger

  • That's tiger language for "FUCK YOU!" 

  • brilliant...you record it using calculator...sorry 4 that

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  • what does that mean?

  • I bet the guy had his mouth open... dirty b******

  • Warning,not for the faint of heart,because they'll laugh their ass of

  • HAHAHAHAAHHHAHHAHAA YUCKKKK

  • he got shat on

  • lol owned....

  • That tiger is your pimp now...

  • 0:27 hes showing his balls to the camera

  • did it have a gypsies kiss or did it release its poulation paste!!!!

  • must have been from england...Piss Off.....

  • get your dignity back..... piss on that tigers face now!!

  • Man why do people keep thumbing up the same comments?? The dollar for every pixel comment, the 1080p Minecraft comment, the 'im 8 years old and ....' comment, the 'oh now i have to scroll and see what @topcommenter said' comment and the 'now i'm in the weird part of youtube again' comment. Arrgghhhh! And people who type in the exact same comment as the top one, hoping to get loads of thumbs up too. Rage!

  • hmmm i like you i think ill mark you

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    Minecraft

    8-bit

    THIS VIDEO

  • A panther did the same thing to my dad in 1973 in Dudley Zoo in the UK!

    It made us all so happy!

  • Now that's some serious CHEESING!!!!!!!!!! :D

  • Well it was some type of white substance...

  • tiger: "Trolololol..."

  • be thankful it wasn't a skunk.

  • 0:48 "Yeah, you're just kinda gonna smell like popcorn for the rest of the day!"

    What the hell does she put in her popcorn? O.o

  • HAHAHA

  • hahaha that happened to me at a zoo, i thought he was showin me the size of his nuts

  • So funny.

  • that sucks XD

  • hahahaha

  • ha! if that were an attack , id be guilty for "attacking" 13 little girls while they waited for their school bus. turns out i just pee on them

  • @theCountniggula Lame joke is lame.

  • LOL!!!

  • You gonna smell real bad for a loooong looong time now!!

  • That was'nt an attack you idiot, that means he likes you!

  • ha ha good for you ha

  • my phone takes better videos.

    

  • 735 people kizzed in their pants.

  • Epic.

  • Title should be tiger marks territory on camera!!

  • hahaha good

  • This video was shot with a TI-85 calculator.

  • @Vernonu9 Hahaha

  • I means the pee..

  • Hahaha...the sure hot like fresh shit!!!

  • eww, narly

  • PWNED

  • If I got a dollar for every pixel in this video, I'd have 75 cents.

  • @mrskywalkerr LMFAO!!!

  • @mrskywalkerr If i had a dollar for every time I've heard that joke, I'd never have to work again.

  • @IceYourPimpHand haha same. i just wanted a top comment =P

  • @mrskywalkerr

    My, how original.

    Gee...I've only seen that response about every second page on YouTube.

    You must have a really big brain.

    Congrats to your parents.

    Toodles!

  • Not for faint hearted? I saw jack shit!

  • South Park episode about this. Major Boobage.

  • ummmmmm

  • 240p.......... we meet again :D

  • HELL TO THE YEA!!!!! GO TIGER!!!!

  • you just got marked

  • My wife did the same thing to me last night.

  • @dustman2575 lol wtf..

  • @dustman2575 LMAO awesome

  • @dustman2575 ahaha. Oh man. :) thank you for that.

  • @dustman2575 Glad I'm Gay. ;)

  • @dustman2575

    rofl

  • @dustman2575 Disgusting!

  • OWNED!

  • if i had a dollar for every pixel in this video id have a dollar

  • @SrRocketTurtle so youre saying there is only one pixel? xD

  • @SrRocketTurtle wow, new joke.

  • YES!!!!!!

    

  • That shit was hilarious. Don't fuck with Tigers.

  • you are his bitch now!

  • who's your fucking daddy now biyach..!!!

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  • @HMgirl2292 what a nigger you stole that from tosh.0

  • @bieberfreak106 dude i know thats why i said it.

  • What the hell happened?

  • @Error404AccessDenied its a secretion from its musk gland..its for marking territory.

    Tiger: your mine bitch!

    Guy: christ, am i this things wife now?

    Woman: i like popcorn.

    Other tiger: simba is such a fame whore, im glad i ate timone...

  • My cat Monty used to do that in my bed all the time. Needless to say he isn't allowed in my room anymore.

  • Headshot

  • tiger is in a cage, did what it could, good

  • Tiger is into "Humaniality" aka Bestiality  ;)

  • sniper!

    

  • What is it about other peoples demise that is so hilarious?? Poor guy.

  • Yea tiger attack my ass, u fucking Faggot!!!!!

  • He was being nice and gave you a souvenir.

  • that cats in heat!!!! lmao

    

  • tiger says u got owned bitch!!

  • hahaha that look ,like cum

  • You got squited by pussy juice

  • hahah..... good Boy TIGER!! :D

  • He 'chuffed ' to say hello.(Chuffing is a tigers' way of saying hello) and then he pissed on you to mark you as his territory. thats why when i see a tiger shake his tail i back away.

  • Oh I've seen this he just likes you lol

  • shit cum...

  • is that what u call a GOLDEN SHOWER!!

  • dumb asses, she busted a nut on him, because she is in heat.

  • loathsome! i have a male cat, and the smell of its urine is very disgusting, tiger's urine must be like amoniac!

  • Did you swallow?

  • lol omg that is soooo disgusting!! I would not have been able to handle that.

  • pow right in the kisser

  • Exactly what I'd like to do to people who capture and keep these wild animals in captivity. My sentiments exactly tiger!!

  • lol she pooped on his face :p

  • @flashmobs ....Are you joking?

  • @BDUBMW2 nope ~~ you didn't saw vid yet ??

  • @flashmobs Actually I did watch the video. The tiger didn't poop on him. It sprayed him to mark it's territory!

  • @BDUBMW2 ok

  • @flashmobs The more you know.

  • Lmao Owned by the tiger...

  • Did the kitty cat piss on you? I'm glad it did for you wasting my time with your stupid video title. I hope more animals piss on you. i hope random people piss on you too.

  • IN YOUR FACE!!!

  • damm the cat gave you the cheese :) i think ill call you kenny :P

  • He's gonna be cheesing outta his mind..

  • since you like to stick things in my face.... i'll stick this in yours!

    *Squirt!*

    your now my bitch.

  • The tiger is just showing us the reality of the trickle down economy.

  • bahaha. Same thing happened last time I went to the zoo. There was a crowd of people gathered around the fence, tiger got up and sprayed them all. It was epic.

  • jajaja

    hilarious!

  • POW right in the kisser!

  • thats what you get for messin with a tiger. dont mess with a tiger

  • Boom! Head Shot!

  • @robbocop83 boom squirt on u haha

  • you is now official territory of da tiger... lol

  • lol, it would've gone into his mouth as well. Wonder if he spat or swallowed ;)

  • he was "cheesing" bet he felt hgh afterwards lol gotta love south park

  • Kinda reminds me of this one scene from Silence of the Lambs

  • :)

  • Your that cat's "bicth" now

  • BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tiger win!

  • Tigers spray stuff from glands around their bunghole to mark territory.

    They also rub smell on you with their face. That's why it rubbed the fence.

    It's why all cats rub people. When a cat comes up and rubs your legs, it's not just being sweet, it's claiming you.

  • He did a turtle head

  • #tigerblood

  • that tiger have aimbot hack !!

  • Tiger: ok heres the plan, im goana go up their and act all cute, then when he-

    Human: Aww look hes so cute....

    Tiger: yes ur cute too. When he leasted expects it, ill mark him, if u get my meaning....

    >=) Oh and if i miss tell all the monkeys to fling their poo XD

  • that's a tiger win! that's a tiger pwning a man win!!!!

  • Stolen vid.

  • If you would just said it pissed on you I still woulda watched the vid.

  • U got tiger jizzed

  • you're just going to smell like popcorn for the rest of the day

  • @Sheboobellach Why the hell did she say that?

  • @dustman2575 salty popcorn? movie theatre popcorn does smell like piss

  • it looked liked it sparked out off his ass. WTF?

  • The ultimate cheese high :P

  • The ultimate skill

  • FAKE

  • @POODY1111 how is it fake i want to know

  • press 5 

  • Kitty in heeeat!

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  • i think the tiger fuc**ed him in the ass thats why he was moaning ,,,lol

  • that was....... that was impressive?

  • that was....... that was impressive?

  • guys,i dont think it was golden ein,i think it was chocolate rain D:

  • Hes cheesing. We should ban cats now.

  • didn't know tigers are into facial popshots

  • its not easy being cheesy..........

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  • LOLOLLOL Pause at 0:28 XD It sure showed you not to look up its ass even though its a sexy one

  • that will teach ya lol

  • hahahaha wow that was sick

    

  • sucks for you.

  • haha tiger says " how ya like me now !!" rofl

  • Haha crack up

  • hahahahahaha

  • haha.....

    

  • cheezed out brah

  • That pu**y squirted on him. . . #TIgerPorn!!! lol

  • You sir, are my hero for posting this.

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  • @irezac did you just use runescape as am example?

  • @Refersmokerr I think he did.

  • jizz in my cam

  • It couldn't use its melee attack, so it decided to go for a ranged.

  • I think it meant Piss on you LOL

  • surprisingly funny xD

  • youre still a goof

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  • what smells like cat piss?

  • that was a waste of 0:53 seconds

  • PWNED he just got OWNED LOL