JohnOllie & Dave Presents: 10 Things (You Should Never Say To Another Guy Friend)

[ssj4majinmatt]

Hell yeah

[FromFarUsual]

:/ Dislike... RARE... but dislike...

[taliyah865]

da begin was dumb ass fuck

[thecrowboy772]

hell to the know

[carolineleiden]

Ah, I get it: they're MEN.

And we girls know that all men are basically still cavemen....

[china9259]

@carolineleiden YEAH BUDDY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[carolineleiden]

And these people consider themselves humans? Like in: part of the civilized world? Like in: of woman born? Like in: bipedal? Like in: evolved from the primordial slime? Like in: come creeping out of the water?

[msigler78]

This is an old favorite that I like to come by and visit.

[Ahrennichols]

Still funny

[Uvi91]

Rofl :)

(dies laughing)

[rayallenftw]

One time i said number #1 and it turned out a little differently,,,lets just say i was the one who ended the friendship

[54SKull]

Number 1 is FUNNY

[PrideMaster88]

yo ths shit is funny as fuck

[Surena310]

#6 actually made me LOL

haha, keep it up these videos are dope!

[warwolf9393]

O_O

[geetahone]

awesome! i really rollin over the floor laughing!

[Junkyarddog1233455]

i was watching this with my friend and then he started acting like what u guys did

[shadowmane55]

Go to number 5...... NUMBER 5!!!

lmao

[shan641]

HAHAHAAH NIGGERS!!

[Avtoandlevan]

hgahahahahahahahahahahahahahah­ahahahahahahahahhahahahahahaha­

[143PrincetonsGurl]

Number 1 Was The Funniest.XD

[BabyGirlWWEDiva]

I spit out my food when I heard the part about the bubblebath!!

[henckel15]

this still makes me laugh

[PacManeAkaDatNiga]

NumBa 1 oNe was Da Best one Yall Go HArd Ceep DO En Wat You Do En

[legecistudiostv]

omg this was super funny!!

[LSUTigerbait100]

LOL This Made Me Fall On The Floor Laughing!

[Way2CoolXD]

cant. stop. laughing....

got here from GAY KKK XD

[iceyout12]

wht tha fuck

[19cc1]

u cant stand still !

[loplification]

sooo john ehhh...caniseeyourpenis?

[SteelStickMan]

lol ...can i see your penis?

[LBJTV]

this cracked me up so bad..

[danmu]

wow...I so rarely give a thumbs down but tonight I wish I could vote twice.

[johnollie]

@danmu u can...go watch parts 2 and 3



[dsjkdfjdsklakkdshlfk]

are you guys going to do some more chris the crackhead ones or no you guys are finished with those?

[lnc0913]

Too funny

[joec3773]

dude you guys are fucking hilarious make more videos like this and ill tell all my homies to subscribe



[RedThornYeshThatsMeh]

First time watching your videos, they are funneh. :3

[ThePlanetairsoft]

skip to number #1 at 4:51

[eef5510]

you fagizzle, shout out

[AkaHugo1]

must be crazy

[thehighlandsarealive]

hilarious!

[14dego88]

what the fuck is this nigger babblin about

[arcticpizazz]

so uh john

wassup

can i see your penis

what the

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

[twsx]

What's wrong with your hands?

[PHAAT09]

Dude, that was on point. You are right, the things yall pointed out, were fo sho. I wish my homeys would say or do something like that. Man, friendships would be severed right there.

[coshow100]

Please slam all whites who try to be gangstar female and male sagging wearing their hats to the side please tell them how stupid they work and what the word sell out means also how other races view them behind their backs. Thanks

[LeftyAccidkid666]

@coshow100 and how dumb black people sound when they talk, and how black people make up 13% of the us population but 98% of the prison population, and how shifty they act or how bad they smell? how about that you racist fuck?

[JakeStrangeFishing]

i laughed at 7

[Im123Beast]

whats neyboos real name

[123canuseeme]

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrgggg­ggghhhhhhhh!!!!!!

frm brixt0n, UK

[disk987camal]

i never seen this before! funny as shit joe!

[Carnage1235]

Man these guys are like Keenan and Kel grown up, they're great.

[TheSHOGUN282]

AYo dis is had me laughin hours later

[SuperSpecialAwesom12]

171 guys didn't get to see John's penis.

[SparkiiiLuvElmo]

watch (timtothy delaghetto bounty hunter ) there on their and its fuckin crazy lol :)

[Hollykinng]

Sooo ahhh, John. Wat ? Can I see your penis?:) WTF

[ThunderGod50]

Skip the shoutouts to the actual video 1:20

[Edubbplate]

My friends do all these! HAHAHAAHAH

[HoustonswaggerNigga]

diz nigga iz real

[101nal]

170 Guys disagree.

[SlinkyT82]

LoL, good stuff.

[MrNightmareAngel]

168 people ended their friendship with a penis related question. 

[dzovzo]

no man should ever try this with me unless he wants it to be his last day breathing

[ARIEFFT]

David:Yo john can i see yo stuff  John:what!!!??

[ChubsGoHard]

I disagree with number two, if i'm finna go kick it with some bitches and i got somethin on my face he'd get that shit with a napkin.. Gotta be comfortable with your sexuality.

[MrFahmid108]

that is funny

[killacole18]

i kneewww number 1 was gunna say something like that

[deathslayer1998]

o my god this video is so funny thanks for posting this on every one you made me laugh thank you

[meecrobhead]

Is he rapping ?

[RandomVlogs1]

last part was so lol

[CRAZYPUNKCHICK101]

souh john...can i see ur penis....wtf

[jcecotech]

no one does those things with their boys, you must be hanging out with a bunch of fruit cakes, you acting a little homo yourself.

[Alicia420K]

lmfao.

[760coolguy]

nice videos man.... hahahha freaking funny !

[brietree33]

it's hot outside and he wants to take a bubble bath?!?!

[tchelo98]

the shotouts are half the videos.

[phillipchance1]

nice man keep it up

[RTM500]

HAHA this is hilarious! Great job guys!

[TheTurtles89]

ive done 2 of them xD

[RoninJMR]

haha that shit was mad funny. good work guys. although you do make a cute couple, so my guess is you guys have already broken every rule.

[chfootball7]

i brake every rule?????

[Zombiebitch619]

This video.. Is FUNNY AS HELL!!!!!

[xXkHaTiRiXx]

this video is amazing



[AlexZeBeast]

9 for seing a bpenis

[XxVABOIXx]

funny



[ckailianu]

He said Luigi, "Loogey?"

[hhjik12]

yup



[macp1395]

hahaha gay hey john can i see ya penis good job man these videos go hard

[macp1395]

hahaha gay

[bigbooda011]

dat shyt is true tho

[m1i9k7e8]

This shit is funny you just got a new subscriber @memphiscompton

[vball7732]

Why are you hating on gay people brah? You dont need to go der.. your hatin, your HATIN!

[MrBgrigs]

its 8:29 a.m. , thats what time it is

[samfukunishi]

the juice "MAN!?"

epic.

[colormep1nk]

dang black people and our shoutouts

[mofokinTeddy]

@colormep1nk foreal fuck take like the whole video

[liltwist28133]

That Just Mean They GAY

[irishgummybear]

You guys are funny.

[lyricsfromsweden]

@dfsaa43yt u b trollin

[amtrc]

yall jest need to kiss and make up what the world need now is love brotherly love swisssssshhhhhhh

[serie56DR]

i unsubscribed just to subscribe again lol HILARIOUS

[CombatLynn007]

umm John can I see your penis?...no seriously...can I? hahaha jk..sort of

[Gkiekas]

Damn awesome vid!!!3,2,1 are the most hillarius!!!Cheers from Greece!!

[Nusrat5791]

when he says "shows me love" does he mean that someone shows him his penis?

if i am wrong, please forgive, i am from foreign place - new jersey- and am unfamiliar with american culture.

[MrArmyEngineer]

why do black people talk like this? fuckin annoying...

[GanjaTroop]

hahaha.. you guys are too funny.. :DD

[goomnaga]

so... Can I see your penis?



[PlayInTheShade]

"Just just fat."

 lmfao.

[mike170tube]

was very skeptical at first...but damn that was actually funny

like ACTUALLY FUNNY

gj

[lordzippo96]

fucking fucking fucking funny laughed the shit out of me

[BlueArmor171]

"I'm just thinking about you" hahahahahaha

[Death3Machine]

Yo man give me a shout out sum time man this vid was funny man!!

[TONY45066]

#11 Would you look at my butt? I think something is going on back there.

[bdougwrx]

Hell to the no.

LOL

[KidLankie]

Man, you forgot a shoutout to me bro!

[SeNiTAzZzLoVe]

OMFB YOU GUYS JUST MADE ME FALL OUTTA MY BED OMFB YOU CRAKED ME UP! #6 AND #1 PSSHT ALMOST MADE ME SCREAM OUT MY WINDOW HAHAHAXD!

[Itz1Breezy2Bish3]

He doing a lil too much talking in the beginnin ii mean dang..lol

[bLOODGriizly]

so where u up for swimming in my child pool?

[MrKsa1988]

You guys are the coolest black guys EVER!!!

[Jose305GMotherf]

Number six is pretty intense, calling at three in the morning saying you thinking about another dude, Damn. good video number one made me crack up.

[michig911]

LOL, 

[funkmaster458]

'so uhh john can i see ur penis wtf' hahaha funny shit there

[rbw6969]

Just show him the penis already.

[AlyMC13]

hahaha shit had me rollin.

[Shannellle]

3:30.....what are you wearing?

[MiszSimmz]

LMAO!

can i see your penis?!

WHAT THE FUCK! :)

[liamorr44]

i was thinking about you lol

[jbs2213]

this is why affion crockett dont fucks with you anymore

[camlyon95]

.................. number 7

[CodenameBFG]

There is an unless. That is you are licensed, he has asked and you are paid.

[DeezDaDon]

So John, can i see your Penis?

WHAT THE FU-

and that right there will end a friendship

[ShadowDrazhar]

@DeezDaDon and after that, a great romance started :D

[slcemasterfirefly]

im digging thes vids man wiked

[SilverSaturnstudios]

Just because people are going to throw it out there, this video was not made to be anti gay. You can't take away being macho from guys. No straight man would feel comfortable doing any of these things. Making us guys suppress our feelings on topics only builds resentment. Great work John, I got a great laugh off of this.

[loutintistacker]

you are very fuuny keep it up

[knightsintodreams]

haha you two have great timing :D this made me laugh. so rare for youtube videos

[kelchelsea]

you should never ask a man if he has hard-on! unless he looking at your sis!! :)

[MrMichaellasky]

Very funny. I've broken every one of those rules! Lol

[TheMissTwisted]

LMAO!!!!!!!!!! Love it!! you 2 a goooood mates to be letting that shit....go on even 4 play.....Try n do it 4 girls....it be funny like i mean dress up or get sum girls of a ya own haha it be epic

[NaughtyShorty21]

I LIKE YOUR CHANNEL

[4shomane]

hahahahahaha man you guys are funny

[fward101]

hey john, can i see your penis?

WHAT THE FU-!?

pro

[BLiNGBLiNGSLiM17]

john ollie is a HOMO...

[thedixieboy22]

So you wanna come spend the night at my daughters slumber party

[rachelhardy14]

OMFG THIS IS HILARIOUS!!!!!!!!!! jk its not tht funny but its still very funny

[RandomNade101]

So jhon you want to cuddle

[esbent74]

lmao" the hot ass comments"

[betterthanthebest101]

i love you niggas :P

[fleshofdanny]

LMAO...funny funny funny!....

[qdotholla]

they probably seen each other penises already

[killuminatiplz]

@JLBlackBarbie we live in driving distance......and this was while we were grown, so there is no real excuse. I always thought he was "sweet," i mean if he is i wouldnt care, it's jus certain shit men shouldnt do. I think the cutoff is 10 min for 2 males to be on the phone, after that yall mind as well jus kick it

[Dynamicchaos90]

i love bubble baths XD



[DANG3R74]

Yo dis shit funny dawg keep em commin my nig

[MrStonedJosh]

should change the title to 10 things a dude would say if he was comming out of the closet

[killuminatiplz]

i gotta friend i knew all my life, but this nigga used to call me out of nowhere tryin to have full conversations and shit........kinda like how peter called quagmire in family guy. At first i played it off told him i was wit my girl or something, but i had to tell him like nigga u cant be callin me out the blue to jus to see what i was doin and shit

[killuminatiplz]

2:36 he put his hand on his shoulder lol

[MrLordpain]

/clap

[420THECRYPTKEEPER]

hysterical

[Dmt4030]

@3:16 i was rolling XD

[Erki50]

I got here from kkk

[TheManiNicole]

@Erki50 LOL me too!

[SexiiUnicorn]

Leave out all the shout outs, it jsut makes you look like a ghetto Nigger. That kinda stuff makes someone want to stop watching the video. Or atleast, put them last.

[gbgnasty]

thats funny as hell

[Shea354]

hahaha Nice

[aj420ize]

ummm am i the only one that think its wrong for one grown man to call another man "daddy". dude yo cred should be checked for that one.

[WTFLookAtThat]

this is some good tips for gay's who don't want to seem gay

[BBoyFury]

This should be required viewing for all men.

"though they are nice" "don't tell anybody" "just take one."

[ookna]

FUCKIN HILARIOUS DUDE! HAHAHAHAHA! Keep it goin man!

[Datboinol]

das a dope ass shirt u had on in dat shout out intro where did u get it from man

[TheTwoStooges11]

lol hey man keep making funey videos you thaman

[memorydreams]

Celebrate ignorance.

[seigetsu58]

lmao@ 4:50

[juan92r]

you forgot the, hey man you smell wonderful haha

[mercyandstrength]

Does this stain on my shirt look like tooth paste?

[Tyreemp199]

Lol unless there no unless...funni vid

[nickkrapoza]

so uhhh john.... can i see yur penis

Haha yo you funny as hell man keep it upp