Hi if this is a joke its ok, but if the words you say are part of your thinkings, please read New Testament of The Bible. You are going to find out how great Jesus was, how tender, how he loves his friends, his mom, everyone!, and of course, how he loves you.
@silvananoemi84 Don't know if you're joking or not, it's hard to read sarcasm from just text, but having lived in teh British isles my whole life I can tell you when i sense that dry british wit of underplayed sardonic mockery. He's clearly having a laugh; I know it can be hard to understand the cultural barrier, but there are few people left in Britain who give a toss about Allah, Jesus or Tom Cruise - or whatever the hot new thing is in monotheism these days outside of Britain.
@TheMinxTail i wasn´t joking, just giving advice, maybe i haven´t write it properly, so sorry, i was just saying if the author really is looking for explanations he can read The Bible and pray.
@JDhudgens2 Man...You don't need to believe what people tell you. God won't send nobody "to Hell if you don't admit that he's your ruler for eternity". That's what people say.People that have no ideea what God is.The bible is a metaphor..people understand it how they want to.People stain the image of God with their stupidity and ignorance. God is the perfect being, not some tormentor. "Yet everyone is quick to condemn his actions, but not God's?" What did God to you?
@alfdhan No harm in the belief itself, but you are just picking and choosing and turning a religion around to suite your own sense of morality. The bible was written by man is the only thing we can prove. But how would you know what God was like personally unless he came down and said "hey, I thought you might like to know, I'm not sending you to Hell or anything, so... enjoy the rest of your day".
you have got to QUIT listening to the interpretations of religious leaders behind podiums and on television and start 'listening' and "reading' and "reasoning' in meditation between your soul and your higher consciousness...Christ means "anointed", its a term for being of 'higher mind" thinking above selfishness...btw your videos are a riot!! I love em! ..and yes, Yeshua is my first love.
I sometimes wonder if Christianity was invented to see how many palpable absurdities the masses would believe. Much of the belief system seems like something out of George Orwell.
That said, I see little good that can come from fighting ancient superstitions. Better to let them die of their own accords (and by their own hands).
u will all bow down 2 me in a mater of time and i will mentaly scar all religions with the thruth and how much time u all waisted bilivin in "god" and athists 2 as i speak future thruth as i enslavee humanity aand vancuish all who stand against me.
@zeb120 first no, second you are wrong about everything you just posted period. full stop. yeah you're a muslim and you actually believe that you are correct in your belief. but just b/c you believe something doesn't necessarily make something so. even if you really really believe it. the facts in no way support mo was a prophet to anyone but the arabs of the saudi peninsula and he certainly is not a prophet of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob at all ever! but you can believe what you will.
@RedLetterChristian HEY WISE GUY you are white , what makes you so concerned about arabic araemic jews in middle east? Almost all of the prophets of GOD have originated in middle east so yeah I AM RIGHT WHEN I SAY THAT, the crappy bible you have trashed in english is a 3rd grade translation of arabic hebrew aramaic lingos SO GET THIS IN UR THICK SKULL they were all human prophets of ALLAH preaching HIS UNITY ONENESS and were his human servants
Ah the youtube commentators that bash religions, but haven't taken a moment to study any of them. Finish up high school kids. Maybe you'll learn some thing there. So far seems you haven't learned much.
at the begginging you said you werent sure about the death and tortured demons well the thing is that the way alot of people see it is that satan controls hell when yet he dosnt and the demons dont torture but they to will also sufer along with satan
ha ha ha, this is funny from a limited perspective. When you consider how far removed civilization is from say, heaven? Then you realize how imperfect we all are. When u believe that perfect goodness & pure evil r not the same, u then understand that no one is perfectly good. God, the Supreme Designer is in perfect opposition 2 all that is evil. If you have ever told a lie then u r imperfect = sinner. Is God asking 2 much of u if He asks u 2 say ur sorry 2 Him in faith?
For some reason it is perfectly acceptable 2 do a satirical bashing of Jesus. Why not try doing one of Allah and his followers who, say, um, want to behead all the Jews and Christians? Now that would be a funny one eh?
@Varoonmg This is why 1 needs to go back to the original source of a religion 2 understand it's teachings. Christian R not perfect just forgiven. I take responsibility for my own actions only, not those of various malefactors who call themselves Christian. If anyone is truly searching 4 the truthful answers about any religion, they need 2 consider context while studying it's scripture. That's 1 thing the maker of this video doesn't do.
The Inquisition was 1 even in history yet it's constantly used to try & make Christianity appear 2 b incredible. It started as a defence against Islamic jihad but then became offensive, then far removed from the original teachings of Christ. So it was wrong but Christ wasn't. This type of behaviour is not Christian doctrine.
@oooowwwwdddd 1 should not be anachronic & always contextualise
I'm personally an atheist & as such, Religious Scriptures are not for me Eternal Truths, that's why I can critically analyse them +vely or -vely
For eg the words of the Christ were highly humanistic & liberal for his times because before him, Humanism as such did not exist in that part of the world but at the same time, the prescriptions of the Bible are today rightly judged to be sexist, explaining why 1 should not apply them
@oooowwwwdddd The inquisition was not just "1" event, it was a horrifying period that lasted for centuries uptil the mid 19th Century, so it's always worth mentioning to highlight what Christian fanatism is capable of
U should seriously re-read History books because the Inquisition was never set up to fight Islamic Jihad as 1stly at that time Islam was highly tolerent, for eg Islamic Spain allowed Jews & Christians to live peacefully there before the Catholic Reconquista expelled Jews & Muslims
@oooowwwwdddd The Inquisition was set up specifically for the Cathars, a separatist & anti-pope Christian group of Balkanic & French Origins
The Cathars were disgusted by the lavish & depraved way the Catholic Clergy lived & wanted to preach a new form of Christianity that would value Poverty & Pious living
The Catholic Church persecuted & executed Cathar Men, Women & Children, fellow Christians just because it did not want its authority questioned
@oooowwwwdddd Well how about that! You did your Wikipedia research solely for the purpose of opposing my position! And now you know the difference between the Crusades and the Inquisition. hahaha... oh, my bad. Just for that you get an ice cream cone with cross shaped sprinkles on it. What flavor would you like? May God bless your unusually large brain. : )
God apparently loves you on a whim and it's very conditional. He sends you to Hell if you don't admit that he's your ruler for eternity? Would you do that to your child?
A man committed actions similar to that about 70 years ago. He went by the name "Hitler." Anyone who wasn't fit or didn't obey his rule was tortured. Yet everyone is quick to condemn his actions, but not God's? That's hypocritical.
The Christian community as a whole is very selective about their book of scripture.
@JDhudgens2 Your ignorance is appealing for four people it seems. Might like to read and study instead of talking out your ass, but you'll continue to talk out your ass. Another typical hypocrite and tool of this society. Enjoy the life. And don't try the religion thing. I just think people who have nothing and try to convince people of something are idiots. You're one.
@bridaco Looks like yours is appealing for none. The damn book promotes slavery, stoning disobedient children, and sexism. Christians are selective about what they follow out of their book and the common portrayal of God is that of tyrant. Have fun being a part of your flock of sheep. Even your savior refers to you as one.
@JDhudgens2 first "the damn book" does not promote slavery as the jewish conception of slavery at the time of jesus and before was that you couldn't keep slaves indefinitely unless the slave chooses to submit to such a duration, the owner had to take care of said slave by providing food and shelter and at least some education to the kiddies. one would become a slave to pay off a debt (like you) and couldn't be held longer than 7yrs and must given compensation to get him/his family on his way.
@JDhudgens2 as for stoning it was seen as an absolute last resort and was meant to engender communication between parties involved and even if no consensus could be reached there was still no law that said that you couldn't leave your parents house if you were old enough to do so. in fact, it was/is kind of encouraged... to find a mate and marry. the sexism was cultural and limited to a diferent time and place. thus having no barring today so that point is moot. tyrant? how about acknowledgment
@bridaco yet you are going against yourself as well. Learn to love others despite their choices, for you are not the one to judge them on what they do.
@JDhudgens2 you need to take into mind that hitler was real and that he was doing it for the better of his country not just by a fictional characters whim so yea
@JDhudgens2 nope, not really. i would say that what god wants is a relationship with us, as we were originally created to be in relationship with him. part of being in a relationship is acknowledging certain truths, like i am a boy and you are a boy and hence we relate to each other in a certain fashion which is slightly different than boy/girl relationships. this is goes for boy/god relationship too. i am a creation and he is the one who did the creating. people procreate - god creates
@JDhudgens2 now before you go off half cocked saying that "I'm not a slave!!!" i would like to inform you that indeed you are, and this is how...
you're not free unless you inherited a huge some of money that you can live off of for the rest of your life with absolutely no obligations. otherwise you need money for food, shelter + extras. you are bound to work to get this, if you are the owner of a business then your customers are your boss, we are all slaves, the only qu'tion is to what or whom
@RedLetterChristian 1. I advise you to read the social contract before making another point excusing your god's actions while simultaneously assuming I'm a slave anyway. 2. While you make the "it was just the times" excuse, it's still in that book. Right now. The slavery, sexism, and stoning. It hasn't changed. 3. Go ahead and attempt to justify these verses for me: Deuteronomy 28:63 Isaiah 13:16 Exodus 12:29 Hosea 13:16 2 Kings 2:23-24 Numbers 25:4 1 Chronicles 21:14-15 Yeah. That's just.
@JDhudgens2 not a slave are you? okay, tell me then, have you ever found yourself doing something you know you shouldn't do and yet you find yourself doing anyway?besides that everyone is a slave to something/someone. from the looks of your last post you might look into pride, intellectualism, self righteousness. by bringing up the social contract you prove my pt b/c you are giving up your freedom in return for something. gravity, money, your mind, your body, your health and death all bind you.
@JDhudgens2 "it's still in the book"... and? as for deut. 28:63 that is referring back to sinai were the law was given. the jews could have gone on with out it but they wanted it and that was part and parcel of it. isaiah 13 is in a series of oracles that helps see judah see that other nations are also under the sovereign will of their god. exodus, death signifies judgment and the passover lamb is a way out, this is the same today jesus is that lamb and the only way to god.
@JDhudgens2 hos 13:16 is culminating of the rejection of the only thing that can save them -god- thus when war comes he will not save them. paul uses this exact verse in 1 cor. 15:55 to show that god has power over death and also eternal judgement. 2 kings 2:23-24 50 boys old enough to run in a pack constitute a threat, bethel was the focal pt of isreals apostasy this shows that contempt 4 divinely appointed prophets is by extension disrespecting god and this is always bad 4 his ppl in the end.
@RedLetterChristian ... You literally did none of those verses any justice. How you look at the fact that good ole Yahweh would use the genocide of men, women, and children (and the rape of said women) as an acceptable form of punishment for anyone is beyond me. Even the lesser verses are completely barbaric. I'll let you get back to believing your archaic book. I've got better things to do.
@JDhudgens2 I was just trying to apply some context to your verses. that's what you asked for how do you justify these verses? you said. if you want to completely ignore what was culturally acceptable across the ancient world, fine. you seem to be hung up on how could god do badness to an innocent person and i tried to tell you that an individual as you conceive of him today didn't exist back then it was people groups not individuals. not to mention that most of said badness was done at war.
@JDhudgens2 since you seem to have all the answers, let me ask you this. how would you offer hope to a person who's life sucks and their quality of life probably wont get any better? if you're an atheist you have nothing! you can't offer objective meaning (subjective yeah but that doesn't help) all you got is - pull yourself up by your boot straps and get along with life. but that is hollow and void without objective meaning in ones life. what is there to live for? life is ultimately meaningles
now seeing as the atheist believes that all life came about by strictly chance and time. what makes you any better or worse than a fish or a cockroach or pond scum or a single simple cell? you could say that you are more evolved than those others things and you would be wrong. they are as evolved as you are. they simply serve different functions in our ecosystem. why are you special? well if you are an atheist, the answer is you're not. despite what your mother told you. you go on believing that
@RedLetterChristian What makes me better? The innate human talent of pattern recognition. That's the only thing that sets us apart from every other animal despite what your god told you. Which brings up the ASSumption you just made in jumping to the conclusion I'm an atheist. I'm fine with admitting the possibility of a god, but yours? That's a joke.
And to your life quip: what's my answer to life? This is the only life we have. It's precious. Live it. That's all I've got and all I need.
@JDhudgens2 pattern recognition is innate just like speed is to a cheetah, this makes you no better or worse than any other critter on the planet. as for my assumption - i apologize, however most people that have an issue with the christian god are atheists. as for one life to live, i'm good with that, but the question was how do you provide hope to another person who's had a hard life that wont likely get any better. i just don't see having only one life as offering hope. can you live w/o hope?
@RedLetterChristian The purpose in reiterating that point is not to inspire hope. For me, it's always provided me with the incentive to deal with problems in the appropriate manner. This is the only absolute I live my life by.
I don't live without hope. I live with the hope that my life makes some form of impact. Whether it be political, personal or even global.
@JDhudgens2 the atheist believes that all life came about by strictly chance and time. what makes you any better or worse than a fish or a cockroach or pond scum or a single simple cell? you could say that you are more evolved than those others things and you would be wrong. they are as evolved as you are. they simply serve different functions in our ecosystem. why are you special? well if you are an atheist, the answer is you're not. despite what your mother told u. you can go on believing that
@fleuvio123 no i'm a christian because i think, i believe that jesus was actually who he claimed to be, god incarnate. why do you follow your belief system/religion? (yes atheism is a religion, if you happen to be an atheist) because some guys in white coats told you to do so?
@JDhudgens2 numbers 25 deals with israel going after other "gods" and apostasy. now back then you didn't have the same concept of individuality as we do today. Ppl are individuals but back then people were identified by groups and groups could be punished for an individual(s) transgressions. this was the cross cultural norm 1500 bc. the idea of the individual as you know it is relatively new. this applies to 1 chronicles too. god was going to wipe out all ppl in 1 chron. 21 but didn't in the end
" I apologize for the way that he created me [?]" God created us innocent but our ancestors decided to mess things up for the rest of us by breaking that innocence. HUmanity put itslef in the position where they made themselves scum. God didn't make people scum. People made people scum. Admittting one's faults is what God wants. He want humility but he does it with a kindness. Just like a parent reprimands his kids.
@fannyloveselmo ...but he apparently knew that humans would do that, so he made them knowing they would fuck up and then punished them for fucking up?
@iliveon I would technically look like I am attempting to kil my own son but in actuallity I wouldn't be doing it with the intent of killing my own son. I would do i with the knowledge that God will provide with a sacrifice. I am pretty sure that Abraham was just as puzzled at God's request but he knew not to question God because he always does the right thing. God did provide for the sacrfice, proving to Abraham that a lovin God would not make a father sacrifice his own son.
@fannyloveselmo Sacrificing anything, including animals, humans (jesus), is not doing the will of a god. Its called scapegoating. Putting the guilt us humans have onto another person or animal and killing it hoping that nature would treat us better. Its what the Mayans did, and look we called them primitive. Its what many many other religions do because they don't examine their beliefs well. No reason to kill another person or animal in order to be forgived. God is just loving of Blood eh?
@iliveon Well you do have to consider people were primitive back then. That is why when Jesus comes later on animal sacrices are no longer correct. There is even a specific passage that strictly says that sacrifices are no longer correct. Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice. He did it because he wanted to.
@iliveon and the guilt, although put on someone else i.e. Jesus, does not mean we don't have it also. He is not taking the guilt on himself in order to make us guiltless in the sense that we can do whatever we want . He is taking the guilt in the sense that we are worthy of forgveness
@iliveon I don't think he enjoyed the animal sacrifices in regard to the blood and the act of killing. He liked the fact behind it, that people were sacrficing because they sought his forgivness. That is why God later abolished animal sacrifices because he saw that it was time for people to seek direct forgiveness with him. I am pretty sure God doesn't like to see an animal suffer, if that is what you mean.
@iliveon I'm pretty sure God was like Hey enough with the animal sacrifices and talk to me! What's wrong with you people? YOu think some cow is going to keep you from sinning? I want your obedience better than the symbolism of obedience. ... There are even instnaces in the Bible when God is angered by hypocritical sacrifices. HE is literally grossed out by them, appauled even. It is also important to take into account that the animals were killed humanely and they were eaten.
@fannyloveselmo Animals were not killed humanely and eaten, they were SACRIFICED. Meaning people God would enjoy the smell of burnt offerings to him. They let the blood drip down the alter. God enjoys the smell. It says it plainly. Leviticus 1:1-17 How about you read them yourself? Have you read them yourself?Yes God gets angry at key word: hypocritical sacrifices. He enjoyed the smell of blood and burnt fat. It says so. You haven't read it, nor did they eat it.
@fannyloveselmo And the animals were not humanely killed, check out the verse where it says take off the head and burn it, and the part about taking the animals apart. It was simple for the Lord himself. READ the verses I gave you. If you do, you can respond with an understanding of the actual scripture.
@fannyloveselmo And at bible dotorg, it says burnt offerings were not to be eaten. "Thus, when one offered a sacrifice to God, one’s mouth would water, knowing that he would be able to partake of the sacrifice. Not so in the case of the burnt offering, however. Neither the offerer nor the priest partook of any of the meat, for it was all burned in the fire. The hide of the animal was the priest’s only remuneration (cf. Lev. 7:8)."
@fannyloveselmo So, yes God loves the smell of blood and he likely loved the smell of Jesus's blood too. The guy who "Suffered so much and so long" just to go back to heaven in 3 days like none of it ever happened. Jesus is akin to greek mythological Gods who were sons of divine gods.
@Roj899 You forget that the son was not saying he wouldn't do it. He went there voluntarily. He never fought against what was happening. That is not betraying his trust because he was willing to go through with it.
@Roj899 the thing is that they both had faith he would come back, and there was good reason for it. and i believe it says an angel came and stopped it? it was simply a test of faith. everyone who has a good relationship with god isnt afraid of him or vengence or hell. abe and son were completely convinced that god had nothing but good to offer. and i dnt really remember the end of that tory but they uually end with enormous rewards for proving faithful. like sarah(?) became fertile again or sumn
You sir clearly do not know what you are talking about. God did not make humanity like that, when he first made Adam and Eve, they ate the fruit allowing sin into this world. God knew they did, and said they would die because they have disobeyed the lord, even though the serpent deceived them. When the lord said you'll die he means eternal death in hell, which you don't have to go to if you believe in the finished work of Jesus Christ. God let them eat the fruit so that you have a choice.
@Pwnt124 agreed. he created humans with freedom of choice. every decision made i our own, not his. he does not control murders, rapists, soldiers, and thieves jut like he does control you or me. we can choose to obey or disobey
How anyone can think that they have "eternal security" is absurd. When you worship a god who operates on a whim "because he can," you have no assurance of anything. And they think atheists worship Random Chance!
Illuminati, who sold their souls for Lucifer, are required to teach the world the wrong names of the Trinity so they can deceive as many as possible upon judgment. When Christ asks "Who do you say that I am?" make sure and tell others to answer, :"You are God." If you give the Illuminati answer, "You are the son of a talking fire (the Lord)," you will quickly find out what Freemasonry has done to you and you will have an eternity to ponder it.
Da a cara, nao te escondas, poes o boneco porque nao tens cara, sabias que o teu dia esta proximo, escarnece depois veras, quando se julga mais que os outros, e ignora a sua propria vida, e porque nao olha para o chao, por isso nao ve os teus pes, porque olhas para o espelho para veres se es tu, tens a certeza que existes, a tua sombra ja mais se se projeta no chao, mas tu finges que a ves, mas nao destes conta que a tua era passou, as tuas mensagens, tuas palavras, ninguem as ouviu, so loucos.
Jesus who is God??? LOL omg I love how you said Jesus who is God will get you into your dads club... ok so Jesus who is God has a dad?? who is the father of God??
Considering how busy he must be...yeah, probably getting a boner listening to the screams of agony from the damned, and orgasming thinking of all the people he's going to burn.
Yeah, I had my own Gavin Boswell. In addition to the above, he always threatened to beat me up, unless I gave him "protection" money. Kind of like Jesus.
Just another example of proof of end times.. I love how the agenda today from non believers is to attack the believer, and denounce God and speak cowardice words against him, yet in return they are only proving 1 of the 3 "anti-christ" the bible speaks about..Interesting how much nonbeliever claim to know about the bible except the part where they are proving its truth.
@hatedebate Oh just like the agenda 200 years ago when religious people burned non-believers? The end of days comes when people stop questioning everything about their existence in life.
@hatedebate Ok....for one thing Christians have thought they were in the end times since the very beginning. For another religious people attacked science first (not to mention everyone they didn't agree with). It's funny how you see they faults in other but not yourself. Finally, the bible's prophecies are so damn ambiguous most of the time virtually anything could fufill them. I mean COME ONE earthquakes, wars and rumors of wars!? When has there not been war?
@FalloutTheMaster Welcome to the irrational, unscientific, unreasonable world of religion. Here's your guest card, if you decide to stay we'll get you a permenant membership card. If not you will burn.
Gavin didn't create you.....Comparing him to Jesus is ridiculous........Yes pride must go and yes we are less than Jesus and he did buy us with his death on the cross. Consider the alernatives. Not so pleasant. It is so sad contemplation of the future eternity isn't worth a minute or two of reading , understanding and conceptualization of future events. However, it is understandable because most non-believers are mindless losers anyway.
@eggsem Yeah, unbelievers are such mindless losers, like Bill Gates, Robert Frost, Thomas Edison, Stephen Hawking, Pierre-Simon Laplace, John Lennon, Seth McFarlane, Jaime Hyneman, (well you get the pictures, people who've NEVER been popular, productive, or intellectual.
But yeah, re:death on cross, see video response Jesus Radio.
@Enginmaster Sorry I really misspoke I said loser and as you point out they have their earthly accomplishments. I should have said fools. OR playing indoors when the sun is shining out side. Sad.
@lumpagogo and why is JC such a bad person? He is bad because He loved people His whole life, helped people to see who they are, and did awesome things for the world?
Your definition of religion is right and there in it ends. One who only worships truly has no relationship. There is only give on one end, take on the other. A relationship is the embracing of hearts, receiving and giving in both directions. Only Christianity affords that relationship with God. Only He has suffered as a man. Only He has the power of life and death.
I really like this guy's personailty and God bless us when we can look at some of what is required to have a relationship with Jesus and see how silly it really is and how ridiculous it sounds. Poor humans, we really take a lot of abuse don't we? Funny stuff!
@c0unterph0bia God did.He created Adam with free-will therefore he could choose either to sin,or not.God said "don't eat the fruit" Adam chose to eat and therefore the punishment passed down.
There's a difference between being religious and having faith. Being religious = thinking you can reach salvation by following rules, which leads to ungraceful religious people. Having faith is a different story.You don't reach salvation by following rules or false doctrines (mostly set by the Catholic church and the Pope, e.g. the assumption of Mary and Christmas). According to faith you are reliant on Jesus and that means grace first. Basically not a peace-less fool.
@Edge0fPain, there's no difference b/w being religious and having faith. Only protestants get offended by people using the word religion within context XP Religion just means believing in a god or gods. Faith is about believing in something despite lack of evidence or proof. Religion=faith. Christians are all about following rules - the Bible is full of them. If they didn't think salvation could be achieved by rule following, they wouldn't need the Bible.
@Edge0fPain, what are you talking about? I'm only telling you what's in the dictionary and what's in the Bible. The Bible is full of rules. The dictionary is full of definitions. There's no need to get offended over people using the word "religion" within its correct context, or tut tutting at people who think they should follow the rules the (religious) Bible set out for them to follow.
You can point out strange things about any religion you pick. You can say they don't make sense. I am a Christian and I will admit that sometimes things don't make sense. But that's the beautiful thing about faith. Furthermore, you WON'T end up in a land of demons. God-Jesus-will honor you for your faith and trust in Him. The reward in heaven is great even though it takes a great deal of faith while we're here on Earth. But even while we ARE here, we can experience joy knowing He's with us!
very good. subscribed
natyuotube 1 week ago
lol
paenitet7nullum 3 weeks ago
jesus is an alien taking people into his spaceship
michiman57 4 weeks ago
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jovanbabic 1 month ago
this is funny. subscribed :)
MrWaddefak 1 month ago
Hi if this is a joke its ok, but if the words you say are part of your thinkings, please read New Testament of The Bible. You are going to find out how great Jesus was, how tender, how he loves his friends, his mom, everyone!, and of course, how he loves you.
silvananoemi84 2 months ago
@silvananoemi84 Don't know if you're joking or not, it's hard to read sarcasm from just text, but having lived in teh British isles my whole life I can tell you when i sense that dry british wit of underplayed sardonic mockery. He's clearly having a laugh; I know it can be hard to understand the cultural barrier, but there are few people left in Britain who give a toss about Allah, Jesus or Tom Cruise - or whatever the hot new thing is in monotheism these days outside of Britain.
TheMinxTail 1 month ago
@TheMinxTail i wasn´t joking, just giving advice, maybe i haven´t write it properly, so sorry, i was just saying if the author really is looking for explanations he can read The Bible and pray.
silvananoemi84 1 month ago
@silvananoemi84 maybe you should think of it more as a parody...
jotoenatehaaen 1 week ago
Hey Somegreybloke iv got some bad news for u ........ii dont know how to tell you this but YOUV GOT ADVERTS :(
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@JDhudgens2 People promote the fear instead of love.
alfdhan 3 months ago
@JDhudgens2 Man...You don't need to believe what people tell you. God won't send nobody "to Hell if you don't admit that he's your ruler for eternity". That's what people say.People that have no ideea what God is.The bible is a metaphor..people understand it how they want to.People stain the image of God with their stupidity and ignorance. God is the perfect being, not some tormentor. "Yet everyone is quick to condemn his actions, but not God's?" What did God to you?
alfdhan 3 months ago
@alfdhan No harm in the belief itself, but you are just picking and choosing and turning a religion around to suite your own sense of morality. The bible was written by man is the only thing we can prove. But how would you know what God was like personally unless he came down and said "hey, I thought you might like to know, I'm not sending you to Hell or anything, so... enjoy the rest of your day".
JustSiouxMe 2 months ago
So Gavin was Jesus?
upallhours9 3 months ago
He does love you :)
SerpentStomper 4 months ago
you have got to QUIT listening to the interpretations of religious leaders behind podiums and on television and start 'listening' and "reading' and "reasoning' in meditation between your soul and your higher consciousness...Christ means "anointed", its a term for being of 'higher mind" thinking above selfishness...btw your videos are a riot!! I love em! ..and yes, Yeshua is my first love.
VickieSumner 5 months ago
It seems like you have a continuous motion of hearing Christians that know nothing but lies.
I could give you links that would satisfy a lot of your questionings. I think even I could.
Should be interesting.
Peace, man.
Israelsvictory1 5 months ago
I sometimes wonder if Christianity was invented to see how many palpable absurdities the masses would believe. Much of the belief system seems like something out of George Orwell.
That said, I see little good that can come from fighting ancient superstitions. Better to let them die of their own accords (and by their own hands).
wjkathman 6 months ago
all religions are bad, dangerous and inhuman.
Mankind needs to solve their problems not praying.
Christians are killing Moslems (et vice versa) that is the reality!
Anything is stupidest fraud !
take political responsibility - stop praying
edgar0001 6 months ago
you'lll burn in hell, u blasphemous basterd!!! ;)
jobya 6 months ago
u will all bow down 2 me in a mater of time and i will mentaly scar all religions with the thruth and how much time u all waisted bilivin in "god" and athists 2 as i speak future thruth as i enslavee humanity aand vancuish all who stand against me.
MrAtilano101 6 months ago
@MrAtilano101 You will never, ever, enslave me.
ScientificExploits 6 months ago
hahahaha
BlanketTruth22 6 months ago
Jesus is a HUMAN PROPHET of ALLAH and so are other prophets including Muhammad pbuh who is HIS final prophet.
zeb120 6 months ago
@zeb120 first no, second you are wrong about everything you just posted period. full stop. yeah you're a muslim and you actually believe that you are correct in your belief. but just b/c you believe something doesn't necessarily make something so. even if you really really believe it. the facts in no way support mo was a prophet to anyone but the arabs of the saudi peninsula and he certainly is not a prophet of the god of Abraham, Isaac, and Jacob at all ever! but you can believe what you will.
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@RedLetterChristian HEY WISE GUY you are white , what makes you so concerned about arabic araemic jews in middle east? Almost all of the prophets of GOD have originated in middle east so yeah I AM RIGHT WHEN I SAY THAT, the crappy bible you have trashed in english is a 3rd grade translation of arabic hebrew aramaic lingos SO GET THIS IN UR THICK SKULL they were all human prophets of ALLAH preaching HIS UNITY ONENESS and were his human servants
zeb120 6 months ago
Ah the youtube commentators that bash religions, but haven't taken a moment to study any of them. Finish up high school kids. Maybe you'll learn some thing there. So far seems you haven't learned much.
bridaco 7 months ago
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@bridaco "the youtube commentators that bash religions, but haven't taken a moment to study any of them."
I've got a pretty good handle on Chrisitianity. Here's a summary:
/watch?v=KAYawt6_hcw
Sure it's a bit brief but once you take this in I don't think we really need to go any further to see it for what it is...
warren52nz 6 months ago
religion: relationship with yourself
DragonsREpic 7 months ago
@DragonsREpic Epic failure. Have fun with it though. If what you say is the case then you must live a lonely life all alone.
bridaco 7 months ago
at the begginging you said you werent sure about the death and tortured demons well the thing is that the way alot of people see it is that satan controls hell when yet he dosnt and the demons dont torture but they to will also sufer along with satan
orochimarurocks1 7 months ago
Jesus and I*
otherwise keep up the good work :)
voices133 7 months ago
ha ha ha, this is funny from a limited perspective. When you consider how far removed civilization is from say, heaven? Then you realize how imperfect we all are. When u believe that perfect goodness & pure evil r not the same, u then understand that no one is perfectly good. God, the Supreme Designer is in perfect opposition 2 all that is evil. If you have ever told a lie then u r imperfect = sinner. Is God asking 2 much of u if He asks u 2 say ur sorry 2 Him in faith?
oooowwwwdddd 8 months ago
For some reason it is perfectly acceptable 2 do a satirical bashing of Jesus. Why not try doing one of Allah and his followers who, say, um, want to behead all the Jews and Christians? Now that would be a funny one eh?
oooowwwwdddd 8 months ago
@oooowwwwdddd Watch my videos "Choosing my religion", "Choosing my religion 2", and "What Facebook is for".
somegreybloke 7 months ago
@oooowwwwdddd At many times in History, All religious groups have wanted to kill or forcefully kill "infidels"...
Forgot about the Inquisition??...The Islamic World is still medieval, but a Christian clearly lacks any legitimacy to give lessons...
Should I remind you that Evangelicals In Uganda are still killing homosexuals in modern day witch hunts?
And well yes satire should be made on everything...but I think he has more or less done so on Islam in many of his vids...
Varoonmg 7 months ago
@Varoonmg This is why 1 needs to go back to the original source of a religion 2 understand it's teachings. Christian R not perfect just forgiven. I take responsibility for my own actions only, not those of various malefactors who call themselves Christian. If anyone is truly searching 4 the truthful answers about any religion, they need 2 consider context while studying it's scripture. That's 1 thing the maker of this video doesn't do.
oooowwwwdddd 7 months ago
The Inquisition was 1 even in history yet it's constantly used to try & make Christianity appear 2 b incredible. It started as a defence against Islamic jihad but then became offensive, then far removed from the original teachings of Christ. So it was wrong but Christ wasn't. This type of behaviour is not Christian doctrine.
oooowwwwdddd 7 months ago
@oooowwwwdddd 1 should not be anachronic & always contextualise
I'm personally an atheist & as such, Religious Scriptures are not for me Eternal Truths, that's why I can critically analyse them +vely or -vely
For eg the words of the Christ were highly humanistic & liberal for his times because before him, Humanism as such did not exist in that part of the world but at the same time, the prescriptions of the Bible are today rightly judged to be sexist, explaining why 1 should not apply them
Varoonmg 7 months ago
@oooowwwwdddd The inquisition was not just "1" event, it was a horrifying period that lasted for centuries uptil the mid 19th Century, so it's always worth mentioning to highlight what Christian fanatism is capable of
U should seriously re-read History books because the Inquisition was never set up to fight Islamic Jihad as 1stly at that time Islam was highly tolerent, for eg Islamic Spain allowed Jews & Christians to live peacefully there before the Catholic Reconquista expelled Jews & Muslims
Varoonmg 7 months ago
@oooowwwwdddd The Inquisition was set up specifically for the Cathars, a separatist & anti-pope Christian group of Balkanic & French Origins
The Cathars were disgusted by the lavish & depraved way the Catholic Clergy lived & wanted to preach a new form of Christianity that would value Poverty & Pious living
The Catholic Church persecuted & executed Cathar Men, Women & Children, fellow Christians just because it did not want its authority questioned
Its setting up had nothing to do with Islam
Varoonmg 7 months ago
@oooowwwwdddd Well how about that! You did your Wikipedia research solely for the purpose of opposing my position! And now you know the difference between the Crusades and the Inquisition. hahaha... oh, my bad. Just for that you get an ice cream cone with cross shaped sprinkles on it. What flavor would you like? May God bless your unusually large brain. : )
oooowwwwdddd 7 months ago
@oooowwwwdddd God told me to tell you to use proper English.
Orlor 7 months ago
@Orlor God told me to tell you that proper English is not that important when typing comments in a limited 500 character box.
oooowwwwdddd 7 months ago
In the USA you call it an Indian Burn.
Kentuckymadness1 8 months ago
@Kentuckymadness1 I call it a freedom burn
rememberthename33 8 months ago
God apparently loves you on a whim and it's very conditional. He sends you to Hell if you don't admit that he's your ruler for eternity? Would you do that to your child?
A man committed actions similar to that about 70 years ago. He went by the name "Hitler." Anyone who wasn't fit or didn't obey his rule was tortured. Yet everyone is quick to condemn his actions, but not God's? That's hypocritical.
The Christian community as a whole is very selective about their book of scripture.
JDhudgens2 8 months ago 21
@JDhudgens2 Your ignorance is appealing for four people it seems. Might like to read and study instead of talking out your ass, but you'll continue to talk out your ass. Another typical hypocrite and tool of this society. Enjoy the life. And don't try the religion thing. I just think people who have nothing and try to convince people of something are idiots. You're one.
bridaco 7 months ago
@bridaco Looks like yours is appealing for none. The damn book promotes slavery, stoning disobedient children, and sexism. Christians are selective about what they follow out of their book and the common portrayal of God is that of tyrant. Have fun being a part of your flock of sheep. Even your savior refers to you as one.
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 first "the damn book" does not promote slavery as the jewish conception of slavery at the time of jesus and before was that you couldn't keep slaves indefinitely unless the slave chooses to submit to such a duration, the owner had to take care of said slave by providing food and shelter and at least some education to the kiddies. one would become a slave to pay off a debt (like you) and couldn't be held longer than 7yrs and must given compensation to get him/his family on his way.
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 as for stoning it was seen as an absolute last resort and was meant to engender communication between parties involved and even if no consensus could be reached there was still no law that said that you couldn't leave your parents house if you were old enough to do so. in fact, it was/is kind of encouraged... to find a mate and marry. the sexism was cultural and limited to a diferent time and place. thus having no barring today so that point is moot. tyrant? how about acknowledgment
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@bridaco yet you are going against yourself as well. Learn to love others despite their choices, for you are not the one to judge them on what they do.
DrakeSilmore 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 you need to take into mind that hitler was real and that he was doing it for the better of his country not just by a fictional characters whim so yea
NyRain545 6 months ago
@NyRain545 I suppose it might be easy to say that Hitler's actions were more justifiable than the opposing party... If they even exist.
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 nope, not really. i would say that what god wants is a relationship with us, as we were originally created to be in relationship with him. part of being in a relationship is acknowledging certain truths, like i am a boy and you are a boy and hence we relate to each other in a certain fashion which is slightly different than boy/girl relationships. this is goes for boy/god relationship too. i am a creation and he is the one who did the creating. people procreate - god creates
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 now before you go off half cocked saying that "I'm not a slave!!!" i would like to inform you that indeed you are, and this is how...
you're not free unless you inherited a huge some of money that you can live off of for the rest of your life with absolutely no obligations. otherwise you need money for food, shelter + extras. you are bound to work to get this, if you are the owner of a business then your customers are your boss, we are all slaves, the only qu'tion is to what or whom
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 not a slave are you? okay, tell me then, have you ever found yourself doing something you know you shouldn't do and yet you find yourself doing anyway?besides that everyone is a slave to something/someone. from the looks of your last post you might look into pride, intellectualism, self righteousness. by bringing up the social contract you prove my pt b/c you are giving up your freedom in return for something. gravity, money, your mind, your body, your health and death all bind you.
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 "it's still in the book"... and? as for deut. 28:63 that is referring back to sinai were the law was given. the jews could have gone on with out it but they wanted it and that was part and parcel of it. isaiah 13 is in a series of oracles that helps see judah see that other nations are also under the sovereign will of their god. exodus, death signifies judgment and the passover lamb is a way out, this is the same today jesus is that lamb and the only way to god.
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 hos 13:16 is culminating of the rejection of the only thing that can save them -god- thus when war comes he will not save them. paul uses this exact verse in 1 cor. 15:55 to show that god has power over death and also eternal judgement. 2 kings 2:23-24 50 boys old enough to run in a pack constitute a threat, bethel was the focal pt of isreals apostasy this shows that contempt 4 divinely appointed prophets is by extension disrespecting god and this is always bad 4 his ppl in the end.
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@RedLetterChristian ... You literally did none of those verses any justice. How you look at the fact that good ole Yahweh would use the genocide of men, women, and children (and the rape of said women) as an acceptable form of punishment for anyone is beyond me. Even the lesser verses are completely barbaric. I'll let you get back to believing your archaic book. I've got better things to do.
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 I was just trying to apply some context to your verses. that's what you asked for how do you justify these verses? you said. if you want to completely ignore what was culturally acceptable across the ancient world, fine. you seem to be hung up on how could god do badness to an innocent person and i tried to tell you that an individual as you conceive of him today didn't exist back then it was people groups not individuals. not to mention that most of said badness was done at war.
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 since you seem to have all the answers, let me ask you this. how would you offer hope to a person who's life sucks and their quality of life probably wont get any better? if you're an atheist you have nothing! you can't offer objective meaning (subjective yeah but that doesn't help) all you got is - pull yourself up by your boot straps and get along with life. but that is hollow and void without objective meaning in ones life. what is there to live for? life is ultimately meaningles
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
now seeing as the atheist believes that all life came about by strictly chance and time. what makes you any better or worse than a fish or a cockroach or pond scum or a single simple cell? you could say that you are more evolved than those others things and you would be wrong. they are as evolved as you are. they simply serve different functions in our ecosystem. why are you special? well if you are an atheist, the answer is you're not. despite what your mother told you. you go on believing that
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@RedLetterChristian my last comment was directed toward JDhudgens2
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@RedLetterChristian What makes me better? The innate human talent of pattern recognition. That's the only thing that sets us apart from every other animal despite what your god told you. Which brings up the ASSumption you just made in jumping to the conclusion I'm an atheist. I'm fine with admitting the possibility of a god, but yours? That's a joke.
And to your life quip: what's my answer to life? This is the only life we have. It's precious. Live it. That's all I've got and all I need.
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 pattern recognition is innate just like speed is to a cheetah, this makes you no better or worse than any other critter on the planet. as for my assumption - i apologize, however most people that have an issue with the christian god are atheists. as for one life to live, i'm good with that, but the question was how do you provide hope to another person who's had a hard life that wont likely get any better. i just don't see having only one life as offering hope. can you live w/o hope?
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@RedLetterChristian The purpose in reiterating that point is not to inspire hope. For me, it's always provided me with the incentive to deal with problems in the appropriate manner. This is the only absolute I live my life by.
I don't live without hope. I live with the hope that my life makes some form of impact. Whether it be political, personal or even global.
JDhudgens2 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 the atheist believes that all life came about by strictly chance and time. what makes you any better or worse than a fish or a cockroach or pond scum or a single simple cell? you could say that you are more evolved than those others things and you would be wrong. they are as evolved as you are. they simply serve different functions in our ecosystem. why are you special? well if you are an atheist, the answer is you're not. despite what your mother told u. you can go on believing that
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@RedLetterChristian So you're christian because you want to feel special? Aww... :(
fleuvio123 6 months ago
@fleuvio123 no i'm a christian because i think, i believe that jesus was actually who he claimed to be, god incarnate. why do you follow your belief system/religion? (yes atheism is a religion, if you happen to be an atheist) because some guys in white coats told you to do so?
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
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fleuvio123 6 months ago
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@RedLetterChristian So you're simply assuming I'm an atheist. Anyone who asks a question of you about your religion is automatically an atheist?
fleuvio123 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 numbers 25 deals with israel going after other "gods" and apostasy. now back then you didn't have the same concept of individuality as we do today. Ppl are individuals but back then people were identified by groups and groups could be punished for an individual(s) transgressions. this was the cross cultural norm 1500 bc. the idea of the individual as you know it is relatively new. this applies to 1 chronicles too. god was going to wipe out all ppl in 1 chron. 21 but didn't in the end
RedLetterChristian 6 months ago
@JDhudgens2 jews are worst
WnHtim 5 months ago
@JDhudgens2 hitler was a christan
warwolf0315 3 months ago
@warwolf0315 So?
JustSiouxMe 2 months ago
Now this is comedy gold. I laughed so hard tears were coming out my eyes. Satire at its very best.
Defenstrator 8 months ago 2
Look at all of the paranoid, self-delusional comments made by the Xians!
I am not saying there isn't more....
But Xianity is not the answer. It is just a control method.
God did not create religion, man did that.
101Osprey101 8 months ago
@Roj899 GOd with had never blessed his desendence like he had promised before.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
" I apologize for the way that he created me [?]" God created us innocent but our ancestors decided to mess things up for the rest of us by breaking that innocence. HUmanity put itslef in the position where they made themselves scum. God didn't make people scum. People made people scum. Admittting one's faults is what God wants. He want humility but he does it with a kindness. Just like a parent reprimands his kids.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo ...but he apparently knew that humans would do that, so he made them knowing they would fuck up and then punished them for fucking up?
rememberthename33 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo Would you attempt to kill your child if you thought God was telling you to?
iliveon 8 months ago
@iliveon I would technically look like I am attempting to kil my own son but in actuallity I wouldn't be doing it with the intent of killing my own son. I would do i with the knowledge that God will provide with a sacrifice. I am pretty sure that Abraham was just as puzzled at God's request but he knew not to question God because he always does the right thing. God did provide for the sacrfice, proving to Abraham that a lovin God would not make a father sacrifice his own son.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo Sacrificing anything, including animals, humans (jesus), is not doing the will of a god. Its called scapegoating. Putting the guilt us humans have onto another person or animal and killing it hoping that nature would treat us better. Its what the Mayans did, and look we called them primitive. Its what many many other religions do because they don't examine their beliefs well. No reason to kill another person or animal in order to be forgived. God is just loving of Blood eh?
iliveon 8 months ago
@iliveon Well you do have to consider people were primitive back then. That is why when Jesus comes later on animal sacrices are no longer correct. There is even a specific passage that strictly says that sacrifices are no longer correct. Jesus was the ultimate sacrifice. He did it because he wanted to.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@iliveon and the guilt, although put on someone else i.e. Jesus, does not mean we don't have it also. He is not taking the guilt on himself in order to make us guiltless in the sense that we can do whatever we want . He is taking the guilt in the sense that we are worthy of forgveness
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo I grant you that animal sacrifices are not needed any longer. Do you think God really enjoyed animal sacrifice?
iliveon 8 months ago
@iliveon I don't think he enjoyed the animal sacrifices in regard to the blood and the act of killing. He liked the fact behind it, that people were sacrficing because they sought his forgivness. That is why God later abolished animal sacrifices because he saw that it was time for people to seek direct forgiveness with him. I am pretty sure God doesn't like to see an animal suffer, if that is what you mean.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@iliveon I'm pretty sure God was like Hey enough with the animal sacrifices and talk to me! What's wrong with you people? YOu think some cow is going to keep you from sinning? I want your obedience better than the symbolism of obedience. ... There are even instnaces in the Bible when God is angered by hypocritical sacrifices. HE is literally grossed out by them, appauled even. It is also important to take into account that the animals were killed humanely and they were eaten.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@iliveon THey weren't simply slaughtered. We eat meat today too.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo Animals were not killed humanely and eaten, they were SACRIFICED. Meaning people God would enjoy the smell of burnt offerings to him. They let the blood drip down the alter. God enjoys the smell. It says it plainly. Leviticus 1:1-17 How about you read them yourself? Have you read them yourself?Yes God gets angry at key word: hypocritical sacrifices. He enjoyed the smell of blood and burnt fat. It says so. You haven't read it, nor did they eat it.
iliveon 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo And the animals were not humanely killed, check out the verse where it says take off the head and burn it, and the part about taking the animals apart. It was simple for the Lord himself. READ the verses I gave you. If you do, you can respond with an understanding of the actual scripture.
iliveon 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo Would you, as God, kill your son in order to forgive people?
iliveon 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo And at bible dotorg, it says burnt offerings were not to be eaten. "Thus, when one offered a sacrifice to God, one’s mouth would water, knowing that he would be able to partake of the sacrifice. Not so in the case of the burnt offering, however. Neither the offerer nor the priest partook of any of the meat, for it was all burned in the fire. The hide of the animal was the priest’s only remuneration (cf. Lev. 7:8)."
iliveon 8 months ago
@fannyloveselmo So, yes God loves the smell of blood and he likely loved the smell of Jesus's blood too. The guy who "Suffered so much and so long" just to go back to heaven in 3 days like none of it ever happened. Jesus is akin to greek mythological Gods who were sons of divine gods.
iliveon 8 months ago
@Roj899 You forget that the son was not saying he wouldn't do it. He went there voluntarily. He never fought against what was happening. That is not betraying his trust because he was willing to go through with it.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@Roj899 the thing is that they both had faith he would come back, and there was good reason for it. and i believe it says an angel came and stopped it? it was simply a test of faith. everyone who has a good relationship with god isnt afraid of him or vengence or hell. abe and son were completely convinced that god had nothing but good to offer. and i dnt really remember the end of that tory but they uually end with enormous rewards for proving faithful. like sarah(?) became fertile again or sumn
missXspencer1 8 months ago
@missXspencer1 God provided for a lamb for the sacrifice instead of the boy. Abraham then praised God for providing. That way he could keep his son.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
yeah... i'll probably go to hell anyway
paulacifu 8 months ago
When I was a Christian the prospect of eternal life was not that attractive, considering I would be spending it with the arseholes at my church.
GodPatrol 8 months ago 32
@GodPatrol
I remember the day I was corrected. My thinking was that Heaven was all swimming pools and pinball machines and perfect pizza.
"No, man," my friend said. "We'll be up in Heaven, alongside our brothers and sisters, praising God for eternity."
"Well, that sounds boring. Do we get breaks?"
"You won't need a break. You'll be freed of all Earthly needs and desires, and blissful in reverence."
"What if that gets boring?" I asked.
"It won't! Everybody's always happy."
"... Oh. Okay..."
Scurvebeard 8 months ago
@GodPatrol If they are arseholes I don't think they'd be up there anyways.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
@GodPatrol Sort of like you'll spend hell with the arseholes here...ironic huh Or maybe you're own hypocrisy is the problem. Typical.
bridaco 7 months ago
@bridaco There's a plank in your eye.
GodPatrol 7 months ago
@GodPatrol A plank? I think theres an entire tree in there.
Abengoshis 6 months ago
You sir clearly do not know what you are talking about. God did not make humanity like that, when he first made Adam and Eve, they ate the fruit allowing sin into this world. God knew they did, and said they would die because they have disobeyed the lord, even though the serpent deceived them. When the lord said you'll die he means eternal death in hell, which you don't have to go to if you believe in the finished work of Jesus Christ. God let them eat the fruit so that you have a choice.
Pwnt124 8 months ago
@Pwnt124 agreed. he created humans with freedom of choice. every decision made i our own, not his. he does not control murders, rapists, soldiers, and thieves jut like he does control you or me. we can choose to obey or disobey
missXspencer1 8 months ago
How anyone can think that they have "eternal security" is absurd. When you worship a god who operates on a whim "because he can," you have no assurance of anything. And they think atheists worship Random Chance!
ZillaRocks 9 months ago 3
Time out! What if things hadn't happened that way? What would have happened if the angel hadn't appeared?
espressotub 9 months ago
@espressotub The point is that it happened.
fannyloveselmo 8 months ago
Thanks man! This is great!! LOL
RufusMcCloud 9 months ago
LOL
NevenaBRO 9 months ago
I ask myself WWJD? What would Joker do?
jokerburnsgotham 9 months ago
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Illuminati, who sold their souls for Lucifer, are required to teach the world the wrong names of the Trinity so they can deceive as many as possible upon judgment. When Christ asks "Who do you say that I am?" make sure and tell others to answer, :"You are God." If you give the Illuminati answer, "You are the son of a talking fire (the Lord)," you will quickly find out what Freemasonry has done to you and you will have an eternity to ponder it.
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fatimamovement 9 months ago
Da a cara, nao te escondas, poes o boneco porque nao tens cara, sabias que o teu dia esta proximo, escarnece depois veras, quando se julga mais que os outros, e ignora a sua propria vida, e porque nao olha para o chao, por isso nao ve os teus pes, porque olhas para o espelho para veres se es tu, tens a certeza que existes, a tua sombra ja mais se se projeta no chao, mas tu finges que a ves, mas nao destes conta que a tua era passou, as tuas mensagens, tuas palavras, ninguem as ouviu, so loucos.
49LEAL 9 months ago
Jesus who is God??? LOL omg I love how you said Jesus who is God will get you into your dads club... ok so Jesus who is God has a dad?? who is the father of God??
luizasvlog 9 months ago
Considering how busy he must be...yeah, probably getting a boner listening to the screams of agony from the damned, and orgasming thinking of all the people he's going to burn.
ZillaRocks 9 months ago
Yeah, I had my own Gavin Boswell. In addition to the above, he always threatened to beat me up, unless I gave him "protection" money. Kind of like Jesus.
patrickthesaint 10 months ago
sooo funny!!
peropero101 10 months ago
Just another example of proof of end times.. I love how the agenda today from non believers is to attack the believer, and denounce God and speak cowardice words against him, yet in return they are only proving 1 of the 3 "anti-christ" the bible speaks about..Interesting how much nonbeliever claim to know about the bible except the part where they are proving its truth.
hatedebate 10 months ago
@hatedebate as soon as you said "nonbeliever" i laughed
whatheduck97 10 months ago
@hatedebate Oh just like the agenda 200 years ago when religious people burned non-believers? The end of days comes when people stop questioning everything about their existence in life.
wildyaz 10 months ago
@hatedebate Ok....for one thing Christians have thought they were in the end times since the very beginning. For another religious people attacked science first (not to mention everyone they didn't agree with). It's funny how you see they faults in other but not yourself. Finally, the bible's prophecies are so damn ambiguous most of the time virtually anything could fufill them. I mean COME ONE earthquakes, wars and rumors of wars!? When has there not been war?
FalloutTheMaster 9 months ago
@FalloutTheMaster Welcome to the irrational, unscientific, unreasonable world of religion. Here's your guest card, if you decide to stay we'll get you a permenant membership card. If not you will burn.
ZillaRocks 9 months ago
"Gavin did... sort of... lie..."
hilarious!
nagyesszep 10 months ago
wow i think i am in love with this guy this vid is fucking hilarious
godofwar2011 10 months ago
Gavin didn't create you.....Comparing him to Jesus is ridiculous........Yes pride must go and yes we are less than Jesus and he did buy us with his death on the cross. Consider the alernatives. Not so pleasant. It is so sad contemplation of the future eternity isn't worth a minute or two of reading , understanding and conceptualization of future events. However, it is understandable because most non-believers are mindless losers anyway.
eggsem 11 months ago
@eggsem Gavin was better than Jesus. Gavin gave out finite punishments. Jesus distributes infinite punishment.
patrickthesaint 11 months ago
@eggsem Yeah, unbelievers are such mindless losers, like Bill Gates, Robert Frost, Thomas Edison, Stephen Hawking, Pierre-Simon Laplace, John Lennon, Seth McFarlane, Jaime Hyneman, (well you get the pictures, people who've NEVER been popular, productive, or intellectual.
But yeah, re:death on cross, see video response Jesus Radio.
Enginmaster 10 months ago
@Enginmaster Sorry I really misspoke I said loser and as you point out they have their earthly accomplishments. I should have said fools. OR playing indoors when the sun is shining out side. Sad.
eggsem 10 months ago
@eggsem Again.....yeah, those poor foolish geniuses.
Enginmaster 10 months ago
@Enginmaster Yes "Tomorrow and tomorrow creeps out this petty....................."
eggsem 10 months ago
Hahahaha, this is awesome.
rubysunshine91 11 months ago
I love this kind of humour. a ,,holy sandal" bit is sweet... :-)
TheMadziara5 11 months ago
awesome stuff...
imminentlypsychotic 11 months ago
@lumpagogo and why is JC such a bad person? He is bad because He loved people His whole life, helped people to see who they are, and did awesome things for the world?
davids731 1 year ago
"When I die he'll get me into his dad's club" LOL
jengrim 1 year ago
was this a video dedicated to starting a religion war?
RawrzPanther 1 year ago
Your definition of religion is right and there in it ends. One who only worships truly has no relationship. There is only give on one end, take on the other. A relationship is the embracing of hearts, receiving and giving in both directions. Only Christianity affords that relationship with God. Only He has suffered as a man. Only He has the power of life and death.
GloBugsCorner 1 year ago
Lol, you make very good satire about christianity, subscribed!
dutchbb1979 1 year ago 38
I really like this guy's personailty and God bless us when we can look at some of what is required to have a relationship with Jesus and see how silly it really is and how ridiculous it sounds. Poor humans, we really take a lot of abuse don't we? Funny stuff!
dekerranda 1 year ago
What's a Chinese burn?
SteakOfAnger 1 year ago 14
@SteakOfAnger I think in the US they call it an Indian burn.
somegreybloke 1 year ago 33
@somegreybloke Well is it Chinese or Indian? It can't be both!
SteakOfAnger 1 year ago
@somegreybloke
indian rug burn
jmbeals 1 year ago
@somegreybloke ahhh good ol' racism
TheBuddhaPunk 8 months ago
@somegreybloke
hahaha really? its a Chinese burn in Australia but you're English so never mind so we a basically you guys anyway.
well we are the cunts of you guys anyway.
voices133 7 months ago
@SteakOfAnger *facepalm
jackjackjackb17 8 months ago
@SteakOfAnger Twisting the skin on your forearm in two different directions, resulting in pain.
12Metaman 7 months ago
GOD DID NOT CREATE YOU AS A SINNER!!!Adam sinned,and corrupted all mankind.
sai10000 1 year ago
@sai10000 Well who created Adam?
c0unterph0bia 1 year ago 2
@c0unterph0bia God did.He created Adam with free-will therefore he could choose either to sin,or not.God said "don't eat the fruit" Adam chose to eat and therefore the punishment passed down.
sai10000 1 year ago
THIS IS FUCKING GENIUS!!!
ive been missing out.. your videos are awesome and soo true!
LowLowSpinners 1 year ago 2
Gosh, you are the best. n\\\n
AraAtkinson 1 year ago
hahahaha
angryJackel 1 year ago
Jesus and I
:3
Omegian14 1 year ago
@Omegian14 No, that's a popular grammatical misconception.
ReDhAvEn1993 1 year ago
@ReDhAvEn1993 Oh, okay, that's what I get for being a grammar nazi :P
Omegian14 1 year ago
2222 people like's this :DDD
vadim4ik21 1 year ago
Andrew: Another great one. Who is this chap, Mike Booth?
Bernie1927 1 year ago
There's a difference between being religious and having faith. Being religious = thinking you can reach salvation by following rules, which leads to ungraceful religious people. Having faith is a different story.You don't reach salvation by following rules or false doctrines (mostly set by the Catholic church and the Pope, e.g. the assumption of Mary and Christmas). According to faith you are reliant on Jesus and that means grace first. Basically not a peace-less fool.
Edge0fPain 1 year ago
@Edge0fPain, there's no difference b/w being religious and having faith. Only protestants get offended by people using the word religion within context XP Religion just means believing in a god or gods. Faith is about believing in something despite lack of evidence or proof. Religion=faith. Christians are all about following rules - the Bible is full of them. If they didn't think salvation could be achieved by rule following, they wouldn't need the Bible.
CertainAsTheSun 1 year ago
@CertainAsTheSun
Well done for failing to tell me what I'm like.
Edge0fPain 1 year ago
@Edge0fPain, what are you talking about? I'm only telling you what's in the dictionary and what's in the Bible. The Bible is full of rules. The dictionary is full of definitions. There's no need to get offended over people using the word "religion" within its correct context, or tut tutting at people who think they should follow the rules the (religious) Bible set out for them to follow.
CertainAsTheSun 1 year ago
Hahahaha Nice!!!
NessVlogMusic 1 year ago
This is gorgeous! really! bravo! thumbs up!
gyabadgirl 1 year ago
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MagellanOfBass 1 year ago
I Dont Get The FUCKING POINT OF THESE ASSHOLE VIDEOS THIS IS GAY GET A LIFE
1108builderdude 1 year ago
BAD Gavin
starzus 1 year ago
I don't like how people have to get so serious about a video someone made for fun. :p It's pretty ridiculous.
becalynne 1 year ago
You can point out strange things about any religion you pick. You can say they don't make sense. I am a Christian and I will admit that sometimes things don't make sense. But that's the beautiful thing about faith. Furthermore, you WON'T end up in a land of demons. God-Jesus-will honor you for your faith and trust in Him. The reward in heaven is great even though it takes a great deal of faith while we're here on Earth. But even while we ARE here, we can experience joy knowing He's with us!
WiiBrick 1 year ago