The Love Guru - BollyWood Style

[shogunemperor]

1:06 onwards is a classic!!!!

[sm5pac3]

Jessica Alba. That is all.

[GoldenArc]

This was the worst movie of 2008 and arguably one of the worst movies of the last decade (or two).

[dalvatile]

This movie is funny sum thing new who ever hates it is the BIGGEST BALL GAZER EVER!

[darc22005]

The midget at 1:29 always makes me lmao. best part

[Flirtingwithsuicidex]

little guy at 1.29 is the ebst part of this song

[metalmulisha27]

hahahahaha

[kjiscooler]

wtf does anyone else see that at 0:47.

[RoneStudio]

Jessica alba is hot but she's not a great singer

[marnick98nl]

what epic arm fail??



[Areyourealythatdumb]

can't belive this film got a bad review it was the best most unique comedy i saw that year.

[themeisterist]

@GaiaHoney @painzist The Steve Miller Band - The Joker

[GaiaHoney]

what song is it?

[painzist]

whats the real name of this song?



[pirateburke86]

i only looked this up for that moment when jessica alba danced

[exb0xh8er4lyfe]

i wanna get high like that midget

[LordOfDarknessDemon]

i though it was midnight stalker peuters

[GMSamuelRhine]

0:58 double sitar FTW

[AcidTrip10]

mini me toking a hooka to jokes lmao

[MrHuMuH]

What's the name of the original version???

[mrRainbowRobot]

Lol I love the original version of this song though

[KillaKlump]

only almost good part of the movie

[srosenbach]

I love the double-neck sitar - hahahahaha! Mike Meyers is a multi-culti genius!

[Salrion1]

lmfao the midget made my day



[carsismeZ06]

So that's why Indians have millions of children...

[rhadamanthus33]

bollywood moves = hot. i was crazyyyy turned on at 1:21.

[oh492]

i funking love indians

[puertorock1976]

That bounce at 1:21 is soooooooo friggin HOT!!!!

[KikuroChan]

1:15 epic arm flail!!

[spiritualpiggy7]

it's funny to see these hollywood stars wearing saree, they just can't seem to carry it properly, they end up looking like drag queens, moreover there was no need for that headcover, a bit exaggeration and also the female singing is horrible.

[smeagolstudios125]

who doesnt love this :)

[JeevanaChanchal]

the mircro looks like a penis with balls!!!

[555bigbang]

dis song rell bad!!!!!!!!

[SwiiFtiinFusion]

@555bigbang So is your spelling

[555bigbang]

@SwiiFtiinFusion wtf dude,,,its how we ppl talk in the caribbean,,,,,,,,

[MegaFirestorm123]

oh...ohh....ohhh.....oh...

[evilgizmo21]

I LOVE IT 

[starl33]

this movie.is.not.funny.

[ThisIsMyFullMask]

LOL 1:44

[omshantiomfan]

That movie fuckin makes fun of Indians and Hindus

[MsDoctorWhoFan1]

@omshantiomfan they do it in AUstin Powers too, the dutch and japenese. but only because they love them.

[BAULDY360]

your point iz

[L33tarN1]

whats name of song???

[johncena7263]

@L33tarN1 the joker is title

[kingatowning]

idk why some people hated this movie so much

[andr00123]

@kingatowning i wasn't crazy the first time, but when I re-watched the movie, I eventually caught all the puns.

[nsgutube]

omg this is just plain ridiculous, turning a 60's rock classic into a Bollywood musical! lol

[jeremy915111]

haha theyre making fun of indian movies

[inLovewithChuckBass1]

i just loe jessica alba... she is soooooooo coool

[SunBokSegaGirl]

At the beginning of the video, in the white outfit, he's trying to copy how the Beatles looked when they were in India. Just search it on google images :P

[LeaderOfKGB]

not really, thats how a lot of people dressed

[TheAshour1234]

in 1;31 there is something i have

[BaconKing74]

@TheAshour1234 the hukaa or the midget?

[klas3d]

i love mike myers

[jhaYLoCcO]

what is the song?

[aksarayli88yarim]

hahaha geil

[091502fms]

it's so funny!

[martonator]

Can somebody tell what's the song's name at 0:58 , please pleeease

[Bootyboy909]

@martonator Same song, its called the joker

[darrelmasc]

@martonator Its the Song "Angel" by Shaggy

[twelvehaha]

@darrelmasc your an idiot

[darrelmasc]

@twelvehaha FUCK U BITCH.. Then wat song is it???

[cr0nt0]

hi had a belt sence hi was 12... and hi wanna sing xDDDD

[SwiiFtiinFusion]

@cr0nt0 Really? Really? I** not HI please don't spell I Like that anymore :/

[killerluuk]

I ahve seen this movie for about 7 timnes it stays funny! Aspesially when he picks up the little guy and acts like he is a trophy!

[cowgirl0246]

This movie makes me want to have my own Rajneesh! ♥

[davidpwns999]

midnight smoker

[peuterschmidt]

Midnight Talker ; )

[morky14]

Midnight toker...

[SwiiFtiinFusion]

@peuterschmidt WHAT THE FUCK IS A MIDNIGHT TALKER?

[peuterschmidt]

@SwiiFtiinFusion A person who will talk with you at midnight instead of going to sleep, its a film called the love guru....

I did say, the original song was probably different

[sumbody19]

@SwiiFtiinFusion you mean midnight toker 0:45 in the vid? to toke up means to get high

[juandiegoviecco]

@sumbody19 :O lol tough it said midnight talker....you know like talking at midnight

[sumbody19]

@juandiegoviecco thats why at 1:30 he has a bong lmao.

[morky14]

its toker not smoker...

[peuterschmidt]

"Toker" is in place of Talker, Not smoker, Smoker is in all versions

[morky14]

But you both said "midnight". the word talker is never in the song, and he never says midnight smoker

[NanSupertramp]

That's because the line is "I'm a joker, I'm a smoker, I'm a midnight toker."

[morky14]

Yeah? why are you telling me? you just argued the same thing i was arguing... the other guys were making up lines, like midnight smoker, and midnight talker... and they never even say talker...

[rabbitcancer]

@morky14 lol-fail

[morky14]

how am i failing exactly? because im the only person not making up lyrics? fuck you retard

[morky14]

wow someone who agrees with me

[mtsoccer35]

no it always says toker in all his songs

[mmmmmmmmmmonkey1]

whats the song there playing

[DeleteThisMF]

Steve Miller Band - The Joker

[MultiJerkoff]

....THAYS MY NAME, MORON!!!

[jzone1234567890]

myers for king!!!

[EthanSurbaugh]

holy crap, jessica alba in indian garb!

[DeleteThisMF]

Proves she's re-dick-culously hot in any garb.

[EthanSurbaugh]

so true

[MultiJerkoff]

Love Guru? .....more like SHIT GURU!!!

Myers sucks!!!!!

[scheherazade10]

you are a jerk off sir

[cheritaylor6]

hahaah wow :D

[XnonHaterX]

0:56 is hilariouse look at his face and hands!

[Jackasskidz4]

is it me or does his little guitar look like a penis

[Dbst]

just you freak

[jzone1234567890]

AND YES SHE DOES!!!!! LOL

[jzone1234567890]

did anyone else see the "your text here" box?

0:48

[comicdude100]

it says enter your text here

[Techno22Freak]

jessica looks really beautiful in the traditional indian clothes right???

[VarunMehtasWorld]

yes she does

[Strauchanie1551]

@Techno22Freak she does

[xXxInazumaxXx]

I love this movie, but they should have picked another girl for Jessica Alba's character...

[redith137]

HELL NAW I love Jessica. Who would you have rather seen?

[xXxInazumaxXx]

I'm not sure... Maybe someone who's not 'too pretty'.

My opinion is that they make Jessica only into a pinup to get higher numbers of watchers. She looks nothing like a boss for a hockey team at all. No offence to Jessica btw.

[Jackasskidz4]

straight up, she is bangin

[jasonbananafoot]

LMAO

ledge

[mustafa565786]

Anybody know the name of this song?

[chrisgipp]

the joker - Steve miller band

[JeevanaChanchal]

The micro looks like a penis with balls!!!!

[rockstarJ19]

the joker..

i think..

[cwcpr]

anybody NOT?

[Shadow199356]

the joker - steve miller band

[BilliKhanum]

What the fudge

[MartinKrauen]

yeah alba s smokin hot I d tap her 24/7

[BlueMoonTearDrop]

Too Cool!

[alphons98]

ya its a sitar

[GustheReaper]

does anyone know what is the instrument tha guru pitka plays????

[piratekitsune]

it might be a sitar. in fact im going to say its definitely a sitar.

[Dancing88Mike]

Jessica Alba is every mans dream regardless of color Baby

[skater121662]

god.. jessica alba is so hot..

[IJestI]

Funny movie... though i felt "The Guru" was better.

[Glugul]

the joker

lol

[marastar02]

whats this song called?

[chekdis1]

Steve Miller band - The Joker

[m3trule]

it's cool hindou

[GreenFighter]

god dam, calm down you ass fucker, i'm indian, born and raised and watch lots of bollywood movies. i recently watched this movie and i find it completely hilarious and mike myers hit the stereotypes on the dot.

[Zabatsue]

you said on the dot!

[GreenFighter]

HA! nice one. lol.

[Zabatsue]

no offence tough

[nonamesfuckingwork]

luvvvvvvvv it

[Notorious725]

You agree with that jackass? There's nothing wrong with what you said. You are paranoid little people if you think the Western world is out for Bollywood. You took the name 'Hollywood', and changed the first letter in an attempt to identify it as the Hollywood (Western world) of India. I have quite a few East Indian friends and I'm glad none of them think like you two morons. If we didn't pay attention to Bollywood you'd hate, if we do, you hate, it's lose lose. Stop complaining and laugh.

[rijualegend]

first of all iam big fan of bollywood i know a lot of bollywood history more then u do..all iam sayin is there is a sterotypical view of bollywood by the westerners which thousands of indian ppl find offensive.. i never fuckin said that the entire race hates bollywood.. dude bollywood has changed a lot and if u are an indian u know that.. obv its gonna be cherographed by an indian cause its a fuckin so called bollywood song.. remember the host of slumdog he was told to speak in an indian accent

[chrislola2]

i play my music in the suuunnnn@@@@

[rijualegend]

well i really hink that way the western world has alwayz taken the piss out of india whether its accent food or bollywood wich makes me angry.. i dont hink white ppl lyke bollywood.. it just means they c bollywood as a laughin stock and they lyke it in an another way in a funny kinda way if u know wat i mean but i hink after slumdog their image might change

[tallchick555]

they like bollywood but the guru was from bollywood and he wanted 2 sing so its not makin fun of it

[rijualegend]

obv u are not an indian but iam and beleive me wat pissed me off was jessica albas voice because thats no way how indian female singers sing and besides all that in many movies they make fun of indian accent wich makes furious because thats a sterotype western world has.. i remember many slumdog stars mentioned that they had to change their accent into a funny indian accent even though they dont really speak that way naturally and only the host of millionare did not change the accent

[Notorious725]

Shut the fuck up. How can you assume that an entire race hates Bollywood? It was Indian actors, and coreographed by an Indian, so does that mean Indians are taking the piss out of Bollywood too? There's no pleasing people like you, you'll always find a way to make yourself the victim somehow. And, you get offended at fans of the movie because of their nationality. You're an ethnocentric, zenophobic tiny little man.

[rijualegend]

that slumdog host was told to speak in an indian accent but he said he would only do the film if he spoke in his original normal accent..just to give u an example.and that accent of the cop was also not his original accent.anywayz after warner bros signing deal with bollywood and after slumdog many westerners image of bollywood has changed..i mean the likes of stallone,brandon,denise richards,kylie minogue,snoopdogg has all worked in bollywood so yes things are changing and it will change

[anthonycunha24]

some call me the gangster of love, some ppl call me muarice. because i speak of the popatus of loveee LMFAO this song is tha shizz

[rijualegend]

excuse me i hink u are an indian u should be in my side and not let the western world take the piss out of bollywood all the time i mean look at the way jessica alba sang thats not how indian female singers sing and u know that and u know that bollywood has changed a lot and now most of the songs are rap hip hop based fast songs sitar is still widely used in PANJABI music and bollywood there is a big difference

[nonamesfuckingwork]

fucck anthony i luv it

some people call me the space cowboy

lol

[anthonycunha24]

LMFAO shawn i love this song too it's fucking epic!!

[nonamesfuckingwork]

i luv this song

[gogo245]

Its sooooo....... like BOLLYWOOD! LOL

[lightgoddess117]

I loev this............it is my favorite part

[TDGfanatic12]

damn jessica alba you sexy!

[rijualegend]

typical sterotyping bollywod let me tell u some facts first lets start with sitar.. sitar in india is almost non existence in bollywood as it is such an ancient instrument its only used in classical music

[4corpse2grinder0]

I'm a joker, i'm a smoker, i'm a midnight toker!

[PacRowSF]

BEST SCENE EVER

[xDAproductionx]

omfg jessica's voice pisses me off in this lmao

[cloverkid65986598]

awesome movie

[Benjibeans1]

Dude mike Myers is amazing he can sing and act this guy is pretty tight.

[lilgunit67]

what this song call

[daintypictures]

the joker

[SPAUTICUS]

Mike Myers is M-azing! His jokes make me laugh no matter how subtle they are! :}

[cutiecaveyxD]

thiz iz the best movie ever :D

[kundudance]

haha im at the end of a second and we had 3 days of shooting

[lovesphilosophy]

i found this online and i havent stopped watching and they have perfect harmony in this i love it!

[trk4eva]

this part was well good!! :D

[CallofDuty4Channel]

The Love Guru is the best movie ever

[CHIPMUNKben4]

yea the sitar is the best thing

[LiLArtisTCearA]

is that really Jessica Albat singing

[halo3luver12]

nooo....is iz a cover lol

[maroney66]

Awesome song and i want the sitar he has got awesome as. Mike Myers is awesome

[heyilylol88]

the song is the joker by the steve miller band

[sipix22]

anyone know the name of this song im trying to find it

[JennyU24]

its called the joker

[devilray27]

1:30