NMA 2010.06.30 動新聞 神學士恐怖「猴」子 受訓狙殺美軍

[smallkonmi]

如果人類打輸猴子的話，那就太杯具了

[yerst2]

0:29 lol

[now00653]

猩球崛起

[yy177515cty]

猴子自己成立國家把人類全滅了會怎樣............

[1227leochin]

this is sad...

[TheTrueTank249]

If King Kong on the side of taliban, we are fucked

[orrysaox]

@TheTrueTank249 come on your still have transformers

[TheTrueTank249]

@orrysaox what?

[TheTrueTank249]

@orrysaox What?

[knightsfly5]

@TheTrueTank249 send the king kong angelina jolie

[extincao100]

WATH THE FUCK!??

[DiMoS650501]

Rise of the Planet of the Apes?

[sinlws]

不穿軍服的話，猴子還會向軍隊開槍嗎？

[Sykarus]

lol so the "terrorists" are training monkeys to kill NATO troops?

[TheTrueTank249]

@Sykarus I know it sounds crazy, YES

[BillyWingFTW]

d'awww thats adorable

[ak47ak47100]

the monkeys can reload bullet

??

他們懂裝子彈不? -.-

倒不如給猴子用重機槍算了

在樹上亂槍掃射~

[bowiefan5]

14 people are animal rights activists



[whitelion44]

I thought this was a joke until I saw the film of the monkey(or ape) with the gun in its hands I agree this is desperate. Wait until a monkey points the gun at a guard to rob him of Bananas

[FullAutomagic]

HOLY CRAP! PHEAR!

[FullAutomagic]

@FullAutomagic So Afraid!

[raymond759]

Your life has no value fighting for the taliban.

[kitten1up]

可能是狗狗炸彈客==`

[CAPTAINxCOOKIES]

there becoming desperate to defeat America now.. i mean c'mon this is PATHETIC!

[k1p2r3o4n5t6]

下次該不會要小鳥扔炸彈吧

[mantassxmantassx]

My rection 0_o

[W1313iY]

on9

[BASEM434]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo­ooooooool

[noahm56]

its funny cause the monkey are probably a better shot then the taliban

[FrankPovah]

Yeh - sort of like handing the military nuclear weapons

[aa930482]

真的假的~ 猴子有這麼強嗎= =

[Arian1105]

پشتونه کوس دوختره زن اش با يد تلا شي شوه .پنجابياه بمبه در سوراخه کوس زنه پشتون جابجا ميکونند.راي کوسه بايد گروفت. خوداشوماره بشرمانه مرديد کوني زنيتان کوسي مرگ برتمامه پشتونه القايده

[bass0711]

猴子變成最可憐的犧牲者..

[dukeon]

Someone should tell Karl Pilkington about this!

[chria3886]

Goodness where do they get bananas way out there!!!!!!

[mondosai]

shon sho shan shi sho hozi awan ti shoiy sha shin pang PROPAGANDA

[LeeroyFan101]

Oh no the moneys are going bananas! LOL!

[TheTechAdmin]

So they're upgrading

[Derp1978]

TRANSLATION PLZ!!!!

[smisbad]

-.- 點進來看到評論害我嚇到.... 以為走錯地方....

他們何不訓練猴子綁炸彈自爆比較快 XDDD

[douboymkIII]

@wyatt9600

fucking retarded white trash is going to be retarded white trash

[FOGoticus]

The best proof for people to understand that japanese and chineese people really are inteligent!

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@FOGoticus

o rly

[abarai2007]

@FOGoticus nope they just start school earlier

[hamroun12]

hahahha how fake could one video possible be

[MrCiNiC]

>.>

[soulofshiver]

U.S. been doing this for decades. Get with the times man.

[vinsong]

@wyatt9600 correction, china is not communist, did you not notice lack of equality, the capitilistic cravings of the chinese companies wanting to make money and disregarding health and safety like the toy company, or the baby milk company that posioned babies in china just to make a few more yuan. So plz.

[gekigasky]

wat

[Thebeastcalledmydong]

Damn. It appears the Taliban is just one step ahead. The war is lost...

[Skinnyoompalumpa]

@Thebeastcalledmydong

yeah we might as well leave now lol

[klarth1234]

translated: American government has confirmed the existence of monkey killers in afghanistan. afghanistani terrorists have trained monkeys to use guns and riffles to shoot and aimed at people that dressed in US military uniform. But recently there are incidents in afgha where monkeys with guns are used to entertain tourist. There is a possibility thtat animal groups in the state would push for the us goverment to withdraw troops from afghanistan.

[edgarshere]

LOLWUT?

[Kidd724]

Next Media Animation is known for making farcical simulations of alleged real life events, a la their satire of Tiger Woods' car crash and Steve Jobs getting caught with shurikens at a Japanese airport.

[AsianMen4Me]

@wyatt9600 This is traditional Chinese, used in Taiwan which is not a communist country. Who is the idiot again?

[athrun200]

@AsianMen4Me

In fact, traditional Chinese is also used in Hong Kong, and this video is made by Hong Kong.

At 0:50, it tells us that US military had this idea during Vietnam War to against the enemies. Ironically, it is now used to against US troops.

I think those people learn this from wikileak, I am not sure :P

[VeryInteresting2day]

Japanese: ShinShinSHun chin SHao SHing Shu Shyao Shin Shin shun shun shao shichinshishishinnnniao shin chi shin nin shin shyao shin sheee chao shun shin shee shun

English: Them Monkeys learning to use guns for bananas.

[TheBasementDwelIer]

@VeryInteresting2day its not Japanese. Its Mandarin I believe.

[AsianMen4Me]

@VeryInteresting2day It's Mandarin, dumbass.

[595o]

@VeryInteresting2day Japanese would be more like: gomenasai gongren-chan kara dakara jihui shehui qudi kara lilun oneee-chan nee?

[megasin1]

one step closer to timesplitters

[NecromanceS]

@megasin1 Next they'll be fixing fishbowls up with robotic legs and arms and teaching them to use guns.

[SpeedySpyro]

wut

[DurtDurty]

im with the monkeys

[empv2]

wow monkeys are much more smarter than you think, next step: sniper monkeys

[ebola4fun]

this speaks a lot for the position of the towelieban on the evolutionary tree

[diescheize11]

id rather not shoot a monkey though

[MrTheperson101]

they bribed them with bananas!

[gantzerek]

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat.

[PolArbezcukru]

too much "shynshushy" in this fucked up language.

[Derp1978]

Sorry which ones are the Monkeys in this clip?

[cerebrateone]

@Derp1978 the one speaking

[tiberianfiend]

Stay tuned for more ridiculous Chinese news right after a word from our sponsor.

[JordanWilde]

LOLWUT!

[olddirtybtard]

G-UNIT!

[acciobooks19]

Have monkeys fight your war? You know they'll go Benedict Arnold in a monkey millisecond on your ass if someone offers them a banana, right? Not that I blame them. Bananas are awesome.

[DerekWolfHarvey]

I knew it would end like this.

[bull068]

This looks totally believable. I've always distrusted monkeys. I guess that, secretly, I always knew this day would come.

[Solenor92]

We have to counter attack to this!!

We need to start attaching GPS systems on top of birds, and train them to follow the Taliban!

[Spiderzumbie]

I have personally seen the camps in these videos. The Chinese haven't even hit the tip of the iceburg. I have to constantly chang IPs, and I don't have much time, so all I can say is Narwhales.

[bilbo6669]

Toomuch moonspeak in the comments.

[benchiu1993]

今次訓練猴子,下次就大猩猩.

將來這此猿猴軍控制不了,猿人爭霸戰就真實上演啦!

[Fishdogpigsquirrel]

@benchiu1993 lol I have no clue what the fuck youre saying

[x46827193]

一根香蕉就解決了.....

[lovona09]

is this for real how the hell?

[gnrmay25th]

人類的戰爭請不要牽連其他動物!!!

[sanarkhos]

It has graphics...it must be true

[smartlion101]

Monkey see....Monkey Kill.....lol

[anuthutantrum]

best video on youtube

[BenHur76008]

I think you'd be increasing the mortality rate of your own soldiers if you handed a bunch of monkeys light machine guns.

[McLurk]

@BenHur76008

Nonsense! Chimps with RPKs! Best. Idea. Ever.

[WhitetailMafia1]

@McLurk the light machine gun was actually a pkm not an rpk

[blacklistcrew666]

haha

[IBulletSurgeon]

OMFG LOOK AT THOSE GRAPHICS

[Murderafishy]

要不要再訓練幾隻狗當彈藥兵啊.......

(X猩狗X大冒險==)

[whilshals]

fly my pretties (GNW)

[Madzombie51]

The only way this threat can be countered is with elite trained Koala bears

[LeadLead]

@Madzombie51 They're not bears, retard. You must be American.

[Madzombie51]

@LeadLead Wow, you must be one of those very special people, also known as a thundercunt. I am from Brisbane btw, but w/e fucktard.

[LeadLead]

@Madzombie51 So you're just a retard then? Well done.

[ecar6]

LOLLL this is hilarious...there's a TIME article saying that this is a hoax.

[mrlensk]

@lokallize nty, hilariously inaccurate reports like this are much funnier than tabloids could ever be.

[jesusfreakproducties]

lol, sure... xD its a hoax! check geenstijl.nl :P

[lokallize]

this is worser t\hen the underground complex they use to talk about osama having what chinna needs are stars like britney spears and mylie cyrus to fill there news report about

[Guythemanly]

They are sending blacks into war now?

[Noobssuckass300]

@Guythemanly lmfao!

[TosPowah]

Smile je staat op GeenStijl.

[maasro]

Planet of the apes is coming!

[Metaalmetijsklontjes]

No idea what was just said in this vid, but I've got the munchies for some Beijing duck.

[53ONE4]

lol

[PriesT195]

Chinese media are fucking retarded!

[toxic420timothy]

why train monkeys when they do have a country full of sand apes,shit does not makes sence:p

[RijenRijen]

hahahahaha would have been fun

[volrathy]

I for one welcome our new monkey overlords

[TheFirearmEnthusiast]

@megawarpvideo

So is Vietnamese lol. Ning nang nong two dora fid-dy LOL!

[buraiallanstarforce]

Wait, is this actually true? I mean, it's a news source, but news sources can be affected with misinformation and propaganda…

I almost feel like I'd have to be shot by one of these monkeys to actually believe in this.

[giabelsi]

I think it's only fair the monkeys get the virgins. 

[Lexman00]

It's not gorilla warfare, its "Guerilla Warfare," Spanish for "little war."

[PeedizzleFoShizzle]

@Lexman00 I think he was trying to make a pun. You know, a play on words kind of thing. Yeah.

[Lexman00]

@PeedizzleFoShizzle Yes, I know that, but I just wanted to make it clear for people, because confusing "guerilla" for "gorilla" warfare is a common misconception among many people. Perhaps you haven't noticed that.

[PeedizzleFoShizzle]

@Lexman00 K.

[luisefer]

lmao you know one of those monkeys have killed their handlers, it would be hilarious to see! but ya We(u.s) stare at goats they train terrorist monkeys lol just thought of monkey suicide bombers ( its morally horrendous to joke of terrorist but this is america DGF right!?)

[chris91199199]

stupid taliban...

[Tracyconly]

Unbelievable!

[DomWrath]

really? CGI?

i guess im just laughing on the inside

[NickRoeder]

Which one is the monkey?

[lagundafire]

any person with half any common sense can tell this is totally fake.

[noelsoong777]

Monkey are smart creatures what they would really do is shoot the terrorist to get the bananas.

[RobinDropping]

They should try giving heroine to the monkeys , it might be far more effective than bananas . There's lots of that in Afghanistan too , they could have the hugest army then.

[Smoke0me0a0kipper]

If they run out of ammo, they can always throw poo.

[tegantuckermaxfactor]

Won't be too long now until bear cavalry is the real deal.

[noelsoong777]

@tegantuckermaxfactor The Russians might be doing that.

[unionnet27]

Thats the craziest! 

[Lonewolf2581]

Its not just NATO thats monkeying around in Afghanistan.

Time to outsource to Bucky' O Hare.

[noelsoong777]

@Lonewolf2581 America had their monkey that was well trained. That's George W. Bush

[MrSapphireLabyrinth]

Isn't this just taking the piss out of people who join the army?

[MrRubicon420]

ok ladies, thats enough of the sissy back and forth over the internet, unless one of you are planning on flying out to meet the other one, just stop, both of you look like fools.

[eglbc]

did they died?

[Stratomacaster]

You can tell by the way they are flinging poop - those aren't monkeys - they're just taliban with their towels off.

[diviz0r]

wow biggest bullshit ever hahaha

we do they post this as being real?! its like onion news. humor you know

[guerrillacell]

While this seems ridiculous and silly. I can certainly imagine monkeys being trained as suicide bombers. They would be able to send whole platoon sized factions of trained animals to kill innocent citizens, or opposing soldiers.

Animals have been used by humans in warfare for centuries, such as dogs, horses, elephants, and even swine.

It's not unfathomable to become a serious threat to our troops. They are small, fast, and intelligent.

[rrattlehead84]

@guerrillacell

Don't you love it when someone reads a news article and then restates it as an original observation or thought? Clearly you clicked the youtube link in Time's "Top 10 Militant Animals".

[guerrillacell]

@rrattlehead84

no. but i do love it, when a smug cocksucker like yourself makes an erroneous comment to disparage someone for no good reason other than to overcompensate for your small dick, you fuckface motherfucker.

that's; what i love

[rrattlehead84]

@guerrillacell

Erroneous? I don't think it would have struck such a note if it was erroneous. Nice mouth.

[guerrillacell]

@rrattlehead84

wow...you're still a cocksucker. i see nothing has changed.

nice mouth? what a fucking bore you are.

[MyFavorites791]

@guerrillacell You're making yourself out to be an idiot. Stop while you're behind.

[pamuel3]

The good news is that clearly the Taliban is short on recruits -- thus the need for monkeys. The bad news is that the Taliban has single handedly initiated the inevitable demise of the human race via Planet of the Apes. Between computers taking over the world and monkeys trained to use machine guns -- we are screwed.

[coodaman]

lololol what can i say here that havent been said hahahaha

[dpaulh76]

ha ha ha!! that is some funny monkey business!!

[docwhispr]

now that is some funny shit

[GamingPalooza]

funniest shit i've seen in quite some time. Once the monkey catch on and get wise, they will just shoot their asses and take the banana's.

[hofstb]

I wonder if they have better aim than the rest of 'em?

[anonlul]

that's racist.

[diamonddiver]

Monkey news.

[plainbob13]

Dam. The Taliwackers are using thier wifes now. How sad.

[Aliendear]

I say we train the monkeys, man has done enough damage. Time for a new god, a new planet. "Planet of the Apes" was not just a movie, it was a prophecy. "Beware the beast man, for he is the Devil's pawn. Alone among God's primates, he kills for sport or lust or greed. Yea, he will murder his brother to possess his brother's land. Let him not breed in great numbers, for he will make a desert of his home and yours. Shun him, for he is the harbinger of death."

[hockygrljd]

@ccrich100 great comment

[ccrich100]

@hockygrljd hey - how are you? :)

[SwhereNthing]

@ccrich100 Congratulation, you are a very clever and in the known man without any kind of prejudice! A noble part of the great western culture! And - of course I must say this too - fortunately you are not suggestible by anyone, by the media or by the main political forces in your country

[jennycheung08]

@ccrich100 

[jimbo9650]

LOL

[RomanicusMaximus]

Taiwan-based Next Media Animation, which churns out CGI parodies like The Onion on ginseng, put together a video report on the killer monkeys. Over at Stars and Stripes, Jeff Schogol (the Rumor Doctor) went so far as to check with NATO officials, Chinese Embassy officials and a primatologist at the University of Wisconsin at Madison. 

[bigmac364]

You just know that this was thought up by some Taliban soldiers after hitting the hash a little bit to hard.

[Rhezoloution]

I bet if you trained monkeys to shoot they would shoot at anyone including the trainers! LOL so go ahead and try Taliban!

[doompotty]

GORRILA WARFARE!

[KhmerD0g]

@doompotty

monkeys see monkeys do #FTW

[ww2footage]

muslim heaven will be full of monkeys ...muhahahah

[ChopstickBrando]

@ww2footage

will THEY get 72 virgins each, too?

[EzlyNfatuated]

@ChopstickBrando 72 bananas

[Sixarmedwerewolf]

Why can't we just laugh at the silliness~

so why are asian ppl so dumb xD