Why Shane Is Quiting?!?

[72chilly]

my heart literly stopped... PLEASE dont do that!! <3

[blackarrow189]

why cant you talk about miley no more??

[mazzyrebeccaway]

i just! cried my eyes out!!!! thank youuu!!!!!

[911psychochick]

We will never get sick of you Shane! We love you! <3

[goodgir188]

shane thr will never be too much of you.

[darkstormdaku]

Too much Shane Dawson? Never.

[QueenOfHeartsHeart]

...was this posted on April fools day or something wht was with the cancer thing.. Lol -3 Shane

[lisalynntorres13]

im still cryin becuz yhu sed dat i cant stopp!!!!!!!!!!!

[hustlaboy78]

and i deff can't picture you fat

[hustlaboy78]

he clearly didnt quit morons look at when the video was posted!

[MsSexyemogirl666]

YOU UTTER BASTARD!!!!!!!!! I thought you were for real and I started crying floods of tears!!!! I'm not even exaggerating, I would never go on YouTube again if you had died. That was deep. Not cool. Still love you, though. -3

[fashiondiva112]

i woud deff cry if smthing happened to shane!!

[piaybackjunkie17]

I would cry forever if Shane quit. The haters should just get lost!!!

[tacosrock924]

OMG that scared me !!!

[Mrpicklebeak]

this was posted on my bdayy!!!!!!!!!

[XoXoJustDream]

who is the girl jw?

[CourageKeeper]

@XoXoJustDream Brittani

[TheMichaelarocks]

Jealous? Yes Shane yes I am. 

[TheItsme55]

brittanni: all the girls are crying. ahahhahah

[2012partygirlify]

omg lol i so thought he was for real!

[2012partygirlify]

omg i was about to cry!!!

[2020basha]

its just easier to do, takes less effort... i love ur craziness!!!!! ily

[2020basha]

talking is boring ..too much of it

[PaolaZajac]

Shane you nearly gave me a heart attack!!!! O.o

[iXSmexiiXi]

We would never get sick of youD:

[addisonfifield1]

Prick

[aquoslover200]

Lemme tell you something if you EVER stop making blogs and if you stop making fun of celebs...I WILL FLUFFING KILL YOU IN YOUR SLEEP! nah i keed...NOT

[OMFGDubstepZombie]

Shane, You seriously got aids. .....Im sorry

[daddysgirlda]

OMG! i started crying!!! U SUK :D

[stickiestdrago]

p.s im a man

[stickiestdrago]

i fukin thout i couldent see shane and friends gunu see new shane and friends

[orangedeathpurplangl]

unhg he quit on my birthday D:<

[TheMetalbomber]

All these people getting all worked up as it is.

[stardollmemberful]

holy cra* MAN I ALMOST SHIAT MY SELF WHENE I HERD U HAD CANCER!

[supersinger609]

I was so upset when u said that u have cancer and I was crying then my "friend" came back from the wash room and was laughing at me....... Not fun.

Also when ur cat opened the door my dad jumped out a scared the ____ out of me lol.

Add me Shane :p

[cutieboo12345]

When you said Cancer im like NOOOOO then I paused it and cried and Im like I have to see how he got it at least then I played it and you started laughing im like Shane! Lies! >:O You made me so scared. D:

[sross946]

Im glad ur not actually quiting plus the peeps who get tired of you there not fans at all :)

[megamooer12]

BTW im making it a goal of mine to comment on every video you've ever made cus im 1 of yr biggest fans look for my comments

[megamooer12]

What the fuck man why would u do that i almost had a heart attack and i was freaking out there for a second

[megamooer12]

What the fuck man why would u do that i almost had a heart attack and i was freaking out there for a second

[LuxoJRJR]

7:52 shane was belemic?

[emokittendog]

That's not funny shane!!!!

[Nerdifierful]

When you said you had cancer, I paused it and started crying so much.

[puppybigglesworth]

Agree

[brookeln99]

I could never get sick of you shane <3 xoxoxoxox brooke

[brookeln99]

I could never get sick of you shane <3

[brookeln99]

how did brittnay know!!!!

[brookeln99]

I almost did cry for you though!!! i was concerened!!!!!!

[xXCuteRawrXx13]

holy fking chicken cr@p. U scared the sh!t out of me! D:<

[Jay13von]

U made me cry I luv u shane!!!!

[AliceFits]

you could sooooooooo tell he was lying!!!lol <3 you shane

[annoyingtheorange1]

It was so simple to find out he was lying

[joycwee]

shane u made me cry!!! :''''''''''(

[ammby692]

you don't need to change anything i like your videos you do to right that is the only thing that matter that and sry im talkin to muck this video gave me a hardatack so i talk alot any way finaly bye

[ammby692]

again don't go no were your video awsome they might even top spongebob

[ammby692]

that and plz don't stop making video's

[ammby692]

you had me scared i love your video

[tomhhh97]

i have one of those bumps in my neck

[stefangornall]

It's all the twelve year old girls who want to f**k you that are commenting lol

[101RedSugar]

U stupid fucking bitch I started crying cuz of u and don't ever do that again!! I honestly don't know what I would do if u stopped making youtube vids.

[emogreendaygurl]

when u said cancer i started to cry, only a little, but then u started laughing AND DONT U EVER DO THAT AGAIN SHANE!! NEVUUR! D: ARGHH WHY?! WHY?!! ARGHH D:..........i love you :3 <3

[Buddythedogable]

Holy fug you scared the fudging flipping penguins out of me! DONT EVER DO THAT AGAIN MOTHER FLIPPA! You'll kill me!

[KatieJennaNimmo]

HOLY SHIT U HAD ME SO FUDGING WORRIED I ALMOST CRIED UNTILL I HEARD OH THAT WAS TOO FAR NOOOOOOOOOOOO SHANE THE FIRST TIME I WAS SCARED ON UTUBE NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

[iamgulden]

Oh My Goooood!! I literally started crying... I couldnt control myself and then you laughed and I started smiling.. So, yea, that's how much I love you..

[91HinataHyuga]

hidden nasty

[91HinataHyuga]

I actually was crying

[eamonnrongione]

I think u should keep making crazy vidz, that's what makes them funny.

[lilcutie2390]

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[xboxlambo640]

why did you scare me like that shane? i fucking love you bitch!!!

[MrXxCupcakesxX]

when is he making another blog tv vid?????

[kitty79999]

scandalist<3

i lovee you shane :3

[SilverWolf866]

Awww poor Muffins. XP

[XDsteffie]

NOOOOO WE WILL NEVER GET SICK OF YOU SHANE!!!

[MrAppleJuicee]

i hate how the top two comments are from 2 or 3 weeks ago

when this video was made 2 years ago......

[TheLauren1219]

Yay MUFFINS!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

[hannahdawsey13]

So FUCK u Shane rock

[hannahdawsey13]

Shane is funny so you guy

[pancakebelieber]

-.- shane fuck you

[kittygal1809]

omg it didnt as a shock to me cos i read the comments first thank god u r healthy shane <3 <3

[lgdsvcd]

*again



[lgdsvcd]

I almost cried when u said u had canser!! dont scare us like that agsin!

[Najbrugge]

BRITTANIIIIIIIII

[joycwee]

SHANE U SCARED ME!!!! D':

[FreakOutBabe19]

Press "8" over and over. :P

[trafford2k9]

DONT EVEEEEER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN. i know this is 2011, but i nearly cried! i <3 u shane!

[76bobbyj]

i love u thezez videos are halarious. !!!! dnt quit

[Avrilrules100]

omg at first i was like OMG en beNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO­OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO then before i watched the video i thought but you are still makeing vids but the point is WFT SHANE HAHAHAHAHAHA NOT FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! bu

[AshleighBabidollTV]

press 6 over and over xDDDDDDDDDDD

[Dayskylark]

I want to be made but he's a really good actor

[toryahs101]

wow shane!!!

[VivaLaFesta]

LIAR!

(can't stop laughing)

[winterfrost99]

shane u r awesome and u scared the shit out of me

[H8meBreakme]

Shane, you know I love you, but I should jump through this screen and bitch slap you with a banana for that lie!! -_-

[Taymar12x]

I will never never never never NEVER FUCKING NEVERR get sick of u, and you still are making fun of celebs? x btw never NEVER SCARE ME LIKE THAT AGAIN!!! x

[melonlemonade2]

you are so fuckn awesome and cool. i love love love love you.but you scared me you really scared me

[skullfairy72]

he scared the fuck out of me u jack ass but i love you that way ;)

[dragonzebra86]

I FUCKING HATE YOU SHANE Y WOULD U SAY THAT bu t I still love you!

[thenerdgirl555]

im going to hurt him soooooo hard!!!!!i love u XD

[SofiaVonOzZ]

FUCK YOU SHANE DONT SCARE ME :( i love you <3 <3

[madelynlovesshaneD]

you scaredme... love u :)

[ThePenguinsrock221]

my mouth dropped when he said he had cancer i thought i was gunna cry but then he started laughing andi was like you dumb butt much! luve you shanee!! <3

[PopzRockerz]

this is just a shane troll, cuz shane dawson puts info in the description... so [: buh bye!

[ItzBubz]

I cried When you said you had cancer and got a huge knot in my stomach :'(

[jackloveswills11]

She you got me to shed a tear, i havent sheded one in over 2 years, honestly but then you said you had cancer and i sheded a tear thats how much i love you, your my bfffffffllll, in my head i love you:)<3<3<£<3<3<3<3<3£,£,3

[juggalo21931000]

whos the hot chick huh did u hit that cause i would 

[bronaghbby38]

@juggalo21931000 That is Brittney Louise Taylor she has a youtube channel and she is also in a lot of Shane's videos :)

[SamAmanda911]

my cat opens doors 2! haha

[aleinaaleinaaleina]

omg i fell for tht 4 a minute when u said u had cancer omg i got so scared :(

[MyAnthony9]

right wen u said cancer I paused the video bust out crying pushed my laptop off the desk, i ran downstairs and cried so much, i was bumping music, and crying then i decided to take a drive i went to a bar and didnt come home for 1 day... i came back to see my laptop i plugged in the charger and played the video then you started laughing then i broke my laptop and threw it out the window then used my moms laptop to comment and explain what happened cuz youre my whole life! im a dude too

[Kawasakiforlife7]

@MyAnthony9 i have cancer...

[Kawasakiforlife7]

@MyAnthony9 nahh, im being scandalist 

[carlybug971]

Omg!!!! I cried you butthole!!! But I still love you Shane!!!:D

[TheRandomgirl2000]

you got me there i almost cryed when you said you had cancer glad you dont xxxxxxx

[3yss3ttok1ll]

omg i almost cried lol

[NienNien2]

does he still do these??

[wintersnap1313]

HOLY FUUUUCK SHANE I THOUGHT U ACTUALLY HAD CANCER NOT FUNNY CAUSE MY GRANPA DIED OF CANCER wait what was I talking about?... OH YEAH TO FAR LUV YA SHANE BUT TO FAR lol jk

[blukittygeek]

Just like all your other fans, I started crying when you said you had cancer. You're loved, Shane. And if you really did have cancer, I'd start a fund for you <3 but seriously, way to make a viewer (or 206,392) cry :/

[thetootiefrootie1]

you horrible piece of crap i paused the video as soon as you said you had cancer and i went downstairs put on the music channel and cried for a whole hour then i finally decided to come back upstairs and watch the rest of the video and at first it was anger (you can tell because this is a new computer) but then i was really happy because i found out you wouldnt die and then 2 mins after that i couldnt help but sh*t my pants because my dad just walked through the door :(

[scarecrow9516]

you jerk i was going to cry like crazy!!! but i didnt because i knew that there had to be a punch line or somthing XD

[GamingChief157]

When u sed u had cancer I I dont wanna say my hart stopped then it would have been like this Shane i have cancer me thud dead on desk Shane I'm just kidding me Cherp Cherp still dead

[babes571]

when u saidthere was a bump in my thoruat i was like its a thing called a adams apple then u said cancer i started like screamiung and crying

[carolgoforit]

silly you r.r



[doyouownacanadian]

wow jerk way to make me cry

[daddysangel40]

u said its cancer and i allmost started crying then u kept going on about ut an my eyes were watery then u said just kidding and i was knowing him tge just kidding was a just kidding aghh

[weheartshanedawson1]

When u said u had cancer my heart like stopped

[PiffyBrute]

Your owmows gave me a gartatack

[joycwee]

u scared me i was balling me eyes out!!!!

[oldiehaha]

i. cried.

[peacelovebeuty]

My heart like kinda stopped when he said he had cancer!!

[93Volleychick]

Litterally that is the reason

[93Volleychick]

@sparkle33o they are just obsessed with Shane lol

[FAZZIOlauren654]

LOL! AT FIRST WHEN HE SAID HE HAD CANCER I CRIED MY EYES OUT!!!! thanks a lot Shane! I LUV YOU! :)

[shanedaw100]

I cried!!

[BSWCR]

i was like OMG...then i looked at the date..

[Sparkle33o]

I uhh kinda dont kno why ppl are crying did he say sonething idk but can someone tell me why ppl are crying cause i dont get it

P.s im dummer then a stick so go easy on me

[trick353]

i almost cried ! lmfao

[Alexis7141999]

OMG I was soo scared and sad...nevermind I guess lol. Well anyways..haha...I loved all the funny stuff that you did but I belive in your decision 100% no mater what it is. *even if I hate it I still will(:* I love you Shane dawson and I hope I will get to see you on tv one day. And even if I have to sit here all day and watch the same videos on here over and over again, I will find a way to keep watching you! I LOVE YOU!<3<3<3

[Raparule]

Uh I liked the crazy shows, that's why I suscribed. :(

[avrilrawrbl]

Lolz shaney you scared meh :) lolz but u made me laugh when u said u jealous XD AND IT MADE ME WANDER WHY DID U HAVE KATE AND BRITTANI IN YOUR ROOM LOLZ

[JoesTVhoes]

dude, i watch your videos, your funny as hell don't get me wrong but what you just did was sick as fuck...

[butteredmuffin35]

Omg! I was about to cry! I would be soo angry if you had cancer and if the doctor could not make you better i would drive to where you were and i would go up to the doctor grab and twist his dick so hard that he would scream like a little school girl that just scraped her knee! that or he wouldnt have his dick at all. if u ever need me just buzz me and tell me not to bring my heels! <3 u Shane =)

[shanedawsonlover36]

SHANE UR GONNA BE THE DEATH OF ME!!!!! U ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BabeyBrinny]

i was about to cry :'(

[gothgirl1217]

u scared the shit out of me!!!

[ARMEDFORCE53]

sad but strangly I was trying to figure out what he is doind with a bunch of girls in his room lolz

[OurWorldHandBook]

I'M CRYING OMG OMG OMG ­u SCARED ME SO MUCH U HAVE -NO- UDEA!!!! I still love u but that was too far 

[ItzMeIsaac]

I WAS CRYING!!!!!!!!!!

[candylips22347]

omg ur fuckin crazy i scared the shit out of mi but i still love u

[HotBlonde544]

Shane I L¤v£ you, But dont about that Shit

[YokiJane]

MOTHA FUCKA U SCARED THE HELL OUT OF ME OK I MEAN IF U HAD CANCER I WOULD BE SAD AND MAD BUT U SAYING ITS A JOKE THEN U PISS ME OFF OK BETTER NOT DIE MAN

[catie5195]

Shane, please don't do that. I started crying at "lump in my neck" and nearly died at "cancer". Then you laughed. Lolololol.

[teamkiba1]

dont ever do that again

[gawjuzgirl246]

No more Miley................ D:

[gawjuzgirl246]

omfg Shane dont do that ! :O

[retawolf2]

omg...i was about to cry at the beginning. v.v

[ihartcats5]

I love you Shane

[XxkirobizarreXx]

SHANE WTF THAT'S NOTHING TO JOKE ABOUT!!! I love ya but don't joke about that shit...

[MrChechen4life]

I enjoyed THE first secOnds

[14Smartiez]

Omigod you scared meh cuz my bf actually told meh a couple days ago he has cancer ='/ annnd then yuh tew??! so freakked hha nice shane stil luv ya

[paranoya24]

No more Miley Cyrus that's bull plain and simply bull but better than nothing just glad to see that your still here

[xneedle93]

U ASS HOW COULD YOU DO THAT I ALMOST CRIED MAN I FREAKING LOVE YOU YOUR FANS LOVE YOU THAT WAS THE SCARE OF OUR LIVES

[SuperTaffyTV]

U ass! U scared me 2 DEATH! I THOUGHT U WERE SERIOUS!

[sweetsweetoldme]

Aww not cool Shane, not cool.. That was too far :( I still love ya

[dordiemaa]

That is not cool. I almost passed out when u said that.

[docholidai90]

i just almost cried smh... i almost deleted my youtube account... im still a real man after sayiung that right?

[zoey71597]

wen u said u had cancer i almost killed myself im crying :,[

[ejtacos]

Holy shit u scared my fuckin balls off u dikwad I seriously almost fainted

[3littokittens]

I HAVE THAT BUMP ON MY NECK TOO AND YOU SCARED ME SOOOOOO MUCH!!!!!! YOU GOT ME THINKING I HAD CANCER!!! :(

[rainydaygurl97]

YOU'RE SO MEANIE!! I ALMOST STARTED CRYING!!! URGH! =(