Black Jesus: It's Getting Old

[graitbritton]

How could you say Jesus was from Egypt in the Arabian region but then turn around and say he was white? White people weren't from that region they lived in what we know as Europe and west Asia in colder climate.stop resisting the truth Jesus was black or Arab.

[LaRecessionistaFiles]

LMAAOOOOO *dead* omg

[tomjaykens]

look at this fucking nigger

[markedwardindc]

Jesus is dark.....but he has good hair.....

[Zandonus]

And thats how jesus, maybe lived. Smoked some pot, talked to some bitches. talked to niggas about why he died... and then, he died a few more times, until going away. Because the niggas took their Lowrider and Let the Light be with Jesus. Amen. Hope you liked the story. But don't take it as truth. Thank you. A theologian speaks. And have fun! :D

[lilnappyy]

every time you want somthin you come around showing yo palms

[kinghur]

Happy Birthday Jesus, bum ass mutha fucka lmao

[duhjuce]

i love u jesus

[AntonSlizzardhands]

lol

[Johnny1987ization]

You people will go to hell for this crap, I'm sorry but somebody has to say it

[Frankwolf100]

@Johnny1987ization Go to hell for what fool? 

[Johnny1987ization]

Blasphemy you stupid ass. In case you haven't noticed, Jesus wasn't FROM Africa, he spent his first child years living there in the not very black nation of Egypt. Jesus was a Jew and therefore he was from the Middle East. Read your bible stupid.

[navalavajava]

@Johnny1987ization gooooood, see you there

[Cola3607]

@Johnny1987ization hahaha

[xSpherexRKO]

hahahahahahaha

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[GhostCell47]

"Nigga that's my life!!"



[gagnezpoet]

LMAOOOOO!!!

-G

[biggamiller]

man fuck u homie....(puff) fuck u homie. lol

[jcreamy420]

i love this shit

[Tank4ev3r]

we want more tubesteak the great guys!!! come on make new vids of him!

[Obox925]

@frankylovesyall Thats not Method Man..lol

[Motown49001]

to who ever edited these videos, have it loud as fuck - or not so loud, but you can't fuckin do both

[TIGGGERD]

Thats not the real Black Jesus, the real Black Jesus had a Jerry Curl . .

[pinchej]

Lol Jesus really is Black but not ghetto

[187Killaist]

danm dog this shit is funny but in a sense straight blasphemy.. if a fear somebody in this world is GOD that right there is a force you never play with..

[Dillon1493]

flaaakkkkaaaaa

[SuperNumber777]

"Mane... Fuck you, homie!" Lol! Too funny

[differentandalike]

lmao. original. check out on you tube -how to laugh at racism

[ONYXSHADOW6]

fucking awesome

[TwoHairsInOneHole]

What the duck? 455 dislikes? Racist mother fuckers!

[youngdrodeau]

"Everytime you want somethin you come around showin yo palms"

HAHA

[Tranisdaman]

if he get strucked by lighting he will kno

lol

[MrZakksCoalition]

all i has is a nigga bleave in a nigga and to fallow

[corneliuslb]

i understand where you are coming from. it tock me a minute.

[runly1]

I demand a full-length movie!

[realist2471]

there's like 17 black jesuses living in hollywood right now.

[Reqrezentin]

Man fuck you HOMIE

[pogisiG]

didnt a nigga lay his life for you? huh? well fuck you homie..LMAO

[ShadowNinja215]

Ya pops ain't came through for a nigga

[BlackkAreolaa]

"mainee fuck you homie" lmfao

[CmoreBuhts]

If you have a great imagination this is funny as fuck

[FloridianAsshole22]

lol all ask is niggas believe in a nigga. that shit is so funny

[knickie1982]

You ppl take things WAY too seriously if you're actually having a debate about this. It's all jokes. And... JESUS IS BLACK MOFO!!!!

[corneliuslb]

jesus is black. but hes not stupit! shame on you my brother..

[AgrivatedKillah]

@corneliuslb it's a joke..hush.

[FatAlbert917]

@corneliuslb Nigga I think you mean my nigga, Nigga. Niggas these days. Nigga this, nigga that. Nigga you bullshiting me. Nigga please. Jigga my nigga, niggas for life, niggas don't bleed. Shame on a nigga. Nigga role call. Niggas, niggas, niggas. Can ya blame a nigga? They called me nigga. My nigga friend, my nigga nigga once told a nigga "Nigga can I borrow a fry, nigga?" Now how's a nigga gonna borrow a fry. Nigga is you gonna give it back, my nigga?

All of this quoted from the Boondocks

[FatAlbert917]

@FatAlbert917 Say this 5 times fast

[CW043]

OMG This shit is Hilarious right here... !

[TheDante665]

Jesus don't like it when people judge him like that. As he himself might have said, "accept me or go to hell."

[monkeypies3]

MAN FUCK YOU HOMIE

[rawn3rve]

@MarkyMARKHan smh.... I know man, i know... I was born like this...

[layah2sexc]

hahaha shit was funny as hell

[rawn3rve]

Jesus wasnt black, if anything he was african or middle eastern (which is in africa) jesus was from africa, black people are from america and so on, if ur from africa ur african... Idiots

[MarkieMARKHan]

@rawn3rve are u retarded

[AthaBeat]

@rawn3rve you my friend is the most retarded person to ever write a comment on youtube. I dont even know how you got on here.

[MoarOfTehRawkege]

@rawn3rve ...Being black is a matter of color, not necesarily a matter of race. I think you're thinking of the phrase "african american". Lots of people from Africa are black....AND AFRICAN. Shocker, I know.

[enlighteneveryone]

@rawn3rve The thing is there shouldn't be any dissociation from self. The African American is going to be official, even after you die. The N word(s), the Black, color, it will all not be as strong as African, as history of African Americans still tie en route with the culture throughout. Only thing diluting it is the money-hunger manipulation and repetition found in HipHop and R&B. Did you know those terms, color, black, N-word( including the far southern sound with 'gga), are found by racists?

[FatAlbert917]

@enlighteneveryone Nigga, I lost you at "dissociation"

[basilp63]

@rawn3rve You don't get out much do you? Well, we recently created this thing called school... You should try it sometime, it might cure your ignorance.

[deztructicus]

@rawn3rve > Africans aren't black

> AFRICAN-Americans are black

I LOLED! you're a calibre of dumbass quite rare nowadays lol

[freesz100]

@deztructicus why are african americans black but not africans.makes no sense.we are all one black race.when a racist white person call a black guy a nigger he dont care if hes african american, african, haitian or jamaican.stop that bullshit.

[deztructicus]

@freesz100 What the heck are you talking about? Did you even read @rawn3rve 's comment? -___-

In the future you should read the WHOLE conversation before talking.

[freesz100]

@deztructicus i thought you said only black americans are blacks,my bad, sorry for the trouble.im still a noob about the greater than sign.you should use quotation marks next time.we are not all hip and cool you know.

[deztructicus]

@freesz100 oh lool nah its fine. the sign just means i'm highlighting some bits in his statement. I'm African, and I've never seen any black people anywhere in the world to not be as African as I am. We're all one and the same :-).

PS: I'm a computer scientist, I'm no where near 'hip' or 'cool' loool :P

[eezee83]

This really should of been a show man

[NathanielEssex]

The picture that you see of White Jesus is actually the image of the Pope's son. It's not historically accurate.

[tru2life9]

it was funny

[NathanielGreyeyes]

lmao

[mossyherb]

I got your back, black jesus from disciple in the dirty south.

[s3v3np01nt62]

man i want that fukkin beat or that theme wut ever it is cuz damn it bangs !!

[jrlieto]

i don't smoke, but i'd definitely smoke weed with black jesus

[hakersedem]

" Man fuck you homie? "

Doesn't Black Jesus live in Black heaven?... no wait.. That's hell

[alwerty1]

@hakersedem stale...

[runly1]

Did a nigga not lay his life... nigga that's my LIFE! I love this shit SO MUCH.

[isoceles180]

This doesn't have anything on the real Black Jesus. Search for :

World Wide Magazine--Best of Black Jesus on youtube

[NiyreAKAOHBOI]

Black Jesus do you moonlight for bangbros. I swear I heard your voice videotapin'

[BlackJuggalo973]

@NiyreAKAOHBOI lmfao

[lilHippo]

@kingdragon702 lol its funny cause it's true

[1969calvert]

jesus died for your black ass how can you make him sin in your movies

[pyrodude64]

@1969calvert We can't, you said yourself he's pretty dead.

[deraAZ0]

" man...we KNOW DAT! WE KNOW DAT! " HAHAHAHHAHAHA

[irishtrotsky]

after this im actually starting to turn religious

[SSTTEEAALLTTHH]

This is epic. If this was in the bible, i might have actually read it with interest and not bother with the crap in there

[Reggie95203]

Jesus might have been black because he never held a job and was always in trouble with the police.

[luopio27]

@Reggie95203 I didnt know there was any cops back then.

[KiiDSarajevo]

@Beamster420 *you're... dumb ass.

[erockula]

Here's the real fuckin story. Jesus was black. He wasnt crucified, he was actually lynched. Niggas started inventing shit and the white man started freaking out cos niggas was gettin smart. They thought holy shit these black jesus's keep poppin up. So thats why they was always lynchin niggas thinkin he mighta been another black jesus. Then it got to the point they just started lynchin niggas with good hair.

[gaarafan19]

@erockula there were no white people in that area of the world at that time....

[zaldivarjohn]

@erockula hahahahahahahahahah kick-in-the-Ass answer,

hahahahahahaahagood one!

[foxwilliammulderx]

@erockula Your trying to be funny right? Aint working.

[binladidaden]

This needs to be on Adult Swim.

[Samsam389]

Why are people getting so serious and starting debates about jesus, it's just comedy

[rezmoneynwkubs]

why is there a monkey wearing a wig?

[narutoexe1]

@rezmoneynwkubs The same reason a monkey is on a computer posting that comment.

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs Why is your mom sucking my dick?

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 how can she suck your dick when you are probably in jail? dont you have some basketball to play? or some jobs not to get?

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs fucking cunt 

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 fucking nigger.

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs yup im a nigga and jesus was to this guy is not jesus but jesus was black to im happy to be play dummy fucking cunt

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 jesus was a jew. not a dumb ape. whens the last time you saw a nigger at temple? 

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs you need to read up jesus was black jack ass read he wasnt a white man he was black read the good book again ass hole

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 can you at least learn how to form sentences so when i read them i can some what understand? remember most of us went to school. unlike you and all your spook homeboys

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs and whens the last time you seen a red neck not fucking his sister

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 whens the last time you saw a nigger working?

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs last night when me and your mom was working on how to do doggy syle bitch

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 whens the last time you saw a nigger not eating fried chicken or watermelon?

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs dude fried chiken is good :) and your mom can really cook man i mean for real she is really good after i fuck her she always makes me some and ill ask her to make you some too

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 notice how all you're 'come backs' are mom jokes. its funny because you probably dont even know who your real parents are.

[genesisxreaper15]

@rezmoneynwkubs lol most red necks would say that lol even if there dads sit at home and make there kids do all the work. white people never work at shit they get black people to do it because there all lazey

[rezmoneynwkubs]

@genesisxreaper15 redneck is one word, if you are going to use a racial slur, spell it right. you dumb nigger.

[genesisxreaper15]

@genesisxreaper15 lol lol your so funny but i dont think you have the guts to say it to his or my face you bird shit

[Rhea68]

FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KnowYoRoots]

@CripplerCrossface001 a modern day crucifixion is a lynching! know yo shit retard!

[noname02905]

@daddeybo1 Thats right brother

[D3ycallm3KushG]

@daddeybo1 wtf is wrong wit u bro worship yourself and who are u? lmao funny shyt!

[D3ycallm3KushG]

@daddeybo1 I dont worship Jesus i worship God but 4 u to say u worship urself is funny cuz u havent did shyt worthy praise bro...wtf u do comment on some youtube shyt and u God get ur life right homie u got shyt fucced up!

[D3ycallm3KushG]

@daddeybo1 Fucc ur life bro!

[Aldridge517]

@daddeybo1 NIGGAH THAT'S HIS LIFE!!!

[larry89]

EY FUCK YOU HOMIE

[Keakevene]

@BlueNile123 The line is, Ya pops ain't come through for a nigga, we doing real bad right now, and you ain't king of kings.

[Keakevene]

@Blue

[13lael]

Fa sho black jesus had dem ho;s followin' him

[BlueNile123]

"Your pops ain't come through for a nigga. We doing real bad right now and you ain't kicked in." That's satire at its pinnacle.

[MrJSpice777]

Jesus wasn't black or white. It was posible he had coarse hair. Whites say Jesus was blonde because David was. First off, David was ruddy, which is described in europe as red headed. In the middle east, its translation in english is sanguine, which used in the arab world to describe reddish skin tone. But lets suppose if David was blonde. Jesus and him were generations apart. One ancestor's genes will not determine entirely what you look like. Example: my father has straight hair, i have nappy

[SaudaraLink]

@MrJSpice777 Most European paintings of Christ have brown hair, not blonde, and the stereotypical film uses a white actor with brown hair. There is a Jewish tradition that David had red hair. Red hair is relatively common among Northern European Jews.

[MrJSpice777]

Oh absoloutely, but there are a lot of blonde jesus portriats too. As for the northern european jews, they're red headed cause they are european. Yes they descended from abraham but the majority of their DNA is european. I know what ur saying though. But if anyone thinks that the original jews were white, they're insane. In the middle east ppl are generally brown and that includes Jews who stayed in israel despite the diaspora. However, sometimes they have a lighter complexion.

[yunstarr502]

@MrJSpice777 fail

[MrJSpice777]

@yunstarr502

how is that a fail? Jesus was a first centruy Jew, he was obviously a brown skinned man.

No one should doubt that he was afro-asiatic. When i said Sanguine, thats a word used to describe a reddish, almost coppery complexion. If anything, he'd look arab, not white or black. And for those who say that scripture said he had "hair of wool," i can refute that. It said "he had hair white like wool." Thats just a comparison for the color of his hair. Besides that was his spiritual form

[TitanMuzik]

lmao technically this Jesus is still without sin

[xXEXAMPLEZXx]

He wasnt Black because black is americans with African descent. African american is Africans that were born in africa and then came here. Jesus dam sow not white alot people get affended but he was probaly the color of the people in Iraq,Iran, Afgan , u kno somewhere around there srry. This comes from someone who accpets all religions and doesnt have one. No imma not an antheist.i just havent choosen to look at all religions

[CripplerCrossface001]

Jesus wasent black. He was crucified not lynched!

[alwerty1]

@CripplerCrossface001 so i take it he was a blonde haired blue eyed man from ireland

[CripplerCrossface001]

@alwerty1

Never said that but he sure as hell was not black.

[TiaJon1]

@CripplerCrossface001 your opinion is invalad because you werent there and that goes to anyone else who wanna say jesus was any other color.dosent matter he is in all of us.

[CripplerCrossface001]

@TiaJon1

Jesus was obviously not black due to the lands he was from.

[TiaJon1]

@CripplerCrossface001 god birth jesus in to the womb of Mary a hebrew jewish lady who delivered Jesus in a House of Meat. I know my bible but god did not have sex with Mary so who knows what jesus looked like because technically he was a surrogant and we all know god create every life the way he sees fit. I do not believe in magic, i do not believe in imposing you belifes on others out of sheer anticipation of negative response and debate. I do belive in faith.

[bigstU25]

@TiaJon1 Knowledge replaces faith. If you kew better, you do better.

[chitownzfinesthustla]

@TiaJon1 it says it in some sum book what he loooked like whats it called oh yeah the bible dumfuck look up he was somewhere between a brown arab to a nubian since arabs have straight in jesus had nappy hair he is black

[raptorkiller2k5]

@chitownzfinesthustla. Tons of Arabs can look "black". It makes sense, especially on the coasts (and historically more dense) of the Arabian peninsula on the side of the Red Sea. That means, we're dealing with Eritrean or Somali-looking people. These are not necessarily the slave populations (ala Bantus in Somaia), but native populations as well.

Jesus could've been dark (i.e. darker than Wesley Snipes), with curly or straight hair, and yet be "Arab". Look up the term, Canaan.

[chitownzfinesthustla]

@raptorkiller2k5 dude no copouts jesus black simple 

[lilHippo]

you know for a fat that jesus is black cause he's late for his second coming

[floeticdeath]

@lilHippo

LOL

[DruNation]

@lilHippo you know for a fat ...he's a fat ass nigga Jesus!

[tinman24601]

@lilHippo That and the fact he just proclaimed himself to be preacher without going to seminary or theologian institute, just like Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton.

[causeandeffect06]

@lilHippo grammar school was not kind to you....

[yograndpapy]

@causeandeffect06 how was the nazi school?

[causeandeffect06]

@yograndpapy you are fucking lame....smack yourself in the face and wake the fuck up

[Refining1]

@lilHippo Funniest thing I've heard in a while. LOL...Where'd you get that one from?

[lilHippo]

@Refining1 just made it up

[Refining1]

@lilHippo You need to copyright it, lol. Cuz I have a feeling some comedian will be using it.

[lilHippo]

@Refining1 yeah but i wrote it for the lulz; then again this joke is only funny cause it could be true.

[teddybeartoe]

"everytime you want somethin you come around showin yo palms...."

LMAO.

[hardheadnucka]

THAT WAS SOME FUNNY SHIT .........JESUS

[enrrique273]

i like that intro.

[ronanthem]

Don' let those Judas-ass-motherfuckers throw salt in your game Black Jesus!

[sleezemoney]

I just found this channel, and I've been on the internet for many moons. Every video is hilarious! I don't know who these dudes are, but they got talent.

[UplandTV]

@sleezemoney these guys do the boondocks. the cartoon. he was just on as lando freeman. the guy in driver seat writes for that show

[ddarkreturns]

lmao! ...yo i want the theme song, anyone kno where i can get it??

[MYNDSPIRIT]

LOL @ "...man...*inhale* ...fuk you homie".

[ebonymonk]

"Every time you want something you come around showing your palms.." LOLOL!

[masterdelrap]

if jesus is black zeus is mexican

[MoarOfTehRawkege]

@masterdelrap If only, amirite?

[murdamittenmerc]

Black Jesus

[XactlySO]

i bet if the hole bible was translated into language people TODAY! could understand they would be peace on earth. You learn more from Black Jesus in 1 min than u whole life in CHRUCH!!!!!

[YahSedQanu]

LOLOLOL

[XactlySO]

@YahSedQanu

no joke. i bet if the hole bible was translated into language people TODAY! could understand they would be peace on earth. You learn more from Black Jesus in 1 min than u whole life in CHRUCH!!!!!

[masterdelrap]

zeus is mexican