Jesus Action Figure (it's a JOKE, don't worry!)

[Fauzul1]

LOL

[KingstonDataTravler]

"Agradece a todos os observadores de Brasil!" kkkk

[viiiixiii]

WHERE DO YOU BUY THEM?!?!?! I'm serious!

[cosmicboy87]

لااله الا الله محمد رسول الله

Oh, Christ worshipers! We want an answer to our question from your wise.

If the Lord was murdered by some people’s act…what sort of god is this?

Was the whole entity left without a Sustainer… so who answered the prayers?

How could the rods stand to bear the True Lord when He was fastened

What a sight it is!A grave that enclosed a god!

What’s more weird is the belly that had Him in it!

So, Christ worshiper, open your eyes,

this is what the matter is all about.

[kidavid77]

@cosmicboy87; whatever...

[joseph30angelo]

I'm a christian, and..i mean..this is funny :)

[kidavid77]

@joseph30angelo ~ Bless You!

[mobiledev]

btw. end times is now. Bible say: "Above all, you must understand that in the last days scoffers will come, scoffing and following their own evil desires. They will say, “Where is this ‘coming’ he promised? Ever since our ancestors died, everything goes on as it has since the beginning of creation." (2 Peter 3:3-4)

[kidavid77]

@mobiledev Jimminy Christmas! Why is EVERY generation so vain as to assume that THEY live in end times? Somewhere in the BOOK its says something about NO MAN knows when this is to supposedly happen. Jeez!

[primoXD]

yo quiero uno :D!!!

[PimpMyParadigm]

Is SIN sold separately?

[jeebersjumpincryst]

@PimpMyParadigm sin comes included. it can be redeemed by pushing the "redeem" button on back of action figure. batteries must be installed correctly for holy spirit powered redeeming action to function properly. when all sins are successfully redeemed, halo will stay lit.

ps - i lol'd hard at yr comment - ty :)

[PimpMyParadigm]

@jeebersjumpincryst damn that original SIN ....good thing about [someone's interpretation of] christianity you can do fucked up shit and then imagine that jesus has forgiven you!!!

[PimpMyParadigm]

@jeebersjumpincryst @jeebersjumpincryst damn that original SIN ....good thing about [someone's interpretation of] christianity you can do fucked up shit and then imagine that jesus has forgiven you!!!

[Ustasescu]

This was real commercial or? :D :D

[JeffroTV]

I'm the King of the Jews!

[ohahmenuts]

hahahaha i'd buy this

[auxemoron87]

cant help but smile

[wweswanton619]

this is not hilarious

[UltravioletShanghai]

@wweswanton619 I agree. It would be hilarious, if it weren't so real... I've actually seen Jesus action figures!! It's shocking how this old religion is sold nowadays. (I'm not Christian and I know of all the raping priests etc. Still I believe there is a lot of wisdom in the original religion, hidden by churches and fanatics)

Nice vid, though! Looks very real, haha.

[DaPwnBomb]

Is that Chuck Norris?

[egliath]

LOL, its hilarious that christians find this hilarious. I think those who claim that are just christians as social state.and they are kinda atheists in the inside.They Just say that they are christian probably by childhood influency

[staufneberg]

omg wanna sodoma´s stuff

[postdesrapides]

Okay, now make this an ant-Muslim ad of Muhammed and see if you can get away with it.

[worldends08]

Jesus wasn't Caucasian.

[Glekio1627]

OMG I need my jesus action figure its amazing :O

[TheVideosWePost]

Admiral ackbar: "Watch out jesus ITS A TRAP"

[NotRaPoSa0CiNzEnTa]

Watch out Jesus! It's a trap!

[NinjaCthulhu]

Jesus Christ, that's a great toy!! Get a Mohammed action figure and the two can duke it out!

[sawrated18]

I would so buy this shit.

[0aiwas0]

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[youngxholla]

Jesus is my Gardner

[Babssparrow]

IT'S A TRAP ! 

[WiseMansHeart]

READ the HOLY BIBLE King James Version: Malachi 4:1 "For, behold, the day cometh, that shall burn as an oven; and all the proud, yea, and all that do wickedly, shall be stubble: and the day that cometh shall burn them up, saith the LORD of hosts, that it shall leave them neither root nor branch" GOD has Opened the book that was sealed. WE NOW KNOW that MAY 21 2011 is the rapture and judgment day, OCT 21 2011 the end of the world. Visit my channel for more information on the biblical timeline

[Gamenerd1991]

@WiseMansHeart Ummm...no, the rapture is not happening on any day the Christians predict becuase:

A. There is no God or Jesus.

and

B. It says in the Bible that the day Jesus comes back is unpredictable to anyone but God.

You obviously know nothing about your own religion, don't you?

[AtomicBomb79]

@WiseMansHeart Dude I'm catholic... sorry buddy i don't believe in the rapture >.> nor do i read "king of James"

[AtomicBomb79]

@WiseMansHeart Dude I'm catholic... sorry buddy i don't believe in the rapture >.> nor do i read "king James"

[pictureofaboy]

@WiseMansHeart i heard that before only the dates were different, i case He doesn't come in May, better luck next year

[restlesstimebomb]

In soviet Russia Jesus crucifies you.

[LainOfTheRealWorld]

but there is a jesus action figure just to let you all know it had glowing green hands

[Kittycatguy47]

i dont feel any fnny here..

[Youareatroller]

YOUR A TROLL!

[mrbattlenet]

@Youareatroller Youre*

[dsgamecube]

@mrbattlenet You're*

[Youareatroller]

@dsgamecube your. fuck off depressed gramma nazi

[ArFuckingFheabhas]

Any kid would love to get this for Christmas.

[mrbattlenet]

@ArFuckingFheabhas Oh i fuckin would

[Exo64]

spear of destiny????? it's a sword

[TheCarlosfolmann]

GOD GIVE A LIFE FOR YOU EVERY DAY YOU LIVING UNTIL ONE DAY YOU NEED TO SAY SOMETHING FACE TO FACE WITH HIN..JESUS COMING TO HELP YOU IN THIS DATE, THE MOST IMPORTANTE DATE OF THE LIFE FOR EVERYONE INCLUDED ME.

[mrbattlenet]

@TheCarlosfolmann You christians are silly im nordic so ill speaking with Odin enjoy ragnarok bitch

[dsgamecube]

@mrbattlenet On Ragnarok, Odin dies too.

[asapee222]

hahaaha

the holy grail!!

"Im gonna live forever!!"

[MrSomeone24]

Damn, it's a joke? I would have bought a Jesus action figure... :)

[MysteryWave]

I totally Loled my pants off...

[atheistrage]

Fucking great video!

[FWAWrestling]

WANT THIS

[TheOopsi]

stupid ppl who creat this

[cheZIT20]

walk on water action? . . . .its a trap? . . . take that o_p demon child . spear of destiny?wheres that from? ark of tha covent rotfl

[rhobson]

@grace2nurse ok dude, so why the fu.ck a religion that is only near 2 thousand years old must be true, while other millenia-old religions should be the fake ones?

[XchrismurphyX]

lmao hilarious. goin in my favorites haha

[abeedakbar]

The Holy Grail: "I'm gonna live forever!!" LOL

[Bttscks]

I'm offended! ... that's a sword, not a spear!

[runningoec]

Any one have a few bucks?

[miechuliv]

don't know what to say....

[lacek2700]

LOL

[PenneyBack]

I'm a Christian and I think this is hilarious! What's everyone else's problem?

[kidavid77]

@PenneyBack Bless you for having a sense of humor as well as Faith!

[eimb1999]

@PenneyBack : Yah! Me too! Very funny mock ad.

[hankvoleur]

That was pure greatness! thank you!

[TheXxxMABRAxxx]

holy shit you are sick

[kidavid77]

@TheXxxMABRAxxx a comment that speaks for itself

[TinyArts]

Damn this is not the jesus figure i wan't.... somebody knows the name of the company that made a version with flying disks and heavy machine gun?

[buster2k8]

god is real as pamela andersons assetts....but not as real as michael jacksons nose

[buster2k8]

this is sure to beat action man and barbie sales lol

[cristosatanico69]

este juguete debe estar en todos los hogares catolicos,

para que los niños sepan como se debe tratar a alguien lleno de amor,

pero que sinembargo amenaza con enviarlos al infierno

si no creen en sus disparates

[tictactoechicken123]

lol, cross not included...

[tictactoechicken123]

i dont find this one funny, now the no more nails one is epic

[Issa618]

There is a JESUS action figure out there with "gliding action." It has wheels underneath. If it could float...sorry. I find it particularly offensive.

[saddlebred8]

if your making fun of us christians couase of this stupid video! wow! heaven well google it.

[jawjiandyansta]

thats so funny

and wats evan funnier its easter

[kidavid77]

What's a hevan?

[TeletubbieSlayer911]

@kidavid77 its a van made for he?

[13roncosunit]

well then were fucked. because you were learning the entirely wrong thing anyway. the Bible is just written by normal people and most of it was even removed a long time ago to change along with the time. Some chapters that were originally in the bible that included strange sacrifices were removed so if you really believed in god you would search for those books and start doing sacrifices?

And what if your wrong? Well then you wasted your life believing in a lie. gratz.

[13roncosunit]

also religion has only caused problems

[ZachKNY]

What if... (its spelt heaven by the way) everyones got it wrong and hell is the place where all the cool shit goes down... and heavens for all the squares of the world... What if ....

[maxhiner699]

@grace2nurse

What if you're wrong?

What if there's a flying spagetti monster that's going to send you to pastafarian paradise?

[rudolphg76]

@grace2nurse

First of all you still have yet to prove that there is a god/gods before you can even try to prove that Jesus is god. Not only do you have to prove that there is a god, and that jesus is god, but you also must prove that the Bible is actually correct.

But if all the above it true (though highly unlikely), then my decision would be easy. I'd rather go to hell. Your god is a selfish, sadistic, egomaniac filth. I don't believe in him. But if your god existed, I would hate him.

[4evapuzzle]

@rudolphg76 Agreed :P

[DarkAffliction6]

@grace2nurse Um... what if YOU'RE wrong. What if Allah is the true god, what if Vishnu is the true god, what if you're wrong about Zues. You basically just pulled Pascal's Wager and it fails completely.

[konkelberryfinn]

@grace2nurse yeah, "dude", what is exactly a hevan...?

[johnmartins]

@grace2nurse What if YOU are wrong and you've wasted all your life worshiping something that doesn't exist? You've lived your life based on a big fat lie

[bobby472]

@listen2meyou I didnt realize the camera was invented 600 years ago. LMFAO didnt they also invent the 9 volt battery?

[bobby472]

@listen2meyou 6000 years

[genericfighter]

I like how the "Spear of Destiny" was a fucking sword...

[robymercury87]

AHAUHAUAHUAHAUHAUHAUHAUAHUAHUA­H it's wonderful!!!

[philaboston]

awesome. now let all the christians get all upset.  yeah, god really loves us. as we speak there is an innocent child being kidnapped, raped, and murdered. Horray for God!

[kidavid77]

I take issue with what you've written here! (It's spelled Hurray or Hurrah)

[fpsvincent142]

@philaboston yer free will lol

[4evapuzzle]

@philaboston LOL Couldn't of Said It Better Myself

[joebeautifulitstrue]

@philaboston so what does a child being kidnapped raped and murdered have to do with christians getting upset? I don't see a connection. what was that just something randomly thrown in there for shock value?

[hankvoleur]

@joebeautifulitstrue I think he means there wouldn't be such violence if there was a god.

[soshi2]

Very Funny ! Ha Ha

Watch "Jesus is Fake, Here is the Proof"

these are on Youtube

and "the gospel on the shroud" series

[kidavid77]

Um, one cannot prove a negative statement.

[painsey]

lmfao

[dim432]

from the raiders of the lost ark

[BeekersSqueakers]

Haha, thats a sword not a spear. What the fuck?

[theZombieBub]

this made me chuckle at the skeleton hanging above my bedstand...

[PeshayatBjk]

stupide videoo..

[kidavid77]

Přímo PeshayatBjk ...

[lohivideos]

this very funny...I mean the way the video imitates the commercials

[newfagscanttrif0rce]

jesus did not exist

[xBeardedxDragonx1234]

icant believe how ppl actully faloow the bible, i read it and its just a bunch of crap T_T

[beegburd]

i dont believe in god, but jesus actually did exist.

[Dougca1985]

@beegburd

i agree as well, i dont believe that some historical figure named jesus did exist, theres a lot of evidence, but i dont believe in a god nor do i believe in the bible as actual events as well

[beegburd]

exactly

[Dougca1985]

@beegburd

sorry, lol, i do believe that jesus was a historical figure, but i dont believe he was the son of god, lol typo, his story is to familiar to other gods

[BacksliderBaptist]

Whoa that is FUNNY! ...cept the spear of destiny is a sword ....but hey its religion you can make anything up!

[TheFluffyCatThings]

i want one! lol

[Evanismelike]

i am one! not really...

[Rangertype09]

wow sad....

[americannapalm]

holy shit....when did they sell these?

[Lyrdi]

oh, yes it IS FUNNY

XD

[raphaels666]

Very good ! nice job !

[hippi28]

hhahah thanx this is funny as hell . why is this a sin did you know the first gods name was sa hin or something pronounced sin... look it up..... :D read somtehing deeper than the bible. hel centuries before people were more educated than jesus's cult . :) hell the people today in modern society are far more ignorant and stupid than the people of socrates times

[TheRebel2007]

Whoever produced this has committed a very original sin!

[raygun6060]

there really is a jesus action figure though

[snake5540]

dat not funny

[3rdsnowleopard]

JESUS CHRIST!!!

[xEpicxIshimaru]

...XD

my god...

[magicc500]

haha hilarious!!

[robbyam]

I like how they imitate Action figure commercials so well

[Dslay2]

Wasn't Jesus jewish?

[talissin]

The king of the jews. That's why he has been crucifyed by jews lol :°D

[Palantarian]

Dslay2: Yes, he was. So the story goes.

[9036khan]

who does that will go straight to hell!!

jesus was the messenger of allah and he is not died.he will come again on the day of judgement.

plz love jesus rather to do such

[DrDeathpwnsu]

That makes sense. Jesus was supposedly the embodiment of love and forgiveness and he's going to send you to Hell for making a joke about him.

[djslurch]

ENGLISH!!

[AbdoriasysGuitargod]

You are the dumbest man alive, officially. Here's your medal, dumbass. : D

[Xadreos]

Hahahahahahahahaha! I know christians who would actually buy that for their kids. ;-P

[Loppoc]

oh my god..

[curea229]

That was awesome!

[TikinhoKun]

0:37 hahahahahahaha

[TikinhoKun]

people! stop discussing D:

if Jesus and God exist, they'd know that this is just a joke '-'

[Theronguardaaah]

yeah really

[Vogter2100]

LOL

[OnMehOwn]

LMFAO now thats classic

5* faved and well stuff lol

[fifteen296]

hahahaha!! Very good!!!

[gscifi]

Well, Planatarian, a sense of humor is good, but not when it comes to making fun of someone as wonderful as Jesus. If any "christian" can make fun of and mock the one they're supposedly following, then they're not a Christian in the first place. They're deluded and deceived if they think they can do that and be ok with God. I don't see satan getting mocked or made fun of. And he hates EVERYBODY.

[kidavid77]

B'Bye!

[Palantarian]

I suppose you have a point. Still, if making a video like this will ensure one a seat in Hell, I think your God is like an angry child with a nuke. Intolerant, inconsiderate, petty and destructive. I do hope He's more relaxed, understanding and forgiving than that. Otherwise we're all doomed.

By the way, making fun of Satan has been done in countless folk-tales, poems and songs already. That joke was already getting old in the middle-ages.

[Theronguardaaah]

And your just a hard ass that takes his faith wayy to seriously you don't know if he hates that. YOU AREN'T HIM! He was a man who in some gospels (judas) had a sense of humor. Im pretty sure he was a balanced guy who would just take it as a joke.

Oh and fuck satan! Your a tight ass. You can say what you want as long as you don't mean it! Or at least don't there after. Realize he would prolly be ok with it. Again probably.

[Major2219]

NOT FUNNY!!!!

[kidavid77]

OK, then why is another copy of this video FAVORITED on your Youtube channel? Do you need to be re-offended by this parody? Whatever...

[Major2219]

kidavid77 (---Read

So when I tell people about it & they don't believe me I can go directly to it! Its, not a lovable favorite just a favorite so I can go directly to it. -Shalom-

[kidavid77]

Whatever; Jesus loves even me.

[Major2219]

kidavid77

Yeshau aka Jesus loves everybody because he's merciful but that does not mean you're a child of God. Grace is not license to {{{SIN}}}

[NRA94]

why because its making fun of god,well tell me how is it making fun of god,hows it hurt his feelings

[dirkschuitsma]

Offended? Or no sense of humour? Or a Christian and both? ;)

[RyanTheRat123]

fuckin hilarious

[RoseSpeaking]

Go for it! Love u Jesus, you're my hero!

[Auriclama]

hahah cross not included lmfao

[Samura1gamer]

OMFG LOL fAcking A+

[gscifi]

Another video taking Jesus as a joke. I feel sorry for that boy, who is raising him and influencing him? Makes you wonder. If you want to sell action figures, try Ken&Barbie or G.I.Joe. Or try spiderman or superman. Jesus is THE REAL superman to me. When making videos of the most important person who ever lived, and does live, use RESPECT and LOVE. There probably won't be a Moses or Mohammed action figure anytime soon. They're TOO controversial.

[Palantarian]

gacifi: I've always respected Christians over Muslims or Jews, since Christians - so I thought - can joke about their religion. Apparently, I was wrong. This video was probably not meant to cause any offense whatsoever... And here you go, being defensive and preaching for us. Thanks for proving that you have no sense of humour.

[trueleroix]

"REAL"...lol

[kidavid77]

If you can read, YOU WERE WARNED NOT TO WATCH THIS! . Dolt!

[EnderTXenocide]

u an idiot

[trueleroix]

Yay!