How To Be a Good Boyfriend

[captainSMOOVE]

how to be a good boyfriend

step 1:fuck her

(opcional) ask for a sandwhich

did you know humans breath

[survivethewild100]

HIt like if u actually paused the video at 0:49

[MrBigAssSmile]

Why the hell it's black&white?

[AzraJay]

Audiences

This video is most popular with:

Gender Age

Female 13-17

Male 13-17

Male 18-24

Wtf why do girls (like me) watch this??

[MakinoMesa]

.... Why did youtube suggest this for me? I'm a girl..

[BlackHurricane714]

thumbs up if your single girl 

[kbfasian]

im a girl. why am i watching this ???

[MissNayNay]

@XPandaPwnage How to be a Good Boyfriend:

Step 1: Make the sandwich yourself.

[Beazice]

YOU DON'T NEED A GIRLFRIEND, HERP DERP!

[hiroxprima]

step 1: cut a whole in a box......

[vampyprincess1]

@hiroxprima I see what you did there.

[2ttsi]

Most viewd by females 13-17

[SexyKristen1000]

i dont really care about the toilet seat up.. or spitting, but not in public :D and im a girl..

[qjf2e4]

@jopo1226 I think they mean like introduce her to ur friends

[Jopo1226]

Well it is rude to show your girl off to your friends with there are single that is why your ass doesn't get introduced to my friends out of being thoughtful.

[MultiRump]

You will need:

a really long penis

and the ability to fight

Step one: rape her

[riddick0846]

I'm a guy with a boyfriend. Does this still work?

[F34RTH3D4RKN3SS]

@riddick0846 ....umm probly . lol

[cazspazrazmataz]

Why is this so dark? I feel like I'm watching this in night vision.

[JesusACruz64]

i love it when a girl makes me think. i'm a guy though.

[jensen1971x]

This is hillarious! If the guy does all these things, what will the girl do in return?

[KoljaMineralka]

@jensen1971x BJ on a birthday

[jensen1971x]

@KoljaMineralka What? I't better be more than that. I can get a BJ anywhere. And the girl gets as much from the BJ as the guy!

[KoljaMineralka]

@jensen1971x then ask for a sandwich

[fireman456ify]

step 1

not cheat

[kidrule08]

i wish my bf will watch this  (someday eventually)

[MultiRump]

you will need:

a really big dick, and the ability to fight.

step one: rape her

[asmishra93]

@MultiRump .... not funny

[kalzorath]

@Maonization It takes 2 seconds. Man up.

[trunord100]

how to put down the toilet seat?

[jeffhardylogo]

how to be a good boyfriend...DO WHAT THE BITCH TELLS YOU TO DO

[Timmytimmy123123]

Female 13-17 <----- Lesbians... Oow well, I don't hate gays or lesbians.

Male 13-17 <----- Normal

Male 18-27 <----- Normal.

[juliana23351]

@AgonyPhase no.

[MsDancer151]

I'm a girl...why am I watching this?

[MrAbraham548]

@MsDancer151 cuz ur lesbian

[kurbypinky]

Clean up after yourself

Dont be boring

Dont be cheap

Dont be a cheat

Thats the good boyfriend. And hello! Separate bathrooms.

[GamersOnFire]

What's the point putting the toilet seat down ? they don't put it up for us!

[Librulz1]

@GamersOnFire well we dont want to fall in

[LizzieFannin]

@GamersOnFire It's called chivalry, plus we sit on it more than you do.

[luxyzpen15]

@GamersOnFire Probably because we sit to poop and pee and you only stand to pee. That's 3/4 sitting. 1/4 standing.

[MissNayNay]

@GamersOnFire Because a toilet is made to be sat on. That's why the toilet seat is there. It's supposed to be down so anyone how comes in can sit down to use it. I have to say that that was one of my pet peeves. I hated going to the bathroom to see the the toilet is up. It takes less than a second to put the toilet seat up, so why would it be more trouble to put the toilet seat BACK TO WHERE IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE, which is down, and which takes the same amount of time to put it up in the 1st place

[Darkshadowdj]

@MissNayNay

1. It takes less than a second to put the toilet set back down.

2. At least he didn't piss ON the seat.

3. Look before you sit... How hard is that?

(I don't actually leave the seat up, but why would it be such a big deal?)

[MissNayNay]

@Darkshadowdj Why is it hard 2 put it down? That's where it belongs. If the toilet seat was made to be up, then women would b more considerate and put it back up. But alas, that's not how toilet seats work. Leaving the toilet seat up is like leaving a car door open, leaving the cabinet open, leaving the refrigerator door open.These things should b closed after use. It's the same thing with the toilet seat.Yes it can be up, but since the toilet is basically a porcelain chair, it's meant 2 be down

[jensen1971x]

@MissNayNay So why do women never put the lid down? I keep telling my girlfriend to close the lid when finished. She never will!

[ookamikaza3]

@bloodistasty4rik ummmm y is that bullshit?

[bloodistasty4rik]

@ookamikaza3 The video's crap, and doing what you said will pretty obviously get a guy shot down. Instantly. (99% of the time)

[animamoongirl]

girl looks at note: "umm, il call u back, some emo stalker left me a creepy love letter.."

[ookamikaza3]

Im a girl....*rolls eyes at this vid* be yourself thats what I lookedfor and found and me and my bf have been together almost a year now!

[bloodistasty4rik]

@ookamikaza3 *cough**cough* bullshit! *cough*

[getzoned11]

@bloodistasty4rik dude i think you should just stfu at least you should try to get a gf

[bloodistasty4rik]

@getzoned11 Ooooooh, SOMEONE'S on there period. Also, I'm a girl....

[PoptartFail]

is telling her she is beautiful once a day annoying? like for eg she said the teacher stared at her in class and i said maybe she was saying damn i was i was that beautiful

[hello67kittyx3]

The note:

"Dearest Love...

I love you. How much do I love you? It can be summed up in 3 words. A real lot. I really love you, a REAL HUGE AMOUNT. I love you so much that it hurts, so I turn my love into songs of praise. Not to God but to you, NEW GOD..."

[Nandeskuo]

I'll take any Asian in my age range XD

[RetroDude671]

Female 13-17 <------- WHAT THE FUCK

Male 13-17

Male 18-24 

[Sumwun23]

Step 6:

Say "thank you" when she dumps you for the first asshole she meets at the bar.

[Kakashisbitch1]

god damnit...

you guys can spit and pee with the toilet seat closed for all i care...

as long as you´re nice, likes pizza, videogames and sex i´m all in

[Falloutfan961]

.......the last time i took a girl out on a date i spent almost 140$ and i had to sit through beastly and try not to vomit.

[MrMethadrine]

the toilet seat is a myth..

[ida1803]

@MrMethadrine no it's not??

[MrMethadrine]

@ida1803 Who is such idiot to sit on a non personal toilet sit anyway?

[kiertastrophy]

personally if a guy did that much or dressed like that I would think he was gay.

all girls want is a guy that isn't afraid to show her off to his friends, give her attention and don't talk about other girls or how you think other girls are hot and don't over compliment her, it gets annoying

[DjCh3rri]

Im all of the above..cept im 14..n im taken xP

[XskelxXscareX]

She has a volume of manga (when the guy gave her the gift)!! O-O

[MyImmortalEnemy]

Don't buy mw3

[bluetape66]

a creditcard FUCK im 14

[cristianorao2]

I've tried this shit and always was taken for granted. Well....dun do tooo much trust mee!

[choochootrain4321]

how is crossing your hands funny?

[Rachel20026492]

@choochootrain4321 maybe he is crossing his hands while telling or joke or she is a crazy person

[Yersylein]

Agreed xD

[CantYouSeeWeRock]

how many girls are watching this after how to be a good girlfriend????? ME!

[CQAS5]

so i don't need a girlfriend... FINALLY SOMETHING I CAN DO THAT HOW CAST ASK ME 

[TDOTEMPIRE]

how many number one pet peeves do women have? xd

[awdracer99pf]

so u dont need a girlfriend?

[Rustopia01]

THIS is the very definition of whipped in my dictionary...

[LovelyNefeli]

nu uh.. You will need: A girlfriend DUH

[luckyBecster12]

THATS THE GUY ROM VAT19!!!!!

[crazydanel13]

Step one be yourself if she loves you she will except you

[urtexx9]

i should show this to my ex boyfriend....

[purple2567]

its kinda funny how women complain about the toilet seat not being fuckin down, but the guys don't complain when the women don't leave the toilet seat up :P

[iAmTheGunLover]

Nice guys finish last, That's Why I'll treat you like trash.

[Emokidtree123]

i wonder what joke involves both arms to cross one another.......

"...and then my mom said there is no way you'll ever get laid...."

[MegaHolymoly]

You will need a:

Girlfriend

Goddamnit..

[TheDukeOfFall]

"How to get laid".... Or is it?

[katix17]

lol, the spitting and toilet seat thing are so insignificant

[Tristanroyr]

i'm only 10...

[itsatarp88]

@Tristanroyr Wow?

[Tristanroyr]

@itsatarp88

lol

sometimes i just pick random howcast videos to watch when i'm bored.

[foof811]

@Tristanroyr ಠ_ಠ Get Out.

[2ninjas1blade]

Thumbs up if you're a straight guy

[KiDsBeeinKiDs]

If I Gave My Girlfriend a book, she'd hit me over the head with it.

[tjobtjobtjob]

@KiDsBeeinKiDs ger her a cook a book..

[darkmoon9197]

they forgot to put "you will need a girfriend"

[greenpie891]

@darkmoon9197 not really.....

[MaesTr01000]

why is everything about love in howcast the actor is always ugly..???

[loveudannybabes]

That is the worst thing a man can do:

Leave the toilet seat up...

[silvarknite7]

so ladies whats you opinion on the video? anything to add?

[mojototal]

Well...women say they sort of WANT this, but what they really want is a man to be a man.

[dylanisfake]

Man, no wonder she went crazy.

[Romanianloop]

I'm a guy, I love my wallet :/

But I have some good pick up lines :)

[AgonyPhase]

Damn, so kicking her when she doesn't give me blow jobs isn't being a good bf?

[xJayDayRawr]

just fuck them hard, I mean really really good :]

[TheLuigiTron]

Oh boy, I sure fucked up.

[068021856hvtt74]

the toilet seat, yes.

[wantstoScooter]

DUDE i did the opisit of all this and it still didnt work

[princesswren]

Very true u forgot a Good cuddle a back rub treat them to a hot chocolate with baileys and something romantic like pubic in the park with rose petals on the blanket

[Roofiemagnet]

i cant do this im too hopeless

[celoy99]

REWARDS??= SEX?????/

[TheSavageMusicGroup]

I have one issue and me and my wife have discussed it befor. Why do them men have to put the seet down everytime we use it? So we have to put it up and down everytime we use it. and girls expect to walk in and see it ready for them lol oh well. happy wife happy life right?

[elvenwoor]

how is he NOT whipped

[Funland1349]

shes..kinda ugly..

[boredomtv100]

Step 1: Find a girl with low self-esteem...

[MissColorfulSoul]

Im a girl and I'd never appreciate my boyfriend acting like this...its not him and I wouldn't like being treated like this anyway (just my opinion)

[boogoo90]

but some how women use guys that are nice and when your nice to the girl your in the friend zone for life

[Vesan122]

Awesome guys finish on her face. Remember that...

[candistyx]

Putting the toilet seat down : don't care.

Not putting the toilet seat up : ew you gross jerk at least clean up your pee!

[TheBloodyHoliday]

my gf dont care if i put the seat down and umm she also spits lol for real shes pretty easy to go wit shes easy but also amazing

[cheezwhizsucks]

nice guys finish last is probably the worst quote ever...

[angelo777ify]

poop

[Voltronkun]

Thats the beauty of DVR and pause features. You don't miss the sports and don't miss the chance to improve scoring that night. lol

[tigerfischerrox]

Dearest love

I love you, how much do i love you? it can be summed up in three words, a real lot. i really love you, a real huge amount. i love you soo much that it hurts, so i turn my love into songs of praise, not to god but to you, NEW GOD. LOLOL wow

[CaptainCasca]

No way, dinner and a movie is so overdone.

[codemonkey732]

like if you paused to read the note

[thedude200710]

What if you don't have a toilet seat?

[TheCrowNamedJackal]

Thoughtfulness, attention to detail and generosity. Where do I buy those?

[cankoigeorgi]

UGLY !!!

[TheRaven200599]

Can i get thumb up for nothing?!

[harrygoozee]

Female  13-17 <- WTF?

Male 13-17

Male 18-24

[PirateDuckyy]

@harrygoozee wheres it say that? p.s. im a girl

[harrygoozee]

@PirateDuckyy next to the views

[khan0plinger]

what, thats it? lol haha :D

[Dens753]

w8 so you dont need a girlfriend?

[canttkillthis56]

they lost me at you will need

[FayeFlutter]

hahah, me and my BF are a weird couple. im watching the How To Be a Good Boyfriend video while he's watching the How To Be a Good Girlfriend video :p

[ChristinaLioness]

that guy looks gay:P

[Videomaster5555]

WOW UM NOT FUNNY IMA FAILURE

[MurderhornofSenjin]

Fuck that shit if women wanted equal rights they can open the door for me damnit!

[xxoogossipgirl]

@MurderhornofSenjin and i'll make you a sandwich while i'm at it!

[AndieNuba1]

Her nose is massive.....o _O

[Chey81297]

Haha perfect! im a girl btw... dont know why im watching this o_o

[Sylasism]

Hey, it didn't say i needed a girlfriend for this one :O

[101naturelover]

like this if your a girl and your watching this ...

[waseem1173]

@101naturelover i bet the majority is female. not many bother watching lol but hey i am here lol

[TheDrumShot]

@101naturelover i do that and they all behave me like their girlfriend... i hate my generation

[wolfquestlover13]

Im a girl. I hate it when guys use nicknames for the girl. Example: love, bunny, honey, sugar, babe, baby. USE MY NAME!

[bdray4242]

@wolfquestlover13 hello wolfquestlover13...

[MKDude600]

Thumbs up if you think Videojug's version is 10000000 times better

[everythinbeauty]

guys its not about a nice dinner or a movie how can u get to know each other over a movie ....although its nice. i would rather go to a goat cart park or go bolling or maybe even laser tag that's just me :/ (coming from a girl)

[PhanNTran]

Lol i was watching porn... while watching this...

my full attention was on porn. LOL

CLOSE ENOUGH... LOL

[blahblah4149]

Step one: don't cheat

Step two: don't be a douchebag

Step three: follow step one and two or you will only have one ball. :)

[ImTotallyWithStupid]

I will put the seat down.... both seats.

[SweetHomeAlabama2207]

thumbs up if your a girl and watched this

[piro632]

Step #1: Don't cheat

Step #2: Whatever you do, make sure you follow step #1

[IvyTheBunny]

You will also need a girlfriend. DUH.

[twl8090]

I hate my girlfriend. She never even spends time with me alone :(

[bellaboo182]

@twl8090 Wow.. that's rude ''I hate my girlfriend'' then break up

[CrazyVidBlog]

I hate it when a someone doesnt put their seat down! its gross! i mean we have girls in the house too!

[mollysangelique]

ach,is,karakter,dom,luister,ma­nieren,meer

[nickierainbow]

Guys, you dont need to do all this to be a good boyfriend xD Just being respectful ad show her how you love her. Thats it.

[garrettjohn2]

Thanks Ever Sence My Ex-Wife Left Me (She Was A Cheater) I Got A Girl Freind Last Week And This Will Help ALOT

[TheTaylorBass]

Optional: A girlfriend

[macncheesenadia]

See, i'm a girl and I don't give a fuck if my boyfriend spits or if he leaves the toilet seat up. I'll love him no matter what he does.

[1Martinmeza]

@macncheesenadia lucky him

[jackliuliu]

@macncheesenadia that is the best comment i have ever read, i came here to see what i should do, but after reading your comment i realized i should just be me and my girl will love me no matter what

[macncheesenadia]

@jackliuliu That's always the best bet! If she doesn't love you for who you are and she wants to change you, she's not the right one.

[sasuketiger]

@macncheesenadia thank God not all women are annoyed by toilet seats. i wonder why many women hate that.

[macncheesenadia]

@sasuketiger They're just annoying bitches.

[sasuketiger]

@macncheesenadia i agree, because after all, everybody makes mistakes, right?

[cantfiteveryheart]

@macncheesenadia what if he cheats?

[macncheesenadia]

@cantfiteveryheart I would still love him. I would be hurt but I would still stay with him.

[sockfood1]

Awh =/ person bellow took what I was gonna say...

"first thing you need: a girlfriend"

Saddness

[kurtisymca]

first thing you need: a girlfriend

[wafaeletje]

step 1: Buy her food