Sh*t Broke People Say

[Akeliahsmusic89]

lol i fuckin love this video i watch this everyday!!!

[aleighachan]

do they do iphones on the NHS LOOOOOOL

[orensampemati]

i love their accent

[Ciara167]

AHAHAHAHA.

[RoseMorris5]

Vintage Primark <3 ahahah

[MySoundXx]

Hahaa 1:20!!

[billyandbianca]

lmao why u being stingy!!

[ilyas2084]

u guys should type in xcvb

[iTuttefruit]

HAHHAAA "Do they do iphones on the NHS"

[TheJollynerd]

thats right, mil it for all its worth. it doesn't matter that it stopped being funny the second the joke went viral.

[TheGreayWhiteShark]

pure ghetto!

[NaeJoy]

I hate it when people put "sh*t" whats the point in censoring one letter we all know what it says... just type "shit"

[jimfox123sse]

@NaeJoy if they want it blogged they will have to censor it.

[kebablo]

banks are hates tho..no joke

[themightywhitey]

You're a funny little prick! I like you.

[TheWh1rpool]

I tried pritt stick and glue. It didn't work.

[nishyboo25]

"Did you get the 7 drop calls?" HAHA!

[guidetteLDN]

More like shit black people say

[Janiyaaa1]

hahaha bst dlog is money doesnt grow on trees>>>!!!!money money

[The1234indi]

"do they do iphone on the NHS ?"

LOOOL

[CraziiBit]

Nice additional tags.

[MrAloo14]

wheres the arguing about david camron having a pay rise but cutting everything the complaing about the goverement

cutting our money swear down they miss bare 

[rebeldrums]

You have 1"69" videos :D

[essybunnyful]

i wanna talk like this

[00Crazyness]

The belly noise killed me

[mhendry1888]

i aint got no money..

[justlikethelivngdead]

Russel Brand lookin' ass...

[mellyworld72]

VINTAGE PRIMARK

[f0r33ha]

story of my life

[sophieissmall]

it's all 99p!!hahaha 

[PSwarrior25]

Maybe you should keep it. You can get child benefits!!

[wookie087]

Im from Atlanta so I dont know, but do people still drive up and down Southall like idiots?

[hitthatjeffrey123]

fool in the orange jacket looks like Russel Brand lol

[itzzRazor]

the baitest one:

Why you being stingy LOL

[americandragonecko]

LOOOL tap water!

I ask for water at nandos then go fill it up with sprite <--- Cheap XD

[kenonovs]

@americandragonecko haha i just learnt some new NANDOS trick...thanks to u!!!

[theshaslaman]

ITS ALL 99P ITS AL 99P LOL LAGUH MY ASS OF

[TheAtheistFuture]

Damn, I'm old! Grew up in central London, what the fuck is "FAM"?

[incandescentsmile]

I do actually have a friend who never rings me except to say 'Yeah? Call me back!' *hangs up* :D

[gmwoodworth]

Vintage Primark

[MufinManProductions]

i'm going to have to remember these. am i am seriously shit broke.

[ANANASJE1985]

what do you mean, 12,99, brov? That's like two pieces of fabric out here!

[ItsMrUnicorn]

Prick stick and some glitter!

[treenut999]

Lol at Pot Noodles....That's actually ME!!! Spot on.

[camaranina]

Vintage Primark. LMAO.

[zebibey]

"can i pay u in hugs?"

[Splatpope]

aint no rest for the wicked, money dont grow on trees

[MsThrillerchiller]

Vintage Primark! Lol.

[shourav0089]

nice

[blinddatereject]

sometimes I watch your vids just to hear your accent XD

[AceDoubleG]

Can I Have A Pound Please I'll Play You Back Tomorrow I Swear On My Mums Life!

[RennyBubs]

'I am rich... in a different way' LOLOL.

[sxcgirlieox]

BANKS ARE JUST HATERS FAM.

[xGhettoTeamx]

Vintage Primark... LOOOOOOOOL IM DEAD

[AdamK28]

Can I pay you in hugs? No? How about drugs?

[MrFreestylefanatic]

Sharing Is Caring LoL Heard That Too Many Times.

[Shahenshah10]

ITS ALL 99P! ITS ALL 99P FAM!

Hahahahaha! That's the best one!

[MsDudette21]

@Shahenshah10 lol he totally pushed that dude like he was in his way! XD btw what does FAM mean? :) or watever he said at 1:19-1:22?

[Shahenshah10]

@MsDudette21 Haha, It means friend or buddy. Something kinda like that. :)

[swsamwilson]

Broke people also do not donate to charity!

[arshi786shaina]

It's only too peices of cloth man its not worth it!

[sultanaa10]

"I ain't broke, it's a lifestyle choice" lool

[SuperIDIMO]

It's all 99p!!!

[Ammaarschannelyeaahh]

@makemelaff20  Racist bi@£h

[makemelaff20]

CHECK OUT MY CHANNEL FOR SHIT BROWN BOYS SAY!!

[iYou7ubeNaked]

he needs quick quid

[moonwalkerize]

1:08-1:12 LMFAO

[LivvMeAtSix]

you stole Smosh s subscribe button 00p

[fightergrl29]

i want to try it before i buy it. lmao!

[lilmegaan]

LOL. 'Do you get iPhones on the NHS?'. XD

[xnahdeen]

imagine them talking with no accent... they just sound ridiculous. ahha

[BigBoizSkank]

"you're so stingey" - that's the most overused phrase by people with no P's

[MsDudette21]

"I ain't got no money."

"Is there gonna be free food there?!" I totally say this lol....

[BillyBobThe8th]

I didn't like this vid :l

[eerereps]

ha ha ha!

[xlilxmissxitalyx]

BABE I TOLD YOU I CAN'T AFFORD TO GET YOU A VAGAZZLE! CAN'T YOU GET SOME PRITT STICK AND SOME GLITTER INSTEAD?!

[missiwonderwhy]

"IT'S 99p!"

[Briton1993]

*merhhhhh rumble rumble merhhhh*

[76382695]

I'm not broke! It's a lifestyle choice

[XXFunkifresh2010XX]

So funny xx

[leannnnne2cool]

0:11 my mum does the same thing

[ladiewallie]

child benefit...lol



[Lily94]

"hello? yeah call me back!!"

[PirateMonkeyFilmz]

vajazzle

[atlfrmtt]

Why u being stingie!!!<---- Omg i thought that was just a Trinidadian phrase!

[tevinm14]

@atlfrmtt Lol come to pretty much any southern state in america and you will hear it too...

[jrosarioz]

Accents make everything funnier.

[ProducedByKoolBeanz]

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[SpaNkyO8]

Lol

[Reitsumapanta]

haha. 

[llorenx3]

i love you

[Leviiify]

the guy with the purple jacket is absolutely hilarious (and adorable)

[iTuttefruit]

LOL "do they do iphones on the NHS?" haha!

[mmahant13]

Please stop making "shit ___ say" the trend is getting stale. Malum you can do better.

[ibr0o0]

"The best things in life are FREE"

Who agrees to this one?

[voidmastergera]

@ibr0o0 nope cereal its the best thing in life

[MosleyFML]

@ibr0o0 Herpes is pretty shit.

[TiNeUniversal]

lmao good job

[runogirl19]

hahahaha!!! :D that was funny XD

[LiLMizCurious1407]

Bloody hell mate just seen u on 4music! Well done!! Looking forward to watching the asian charts later on.. .. :)

[xperiapauline]

Lol, the tags!

[looneylegss]

LOOOOL

[veralcina]

funny. glad i subscribed.

[veralcina]

tooting at 0:28.

[AsianMissy2k9]

This is why I suscribed to you LOLOLOL <3

[uvasteve]

lmao this is funny as hell



[BillyBobThe8th]

omg saw Malum on on TV :D

I forgot what the channel was

[MissSadface]

@BillyBobThe8th ... 4music?

[BillyBobThe8th]

@MissSadface Yeh, that's it ;D

I got so used the calling that channel The Hits

[princess2bubblez]

'I wanna order the 9"pizza, but i wanna try it before i buy it' LOL!

[SAMEER56847]

this is basically just describing asians ...

maybe

[xLivexxLaughx]

Very funny! Your videos have evolved from shit --- ok --- good --- great --- almost perfect!

[TDSNM]

ITS ALL 99p ITS ALL 99p!!!!

[ImCoreyBrown]

My cousin Karl! Going places!

[gallisable]

DO THEY DO I PHONES ON NHS LOLOL THATS FUNNY BCOS SO MANY BROKE PEOPLE HAVE I PHONES TOO

[sarkazzII]

U still want me to pay lol

[sarkazzII]

Lol lol

[surayzee]

"guys! do u wanna do an eat and run??" LOL!

[AHU96]

hey malum saw you on tv some kinda asian tunes ting :)

[15princemalik]

looooooooooooooool

[WarningToAll1]

Omg. I'll get da tap water

[KQmusic]

fucking sick!!!!

[iamgeckofood]

LOL. 1:54

[vithusan40]

CAN I PAY YOU IN HUGS :)

[SlashBlashley]

HAHA. I always ask if they have half portions because i'm broke and i dont eat alot.

[RoxySL2013]

so true :) I <3 Malum

[Cheesez88]

HAha! Soo funnaayy!

[brakedancr]

OMG Vajazzle lool

[MyPierre93]

Can you get a iPhone on the NHS? LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

[MissusFingerBottom]

love the accents

[TwaFfylove]

Why you being stingy? ahahha

[MiissCarrasco]

" I THOUGHT ORANGE WEDNESDAYS WERE FREE?" haha

[Reice123ord]

Pritt stick and glitter! Can't breath! Hahaha

[EyedahCam]

more like things uni students say

[sofia77772]

Didn't you get my 7 drop calls fam! loool

[MissusFingerBottom]

"is it a free entry?" Yeah i say that all the time but I'm not broke, I'm just cheap. Malum is super cute by the way.

[Sitara04]

investment? what's that? LOL!!!!

[ORENGEcarot]

the stupidest guy on earth said : ' money cant buy happiness ' wtf is that you can buy every thing with money !!

[WahlnottPrinsessa]

Reminds me of me xD

[bigdima3]

"I aint broke, its a lifestyle choice" lol

[LittleMissNawtie]

Bruv its all 99p! irs all 99p! 99p bruv! 99p!

Looool

[plox4mage]

LOLled! THX MALUM!!!!

[xjanjanx1]

LOOL

[eon001]

0:50 Swap the drink for chicken lol I've tried that one. Somtimes I don't want to drink the 7up lololol

[te5tdr1ver]

this shit so funneh

[itstheleoshow]

rumblerumblerumblerumble... XD

[TheAwesomeJassim]

LOL! "whose got the bill"

[sibzism]

Lol I get paid by midnight, I'll pay you back I swear!!!!

[2010sugarpop]

Hello?yeh call me back.LOOOOL omg

[2010sugarpop]

LOOOOOL

[fieldspare101]

can i pay in hugs? :)

[KAZEEMA91]

REATARD 1:55

[RBDET25]

Lol i do the drink swap for wings lol but i aint broke

[tazi14ify]

Hey, call me back!

LOL

[andremp03]

Vintage Primark loooooooooooool

[pcgamerguy1234]

ha ha brilliant

[simplyshama]

I can't afford your vagazzle man, can't you just get some prickstick and some glitter!? LOL

[BigBoss1R]

Hahahhaa, sure bought that in Amsterdam..

[zinsisrocking]

the song at the end anyone?

[1bowwow4ever]

the best things in life are free hahahhahaa

[02tonyl]

vintage primark !! lol

[brookepoint]

Does anyone know if Malum/Mawaan smokes herb?

[amrita0286]

mawaan ur awesome! luv from canada.