JAY LENO IS AN ASSHOLE SONG

[PtAltmVansanTarr]

LOL

[usergently]

GREAT!

[jsbud333]

nice! Team Coco!

[HazerWITHTHElazeR]

Know why you don't have have more views? Because 1. You didn't say where you got the idea and tune for this song below and 2. You blow at singing.

[EzioAuditoreXIII]

steve colbert is an arse-licking-douchebag.

[danalogue]

@EzioAuditoreXIII

I know and I think he knows too. That's why he's so great.

[Adaweshau]

This is awesome and so true.

[vyanez08]

jay leno is an asshole. pass it on.

[rainef077]

this song has been stuck in my head the last 2 days...and I don't mind at all. so funny!!!!

[cjacket12]

This was hilarious one of the best song parodies I've ever heard Great job

[brickman73]

total agree

[liviie]

Awesome.

[firstmoth]

Lol I love Conan, and I don't find Jay Leno all that funny really... But either way this song really blows and I couldn't even watch it for a full two minutes. :/

[elelel68310]

peechykeen13 is an asshole too. What a coincidence.

[peechykeen13]

@elele168310 why? because i disagree with you? i think conan is a great comic. i enjoyed his show and i used to WATCH his show. I'm just saying if more people had watched like me this wouldnt have happened. From a business standpoint, I can understand why NBC made the choice. They lost money with Conan and made money with Jay and thats what a business cares about. Maybe they should've given him more time, but NO show gets much time anymore to build an audience anymore...

[MissStephaniyaj]

omg i love this...and i can't believe all the comments defending leno...the details of everything aren't the point - the bottom line is he is a greedy, money-hungry ass hole who isn't even funny - he should have retired and let Conan have a chance...anyway - LOVE THIS!

[UrbanTenant]

To be very honest, the only time tonight show performed poorly was under Conan and the inadequate Andy Richter.

[assetian]

Very funny. Even funnier because you are right - Jay Leno is an asshole.

[Ayble2Do]

Denis Leary would be proud.

[felixjazzage]

@Ayble2Do

Yes, especially because Denis and Conan O'Brien are cousins. (-: This is very appropriate.

[TheFlowerGirl13]

TEAM COCO!!

FIVE STARS FROM ME.

[justinTlover7]

SOOOOOOO GOOOOOD <3 COCO MUAH!!

[FortunesDaughter]

All I can say is damn straight! Team Coco!

[missashley327]

oh this was fucking fantastic!! love love loved it! like someone said below, i'll be going around randomly singing "he's an assholeeeeee" all weekend! and well probably beyond the weekend too :P

[2crackersanda6string]

@missashley327 Thanks so much glad you liked it!

[tvschlub]

Wow, you really are a bitter, sophomoric douche, aren't you? Sorry your boy Coco's ratings sucked, which is all that this was about. Good luck with your future in show business!

[Hetfield7782]

hey, remember that time leno's ratings were shit after 7 months of doing the tonight show and they nearly replaced him with letterman until dave said he had too much integrity? ooohh yea. jay is the central character in all this mess. it's no coincidence.

[peechykeen13]

umm that never happened. they thought about offering Letterman the show, but they didnt. And if CBS had cancelled Letterman's show and NBC was going to fire Leno regardless, i'm SURE letterman would've taken the job rather than be out of a job altogether.

NBC would've replaced Conan regardless. If Jay had said no, they would've found someone else. Conan's ratings were just too pitiful....

[Hetfield7782]

that's just simply not true! what made up history book are you getting that from? they DID offer letterman the show. but they had a deadline to meet cbs's offer to dave (dave hadn't started his show yet). at the last second they chose not to match the cbs offer and keep jay. letterman never was going to lose his job, why? because he was killing in the ratings.

[Hetfield7782]

and no, if jay was not there pushing zucker no one would've replaced conan because there would be have no shitty lead-in. and even if his numbers were as bad as they were they still wouldn't have fired him; they would have given him the same amount of time to grow an audience that jay did.

god, you're an idiot.

[peechykeen13]

Jay got 2 to 3 times the ratings as conan with WORSE lead ins. NBC was number 4 in primetime for 5 years while CBS was number 1 and people still turned off CBS to watch Jay. so lead-ins aren't an excuse.

[lguerrra2]

The lead-in didn't help, but it's probably wasn't the biggest reason for Conan's ratings. The biggest reason was that he didn't have TIME to build an audience in that time-slot. Also, Jay's crap-tastic show and it's detrimental effect on local news ratings is what made the affiliates demand nbc get rid of it in primetime. Jay and the losers running nbc then basically pushed Conan out, cause Jay's never had the class or decency to know when to walk away. Hope that has-been tanks in March.

[peechykeen13]

Jay never pushed Zucker to get the job back. He was promised 2 yrs in primetime and was expected to complete that. but conan's ratings were horrible and nbc felt the need to move him back a half hour. it was conan's decision to leave. he wasn't fired--but i believe he eventually would've been because his humor attracts a very specific audience and doesnt have the same wide range appeal that Jay tends to draw. Conan shouldn't have needed time to build an audience since he already had a show.

[rambo162]

@peechykeen13 what show are you watching?

[blachubear]

@tvschlub

Excuse me but when Leno arrived back in 92, his ratings weren't on fire either. As a matter of fact, it took Hoe Leno three years to get to the top & that was thanks to Hugh Grant appearing the show days after his sex scandal. It was luck but don't over look that NBC gave Leno 3 years to get to the top. NBC gave Conan only 7 months. So hell yeah I'll be bitching that it's unfair you didn't give me a chance if I was in Conan shoes. But you know what, NBC & Leno will fail big time.

[xvejj09]

that is the perfection itself :)

[tvschlub]

Conan had 16 years and 7 months to prepare for the show and establish an audience. But, unlike with Letterman, they didn't follow him. If he had the kind of loyalty that's only come on the heels of his choice to walk away from "The Tonight Show," then this scenario would have never transpired.

[Hetfield7782]

loyalty? coming from someone defending jay leno haha. pot? meet kettle.

[jradfilmz]

great job guys! I'll be singin "HE'S AN ASSWHOOOOOOOOOLE" all weekend.

[flickyisland]

Some mixing issues in the vid...but if you were to rerecord this and make an mp3 i'd download it.

[2crackersanda6string]

Thanks, I think we mixed it to the best of our abilities. If you would like a stab at just let us know

[Hetfield7782]

right. because people are dying to work for a guy that no one in the entertainment business respects anymore. just ask your writers if they'd ever get work outside of leno's show. wouldn't happen.

[check86]

You know what's interesting? The original version of this song is by Denis Leary, who is Conan's third cousin.

[2crackersanda6string]

Hmmm yeah that's true, very interesting. We weren't thinking of that when we made it.

[choochoochosen1]

Good shit!!!

[thanalie]

Nice!

[queensnyc2020]

Team CoCo FTW!!!!

I hope Leno has the lowest ratings ever on Mar. 1st

[letsmakepancakes3]

tacos

[punchbucket]

You two dudes are funny, keep up the good work

[alanchapmanshow]

ZZZZZZZZZZZIIIIING!!!!!!!!!

[ccplittle]

amaaaazing! haha

[aboyandhismonkey]

Hahahahahaha I LOVE IT!!! CoCoCoCoCoCo!!!

[msanks]

The truth hurts huh Leno!? I've been waiting for someone to come out with something that speaks for TEAM CO CO!!!!

[Hetfield7782]

awesome. team coco!!!!!