Taste the Cake (Half-Life 2)

[Zuniis]

WHY IS THE YOUTUBE VIDEO PLAYER SO BIG

[13thlizardfish]

and that is HOW You get portal three!

[13thlizardfish]

portal.(2/2[=1])-(2x2[=4])(=3)­ DUH! =P

[dudemister1999]

My new favorite song :)

[iamwaytokoolforu]

How do you buy this song?

[ThePhysGun]

@iamwaytokoolforu Newfag alert! Newfag alert!

[haileydrew77]

should have made that guy ratman would make more sens

[danitiwa]

John Freeman what are you doing in Aperture labs?!

[baileyg71]

wait, NOBODY CUT THE CAKE! LIAR!

[TheDemApples]

Thumbs up if when you saw the views you thought it was just showing your own.

[awsomeguyxx]

okay that's just weird?

[Bur2nek]

Need subtitles!

[johnboy14sw]

avtuly hl3 is soon to come out in the us at thr end of 2013 but i already have it bc of the time frame in erupoe

[TeamNinjaStrike]

THE CAKE IS A LIE!

[NyBroM]

you will be baked

and then there will be cake

[pokeybadger]

Pacman pill and Echo Bass are all that I recognize...

[MrPhantomrunner]

the cake is in my pants girl go ahead... grab it

[XaHHeC]

PLEASE SOMEONE! DUBSTEB REMIX THIS, IT WOULD BE SO AWESOME!!!

[ADJLCZ]

The cake is a lie, because GLaDOS eat cake itself... EGOTIST!!

[TheNewRevolutionClan]

@ADJLCZ :O

[Shadow91786]

What if she wants pie, not cake

[sara25214]

Wait a minute... Chell ran all the way to Glados and tryed to escape or kill the robots guarding the place just to get some freaking cake?! :| well, im not really sure about this cause i just heard this song that tells the story (i guess), i never actually played this game...but if this is all the story, then im kinda disapointed ._."

AWWW WHATEVER!!! I JUST LOVE THIS SONG!!!! :D

[AmeliaJane74]

@sara25214

Uh, no. lol It's kind of a joke about the game, you'd have to play it to understand I guess. XD

[sara25214]

@AmeliaJane74 lol! is it playstation?

[AmeliaJane74]

@sara25214

I'm not sure, but I do know that you can play it on the Xbox 360 or the pc. :)

[RandomChibiGirl]

@sara25214 Nope, actually when you wake up in a room, Glados tells you that you're doing tests, and there really aren't that many turrets at first, then she tells you that some of the testing chambers are shut down so you have to go through military training chambers...

Anyways, the whole game isn't really about cake, it's about solving a bunch of puzzles to save your a** and get out! It's super fun, really quick, and totally worth it. I recommend playing it if you get the chance!!

[kubawpl]

@sara25214 Portal 1 didn't really have much story, just that Chell was told that if she finishes all the tests she gets a cake, but later when she enters the GLaDOS' chamber, she tries to kill her, so Chell kills GLaDOS (sorry if I'm wrong, but I played it pretty long time ago) and right now I'm starting Portal 2 once again C:

[sara25214]

@kubawpl holy poop! if in the end you can play it on computer then i could play it too :L

[Protomanbeawsome]

this is really cool song

[sara25214]

GIR IS SINGING!!! :L

[sara25214]

i fuckin' love this :|

[SullivanjamesO]

best song in the world

[Matti04VEVO]

Who wants to Portal 3? You give thumbs up!

[bi11yareweird]

@Matti04VEVO no

[Matti04VEVO]

@bi11yareweird why ,,no"? I want to, you do not have...

[bi11yareweird]

@Matti04VEVO cause portal 2 ended perfectly fine its pretty much if george lucas deiced to make star wars episode 7

[klaykid117]

@Matti04VEVO valve putting a 3 on the end of something HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH

[Matti04VEVO]

@klaykid117 -.-

authors can come up with something... a few ideas? ...

[LpSuperdiddy]

@Matti04VEVO damm thats valve thers no 3rd

[McMollet]

@Matti04VEVO i dont because that would meen that valve is not fucking working on hl2 ep 3!

[pm108sstkteom]

@Matti04VEVO half life 3 first!

[Matti04VEVO]

@pm108sstkteom Yes, I want to Half-Life 2 Episote 3, too. :) I like Portal and Half-Life.

@34lol345 I know :( But we wait for Half-Life 2: Episote 3 where it will connect with Portal xD

[345lol345]

@Matti04VEVO i want portal 3 to come out but valve cant count to 3

[Zuniis]

@345lol345 Portal: sequel after sequel

[345lol345]

@Zuniis point?

[sour0deez]

@345lol345

I have the solution...

Have valve sell all of their game rights to someone else who CAN count to three.

@Patt

[GLaDOS26]

@Matti04VEVO valve doesnt make 3s

[dorororocks702]

@Matti04VEVO i would but Valve can't count past 2

[JustMerpMan]

@dorororocks702 LMAO.

[mastrochef]

@Matti04VEVO Aww heelll nah. Portal 2 was padded enough, creating a third game would just mean more padding and boring "gameplay" segments where you walk down a long corridor looking for the one piece of Portalable surface in the entire room. It's time to let the Portal-franchise be left alone for a little while now.

[Flame1598]

sorry, but no, after Chell got out, it'd be kinda pointless to make a Portal 3.

[TheAidan134]

@Flame1598 Lol, you do know the field was fake?, you notice inside when you saw the sky it was all dark and murky?

[dabears17x]

@TheAidan134 Did you happen to be playing on a console? 

[Niter43]

@Matti04VEVO Valve can't count to 3

[XMattx0x]

@Matti04VEVO They tied off the series at 2. unless you want 3 being walking through a grassy field for a few hours then finding a city

[HonestGhost21]

I just realised how sad portal is... Glados is so cold

[ShanePattersonStudio]

Drums are just a little too loud, other than that its great. makes it kinda hard to listen to with ipod headphones, cause all you hear are blaringly loud drums, and nothing else

[Andrius226]

best song ever

[oswaldongpanget]

@LOAd

[mxerboy123]

Favorited this in 2009, Still watching it in 2012.

:)

[sadpancaKe256]

best game ever and portal 2 GO VALVE!!!!

[naomi10lol]

"DINT WE HAVE SOME FUN"

NO XD

[HonestGhost21]

@naomi10lol U not enjoy portal 1?!

[taffylaffy11]

this helps me sleep[im a crazy demon filled child]

[cavalryscout72]

Its too bad the music was annoying as fucK!

[legodatabase]

@cavalryscout72 why'd you come here then?

[cavalryscout72]

@legodatabase Well anything with 2 million views that involved portal I expected to be entertaining but this was just annoying as fuuuccckkkkk! So hop off my dick please. Ok?

[inclosecombat13]

Man that kicks ass. Good job. Brightened my evening :)

[rparker069]

scarily good

[sirMAXX77]

story of most people's lives, chasing after the promise of cake.

[snigglesxjetx]

Chell rises from a stasis inside of a glass box She isn't greeted by faces, Only concrete and clocks. That's when she first hears GLaDOS, Computer that talks. She's told to leave the little room, but has no shoes and no socks. She trusted the computer 'Cause the voice sounded nice. So she traveled through the center And followed all its advice.But when she starts taking blood, She started thinking twice. It was the first time that she used the Hand-held Portal Device.

[snigglesxjetx]

She puts some holes in the walls And the ceilings then the floors.

It was a weapon to create Inter-dimensional doors. Still, the tests keep getting harder

and she needed a break. That's when the voice began to barter with the promise of cake. Chorus

All alone and she's wondering why. She has a bad feeling like she's going to die. She hides from the cameras and begins to cry. She'll never believe the cake is a lie.

[snigglesxjetx]

GLaDOS had a wicked habit of enhancing the truth. Chell knew not to expect to get to see end proof. She had a sneaking suspicion That the cake was a spoof. Yet, she continued with her mission on account of her sweet tooth. Three tests to finish She was nearing the end.

She met Companion Cube And they became the best of friends. But as with anything good, This thing was too good to last. She had to burn her best friend To be allowed to pass.

[snigglesxjetx]

GLaDOS realized her spirit Was far too strong to break. She had completed all the tests

And never made a mistake. Her mouth began to water, Her hands started to shake.

She knew it couldn't be much farther, She could almost taste the cake.

[RosalieAvonside]

I'm confused.... So this is another extension of portal?(the first game I mean)

[Zarthga]

@RosalieAvonside -_- no

[TheZeFury]

@RosalieAvonside No it was just a music video by a really talented guy,

[ThePriceOfBeans]

We need a sequel!

[MrSquidington]

He Looks Like a Mutated Adam Sandler

[rebuiltHK47]

Observation: 735 subjects did not survive the test.

Statement: This is awesome.

[roma197139]

I SEE YOU BITCH O_O

[Eddie017Minecraft]

Why are you calling GLaDOS the portal player, huh?

[jaller32]

For some reason i hate the tune of the music but i like it :/

[papasmerf767]

Well, 735 people can't taste the cake.

[AnonSation]

It is delicious cake. You must eat it.

[boomerpro87]

dose anyone have a sudden urg for cake?

[MegaShadow115]

whenever i see those portal vids, i get the urge on playing the game:p

[felixthefox100]

Title must be

Taste the Cake by Doug Rattmann ft. Turret

(no not the fat turret, it sings opera )

[haubert5]

Why i can't stop listening this? o_O

[Krintok]

@haubert5 You don't. It's as simple as that. And this song is just good like that.

[SkittlezWolf]

what are those things lighting up at the end?

[computerboy56]

@SkittlezWolf that are personal cores

[legodatabase]

@SkittlezWolf personality cores, stored on racks

[TheNeb112]

love this :)



[brooklandboys]

I didn't die on the fire bit.

[thesnape99]

Not so bad!

[bryanstudios055]

@greenbastard50 Dude STFU because your a little troll with a tiny penis, the song was amazing. Your just a little hater being melested by Barney. GTFO

[bryanstudios055]

@PyroSirBrad

[MosinNagantMan1]

What is whispered at around 1:46 ?

[juneanthonywhite]

How do you download it? :\

[Motishay]

wow, this song is awesome

[TehSawnderz]

The cake is not a lie, Gabe ate it.

[xboxmarton360]

@TehSawnderz You can see the cake at the end of the portal 1

[alsnana00]

@TehSawnderz The cake has been eaten by abby.. Abby ate it (portal prelude)

[iambleh]

@TehSawnderz from good luck charlie?

[iambleh]

@iambleh haaa i can reply on my own comment

[iambleh]

@iambleh of course you can. great vid

[iambleh]

@iambleh great but mlp is better

[Thoughtmo]

@TehSawnderz One fat joke a day keeps Episode 3 away...-.-'

[colloredwolfs]

were did you find the organal video ??? pleas coment back =)

[PyroSirBrad]

@colloredwolfs That is the original video

[colloredwolfs]

@PyroSirBrad oohhh so you anamatid this o.o kooool what did you use to anamate this ? =)

[PyroSirBrad]

@colloredwolfs No I didnt made this im just saying this is the original video :\

[colloredwolfs]

@PyroSirBrad ooohhh ok =)

[AthrakaSauce]

i love this song so much

[KesuTV]

Black Mesa created 732 accounts? :D

[XxUndeadOpsMasterxX]

Thanks for the cake Gman

[MrCris2021]

i still thinking the cake is a lie

[Rodsims1]

I WANT GMOD PORTAL RP!

[Globetrottahh]

@Rodsims1 No you don't.

[SegamanSoft]

epic

[Hangmanl]

And yes, the cake WAS moist and delicious.

[elementcollector1]

Does anyone know where I can get the music that starts during the chorus? Trying to make an instrumental :)

[libertycreationtv]

BassHeadsProduction thats great? so how bout you get off of youtube, delete you account, torch your computer and go get laid for once in your life (fuck off)

[Krintok]

@rainbow041802smile Fuck fuck Fuckitty fuck fuck fuck, whining about it is for losers. Get over it.

[randommarvel2010]

awesome



[R3Cat]

Am i the only one here who's watching this for the first time in two years again? Mad nostalgia. MAD.

[orinocointf2]

@R3Cat no you are not :)

[peacetheportalcat]

is that ratman?(Doug)

lol I just read the comic, so friking awesome.

[rainbow041802smile]

I am so botherd by all of you people that cuss on youtube. I really think you shouldn't. It isn't WWJD! {What Would Jesus Do!} P.S Do you get to use that launguge around the house! Thumbs up if you agree that cussing is for losers!

[Cmjf00013]

love this lmfao

[BassHeadsProduction]

I hate techno and shit music. And I don't like video games (even half life) nearly enough to make this even remotely entertaining.

[bebeo4]

Every time I hear this song it gives me chills

[Hangmanl]

@gumywormguy123 Chell is never going to believe you.

[Hangmanl]

Actually, I had it fro my birthday. I guess they ran out. Sorry, Chell.

[Anonyxyzimouse]

732 people still believe in the cake

[libertycreationtv]

song sung by rattman

[KalleWerner]

xD glados is no boy

[DietrichXD]

Amazing song!

[portallego911]

i love this video !! does anyone agree?

[greenbastard50]

Everything is fuckin shit. The crude animation. The shitty voice which sucks by the way. The shitty ass beat. This is trash begging to be recycled.

[CptCool2]

@greenbastard50 Better than whatever the fuck you've made. Aww, that's right..

[bairdy218]

@greenbastard50 if this is so shit why is it ur favorite videos playlist?

[Andrius226]

@greenbastard50 your head needs to be recycled....

[Mercenarie558]

@Andrius226 Amen brother.

[MrOpensaysme123]

your music videos amaze me every time!

[GamerHeart987]

Nice vid dude :)

[TXLMinecraft]

I used to think the arrow to the knee jokes were funny, then i took an arrow to the knee

[boomerpro87]

@TXLMinecraft GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! DX

[NinjaPotato01]

I used to think the arrow to the knee jokes were stupid and had nothing to do with this video, then I still did.

[protorpedo]

I used to think Skyrim was cool, then I took Portal to the face.

[gmangahoole]

I used to think the cake was a lie but then i took an arrow to the knee

[Phobosinadamant]

I love the chorus and the song as a whole!

[gumywormguy123]

the cake is a lie!!!!

[TheHenrySavage]

I don't get why people are talking about taking an arrow to the knee?

[city5101]

@TheHenrySavage Skyrim

[IR0N7IG3R]

i used to think the cake was a lie... than i took an arrow to the knee.

[darkore450]

nvm i got it ;)

[darkore450]

hey um that download thing failed for me =(

[GamesForLife123]

@Rapture265 fuckin shut up

[mew2233]

@Rapture265 Oooh~ I love wizards! *Ehem* SHOOPUSMAHWOOPUS!

[hinventon]

@Rapture265 GOD you watch to much harry potter

[ashton830]

@Rapture265 Noob

[totalspaz1]

This wouldn't happen to have neen made by the same guy who did that disturbing song task mistress?It has the same high quality, yet rather creepy & disturbing. Also, the narrator sounds kinda the same.

[IamBHM]

@totalspaz1 Yes it is. His name is Ray Koefoed. He's made some really great videos. Task Mistress isn't among my favorites of his, but Taste the Cake definitely is! I also really like The Sum of a Body, Flight of Kleiner, and In the Virtual End.

[epicfaceproduct]

@totalspaz1 yeah it is the same guy who made task mistress

[OzmanofTexas]

i have this song on itunes :)

[Trojan02LT]

No. Very cute is Alyx. Damn i

[halo7631]

shell i think is cute and scary at the same time

[soccerlovingfrenchy]

shell scars the f%$# out of me

[FrozenHitsugaya360]

All this game neede was more characters like him.

[GreenToxicWaffles]

thanks to this, i bought the orange box. i played tf2 and hl1 and 2 and episodes 1 and 2, and portal 1. then portal 2 came out, and i played tht. :D i love this vid

[Solar424]

I used to work for Aperture Science. Then I took an arrow to the knee.

[lukuis101]

K GLaDis was a human? OR A ROBOT AN A HUMAN or just a human? TELL MNE NOW

[tachaqua]

@lukuis101

she was a human that had her personality,memories, thoughts and dreams copied into a robot and that robot became a phycopathic lunatic called GlaDos.