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  • COLONEL SHUT UP I'M TAKIN' A CRAP!!

  • Snake: "Colonel, what are you eating?"

    Colonel: 0:31 "SNACK!"

  • first one, campbell is out on a hike when.. 0:03

  • the comment are very funny

  • "0:17 SNAKE! ARE YOU A GAY?! SNAKE?! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!"

  • He sounded constipated at the end

    "SNAKEEEEE!!!"

  • SNEEEEEK .. lol :D

  • cambell: snake what happened snake SNAAAAAAKE!!!

    snake:(laughing) man it gets funnier everytime

  • SNEEEIIIIKK

  • The last one gives me the impression that he was kicked in the balls while calling him...

  • THE LAST ONE IS SO HILARIOUS!

    SNEEEEEK

  • If MGS was a cop show...... Colonel Campbell is the police captain and Solid Snake is the reckless detective.....

    Captain Campbell- SNAKE!!!!!! In my office NOW!!!!!!

    Detective David "Solid Snake" Jones walks into the Captain's office

    Campbell- Snake!!! You are a loose canon! you're off the case!!!!!

    Snake- Come on Captain.. I'm about to bust Liquid and his dope dealing crew!!

  • SUUNAAAKUUUUU

  • brings back memories of getting locked in the room with infrared sensers. touch one and its game over.

  • just found my new text alert.

  • i prefer otacon but okey :D

  • SNAAAAAAAAAAARGHHK! *rofling forever*!

  • SNAKARUUUU

  • @IamTheiPhone SNAKARINO

  • @diamondson319 SNAKINZKI!

  • the third one is the best

  • Thumbs up if Dara O'Briain brought you here

  • @MrSatireTube yupp

  • Snake? Snake! SNAAAAAAKHEEEEEEEEEEE

  • fission mailed

  • SNAAAAPE!?

  • Anyone know where I can get Snaaaaaake! as a ringtone?

  • campbell sounds like an obsessed stalker leaving messages on snakes answering machine

  • hahahahahah

  • WHATS WRONG! JAKE! JAAAAAAAKE!!?

  • SKINNER!

  • Holy shit, the last ones hilarious.

  • @ 0:20 LOL!! we always used to scream that line down the school corridors!! Snaaaaaeeeeeeke!!!

  • The 4th one makes a great ringtone. "Snake? Answer me! SNAAAAAAAAAKE!"

    

  • SNAKE!!!!!!

  • I take off my clothes and the first thing my girlfriend says is "SNAAAAAAAKKKKEEEEEE!!!!!"

  • @GamesOplenty Those newborn snakes often cause that reaction, because people expect bigger and are disappointed.

  • @GamesOplenty that's because she saw me. im a snake

  • XD I think the last one is funny because I can picture the Colonel sitting in his chair thinking "What's happened to Snake?!" he looks to his left and there's a big ass cobra or something in his room hissing and he's like "SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!"

  • now that's a friend

  • ROFL!!! @ the last one

  • 1st one the best

  • wish had the mp3 of it to make a cool ringtone xD

  • that last one reminds me of joe from family guy

  • I hear it's amazing when the famous purple stuffed worm, with the tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hara-Kiri Rock. I NEED SCISSORS! 61!

  • @thediremoose that's mgs2

  • If snake was using the fake death pill and the campbell said snake real loud then snake would be in a bad position.

  • the last one sounds like he is constipated. SNAKKKKKKKKE D:

  • Ah shit this takes me way back. Me and my cousins had to beat this game without a memory card so we were up for a good 2 days straight

  • @08Intergalactic It'a a 7 hour game dude...

  • @Dsurvivor21stCentury We were like 7 dude, it's not the easiest game either.

  • @Dsurvivor21stCentury I can see how ironmanning a difficult 7 hour game, especially if you're young/not very good at it could take a very long time. Also patience. Lots of it.

  • @lolomfgmen I didn't know at the time he was young, sheesh.

  • I will always prefer to hear Campbell freaking out when i die rather than bitches screaming xD

  • SKINNEEEEEEEEEER!

  • Cournel!? cournel!?! COURNEL!!!!!!!!

  • SNAKE! Stop dieing, you're making Campbell mad!

  • Sounds like cambell's drowning @ 0:32

  • The last one sounds almost like a heavy metal chorus

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  • This week's theme ingredient: SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE

  • wow lol sounds like the campbell and the other are upsest with snake like snake whats go on ?? snake!!?? snake!!??? and also he like SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE =p

  • Colonel: Hey Snake, I'll be supporting you during this mission from the confines of my own home. Oh...there's something in my pants and I think its moving *peeks* Snake?!

    Snake: Yes, Colonel?

    Colonel: Snaake!

    Snake: Colonel?!

    Colonel: SNAAAAAAKE!!!

    Snake: COLOOOONEEEEL!!!!

  • 0:19 cambell sounds like a sumo wrestler XD

  • hahahhahahaha what the fuck was that last one?

  • @coscientology He just crapped himself

  • Download Ringtone of this part

    Make all your friends jealous

    ???

    Profit

  • god damn, i got goosebumps each time it played

  • campbell-snake whats wrong ? snake ? snake ! SNAKE !!!!!!

    guy  -STFU !!!!

    campbell -o sorry geez i thought snake was death

    snake -ah didnt even brake an sweat

    "pshshshshsh"

    snake -o shit i killed the dog by sweating

  • I walked into campbell's office and pulled down my pants that's all he could say SNAAAAKE!!!!

  • ROFL!!!!! Colonel,s last freak out was very hilarious that it made me fall out of my chair!!!!!

  • he sounds like hes having a heart attack at 00:20

  • Why is the last SNAAAAAAAAKE!! so fucking hilarious?

  • @TheHaraKiriMan

    Maybe because it sounds likes hes taking a shit while saying "SNAAAAKKKKKKKKEEEEEEEE!!!!"? >:D

  • @YinYang19 LMAO

  • @TheHaraKiriMan haha that's what i call epic win!

  • @TheHaraKiriMan Because he sounds like he's climaxing rather than freaking out?

  • @SsnakeBite Good thing wasn't otacon who scream, becuase otacon screams like a asshole

  • @TheHaraKiriMan  yeah i know LOL

  • @TheHaraKiriMan its like there having rough sex and he tells him to say his name

  • @TheHaraKiriMan cuz it sounds like the dudes about to have a freakin hear attack

  • @RememberTheNameYaDig lol well i mean he is the last guy between you and getting the FUCK NUKED out of you so yea id be freaking to lol

  • @LordValor001 Welll... teccchhhnically.. if Snake died early there wouldnt be any nukes coz MG wouldnt be acctivated..

  • @GreenPineapplez um yea you played it right?! unless they gave FOXHOUND Big Bosses remains they were going to NUKE IT

    prob was they didnt have his remains

    so guess what if snake DIED then they would of gotten NUKED...sooo teccchhnically your VERY WRONG

  • and dude they would of figured it out anway they had meyrl and Baker he knew about the Key Cards and im sure Ocelot would of made him told throu enough Tourture

  • @LordValor001 Your first reply is complete nonsense .. Big Bosses remains had Nothing to do with it..

    And as i said.. and half implied ... it depends when Snake died (in the game)...

    Meryls a noob, so im confident shed get no where with the key by herself. and she prob wouldnt of got out the cell had Snake died before getting to Octopus. and that arguement holds even if Snake died post Octopus. shes useless "Theres no way youd pass for gaurd for long with that walk.."

    I hold by my first post

  • @GreenPineapplez your a fucking fool THEY WANT BIG BOSSES REMAINS IN METEAL GEAR SOLID YOU FUCKING IDIOT! GO PLAY THE FUCKING GAME AND EAT MY DICK! IVE PLAYED THAT GAME 345233 TIMES SO GO FUCK YOUR SELF AND GO FUCKING DIE

  • @GreenPineapplez and you fucking idiot he didnt say meryl would do anything you idiot he SAID THEY WOULD GET THE CARD FROM HER GOD CAN YOU NOT READ!? Idiots like you make me so fucking pissed off i cant even see straight. you halfass read a comment and pretend you know what your talking about you dont your a stupid kid who thinks he knows what the fuck hes talking about. YOU DONT THINK THEY WOULD OFCHECKED FOR THE KEY THEY KNEW ABOUT THE KEY FROM BAKER YOU DUMB SHIT! HE JUST MADE SNAKE DOTHEWORK

  • @BrokenMegaMan lol.. its really quite amusing how pissy you guys are getting..

    LordValor.. i know in the game thats what they were after.. but it had nothing to do with our discussion about the nukes.. and if snake died.. which was what i meant..

    As for being able to nuke.. without MGear.. i disagree..i dont believe they had any other way besides MGear. as Shadow moses was a nuclear weapons 'disposal' facility.. not a place to launch from.

    I will submit to Ocelot knowing of the key. but he

  • @BrokenMegaMan didnt know the trick behind it.. and if we are assuming things on the game holds.. Meryl could still of hid the key continuously and theyd never of got it. even if they did find out how to use it..

    I also find it funny that you go to personal trolling when were just discussing a game ... 'stupid kid' etc etc.. and the other that wanted me to die..

  • @GreenPineapplez there would of been nukes and yea LordValor was right. the US had 12 hours to give LIQUIDSNAKE BIG BOSSES BODY! IF THEY DIDNT THEY WOULD OF BEEN NUKED!!!

    so if snake had died ANYTIME during the game then guess what Nuke time just cause they didnt have the card keys didnt mean they couldnt of launched the nuke they just couldnt of from MG Rex

    so yea Big Bosses Remains have ALOT to do with it if you would just use your mind dumbass your reply was complete nonsense you prick

  • @TheHaraKiriMan

    Because it sounds suspiciously like he's constipated.

  • snake?! cooooobbbrrraaaa!

    oh wrong type of snake.

  • SKINNEEER!!!

  • @ridleyfly956  hahahahahahahahahahahaha LOL

  • Where is my coffee? SNAAAAKE, SNAAAAAAAKE

  • Holy shit, that last one sounded like the Colonel was dieing too.

  • the "snaaaake?!" at 0:17 sounds like he's turning into a super sayan

  • he sounded MAD at 00:20!

  • YEARGH YEArgh Yeargh yeargh...

  • I like how half-arsed the last one is, lol.

    "Snake. You dick."

  • LOL.. SNAAAKE

  • Johnny.. Johnny!.. JOHNNYYYYYYYYYYYYYY jajaja

  • I like the part where he said "snake".

  • Campbell: SNAKE ??!!! SNAKE!!!!!! SNAKE!!

    SNAAAAAKEEEE!!!!!!!!!

    Snake: yes?

    Campbell: NOT YOU THERES A DANG Snake in my house!! ABORT mission and come help me out!! your dad ATE snakes!! come on hurru up!!

  • The third "SNAAAAAKE" almost sounded Japanese, while the last could have sounded great in a death metal band XD

  • Campbell: SNAAAAKKKKKKEEEEEEE

    Snake: yeah?!

    Campbell: um... nothing....

  • BEEP BEEEP! BEEP BEEEP! BEEP BEEEP! BEEP BEEEP!

    Snake: FUCKING CODEC!!!! *Smashes codec against a wall*

    Enemy: He is here! *kills snake*

    Snale: Fucking thanks Campbell, NOW IM REALLY DEAD!

    Campell: SNAAAAAAAKKE! IM SOORRRYYYYYYYY!!!!  lololololololol

  • lmao campbell freaking out

  • snake will never die in peace.

  • @smashbrosfan25 Cuz the codec is always annoying him.

  • @pooptouyube yeah!

  • Snake, what happened? Snake? Snaaaake!

  • Snake, are you okay?! Snake? Snaaaaaaaaaake??!

  • my brother pushed me off of my chair and i pretended like i was dead and the death music played at that second.

  • @Frostbitelink A highly unlikely story.

  • Campbell: "Snake what's wrong? Snake.. "

    Snake: "Ops.. I forgot to take your lottory ticket"

    Campbell: "Snaaaaake!!!!!"

  • Nah can't hear u sorry I'm just POed that I have to start over -.-

  • Sarge? Sarge?! SAAAARGE!!!

  • What the hell kind of name is Snake? How'd a muppet like you pass selection?

  • @TheEloeo

    It's a Codename I think...

  • Duck? DUCK!? GOOOOOOSE!!

  • In my opinion, MGS1 and MGS2 (Tanker) had the best "Game Over" screen. XD

  • Cambell:snake?snaaaaaaake

    Snake:do u have to do this every time i ve got killed

    Cambell:hey dont hate the player...hate the game

  • Time for my meds, to make the voices go away.

  • SNAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!

  • Last one was the best!

  • hahahahahahah freaking out hahahahahahahaaha

  • Wtf is wrong with campbell and otacon

  • Campbell: "SNAAAAKE!"

    Naomi: "For f***k sake Campbell!That's like the fourth time you called him! He's dead alright!?"

  • Snake, does this dress make me look fat? Snake?! SNAAAAAKE!

  • The colonel's voice in MGS1 isn't the same as in 2?

  • @ThatOneAgain aaaah.....i think its same....

    i had problems first but...i think its same

    it sounded different but...

    i dont know i think its the same.

    some people told me every voice actor is same but i dont think so...ninjas voice is different thats 100% but...i think other peoples voice different too...i mean greg eagles but some people told me its george byrd...and thats his alias "greg eagles" so thats why im saying now but..i dont know everything...i think its same.

  • @armagibson IMDb says the colonels of MGS1 and MGS2 were both voiced by Paul Eiding in the English version. And Takeshi Aono did both of the Japanese ones.

  • @ThatOneAgain ah yes...

    so i was right

    almost right.

    your right

    thank you

    i just confused.

    sometimes iv been confused you know but your right. (y)

  • Snake! put my balls in your hand now! snake!!? snaaake!!

  • legendary..

  • this game suggs(just kidding)

  • Snake! my bum is too tight! Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAKKKEEEE!!!!!!!!!

  • oh no

  • RELAX COLONEL I WAS JUST MESSING WITH YOU... geez

  • Colonel whats wrong? Colonel?! COLONELLLLLLLLLL!!!?

  • I never heard these before cause i never died. :P

  • Snake - can you hear me? Snake! SNAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAA *deep breathe* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA­AAAAAAAAAAAAAAKE!

  • SNAAAAAKKEE!

  • Snake, what's wrong?

    The pizza fell in the drainage ditch!

    SNAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Campbell: Snakeeee?! SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    Snake: Oh sorry sir! i was eating pizza so i didn't hear the codec

    Campbell: SNAKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE­EEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

    Snake: What the hell?!?!

    Campbell: SNAKEEEEEEE!!! YOU ATE MY PIZZAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!­!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Snake: *Glomps* O_o'' im fucked up

  • Yo, Snake, Wake Tha Fuck Up!!!! Snake?! SNNAAAAAAAAAAAKE!!!!!! (Gunshot) lol

  • The best ones are the 3rd and last one.

  • Cambell lost his mind on that last codec call XD

  • I think him being so dramatic is due to his love affair with Snake.

  • He was getting a tad hoarse by the end. It must be tiring saying SNAKE!!!! all day.

  • it sounds like cambell was on the toliet having constipation on the last one lol

  • The one man who was our last chance to save the entire free world just died.

    Cambell has every right to scream. We are SO f*cking boned....

  • Snake rapes campbell !

  • genius

  • Campbell: Snake? SNAKE? SNAAAAAAAAKKKKE!!!!!

    Snake: YES I CAN HEAR YOU!!!!!

    Campbell: Oh........

  • Campbell: Snake? SNAAAAKE?!

    Snake: Campbell?! Are you there?!

    Campbell: Yes...I just...SPIDEEEER!!

    Snake: Offs! -.-

  • hahahhahahahah

  • SNAAAAAAAKE?????????????????!

  • LAST ONE RULES!! Campbell loves snake

  • Campbell: Snake? snake?

    Enemies: ?, was that the box?

    Snake:Campbell, shut...

    Campbell: SNAKE!!!!

    Enemies: !

    Snake: Dammit, Campbell

  • Sorry, G!  I thought Snake was dead!

  • Snake:stop fucking calling me! im dead!

    Cambell:O_O'

  • @Richterbelmont365 Cambell: NEVER SNAAAAAAAAAKEEE

  • @Richterbelmont365 Coming soon on your PSP, Metal Gear Solid: Dead Walker. We brought you old Snake, now enjoy Zombie Snake!

  • my new ring tone

  • This is EXACTLY why I'm here! :D:D

  • SHUT THE FUCK UP!

  • YO MAN i tot snake was dead! lol