Jesus action figure

[gtarocksthehouse]

you guys are gay he gave you life and you make a video of a kid stabbing him

gay video

[alexandrahackett41]

this isn't funny at all , like seriously ! this is bull shit and i don't like it ! this video needs to be reported ! also , they need to block this video !!! jesus wasnt treated like this , AT ALL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like seriously GROW UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[NizzardKing]

@alexandrahackett41 u mad bro?

I think your brain needs to grow up. First of all learn to fathom up an ounce of sense of humor in your dried up tiny insignificant pathetic life and take a joke.

Second of all..... Christianity/Catholicism is just a form of public order to establish fundamental morals, so what's the big deal anyway?

[baaboo999]

IM GONNA LIVE FOREVER!

[RANKO619]

lol so funny i almost chocked but this is not ok to make fun of Jesus

[esBQQQ]

Lol I bet FEW PEOPLE watching this has no idea of what the arc of the covenant is, its a gold box that held the 10 commandments but when Romans attacked 538 AD I believe and it was forever losted

[DJMikeFunk]

Ugh calm down people, it's just Jesus : T

[MudaSHoleProductions]

Damn...Jesus is such a badass.

[dragonkane43]

im catholic and go to the catholic school and i found this funny

[Olegovna20]

Jajajajajajaja wenisimo

[dunkelewaldelfe]

I do not find this jocularly christen already make fun of theirs propheten

[zobly]

*cross not included

lol

[ThaManu93]

action ficker XD

[LordSlag]

SANCTIFIED FECES!!! That was hilarious! "The Ark of the Covenant! AAAAAHHHH!" *BLAM!*

Religion is so retarded...

[DezszNutz]

WHO DOES THAT SHIT . GET A FUCKING LIFE.

[TheShanBunny]

@DezszNutz I totally agree with ya, what a bunch of assholes to put this on here, especially with KIDS in the commercial..Fucking Sad ass world now-a-days..;)

[EdM021]

Is this action figure for real or (I hope) a joke?

[thebbeenn]

@EdM021

I think it's a joke, but it very well could be serious....just search youtube for Bibleman... the Christian superhero kids show.

Now that's some scary shit - and it's for real.

[EdM021]

@thebbeenn Man, that Bibleman's weird! What is TBN trying to do!? Raise a whole generation of frustrated homosexual Christian boys???? It's just TOO BIZAARE.

[SaraDupastara]

stupid people

[Peppergon]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOL xD WTFUUUCK!!!!

[ScrappyDooYah]

I'm about to have nightmares

[MrJacobbbo]

Thats sad



[magyargulyas]

"GO AHEAD, THROW THE FIRST STONE"

Lmao, this must be a joke, if not, its more then awesome xD

[Charlottex99]

LOL!!

[FFFUUUCCCKKKEEEDDD]

Does it come with real blood or have i got to get a priest and a bottle of red wine

[havebrainsmust]

lol at teh box thing

[jikininki1]

wow even im religious and i can laugh at this the last part was fucking hilarious

[SirNoodlehe]

roflmao

[HardstyleMan1231]

WOW! that really suck dude

[ripercheto]

Very very stupid

[theprayerpker]

Hahahahahaha is this some kinda of JOKE?

But this is kinda of stupit

[randomrobbot]

stop arguing about religion u guys start wars u fags

[theRoyKILLERwar]

i love this

[theprayerpker]

Wtf?

[sqwrrlta31stest]

tha ark of the covenant maed me laugh my ass off

[esrapk]

i laughed tearss

[missahearts331]

what the !*?@l why the !!!! are you making fun of jesus he gave you life and then you make a video of you stabing him with a fake sword your a sick @!#$%&* burn in @#!! you have no morals!!

[thespartan65535]

hahahahahaha if you really believe in jesus giving us life ur a idiot religeon is a lie science is all science is your god believe me life is better as a atheist (btw im 15 and i kno this)

[Hacina100]

Can you prove religion is a lie though?

I mean really you make a very loose assumption here. Half of science itself is just theories.

Im 15 too.

[ASIANBOYZPRODUCTION]

ur only 15 and you know it hahaha.

r u american?

no doubt

[xJBDx]

well with your amazing grammatical skills and such profound understanding of science and life with your age i think everyone should believe you and follow your ways into Richard Dawkins' asshole

[kefer123622]

You fail very hard sir. Get help... I mean i might even need therapy for just reading what you had to say.

[LOGANGRAY13]

thats so gay

[Japan1hellokitty]

I kinda...well, nevermind.

[FreddyeBikeco]

FUCK SHIT! XD YEAH! :D

[chasecomix]

what is this from?

[celovecernjithekid]

"cross not included"

[faninmyroom]

lol this is awesome

[chrisVOJ]

chux chux chux chux chux chux!!!

[quovardiss]

OMG, i want one "Take that" Ha HA

[ironlung2004]

lmaooooooooo

[MauroIV]

xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD­D

[djdarren40]

go ahead throw the first stone haha

[mainsteyn5985]

A BIT TOO WHITE TO BE JESUS

[darknesstoholy]

Give that brotha some colah.

[krazyhype666]

wtf r u jew or something fuck u

[VampiricDream]

I'm a christian for your information, fact as I wrote in the description as a disclaimer I didn't make the video or hold any responsibility for it's production, I just found it amusing. If you didn't like it then you shouldn't of watched it, simple enough so your prophanity really was not called for. Oh yes I went there. OWNED.

[lillitu84]

LOL

[miciottomao]

so ilarious but....

jesus will burn you in the hell :-)

peace

[lordalastor99]

LOL yeah right.

[TonyKnockOff]

Wow, if that's the case then Jesus needs to grow a sense of humor. So do you.

[WhenYouveGoneGuru]

They do. South Park had Muhammed in their "Super Best Friends" episode long before there was any controversy. Then there was the Danish cartoon bullshit.

[elementsk8r1873]

lol!!

[Raimeanne]

there are no grievous offenses against GOD!

[nogravity60]

uh isn't this a bit insulting to christian religion?:S

[titanic2191]

So true, they don't know what they are doing.... "Forgive them Father, for they know not what they do" That was spoken for people like this and the Submissive Jesus creator.

[kingosmashbros]

You stupid Christian Catholic retards, you actually believe god and jesus are real. Seriously NOBODY can be a pregnant virgin because GOD said so, and if god is so great why the hell doesn't he get rid of war, world hunger and all the other problems caused by his GREATEST CREATION THE HUMANS!!!!! >=(

[titanic2191]

Read the bible and you will learn why.

[WhenYouveGoneGuru]

There is no place you can find a more inane religious discussion then the comments board of a youtube video.

[titanic2191]

Yeah...... or idiots that can't spell!

[WhenYouveGoneGuru]

I'll take a person who can't spell over a person who can't think any day.

[titanic2191]

Oh I can THINK, it's just what I think and what YOU think are two different things. can't handle the heat?........ ummm you're doomed" :D

Last reply for me...... this is boring.

[WhenYouveGoneGuru]

And I didn't spell anything wrong. Maybe we weren't talking about one another in those two posts.

[musicdude316]

HAHAHAHAHA, GO ahead...THROW the 1st stone!

[charmedcasanova]

very awesome where can I get the toy

[EarthCitizen81]

Hilarious!

"I'm gonna live forever!"

Priceless!

[Dreiz]

damn!! ill buy one to my son !!

[YoUrLiLlOvEr]

Holy Crap i jumped out of my seat!!

[dleviis]

Somebodys going to hell......

[0ltsuboy]

Ok...?

[ReepCleep]

im unna live forever....

[icestorm815]

Damn, Jesus is ripped.

[jonathandiaz8]

Proudly Made In Jerusalem. ROFL !

[Saiyne]

It has to be fake...

Doesn't it...? :/

[Cavelson]

One day... This kidd will be a president!!!

[naruto33380]

I actually have a jesus action figure! I bought it for ten dollars in maine. It has "poseable arms and gliding action!"

[solidcrackerVII]

that was alright but the only funny part was when the kid got his head blown up. and i am a christian and i don't really find this offensive.

[pimmagrimm]

It's ok Jesus wouldnt take offence he would just 'turn the other cheek' Why do people take things personally? this is what's wrong with the religions in our world.

[pimmagrimm]

Imagine doing one of Mohammed?

[haileythefoxx]

this is shit dude... this is soo raceist!

[itachi666norris]

rascist?????

[crimsoneternity]

lmao i'm sorry but this is halarious

[DemonDogProductions]

Okay, I've seen it all now. People are so gay that they'll make Rosie O'Donnel barbies, and people are so cool that they'll make Jesus action figures. Adding this one to my Christmas wishlist soon.

[chimenguenchon]

everytime someone wants to cover up their fucked up brains, they start categorizing people in races, and religions.

[DarleneOk4]

wtf ur gunna get struck by lightning

[Anikun13]

Yeah awesome!!

[LordOgudomon]

You're shitting me! This can't be real!

[noraluvsjohn]

u know this is horrible and he doesnt like this!!!

[mutantarachnid]

Excellent idea, then maybe kids can grow out of this fairy tale after playing with it for a while. XD

[Simpsonsfan0846]

LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

[joetodaro]

The Roman Soldier looks like a WWE Christian figure.

[chimenguenchon]

damm, how far will we go?

[sandranio]

sorry latin moral, this is priceless

[girlfr0mhell]

hahaha i bet kids could even learn from stuff like this! XD

[MEKLAFIR]

HAHA!

[boondock246]

is this real???? It was a waist of my time. You shouldn't make fun of stuff like this

[TheRandomDude]

a victimized christian, no wai.

[roughdogy]

im sorry Jesus for watching this video!!!

[ToaOfFlame]

you son of a bitch.

[risky2011]

its just a joke ppl fucking cool it

[greenboy623]

That is FUCKIN AWESOME!!! I wanna sell that now! I'd make bank! Besides, fuck Jesus! I think we jews are good proof he's not too terribly needed anyway LOL. But he would be an AWESOME action figure!

[Mutt1322]

LOL so wrong and yet so funny.And yes I am a Christian and I find this funny come on lighten up sticklers!I'm sure G-d has a sense of humor.

[EXFLASHFIRE]

why would a kid want to buy some thing so sad!?

[stinker599]

... IS DAT REAL?

[fyiandomg]

i ccan't believe what im seeing!?!?!?!?

[HeLenSummyGirL]

this is a joke isn't it?

[Zaxalamel]

OMG... xDDDDDDDD

[liftcombr]

oque eh isso se a igreja pega isso uhul nem quero ver a 3ºguerra mundial

[Anzer666]

oh teh noes the ark of the covenant! someone call harrison ford!

[antgarcia62]

"Go ahead. Throw the first stone!" lol

[elow13]

lol

"ill live forever!"

priceless

[EMO4PREZIDENT]

"and the ark of the covenant"

*screams*

lol i thought their face melted. not explode!

funny

[mathewheldman]

hahaha that is awesome. is that robot chicken??

[mathewheldman]

there was no christ, he never existed

[wweandbearsfan]

Fuck u!

[warinmymind]

Thats not cool, christian or not....

[mathewheldman]

why is that not cool?

[Shirl09876]

yeah its about time Christ had an action figure.. I mean all the great heroes have one. Do you think we can get a Ghandi action figure or .. or a mother teresa.. better still the entire cast of the book of Mormon?

[xomelissaxo101]

lol wtf

[Reignbladesilver]

WTF?!?!?!? i want one!!

[kiwiana00]

it s really disgusting,absolutelly unbelievable human stupidity,USA are headed to the hell,don t disparge any religion

[octogirlpretty]

Calm down,it's just a rediculous joke.They are often seen on Adult Swim or Mtv2

[kiwiana00]

i don t think it s good joke, it s primitive, possible only in the US

[kiwiana00]

i don t think it s good joke, it s primitive, possible only in the US

[sydneybrad697]

People need to chill, they choose to watch this... Well, anyways, i thought it was funny when the kids head blew up, lol.... Why did brownreese leave a speech?

[brownreese]

"God 'dont' send you to hell..."

What are you --home schooled?

[norm250]

lol the guy opens the box an his head blows up! Its not sutible for children!

[xkatiejeanx]

yeyyeyeyeyye.

pimp

[brownreese]

I am reminded of something Clarence Darrow once said, "I am an Agnostic because I am not afraid to think. I am not afraid of any god in the universe who would send me or any other man or woman to hell. If there were such a being, he would not be a god; he would be a devil."

[chickoverastate]

brownreese, god dont send you to hell, you send yourself there.

as for the vid, as a christain, i thought it was hilarous!!! its so dumb it makes you want one.

[Timberwolfanimus]

Not everyone follows Christian religion, so this is really amusing. Hah to be honest religion is useless

[godsword34]

lol his head blows up

[Claurasine]

I REALLY want that box o__o

[KingKizerKun]

that was a sword, not a spear.

[jeidda09]

ohhhhh crazy people

[Gonjir]

religion is an inconveince to our society

[forcevoodoo]

Thumbs up +++

[disturbedkid69]

HAHAHAHAHAHA

"Your Not The King Of Jews"

I Love How The Voices Are Little Kids

[619ivan619ivan619]

fukin bitches

[MBKamil07]

jednak niektóre dzieci nie powinny uczyć się w kierunku handlowym bo później coś takiego na rynek wychodzi :/

[supermanthony]

How many of you tried the website at the end? Hahah. Awesome - 5 stars!

[KommandantSchmerz]

Hahahahahahaha!! Excellent!! Five stars.

[MareKate11]

What?! It's very, very stupid!!!

It's real? It's idiot idea! D:

[marcometer]

shut up.

[joaquindacosta]

is this for real?? is it an actually comercial? reaaly? they have this action figures?

[antgarcia62]

Oh God I hope not.

[EFS1968]

4 all u haters, I am a Christian and thought it was funny as hell!  You should be able to laugh at yourself. We are created in His image, and if I'm laughing, he's probably laughing, too! No one was harmed in the making of this video, so what's the big deal? Get a sense of humor!

[abcxyzmmm12345]

haha i've seen those in the store i should get my brother one XD

[boogskeys]

This shit is the fucking shit.

Where do I send my money?

[Zinthous]

I am offended but then why did I just watch that a 5th time?...

[quinyeager]

hahaha

[dimitricus]

wtf LOL

[cuntagi0us]

lol @ jews

[farmy]

Jesus was a homosexual

[chappy0061]

lol @ you churchies crying over the vid. Nobody cares about what feelings you hold for your inaginary friend in the sky.

Your primitive religion is nothing more than a safety blanket to shelter yourself from the harsh realities of life, that your weak minds cannot handle.

[FireMage388]

haha so true so true... ;P

[xenoyautja]

I LOVE YOU

[stevers66]

Hey atheist, on your death bed will you search for a god and a life after this one? Yeah... you will. So did Darwin.

[svix123]

lol religious people.

[anthony07801]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu­uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuccccccccccccc­cccckkkkkkk youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[1bapestaking]

...

[NokiaSux220]

listen you have to find humor in everything or nothing. and this isnt really an insult it just has poor taste

[ddkstunaman]

u guys suck making fun of him... ull go to hell dude

[vivi0101vivi]

i am sorry but this is just wrong... jesus is not a laughing matter... oh well that's just my oppinion

[tubesuperior]

only in America...

[xenoyautja]

HOW MUCH FOR THE SET????????

[11nufc11]

What aloud of absolute total shit! Stop brainwashing kids into believing in this shit! its wrong

[DXFan0644]

yea this is bad for kids LOLZ