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  • Take the hair brush out of your ass riiiiight

  • I have no idea if this is schtick or not, my dad used to work in the city during the XRK days and would see him running around Queens in lingerie, but easily the best whackpacker of all time after the great Beetlejuice of course

  • Worthless. 

  • I wanna kick Elliot Often's ass 4 real!

  • He and crazy alice should hook up

  • @knoxklay11 Or Debbie the Pet Lady

  • RIGHT!

  • Gary is such a faggot and a bad story teller. "he goes, I'm like a gangsta watch and he punches a hole in the wall." Actually, he didn't say anything like that monkey.

  • Howard it's just lame!

  • Imagine Elliot giving someone directions. "Make a left at the end of the road, Riiiiiight. Take this street for five miles and make a left, RIIIIIIIIGHT!"

  • @travman1987

    After making a flamboyant u-turn, use judgment, common sense, WISDOM, and unparalleled physical fitness to avoid all the diabetics crossing the street or else they'll get WHACKED riiight? Whacked! That's gangster talk for KILLED!

  • @DiamondSoul HAHA epic.

  • @travman1987 hahahahaha thats a good one ^_._^

  • Elliot is as much a gangsta as high pitch eric! HA HA HA. What a pathetic joke.

  • Gangster talk RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT?!?

  • you look like the last shit i took

  • @PrezDaNTXXX LOSER!

  • @WhoCares3001 WAKE UP BEDLAMITE! You look like Karpoces, sarcoma and squamis cell, carsanoma, thats cancer of the cunt riiiight!!! You look like the last shit I took! By virtue of what you have said, you are now classified as a terratomatist carcinoma victim. THAT'S CANCER OF THE SCROTUM! RIIIGHT!!!

  • HooHoo! Cops cant put gag orders on you! Only I can put gag order on people! Hoohoohoo!

  • funny.how.ronny.is.nowhere.to.­be.found.when.ever.real.violen­ce.is.in.the.studio

  • @PrezDaNTXXX That's an interesting point. He's also very very cheap in paying his staff, another jew move for Howchie

  • Robin can't argue for shit. She's a useless cunt that can't do something as simple as read the news she gets off yahoo news

  • i wonder if elliot can converse w/o saying "right".. bet not..

  • I MA A VIRGIN

  • i saw iggy pop in 1999 in new york city i raised my hand upwards to get off..on his cold mental song..i think as i raised my hand he thought i have him the finger..but i just raised my hand with a close fist...because i felt free from that moment of the cold mental of my mind which was the car i loved and left a year before in the junk yard..want to see it? follow me i took it out years later in 2008 for all to see after i left it in 1998 and saw Iggy pop in 1999

  • hold ur cock!!! lolol !!!!

  • He was the best lol he was amazing

  • Man that fuckin joe carson ruins everything

  • I like when Howard says "what is his deal"....ummm Howard, he is psychologically insane. Unless it's all an act? But I think all those felony convictions are in the books.

  • My friend was a nypd cop who told me they arrested eliott in manhattan, nothing serious but he told me he is exactly as he is on the show.lol

  • YA LOOK LIKE THA LAST SHIT I TOOK!!!!! YA LOOK LIKE THA LAST SHIT I TOOK!!!!! YA LOOK LIKE THA LAST SHIT I TOOK!!!!!

  • I AM A VIRGIN

  • Howard talks real tough when elliot isn't in the studio with him.

  • @Fakieflps haha, that's Howard Stern for ya...obviously he wasn't ever gonna fight Elliot, he was just trying to rile him up for the radio listeners.

  • Elegant Elliot Offen is the most obnoxious nut job in the known universe. This guy is more self-destructive than Martling. So funny.

  • "we squashed the beef" haha. He's talks so slangy.

  • wait he punched some guy Joe Corson badly? whats the accidental death thing about? god its tiring waiting to get the point with him

  • @msnikish11 he hit a woman while he was driving and she died because of it . . . so Elliot was on the Stern show, this episode was on Howard Stern on demand, and he was not in the studio, he was in the hallway and screaming and also screaming in the elevators and hallways . . . howard tv followed him . . . stern wanted to ask about the car accident in which a woman was killed by Elliot, he was not charged w murder, it was ruled a tragic accident. . .

  • Elliot at least brought life to the show. And telling Robin and Howard off was awesome!

  • fucking loser

  • id like to see a vocabulary battle between elegant eliot and riley martin

  • loser loser loser, good comeback howard you fag.

  • RIGHT ?!

  • ...its a joke with stern but one day he's going to get caught alone with one of these crazies high on something.

  • EASILY WITHOUT A DOUBT THE GREATEST GUEST EVER RIIIIIIIIIGHT

  • @kingjames878 (awkward pause)

    No.

  • @TonyBranston lol ok whos better

  • @kingjames878 I...think that...Hank the Little Person....

    Fred, stop it with the sound clips!

  • @TonyBranston maybe cuz i have been listening since 02 and not a long time listener but lve heard clips of hanks he was ok but elliot got the whole room going u cant deny that

  • please bring back elliot!

  • hold your cock lol

  • @theMissJackson101 I disagree, I love Robin. Without her Howard wouldn't be Howard, even he admits that. I'm not talking about her on-air talent, (she was never meant to be an entertainer, she was just supposed to do news), but what her laugh means to Howard. He believes he's funny because of Robin and that gives him the confidence to be himself. That "himself" has become the Howard we know, love, and listen to every day. So that doesn't make Robin a cunt-face to me, it makes her a heroine.

  • @StormSong8 wake up honey its about demographics, 1 giant jewboy, 1lardass guiney, 1 bababooey, 1 token black person

  • @optimisticcosmic I'm gonna assume you're not a listener to the show and fill you in on the history a bit. Robin was given a tape of Howard when she was looking for a news job. Robin liked the tape and agreed to a meeting with Stern. She laughed at everything Howard said during their meeting and he loved it; he thought it sounded natural and she genuinely found him funny. Howard found the perfect "audience" to play to. Gary was an intern who worked his way up to producer. Artie didn't show...

  • @StormSong8 Gary was never an interned for Howard. When Howard met him he was interning for another show and Stern hired him. And yes Artie IS Italian with some German, that explains his last name. Howard came clean ages ago about his 1/2 Italian lie, no one in their right minds ever believed that anyway.

  • @WhoCares3001 I doubt Howard was ever being serious in him being half jewish. The notion of quantifying one's racial heritage is absurd and I think Howard was always tongue and cheek about it.

  • @jstephenj I'm just repeating what he said. He claimed that in the beginning he thought saying "half" would make him more acceptable to some. Keep in mind he had experienced anti-semitism at that point and was really young (early 20's) when he came up with the "half" thing. He would actually get angry when ppl called him on it. But you're right it eventually became a tongue and cheek thing.

  • @optimisticcosmic ...up until 20 years later. The demographics you refer to didn't exist in the late 70's, early 80's, and he didn't achieve said "demographic" until his show was already wildly successful. And by the way, Artie is not Italian, he just said that on the show. And Howard, in the earlier years, claimed he was Italian as well. So, you'd have a demographic of 3 Italians, (Gary actually IS Italian,) and 1 woman, (they shied away from mentioning Robin's race on air in the beginning.)

  • @StormSong8 Howard is jewish, Artie is Italian, wtf r u talking about

  • @optimisticcosmic Artie is NOT Italian. He admitted it when a caller asked about the last name "Lange," which is decidedly not Italian. Artie's original story was that the name was shortened when his family immigrated here, but he changed his tune right around the time the heroin story came out. Howard claimed to be Italian, then half-Jewish, and finally, after telling a bar mitzvah story involving both sets of grandparents, he admitted to being full-blooded Jewish.

  • Lmao... Sending in pictures of robin as a cuntface... Howard has a kickass fans.

  • What is he?

  • close your mouth cuntface

  • You're a recluse has-been might be the coolest line i have ever heard.

  • awesome!!! i miss artie :-(

  • robin is a cunt

  • @theMissJackson101 there aren't enough thumbs in the world today. robin is a real cunt face.

  • This guy's irritating as fxck, right?? I mean he just kinda wanna makes you wanna end it all, right?? Like if you can't reach the radio Right??? At least you can RIGHT put a fxckin' SPOON in your ear RIGHT?!?!?! and then at least the last RIGHT?!!! thing you hear isn't that fxckin voic--RIGGGGGGHHHHHHTTTTTTtttt­t......

  • bring back elliot

  • I'm glad this asshole is gone..fuck eliot

  • right?

  • He sounds kinda like Sal on steroids.

  • Call security , call Ronnie . LOL

  • @tenorismo ronnie is a loud mouth coward!!!!!!!!!

  • AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • I can just imagine JD/Sal/Richard/Shuli just prodding and poking him to make him mad like a bull before he goes on stage.

    STERN, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE TO RETIRE BY GETTING GUYS LIKE HIM ON THE SHOW,

  • CLOSE YOUR MOUTH CUNT FACE!!!

  • lol "right"?!?!?....

    o_O hey dingleberry... to say "right" that many times you have to run on the reasonable assumption that most people have the slightest fxckin' clue what you're talking about. Dick.

  • bring back elegant

  • Riigghht

  • Riiiiiiigggghhhht?

  • RIGHT?!

  • Right?

  • OMG he accidentally punched a hole in the wall and that's why he's banned?  Buncha pussy boys.

  • shut up macdaddy he's not on anymore cause the dude is only funny in small doses...just like the rest of the whack packers. If you put any of them on everyday it gets old, fast.

    RIIIIIGHT!

  • @729Drew thats not why got banned righhht!!!! he was in the elevators and hallways screaming his head off and cursing, and some people in the building that have nothing to do with howard heard him and were very offended and upset and had him banned . . .

  • @mjccmc82

    He got banned from the studio/building for that...the reason he's not on the show is because he's a played out character.

  • ELLIOT YOU SUCK YOU DIRTY FAGGOT

  • right right right right right right right right right

  • LETS GET THE NAME RIGHT, ITS OFFEN NOT AWFEN RIGHTTTTT???

  • @EligantElliotOffen

    RIIIIGHT!

  • @729Drew Than I leave and you stand there holding your cock Right???

    I busted up Joe Corson's mouth and left him bleeding Righttt??????/

  • Elliot Offen is the CUNTFACE

  • @hazyeyes44 He fucked Howard for sure...But he should have some in and dropped Howard and his staff to their knees.

  • Elliot is either in Prison or Howard does not want him on there because he over powers Howard and his staff also makes threats to them and they cannot handle that shit. Howard does not want to be over powered in his studio he cant handle that shit...

  • Elliot Offen is a funny fucking faggot

  • Who the hell is Joe Courson?

  • @porpus99 Have no idea...Must be a faggot.

  • @porpus99

    He left him for dead in the Stage Delicatessen

    RRRIIIGGGHHTTTT???

  • Bring him back! I miss Elegant.

  • When was the last time he was on the show? Was it this?

    He's entertaining... in small doses.

  • Riiiight? Riiight!

  • I like him better than Howard.

  • @chrishaven76 RIIIIIIGHT.

  • Best appearance ever.

  • RIIGHT!

  • in my top 10 shows ever

  • eliot calling robin cunt face is great.....she gets so mad.....i wish they would bring elliot back...hes radio gold...even though hes a big douche bag

  • RIGHT!

  • YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!!!

  • i love Robin, shes super hot.

  • Hes right Robin is a cunt face.

  • I think Elliot hates the show now. That's probably why he's not on anymore.

  • he got banned riiiggght!?.......your comment is stupid riiiiight!?

  • Real, mature. But he called numerous times when he was banned from studio.

    Kiss my ass.

  • This guy is the weirdest fool ever on the stern show. I think he's dangerous and he could jump over sterns desk and break howard's neck before annyone could stop him. Plus I don't think he's funny or annything else.

    F. Robin !

  • offen and crazy allice need their own show

  • Howard Stern talks shit bcuz he knows he has all his workers to back him up. Elliott Offen is crazy for real but Stern is a fucking pussy!!

  • I have to agree with Fred: why the hell is this guy still walking around? You would think he would have gotten beaten up by now.

  • WE WANT HIM BACK

  • He's a very dak person with demonic possesion. Never want him back,,

  • i would love to kick this never-was douche bag's ass.... It would be cool to see Beetlejuice knock his bitch ass out..haha... this dude is such a freaking idiot..but good comedy.. THANKS FOR POSTING!!!!

  • Agreed.

  • @RoadDogXVIII ... Beetlejuice would knock out this freakin whack-job

  • That's what I said. I agreed with you.

  • RRIIIGHHTTTT

  • i wanna hear elliot diatribe not cuntface robin calling him neverwas

  • Elliot can be a prick. He always attacks Howard.

  • i wanna see some of those pictures of robin as cuntface!

  • the sound when he hits the wall cracks me the fuck up every time, thanks for posting this man.

  • Bring him back! Long live elegant! He was the best wack packer, enough of this eric the midget shit

  • absolutely they need to bring him back

  • Wouldn't everyone want him back riiiiiiiiiight

  • @shadymd4 he is the best wack packer of all time, Wood Yi is a close second though.

  • @shadymd4 Is he not allowed on the show anymore?.

  • @shadymd4 NAh. I dealt with this fool personally and he deserves the banishment that he got. Trust me... it's not an act. He IS seriously unstable.

  • @shadymd4 Uh uh uh uh Eric the midget UH UH...

  • @shadymd4

    Fuck no

  • What's white 300lb and gives good head ?

    Yo mammy !  :)

  • Rip. pussys that go on all Howard stern vid's and talk shit.

  • close your mouth cuntface right

  • sal and richard should do a prank call to elliot offen

  • I wish they would lift the ban. The Iron Sheik threw a beer bottle at Will and they still let him come in. Elegant is the best Wack Packer.

  • well i think they should lift the ban, but to compare iron shiek to elliot is pretty shameful. Iron Shiek an actual athletic legend

  • What is the ban? I didnt hear about it.

  • You didn't listen to the whole thing.

  • Elliot is alive and well everyone i see him jogging on 86th on the Upper East Side at least once a week

    Goo Elliot!!

  • does anyone know where i could find a video of the elliot offen cribs show they did. i want to see that so badly.

  • YOU LOOK LIKE THE LAST SHIT I TOOK!

  • he got under everyones skin cuz he was crazy yet smart....healthy... and a GENIUS....

  • he is the hero of the stern show, stern is very lame now-a-days.

  • RIGHT?!?!? RIGHT!?!?!

    Shut the fuck up man.

  • rriiiigghht?

  • I wonder why there were no "EEO" tapes on the wack pack greatest hits during the show's vacation a few months ago. Elliott is by far the most entertaining wack packer. HEY ELEGANT, we miss you! Larynx, Varynx, and Trachea (r), Riiiiiiiiight?

  • He had a falling out with the show a couple years back. They now pretend that EEO never existed. It's sad, since he is the best wack packer. I think he made a comment about Howard's parents and that did him in.

  • The fact that he says riiiiiight after every sentence is so condescending in the most hilarious way. He is by far the funniest guest to ever go on the stern show. I wonder where he is now. Thanks for posting btw.

  • elegant is the best guest ever , he gets in everyones face with the most ridiculous stuff and could care less,i wanna see "violet dehumanizes elliot" and "elegant offens cribs" from the e show

  • Vituperative!

  • they need to get him back fast, he's THE greatest guest in history. he's the only Wack Packer where i go and and relisten to everything he's done.

  • I think they banned him from calling.

  • The best guest EVER.

  • I hold you personally responsible for me not getting any work done for the last week. So much great stuff to listen to...

  • who's more annoying....robin or elliot?

    ROBIN

  • man he's annoying..

  • rrriiiigghhhttt?

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