@Hamgammy@Psycho13ladez Actually true story it was a chicano park by coronado bridge San Diego u dont have to believe but you can ask him online hahaha
Hey everyone me my brother arthuro and my cousin javiar and his neigbor oscar were thoe 4 guys who said saget you rock u suck disck for coke!. the funniest part is that we were at the redlight and the whole time were werent sure if it was saget or not,and we waited till it turned green said it , then jamed out. pluse even later that week i was at a naval movie theater and i saw Dave Coulier there. XD good times hanging with the family. Bob no disrespect but we just had 2 do that. Rock on saget.
@PanayotiProductions he really is. The story about him and john stamos was so funny. also, he didn't make it up. I've seen John Stamos at Wicked, a play in NYC. He actually does like theatre so chances are that that story was actually true.
Hi this is John Stamos, i was Jesse on Full House and I'm Greek and I dont wash my hiar, yadda yadda yadda, and I'm handsom and I'm gonna save the day!
lol if u like dane cook wow that dude is so lame...he tells the lamest jokes and his 1 joke lasts for like 1 hour i saw that show david cook the vicious circle or smthing wow that was just pathetic idk why people think hes funny
"It was in a movie, that thing isn't real, and if any of you mother fucking people walk outta here tonight and you see shmegal, you fucking shoot that thing..." fucking hilarious...that's it...just...hilarious
Bob Saget is the shit, no one can do it like him hosting AFHV and being on Full House at the same time, I was always a fan since and he is still today the funniest man ever
Kids, before I met your mother I used to be a stand up comedian telling some very dirty jokes.
Shadowsamaman 2 weeks ago
poor Jared!
Ch4nduD0nn 1 month ago
Large dislikes to part one, and progressively fewer dislikes as the show actually...well...progresses. This is fantastic.
Numonkei 1 month ago
7:30 was that Steven Wilson bringing out the guitar?? haha
marcosmcodas 3 months ago
"Hello? 911? It's Jesssseee!"
DjSpeCtr3 3 months ago
I SEEN HIM!!!
nastyburgers91 5 months ago
My dog just died tonight, so I find his song to be pretty freakin' hilarious.
AOverload 5 months ago
Oh Gilbert Godfrey, I hope you never change.
MicahtheDangerous 6 months ago
bob saget... ur evil... i love you
viggophiliac 6 months ago
R.I.P Comet...
RaycxellTorres 6 months ago
@RaycxellTorres LMAO
MeowcatBissy 2 months ago
UNCLE JESSE - AND THE RIPPERSSSS
motolife994 7 months ago
lol you can tell hes making atleast 3/4ths of this shit up on the spot. idky but i cant stop laughing lmao shit is too funny.!
TheSpokenWisdom 7 months ago
I SEEN HIM!!!!
aestheticpardox9 7 months ago
lol he fucked his dog?
messed2552 8 months ago
I used to suck dick fer coke!
I SEEN 'IM!
kellyFrecklescollins 8 months ago
I SEEN HIM!
ddsddsddsddsddsd1996 9 months ago
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lol bob saget is epic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
eminem8600 11 months ago
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eminem8600 11 months ago
That audience clap was total fail.
charmander4533 11 months ago
fucking awesome!
MrYahya0101 11 months ago
This guy is fucking epic, I never would have thought he'd be so obscene. It's wicked
acid4444 1 year ago
@acid4444 I know right? My ass is almost gone. XD
MistressArte 1 year ago
UNCLE JESSIE!!!
bradthebballmaster 1 year ago
"And you're applauding that?"
Why wouldn't we be, Bob? XD
Radman1889 1 year ago
I SEEN HIME!!!! LMAO
34hlCsUp 1 year ago
IM WINNING!!!
dedelete 1 year ago
I LOL'd soo hard when I heard him sing "faint" because I already knew what the next lines were gonna be
Acquisto 1 year ago
FULL HOUSE IS THE SHIT, LOVE EM AND ROCK MY FUCKING WORLD!
TuMAnu2007 1 year ago
honestly hes amazing and reminds me of tosh when hes on tosh.0
Acquisto 1 year ago
Why would you dislike this? You know Bob Saget is big when Lil Wayne makes reference to him in a song.
1ballsizer 1 year ago
hahah omg... this made me laugh so hard.... and surprisingly Bob is a really good singer lol...
Believer58138 1 year ago
"She woke up in sitcom hell." lol
JayBird4theW1N 1 year ago
our money currency should be coins, all of equal value, with Bob Saget's face on it.
COURTNEYMARIEKOONTZ 1 year ago
I'D LIKE TO PUT A SHOE BOX ON MY LAP AND GIVE YOU A PUPPET SHOW
cynthiafoster77 1 year ago
@Hamgammy @Psycho13ladez Actually true story it was a chicano park by coronado bridge San Diego u dont have to believe but you can ask him online hahaha
Psycho13ladez 1 year ago
I SUCKED DICK FOR COKE!
omardlhz 1 year ago
@omardlhz I SEEN HIM!!!
89rwiley 1 year ago
Hey everyone me my brother arthuro and my cousin javiar and his neigbor oscar were thoe 4 guys who said saget you rock u suck disck for coke!. the funniest part is that we were at the redlight and the whole time were werent sure if it was saget or not,and we waited till it turned green said it , then jamed out. pluse even later that week i was at a naval movie theater and i saw Dave Coulier there. XD good times hanging with the family. Bob no disrespect but we just had 2 do that. Rock on saget.
Psycho13ladez 1 year ago
@Psycho13ladez
I call bullshit
tom2theE420 1 year ago
@tom2theE420 i call shennanigans!
KeefTV 1 year ago
@Psycho13ladez @Psycho13ladez are you desperate for attention that bad you have to lie on a Bob Saget video? pathetic.
Hamgammy 1 year ago
stop it! just stop it lol
MrROTD 1 year ago
if SEEN IT
linkinparklvr013 1 year ago
my girlfriend is sitting here telling me he's not funny. wtf.
markdksc 1 year ago
@markdksc
ask her how she can talk with her mouth full.
tom2theE420 1 year ago
Dont fuck a goat! Jared.. Dont fuck a goat.. classic
mellenballa42 1 year ago
bob saget is my hero!!!
slickemrickem 1 year ago
He sings better than the modern popstars I've had to grow up with!
jakemk21 1 year ago
Its the matrix.
Zathren 1 year ago
"garlic diarrha......"
mstep3 1 year ago
Bob Saget, I hope your kids are proud of you. Lol Bob Saget is the best.
chelseafcfanisy 1 year ago
Bob is the man!
Arjocaprimetime 1 year ago
haha "omg its bob saget"
brianKRAZY1 1 year ago
lmao warning don't drink anything while watching this i spit water twice.... lol full house is real!!!!!!!!!!lol
david10367 1 year ago
Full House is real!!
It's the MATRIX!
Sharkformer 1 year ago
fuck that vampire!
Villeneuve27 1 year ago
it seems like he just completely makes all this up as he goes along.
TheDumbestIdiot 1 year ago
@TheDumbestIdiot he is very good at improv isnt he? hes been doing stand comedy for decades.
PanayotiProductions 1 year ago
@PanayotiProductions he really is. The story about him and john stamos was so funny. also, he didn't make it up. I've seen John Stamos at Wicked, a play in NYC. He actually does like theatre so chances are that that story was actually true.
TheDumbestIdiot 1 year ago
I laughed my goddamn ass off at 3:37.
xXxXTheDarkWolfXxXx 1 year ago
Does anyone know if bob does meet and greets after his standup shows? just wonderin. thanks! -j
jonniephantom 1 year ago
BOB SAGET YOU ROCK! YOU SUCK DICK FOR COKE!
I thought you were directing dad.
no no. I suck dick. but only for coke...=)
emopinata12345 1 year ago
Bob Saget sucks dick for Coke. I suck dick for Pepsi.
sexyemopinay 1 year ago
dog licked my balls !
dankojones21 1 year ago
Dirty Work and Half-Baked are AWESOME!
MyNameIsJason74 1 year ago
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2:50
Now i know how to kill Edward Cullen :D
spread the word!
Headphoneguy92 1 year ago
2.50
Now i know how to kill Edward Cullen :D
spread the word!
Headphoneguy92 1 year ago
and a renaissance hat! xD
MikeyKnox1 1 year ago
you heard them ...thats what i do
ToWDawG99247 1 year ago
i seen him!!!!!
rrfflloorreess 1 year ago
dirty work is one of my favourite comedy movies.
"something smells fishy"
"i'm pretty sure he has his thumb up its ass."
"I bet on Mr. T in Rocky 3."
RollJob88 2 years ago
i make a wish when i see something spinnig, hahaha
scarface1377 2 years ago
I just smoked a big joint and this shit is hilarious!
bowzer11121 2 years ago
i like how u smoking a joint had nothing to do with that
bluetizz34 2 years ago 2
@bluetizz34 I do....
MshizzleM 1 year ago
Nice, That I suck dick for coke bit made laugh till it hurt; it's been a while.
jerryhello100 2 years ago
"fuck that vampire, i killed that motherfucker with my garlic diareah" lol that was my favorite part
submissivelover 2 years ago 2
I use to suck dick for coke. I SEEN HIM!!!!!
KCrankit13 2 years ago 6
but only for coke!
kekeboy97 2 years ago
he is vulgar but don't even lie! its hilarious!!! he's so funny. SAGET! DUDE! i love you man. peace
cheezitman100 2 years ago 2
hes so vulgar its not even funny
ILovMahKitties 2 years ago
whats wrong w/ u
rlf09 2 years ago
it is! its called blue comedy
Matika 2 years ago
bob saget you rock! you suck dick for coke! haha bob saget is my hero! make some new stuff. you're amazing! peace
cheezitman100 2 years ago
Driveby heckle!
IronreaverVII 2 years ago
haha, Id like to put a shoe box on my lab and give you all a puppet show XD haha Bob still has it!
psychoticpony 2 years ago 3
LOL............ dead and in sitcom hell
bobbyewing311 2 years ago 2
maybe he sold his soul for comedic god like powers? :|
Flowmasta 2 years ago
freebird
nofunwithoutme 2 years ago
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what a ronchy old fucking asshole XD
lmfao.
fallenangeldemon666 2 years ago
Hi this is John Stamos, i was Jesse on Full House and I'm Greek and I dont wash my hiar, yadda yadda yadda, and I'm handsom and I'm gonna save the day!
Dead and in Sitcom Hell...
WeedGreenPowerRanger 2 years ago 3
ahahah here jared here's something you never get to do
hellfireftfw 2 years ago
lol free bird
gearsofhalo799 2 years ago 2
that's cause your a gerbil stuffer
oldirtydoggie 2 years ago
FULL HOUSE IS REAL!
MCRisLIFE 2 years ago 20
that was hilarious though. i would wanna be that guy who was taking a piss
theyearwas1764 2 years ago
Lazer Lights, HA!
KrimzonAlchemist 2 years ago 3
he disintegrated, he's gone. F*ck him. ahahaha hilarious
sumrandomaccount420 2 years ago 8
'I saw her car spin around 3 times and I made a wish, cause that's what I do....' lmfao
asleepinthehall 2 years ago 10
and then i sang the dredyl song
haha
theyearwas1764 2 years ago
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bob fagget
budlite415 2 years ago
Yeah...that's what they call him. I'm pretty sure he's over that. Oh, and learn to spell.
MizVanity 2 years ago 3
"Here Jared, here something you'll never get to do." LOL!!!
Shryke2010 2 years ago 2
hes got a good voice
zippywaite 2 years ago 9
omg this is childish parody but its funny
amaloot 2 years ago
Did he just use Screech and teabag in the same sentence???
Niiiiiiiice.
LittleRedMenace 2 years ago 7
yes i'm going to pull out my butthole and shoot laser lights... no.. what? i'm gonna give you eye cirgury with it
tiagocampos26 2 years ago
it's surgery. nice spelling man
thefan8484 2 years ago 2
yeah I ain't english or american! my country's language is completely diferent ok???
tiagocampos26 2 years ago
People from other countries use the word 'ain't' ?Hmm...
MizVanity 2 years ago
"cirgury"?????
youtubsucksaaaa1 2 years ago
Uncle jesse is a cow.
Uncle jesse goes west
Uncle jesse have a flat tire
Uncle jesse is dead
PAULAZ63 3 years ago
He is the God of Comedy!
Cubickiller121 3 years ago
His smile is so adorable. :)
scandbproductions 3 years ago
agreed.
rongravy 3 years ago 2
it was SOO not funny in the beginning, but then that song was HILARIOUS!
lmfao "my dog licked my balls".
xheartsliesfriendsx 3 years ago 3
i saw him at AMC theaters in 2006
he was with his daughters!
but i didnt bother him to leave his privacy
i hated him on Full House
now I love him on that show and Americas Funniest Home videos
8data 3 years ago
He should have played free bird!
OblivionGM 3 years ago
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i had garlic diearrhea once.... not very fun....
ya19375 3 years ago
HE IS GOD!
shant213 3 years ago 10
lmao
boogieL 3 years ago 2
"ya, it's still going" lol
ConvalescentBliss 3 years ago 5
hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
exlawlex 3 years ago 4
i love in the first one or something when hes like if you see shmegal outside you shoot that bastard in the head haahhaha
Nirvana4me007 3 years ago 5
Garlic diarrhea and you are applauding that?
DaniboyBR2 3 years ago 10
He curses significantly less in this segment but is still just as obscene.
Alamo1744 3 years ago 6
saget is way better than dane cook
w22er 3 years ago 33
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haha I feel bad for you
kyledub213 3 years ago
lol if u like dane cook wow that dude is so lame...he tells the lamest jokes and his 1 joke lasts for like 1 hour i saw that show david cook the vicious circle or smthing wow that was just pathetic idk why people think hes funny
sdeevooo 3 years ago 10
dane cook?! fuck dane cook! fuck him right in the ear with an asbestos cock! He won't mind :) HE LOVES THE COCK! hehe.
Nowekian 3 years ago 5
@w22er watching grass grow is funnier then dane cook
aminedude 1 year ago
@w22er i do Comedy like Saget lol *Swearing alot and random Jokes* HAHA
2HypnotizedFreaks 1 year ago
@w22er ummm.... dane cook isnt even funny
jojonr619 1 year ago
@w22er
There are not enough cocks on earth for Dane Cook to suck
MetalHippie420 1 year ago
I SUCK DICK FOR COKE! i seen him
this man is my idol (:
PeaceLoveSammy 3 years ago 10
MY DOG LICKED MY BALLS!!!!!!!
ACDCrocks051 3 years ago
SUCKS DICK FOR COKE!!
elbigchile707 3 years ago
I seen him!!!!
Im2xteme 3 years ago 4
full house is real! its like the matrix!
WarlordW 3 years ago 6
LOL!!!!!!!!!!
borizh 3 years ago 2
holy shit full house is real!!!O_O
bow2squeakers 3 years ago 5
there's a Stinking Rose in San Francisco too. It's true abbout the garlic broccoli and garlic ice cream.
AMERICANMETALKICKASS 3 years ago
cool
ghostrider3009 3 years ago
he should have a show on comedy central similur to chappelle show
Jokr6915 3 years ago 5
they couldnt do it though, because u would never understand him, he swears to much.
Im2xteme 3 years ago
mabey when the fcc stops censoring
ghostrider3009 3 years ago
"And I made a wish and sang the Dradle song..."
Messernacht 3 years ago
oh man! most people on the internet did!
3809940TAA 3 years ago
hahaha my favorite part was the vampire that disentigrated.
pshdsy 3 years ago 2
we crossed swords XD!
funnyman805 3 years ago 3
SUCKS DICK FOR COKE!!
chewycell 3 years ago
I'VE SEEN HIM!
XxAlmightyStanxX 3 years ago
dead vampire with my garlic dhiorrea
Agati93Raptors 3 years ago 6
Hey It's Jessehh,
abd im greek
And i don't wash my hair
G0dOfThings 3 years ago 3
"It was in a movie, that thing isn't real, and if any of you mother fucking people walk outta here tonight and you see shmegal, you fucking shoot that thing..." fucking hilarious...that's it...just...hilarious
666GOREGRINDER666 3 years ago 8
shoot out laser lights= GENIUS xDDDDD
fhorsaken 3 years ago 2
Bob Saget is the shit, no one can do it like him hosting AFHV and being on Full House at the same time, I was always a fan since and he is still today the funniest man ever
popoff21 3 years ago 7
Dude the songs are just great!
pfeil101 3 years ago 16
I love you Bob Saget :D
kelliroo 3 years ago 7
no! you can't end this part right in the middle of "my dog licked my balls"! :'(
Jayyedx 4 years ago 11
"OMG ITS BOB SAGET! Like bigbird walkin down the street"- Frickin classic!!
geo3196 4 years ago 23
Bob Saget Rocks. Nobody Can Say He Steals Jokes.
erodriguez2006 4 years ago 27
i love bob saget but i hate opie and anthony...
kicksex 4 years ago 7
lol. thanks for uploading man!
MrQ1989 4 years ago 7
This shit is crazy, who would of thought Danny Tanner was a BAMF
wikedwun 4 years ago 7
full house is real!
hahahaaha
noonward 4 years ago
fuck that vampire
berlinist 4 years ago