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  • Kids, before I met your mother I used to be a stand up comedian telling some very dirty jokes.

  • poor Jared!

  • Large dislikes to part one, and progressively fewer dislikes as the show actually...well...progresses. This is fantastic.

  • 7:30 was that Steven Wilson bringing out the guitar?? haha

  • "Hello? 911? It's Jesssseee!"

  • I SEEN HIM!!!

  • My dog just died tonight, so I find his song to be pretty freakin' hilarious.

  • Oh Gilbert Godfrey, I hope you never change.

  • bob saget... ur evil... i love you

  • R.I.P Comet...

  • @RaycxellTorres LMAO

  • UNCLE JESSE - AND THE RIPPERSSSS

  • lol you can tell hes making atleast 3/4ths of this shit up on the spot. idky but i cant stop laughing lmao shit is too funny.!

  • I SEEN HIM!!!!

  • lol he fucked his dog?

  • I used to suck dick fer coke!

    I SEEN 'IM! 

  • I SEEN HIM!

    

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  • That audience clap was total fail.

  • fucking awesome!

  • This guy is fucking epic, I never would have thought he'd be so obscene. It's wicked

  • @acid4444 I know right? My ass is almost gone. XD

  • UNCLE JESSIE!!!

  • "And you're applauding that?"

    Why wouldn't we be, Bob? XD

  • I SEEN HIME!!!! LMAO

  • IM WINNING!!!

  • I LOL'd soo hard when I heard him sing "faint" because I already knew what the next lines were gonna be

  • FULL HOUSE IS THE SHIT, LOVE EM AND ROCK MY FUCKING WORLD!

  • honestly hes amazing and reminds me of tosh when hes on tosh.0

  • Why would you dislike this? You know Bob Saget is big when Lil Wayne makes reference to him in a song.

  • hahah omg... this made me laugh so hard.... and surprisingly Bob is a really good singer lol...

  • "She woke up in sitcom hell." lol

  • our money currency should be coins, all of equal value, with Bob Saget's face on it.

  • I'D LIKE TO PUT A SHOE BOX ON MY LAP AND GIVE YOU A PUPPET SHOW

  • @Hamgammy @Psycho13ladez Actually true story it was a chicano park by coronado bridge San Diego u dont have to believe but you can ask him online hahaha

  • I SUCKED DICK FOR COKE!

  • @omardlhz I SEEN HIM!!!

  • Hey everyone me my brother arthuro and my cousin javiar and his neigbor oscar were thoe 4 guys who said saget you rock u suck disck for coke!. the funniest part is that we were at the redlight and the whole time were werent sure if it was saget or not,and we waited till it turned green said it , then jamed out. pluse even later that week i was at a naval movie theater and i saw Dave Coulier there. XD good times hanging with the family. Bob no disrespect but we just had 2 do that. Rock on saget.

  • @Psycho13ladez

    I call bullshit

  • @tom2theE420 i call shennanigans!

  • @Psycho13ladez @Psycho13ladez are you desperate for attention that bad you have to lie on a Bob Saget video? pathetic.

  • stop it! just stop it lol

  • if SEEN IT

  • my girlfriend is sitting here telling me he's not funny. wtf.

  • @markdksc

    ask her how she can talk with her mouth full.

  • Dont fuck a goat! Jared.. Dont fuck a goat.. classic

  • bob saget is my hero!!!

  • He sings better than the modern popstars I've had to grow up with!

  • Its the matrix.

  • "garlic diarrha......"

  • Bob Saget, I hope your kids are proud of you. Lol Bob Saget is the best.

  • Bob is the man!

  • haha "omg its bob saget"

  • lmao warning don't drink anything while watching this i spit water twice.... lol full house is real!!!!!!!!!!lol

  • Full House is real!!

    It's the MATRIX!

  • fuck that vampire!

  • it seems like he just completely makes all this up as he goes along.

  • @TheDumbestIdiot he is very good at improv isnt he? hes been doing stand comedy for decades.

  • @PanayotiProductions he really is. The story about him and john stamos was so funny. also, he didn't make it up. I've seen John Stamos at Wicked, a play in NYC. He actually does like theatre so chances are that that story was actually true.

  • I laughed my goddamn ass off at 3:37.

  • Does anyone know if bob does meet and greets after his standup shows? just wonderin. thanks! -j

  • BOB SAGET YOU ROCK! YOU SUCK DICK FOR COKE!

    I thought you were directing dad.

    no no. I suck dick. but only for coke...=)

  • Bob Saget sucks dick for Coke. I suck dick for Pepsi.

  • dog licked my balls !

  • Dirty Work and Half-Baked are AWESOME!

  • 2.50

    Now i know how to kill Edward Cullen :D

    spread the word!

  • and a renaissance hat! xD

  • you heard them ...thats what i do

  • i seen him!!!!!

  • dirty work is one of my favourite comedy movies.

    "something smells fishy"

    "i'm pretty sure he has his thumb up its ass."

    "I bet on Mr. T in Rocky 3."

  • i make a wish when i see something spinnig, hahaha

  • I just smoked a big joint and this shit is hilarious!

  • i like how u smoking a joint had nothing to do with that

  • @bluetizz34 I do....

  • Nice, That I suck dick for coke bit made laugh till it hurt; it's been a while.

  • "fuck that vampire, i killed that motherfucker with my garlic diareah" lol that was my favorite part

  • I use to suck dick for coke. I SEEN HIM!!!!!

  • but only for coke!

  • he is vulgar but don't even lie! its hilarious!!! he's so funny. SAGET! DUDE! i love you man. peace

  • hes so vulgar its not even funny

  • whats wrong w/ u

  • it is! its called blue comedy

  • bob saget you rock! you suck dick for coke! haha bob saget is my hero! make some new stuff. you're amazing! peace

  • Driveby heckle!

  • haha, Id like to put a shoe box on my lab and give you all a puppet show XD haha Bob still has it!

  • LOL............ dead and in sitcom hell

  • maybe he sold his soul for comedic god like powers? :|

  • freebird

  • Hi this is John Stamos, i was Jesse on Full House and I'm Greek and I dont wash my hiar, yadda yadda yadda, and I'm handsom and I'm gonna save the day!

    Dead and in Sitcom Hell...

  • ahahah here jared here's something you never get to do

  • lol free bird

  • that's cause your a gerbil stuffer

  • FULL HOUSE IS REAL!

  • that was hilarious though. i would wanna be that guy who was taking a piss

  • Lazer Lights, HA!

  • he disintegrated, he's gone. F*ck him. ahahaha hilarious

  • 'I saw her car spin around 3 times and I made a wish, cause that's what I do....' lmfao

  • and then i sang the dredyl song

    haha

  • Yeah...that's what they call him. I'm pretty sure he's over that. Oh, and learn to spell.

  • "Here Jared, here something you'll never get to do." LOL!!!

  • hes got a good voice

  • omg this is childish parody but its funny

  • Did he just use Screech and teabag in the same sentence???

    Niiiiiiiice.

  • yes i'm going to pull out my butthole and shoot laser lights... no.. what? i'm gonna give you eye cirgury with it

  • it's surgery. nice spelling man

  • yeah I ain't english or american! my country's language is completely diferent ok???

  • People from other countries use the word 'ain't' ?Hmm...

  • "cirgury"?????

  • Uncle jesse is a cow.

    Uncle jesse goes west

    Uncle jesse have a flat tire

    Uncle jesse is dead

  • He is the God of Comedy!

  • His smile is so adorable. :)

  • agreed.

  • it was SOO not funny in the beginning, but then that song was HILARIOUS!

    lmfao "my dog licked my balls".

  • i saw him at AMC theaters in 2006

    he was with his daughters!

    but i didnt bother him to leave his privacy

    i hated him on Full House

    now I love him on that show and Americas Funniest Home videos

  • He should have played free bird!

  • HE IS GOD!

  • lmao

  • "ya, it's still going" lol

  • hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

  • i love in the first one or something when hes like if you see shmegal outside you shoot that bastard in the head haahhaha

  • Garlic diarrhea and you are applauding that?

  • He curses significantly less in this segment but is still just as obscene.

  • saget is way better than dane cook

  • lol if u like dane cook wow that dude is so lame...he tells the lamest jokes and his 1 joke lasts for like 1 hour i saw that show david cook the vicious circle or smthing wow that was just pathetic idk why people think hes funny

  • dane cook?! fuck dane cook! fuck him right in the ear with an asbestos cock! He won't mind :) HE LOVES THE COCK! hehe.

  • @w22er watching grass grow is funnier then dane cook

  • @w22er i do Comedy like Saget lol *Swearing alot and random Jokes* HAHA

  • @w22er ummm.... dane cook isnt even funny

  • @w22er

    There are not enough cocks on earth for Dane Cook to suck

  • I SUCK DICK FOR COKE! i seen him

    this man is my idol (:

  • MY DOG LICKED MY BALLS!!!!!!!

  • SUCKS DICK FOR COKE!!

  • I seen him!!!!

  • full house is real! its like the matrix!

  • LOL!!!!!!!!!!

  • holy shit full house is real!!!O_O

  • there's a Stinking Rose in San Francisco too. It's true abbout the garlic broccoli and garlic ice cream.

  • cool

  • he should have a show on comedy central similur to chappelle show

  • they couldnt do it though, because u would never understand him, he swears to much.

  • mabey when the fcc stops censoring

  • "And I made a wish and sang the Dradle song..."

  • oh man! most people on the internet did!

  • hahaha my favorite part was the vampire that disentigrated.

  • we crossed swords XD!

  • SUCKS DICK FOR COKE!!

  • I'VE SEEN HIM!

  • dead vampire with my garlic dhiorrea

  • Hey It's Jessehh,

    abd im greek

    And i don't wash my hair

  • "It was in a movie, that thing isn't real, and if any of you mother fucking people walk outta here tonight and you see shmegal, you fucking shoot that thing..." fucking hilarious...that's it...just...hilarious

  • shoot out laser lights= GENIUS xDDDDD

  • Bob Saget is the shit, no one can do it like him hosting AFHV and being on Full House at the same time, I was always a fan since and he is still today the funniest man ever

  • Dude the songs are just great!

  • I love you Bob Saget :D

  • no! you can't end this part right in the middle of "my dog licked my balls"! :'(

  • "OMG  ITS BOB SAGET! Like bigbird walkin down the street"- Frickin classic!!

  • Bob Saget Rocks. Nobody Can Say He Steals Jokes.

  • i love bob saget but i hate opie and anthony...

  • lol. thanks for uploading man!

  • This shit is crazy, who would of thought Danny Tanner was a BAMF

  • full house is real!

    hahahaaha

  • fuck that vampire

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