Chinese Military Shovel WJQ-308 (HQ + Full length)

[koitsuyaruna]

スコップはいらないけど、おっちゃんは欲しいな

スコップじゃなくておっちゃんが凄い

i don't think to want this shovel.but I think to want them.

their skill is crazy.

[GyldneAaB]

The music loops 22 times during this video.

[poookse]

 I don't need new computer I need a new shovel

[zeldagam3r]

Never have I needed a shovel so badly as now lol

[Annokou]

THE SONG!! IT'S EMBEDDED IN MY BRAIN!!!

[bigglebinks]

this music is going to give me a nosebleed. these shovels suck

[InquisitorHeldane]

just like everything China makes, this is a copy of shovels other countries have had since world war II.

[thorandil1]

This thing secretly fires bullets to a 200 yd range... I just know it...

[xDxOxWxNxExYx]

See, what you got there is... a shovel. Have fun!

[shaneoh4]

Chuck Norris' toothbrush

[livenlrge]

Amazon sells a variety of these

[livenlrge]

What's with the John Wayne theme music?

[jauk3]

BUT CAN IT DIG?

[ThePsychotropicFox]

Never thought I'd say it. I'd like to marry a shovel.

[BlairGB1]

It slices, it dices, it makes julienne fries!

[patchez69]

I pray we never go to war with China for fear of facing millions of soldiers armed with nothing but this shovel...

[300zxNate]

Shut up and take my money

[freakshow2000]

the only problem is its made in china so the steel is garbage

[dez496]

@freakshow2000 you jelly? *trollface.jpg*

[SkickPank]

Is it a gun too?

[Lookinformemarbles]

It's the New Ginsu!

[Vin31415]

you pull a string and it becomes a .45 magnum hahahahaha

with the gun you can shoot moose ...

and then you slice and cook the meat with your shovel ...

hahahahahahahaah

[semikawa2]

こりゃ一家に一つ必要だ

[Rentta]

pretty good video editing skills they have in china . :D amazing cutting

[Balderesco]

They cut vegetables with a shovel better than me with a knife.

[dpodbereschi]

Ok but where is it made? China? Just kidding.

[dpodbereschi]

I forgot, you can also go fishing for sea lions using seals as bait.

[dpodbereschi]

I bet you can fry eggs if you hold it in the sun long enough, row a boat, hunt blind birds, etc.

[allancarlospc]

porra. eu quero uma

[leelecos]

This is not Chuck Norris, this is MacGyver equipment.

[wtfnatal]

Chinese Military Chuck Norris

[JoePacowlas]

Function # 57: induce abortions! Super!

[Chrommus]

WHERE DO I BUY THAT? SHIT I WANT ONE LOL

[IanJiang0828]

围观神器

[TheShortStory]

What's going to happen to the axe/sawblade/knife function of this thing after having dug out a few foxholes?

[dinotles]

The Chinese pretty much made everything that a westerner has in his house, every piece of technology is made in china... Sometimes things says "made in Taiwan" or "Made in USA" something, but usually that just means it is ASSEMBLED in that country, china made everything else... and since they need engineers in those factories, they educate 300 000 engineers every year, with probably the most diciplined math skills in the world, china has almost 60% of the worlds new patents. This is just a taste

[IKNOWITSADUMBCOMMENT]

that awesome moment when you measure your penis-size with a shovel.

[simoncpu]

Nice, but what the Chinese won't tell you is on the operating performance (i.e., wear and tear) of this thing. The sharp edges will eventually get blunt.

[jigglyjon1]

Shield and oar, Fuck Yeah!!!!

[cleteberry]

GG, we lose.



[SuperThundeification]

But where's the grill?

[MrSharpCarbonSteel]

5 million of those little bastards armed with these can defiantly dig a whole all the way through the earth and take over!

[TheGod666slayer]

@MrSharpCarbonSteel Take your number times 100 and that is the estimated size or their military...it's even more possible

[carol02086]

very useful shovel~~~

[KillTheToy11]

The moment I saw it had a bottle opener, I wanted one.

[Jonasrable]

LOL hahaha

[Victorvanbaron]

I LOLED AT THE SHIELD PART

[Mreleezy]

THAT'S MY SHOVEL 

[revzMik]

Waiting my own ! :D

[Armystrong7777]

ahh but will it blend?



[deadjoey77]

my god, i never thought id be so excited about a shovel.

[Dimasi1982]

МСЛ лучше!!! через сколько интересно этот китайский ширпотреб перестанет копать и перекусывать проволоку...

[spdsboiboi86]

WTF!!! 9000 in 1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AwesomeCowHat]

WHY IS THIS NOT IN MINECRAFT

[TeepexNet]

Bon pour les "rames" c'est du gros n'importe quoi.

[xiaoming158]

亲们，淘宝上有卖，全国包邮！

[Cathexis256]

it also makes a great makeshift tonfa

[StatuesBleedingGreen]

Those are some cool shovels! 

[msamour]

They had me at chop trees!

[PureAwesomenessful]

Dear Santa...



[rayman1977918]

awesome, im gonna get one from ebay

[Mreleezy]

我要唱一首中国人。。。。五千的年。。。。。。。。

[Mreleezy]

184 ppl will killed by that shovel

[jas16899]

I killed my wife and made a sandwich with this shovel.

[chx209]

切土豆的时候实在笑喷了。。

[tjohn6041]

I want this for minecraft.

[Megaduck72]

do they have any that will completely fold up?

[tigermailing]

Wait for a Hello Kitty version

[kotnikd3]

what would bear grylls or macgyver do with that shovel. built a city?

[linkfox99]

5:36, are those two men part of this video? nothing to do with a shovel IMHO

[RiflemanJohnson]

When God made the universe, he used this shovel to form planets and stars.

And after that he opened himself a beer with it.

[ShadowofPhoenix42]

Dear Santa, next time I wish me a chinese army shovel!

[WisconsinEric]

So everything made in China seems to suck.....except for their AKs, and this shovel!

I hate to say it, but this shovel seems to have my Glock E-Tool beat!

[keliangchan]

will buy one on-line even i'm not very sure if i will use it sometimes~~~~~~

[nothingtoloseism]

I used to think it's just some low-quality crap, until I take an arro..no...shovel in the knee.

[linkfox99]

@nothingtoloseism well you must feel happy since it is not on your head.

[nothingtoloseism]

they even have different colour...

[nameNear]

屌丝无处不在...

[Cathexis256]

ITS A FUCKING SHIELD TOO

[classicleon]

牛插的铲铲！

[aleshiaize]

OMG,when i use it, i dig out a girl friend. It just cost me ￥998, not 9980 or 98, Just ￥998

￥998, WJQ-308 is your best chooes.HAHA

[KoreanUrDogs]

I prefer the Inferno Adze

[tomdevine6]

Meh... only works because they're chinese.

[guoyijie01]

贝爷需要一把这样的铲子...=w=

[lolidolo]

@guoyijie01 谁是贝爷？

[freelhj]

@lolidolo Bear Grylls

[Harryswordsman]

holy crap.. It is still a shovel?

[fifazhangwei]

壮哉我大中华军铲！！！“五千年的风和雨……” 预备，唱！

[anger384]

@fifazhangwei 你这个神经病

[fifazhangwei]

@anger384 要骂你下来骂，太没素质了，请你提高自己的素质，提高姿势水平！

[thawhtet8]

I want this in Minecraft!

[MCTron1138]

the music is the main theme from the movie, The Sons of Katie Elder, by Elmer Bernstein. NOT Indiana Jones or any other music previously falsely identified.

[mightyPants]

i bought one of these and it made my penis bigger instantly.

[lapinkretin]

what is the title of the music ?

[Schievel]

fucking ninjas

[BrittanyChiapa]

at first i was like..."it's a shovel...why would i want to watch 9 minutes of this?"

and then he started clipping wires and cutting vegetables with it.

...now i want one.

and you can bet i watched all 9 minutes of this.

[kultiplexify]

it does FUCKING EVERYTHING

[reggaepuppy126]

This is an E-Tool lol

[iBaDDoG]

fuck it is just a showel!!!! and since when men do jardinage

[robin8110]

ALL OF MY MONEY

[chankahaha]

Hi Billy Mays here for this chinese military shovel...

[AlbertoJaureguiNL]

Shut up and take my money!!

[KanaCanaful]

Asians.

[elkapitan75]

There have been many theories on how China could beat America in a hypothetical war but nothing explains it better than this video!

[Saku19]

@elkapitan75

Great joke. :D

[PureZOOKS]

All i need in minecraft.

[Condom007of007Solace]

@PureZOOKS Diamond WJQ308.

[robertoszwas]

America, you are FUCKED



[jerome96114]

Better than the Cold Steel Special Forces Shovel ...

[mdunn1150]

neat idea......too bad it is made in china......I sure would hate to have to depend on it to save my life...

[matzaio]

design by MacGyver :-D :-D

[valeravahue]

made in china LOOOL!!!!!!!!!!

[scalabration]

You buy now for enjoyment best happiness!!

[Graszczur]

The music expresses more than thousand words here

[elspiclatino]

weird noise in the background at 5:20

[elspiclatino]

that is a good shovel!

[celeriac50]

I'm surprised there is not a small firearm embedded inside! Also, my favorite use is the isoltion belt...

[nukleararse1]

Everything after 1:57 is beyond stupid.

P.S. Love the Indiana Jones music.

[scalabration]

@nukleararse1

Or the Marlboro man

[banpreso]

4:40 that looks so boss! i'm getting mine on ebay right now!

[nguyenminh1]

cheap and useless

[AdamJHM]

5:56 = Must find gold !!!

[SoldeFlaRe]

The kind of videos that gardeners and carpenters/tradesmans masturbate over when they see there tools . . . . Shovel porn . . .

[Fedito1987]

how the hell did i end up watching a 9 minutes video on a shovel (the most amazing one, but still!)! :O

[Andersll11]

MacGyver's equivalent to Asian porn

[fatimmortal]

But will it blend?

[extremkid]

With this shovel, chinese will probably win ww3

[TheHappyLittleKitten]

I would gladly replace all my limbs with 4 of these.

[seasaw324]

this is by far the coolest thing ive ever seen china make.

[TheHappyLittleKitten]

A: This is standard equipment for christ sake, and B: The music makes shoveling suddenly interesting.

[worldwid111]

@TheHappyLittleKitten That's the whole point of the joke Buzz Killington. Jeez.

[leonzchannelz]

Oh crap we're stuck on this desert island!

DONT WORRY I HAVE MY SHOVEL

[MCTron1138]

The music is from a John Wayne movie, The Sons of Katie Elder. Why they had to pick a western to take music from i have no clue....

[TheBerserkerCompany]

Honestly, anyone could of thought of using a shovel as an oar; but other than that, this creation is truly amazing in my opinion.

[FoXfiVe]

"Honey, can you get dinner ready?"

"Sure, just let me grab my shovel."

[ricric7]

They didn't show the best function, explosive.

[ricric7]

3:24 Lol

[MrSLAGATHOR1]

CHINA STONG

[legendofnoob]

YEYE that's how we do it

[TheWARWOLF84]

we always joke about stuff being made in china but when you see this if china realy steps up there production game thay can produce alot of good things every one hates the knives thay make but the chinese shit blades i bought infact sharpin extreamly well and this shovel looks pritty nifty to own :)

[actvPolska]

O.O

[4DPerformance]

They're digging baby graves. To bury the parts of the babies they didn't eat. Because they kill and eat babies in foreignland.

[Starwarsfreak101st]

Where does the music come from?

[harmsc12]

@Starwarsfreak101st

Go to IMDB and look up Silverado. Good movie, too.

[Spyonelili35]

shovel fait plein de choses incroyable !!

[Mreleezy]

im gonna name it the boss shovel

[MylanDMurphy]

Batman's Shovel.

[om3g4z3r0]

it can also be used for killing , inocent japs...

[mentosindietcoke]

when it showed them in stores i fainted

[hitachi088]

almost make me want to be a communist and eat rice all day.

[MsnAngersMe]

I wonder what can their rifle do.

[briannguyen93]

great tool for mine craft :D

[AtomicWhiteWhale]

I-REN shovel



[dujedcv1]

But will it blend?

[blam7]

I can use this for camping.

[jupitar93]

Now the question is Can It Blend?

[PhilharmonicJack]

is the sound effect really necessary?

[MrBboyboomer]

You can even musturbate with it.

[counterz]

The longer i watched the more it felt like a parody to me.

[seanytan]

i want the orange one

[anyohoww]

Not to mention it can be use for Ping Pong..

[nukeboy14]

DEM ASIANS

[Lokedede]

LOL, the beer drinking part is so boss......

[Shubosh]

bottle opener D:DD I would say that's the most important thing.

[CrunchyButtBurger]

lol if they had this shovel thousands of years ago, the entire face of mankind would have been different

[MrWarlord396]

TvTropes.

[fingrid]

It's a fucking machete!

1:33 Great Scott, it chips the stone through the wood!

Screw katanas, I want a shovel. :)

[darkoducko]

My old shovel made the crappiest french fries ever...

[darkoducko]

Ah man, the Dig guy at 45 seconds is great with the music ramping up.

[HeadbangerFromHell14]

Will it blend? That is the question!