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  • i bought it on the app store for $ 4,99

  • pause at 4:12 lo at his face

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  • "It was a little overly crit- sh1t on." Only in Machimina can you not get fired for saying that.

  • watchpr u serious?

  • I enjoy sucking my own penis while looking at images of Justin Bieber.

  • im a juggalo lol

  • Are Gold Guns Better? Opinions?

    /watch?v=qLhhLZHPLzs

  • they are right, if a 12-13 year old kid picked up duke nukem now, they wouldnt care and would go back to fanboy cod

  • lol keep going back to 7:02 it sounds hella weird after a few times haha XD

  • the two guys hitch gets water for look like douches

  • @MrDbtx im sure everyone wanted to know that

  • omg..... no1 played the first game.... watch totalbiscuits wtf is duke nukem forever.... he'll show why the new duke is not anywhere near as good as old duke

  • they have duke nukem movies already its called porn.

  • @Batman365247 duke nukem doesent make porn he has sex in public and it comes out on the news UNCENSORED

  • Background fail at 6:17

  • In this episode, you will learn:

    How to play Magic the Gathering

    How to never mention to a girl that you play Magic the Gathering

    How to not have a life

    ... wtf?

  • @williamswadling ???? there is nothing about MTG in here and if you found it boring look at how many views it has compared to almost any of hutches other vids

  • @bonkliflgo No you silly bean click on show more in the description. And read everything in the description, it says that in this videos description.

  • WHY DOES MATT LOOK LIKE THE FRICKIN MRDIC FROM TEAM FORTRESS 2

  • Why does everybody whine about the little kids voices in games? Just mute the little buggers and problem solved.

  • "you cant sell that game for 40 €"

    guess how much it costs for pc :O

  • 5:10 There already is a Duke Nukem movie. The game was based on a movie called "They Live"

  • Didn't know Hutch was 27

  • Its funny I'm that 14 year old picking up Duke Nukem :D

  • I love quality time with Hutch!!!

  • I though this game was really fun and I think other people would if they just took it for what it is.

  • Then again why would a twelve year old be playing this?

    Smh, they should make head-sets that automatically mute you based on the frequency of your voice. I'm tired of playing with Alvin and The Chipmunks.

  • @IPrefer2Win dude fucking chill. You had a voice like that once too. If you have a problem with they're fucking voice then mute them like a person with a brain. And don't say I'm probably some fucking stupidass 12 year old kid with some high voice too because im not. I'm just defending them because I was once in their situation. So fuck off and stop being a dick.

  • @IPrefer2Win Then mute them hater

  • @IPrefer2Win Dude wat r u gonna do bout it...a 12 year old with a high pitched voice is better than u lol...(A 40 year old virgin who lives in his moms basement) Stop hatin on lil kids u fking queer

  • @IPrefer2Win there must be alot of chipmunks then lol

  • @IPrefer2Win ha,im 12 and everyone i talk to online thinks im 17 :P

    

  • My argument against everything that they sad was bad abot this games is ITS DUKE FUCKING NUKEM!!!!!!!

  • @irevrendhd I "argued" with them because I don't want people to be fooled into thinking games like dnf are good. That just encourages developers to be lazy, and your assumption of my age, your right I'm not 38, im 23. I don't really take care to make a accurate profile because I'm quite lazy. :)

  • Fucking hipsters.

  • people say duke nukems a bad game... stop getting reviews from people and get the fuckin game! you'll love it dont say shit about something unless you try it! ITS FUCKIN BEAST!

  • @iReverendHD God you have bad taste. Either that, or you've never played Duke 3D your used to linear on-rails piece of shit games like Halo or CoD.

  • @HypnoToadisREAL Duke nukems awesome! and I see your channel says your 38... why the fuck would you try argue with like 15 year olds? I know your not 38, you're probably 11 or 12 claiming your over 18 to watch girls on youtube... and the worst part is.... that your youtube channel is named after a frog on Futurama

    P.S. Call of duty and Halo are not bad games :) 

  • How to play Magic the Gathering

    How to never mention to a girl that you play Magic the Gathering

    How to not have a life

  • duke nukem kicks ass anyone that doesnt listen to the reviews will agree

  • i hate that guys glasses, and i have no idea why

  • Rockstar is the king of video game comedy imo

  • Hutch, why aren't you uploading as much anymore???!!! :'(

  • lol hutch hadn't posted this show in a while

    so when i saw it again, a smile was brought across my face.

  • Hey Hutch could you add me as a friend on xbox live? My gamer tag is tomwhar.

  • 0:31 pedophile smile ... what someone had to say it lol

  • Look I played defender, Lunar lander, Space Invaders, Galaga, in the Arcade these were brand new games and back then they were cool very cool and to play them now they would be cheesy but i would play them, and if they came out with a Defender 2 new and improved I would want them more like they were then tune up so much I would not even know the game like it was..........just sayin

  • 0:24 beaners

  • Quality time with Hutch. And 3 other douches.

  • Quality time with Hutch. And 3 other douches.

  • wow respawn is talking about icp........THAT IS AWESOME

  • hutch u look a little like the drummer from the band foster the people

  • This isn't a bad game.Lets make our game and let DSP review it..

  • hey thats the fat guy that laughed at the gay joke.

  • hutch is tocens and xtocensx

  • matt is awesome!!

  • @hordey4563 thanks!!

  • haha im 15 my friends gave me shit for playing the old DN and now whos laughing bitches!!!!!!

  • i just picked up duke nukem today and 20 minutes in i found a vibrator...this games amazing

  • skinny

  • God damn Hutch is so fucking skinny

  • America is rascist, and i'm an American and I'm proud to be recist against Mexicans

  • I would apshate

  • They should have made borderlands 2 instead

  • @MrFwakes Brink wasn't a bad game. It's just that the lag ruins the game and people abandoned it before they could fix the lag

  • Hutch seems to like every game, even the bad ones

  • @xryuudante Not mw2 lol

  • @xryuudante its called not being a fanboy of cod... like u are

  • @Sc0ttTheSnake i don't even play cod dumbass

  • @Sc0ttTheSnake No, its just that DNF is shit. so is CoD.

  • @xryuudante What about big rigs?

  • @xryuudante it isnt a bad game.. the only bad thing is the graphics.

  • @xryuudante unless it is a ps3 exclusive then he hates it

  • @xryuudante He makes of a living off of games, you don't bite the hand that feeds you.

  • @crono916 I know, but it makes me wonder if he truly enjoys bad games (DNF), incapable of disliking/hating on a game, or if he's just forced to say nice things (for advertising/business purposes) as part of his job at Machinima.

  • @xryuudante he has to because look at Jeff Gerstmann he gave a bad reviewed for a game that was heavily sponsoring gamespot at the time and he got canned.

  • @crono916 machinima doesn't do that fool. 

  • Those are probably the ugliest glasses I've seen

  • I swear i just watch this for the intro

  • They obviously threw this game together, like mw2 just to get people's money, they have the name and that's what people see and buy.. 2k and activision should merge and call themselves money stealing cunts...

  • @krupt79 lol. replace MW2 with Black Ops and it makes more sense. Modern Warfare 2 was sooo much better.

  • respawn is about to hit 9000 videos wow....

  • If you compared this to RoosterTeeth's Drunk Tank podcast, Billy is the equivalent of Burnie.

  • @IzLoveMoneyz Explain?

  • @TheSSJ07 He's got the plaid/lumberjack shirt on, the noice hair, the glasses with the thick rims, and just the way the bitch goes hawd! Exactly like Mr. Burns.

  • @IzLoveMoneyz Well put...now either Billy has some weight to lose or Burnie has got to get chunky again.

  • did any one else think this game was gonna be awsome just from seeing boobs in the add?

  • @lmp668 Real boobs look better kid trust me

  • @Syncopy528491 dont talk down to me u stupid fuck u dont know what age i am get a life

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  • @ImpactState Shut the FUCK Up :)

  • @PoloTheBear lol <3333

  • The description sums up this video completely.

    You will learn

    How to play Magic the Gathering

    How to not tell a girl that you play Magic the Gathering

    How to not have a life.

  • Hutch talks about the good things of this game: this games customizations, jumping ability, fighting for power weapons, timing weapons, and manuvering the map.

    Thats Halo 3 written all over it.

  • check out my new porno called "call of booty: black cocks"! amateurs

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  • @vespers119 LOL

  • 5:55

  • Where's Waldo?

  • Hello we are a new clan in the ps3 community , could you please sub to us were barley starting and trying to make it big. i would appreciate it alot <3  vT-Caspa .

  • Hutch is da bomb =)

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  • Agree...I don't think they cared about sales or anything, just to get it out on shelves. If you're really rich, maybe.

  • if america didn't have blacks mexicans, asians, etc. where would it be?

  • Basically to sum it up, Duke Nukem Forever is a bad game unless you played the old ones.

  • @MuzicLyricVideoz No its pretty bad no matter what.

  • @MuzicLyricVideoz No, its a bad game unless you haven't played the old ones. Duke 3D was amazing and DNF was just a modern shooter with Duke in it

  • america is a good place to live at for us humans not blacks or latinos nor asians.

    lol just joking :D a bit of dark humor is good for your hearts.

  • wow 15 years of work for bull shit u would have thought they have kept up with games

    Thmbs up if u agree

  • that intro was funny the first time but now its gettining annoying. How do u let nanners lose in rock paper scissors

  • im 14 played duke nukem. it really wasnt that bad, the comedy was definatly dated and was mainly unfunny for me. gamepplay wise, it was loud brash and a basterd to control but alot of mindless fun

  • the gys face on 6:21 is hilarious

  • pause at 00:53

  • @FarTooAwesome ahmen

  • why doesnt this have its own series page?

  • @BigBoss2014 cause hutchisy0daddy

  • there is already a movie starting with the wrestler toddy piper. its call ''they live''. search it

  • This game is trash anyone who defends it is either deluding themselves or a hardcore duke nukem fan.

  • icp reference

  • i just loved this game as a kid but it looks like it is an oldschool game now.. like even the small gimmick seems old... and when i was a kid my parents always made me turn off the naked ladies :(

  • Does Anoj have a prohestetic hand?

  • Feels like it shud be a indie game or arcade game then anything.

  • Duke Nukem is epic ok?

    But the game should be like 30 dollars

  • Lol. Last time I checked, America was still racist.

  • so are we saying DUke NUkem FOrever would have gotten a 10/10 back 12 years ago ?

    "no.. ign still would have compared it to COD"

    yeah true that

  • @ZombieNed what happened to your comment?????????????

  • i dont get why people think this game is bad, i LOVE this game

  • when they start talking about racism. i looked at the table and noticed everyone is white.

  • @ImInAMaze very observant

  • @MrGhostsniperz suck a fat cock,,,,simple enough

  • Please make a series where you Nanners and Sark just chat in the office

  • @killerblocks i was getting my dick suck at that age... lil pussy.... FAIL.

  • @AWESOM8thGRADER this coming from someone by what i can tell in their name is in 8th grade.... i think ur opinion doesnt even count come talk to me when ur balls drop beiber

  • @kaBl3iii Aww but your wrong in not in 8th grade im actually in collage, but i dont know why your getting mad it not like i commented saying your stupid or dumb i was say your opinion is stupid you have the right to say what ever you want just like i do. I respect your opinion i just feel the same way. So if i had said your stupid then that may be a reason for you to get mad but what i said is no reason for you to because its not insulting you in any way. Good day

  • @AWESOM8thGRADER  then why the name awesome 8th grader?

  • @RussianHobo115 its my gamertag which i made like 3 years ago when i was in 9th grade and i thought it was funny and original lol

  • @AWESOM8thGRADER oh ok makes sense i guess i was just curious

  • hutch looks like a pedo

  • 15 years ago..... i was born!!!!

  • stop @ 4:09 for epicness LOL

  • stop @ 4:08 for epicness LOL

  • LIES! it's an oval table

  • Friday has been removed from YouTube, spread the word.

  • @bertieboy090 No it hasn't i can still watch it

  • @bertieboy090 everyone knows spred the word