Iker Casillas vs Xavi Hernández

[ALLenROOK]

i hate all these spanish vids of Xavi, as an english speaking fan of his its very sad :( Can you please use close captions in the future, he is as loved in the english speaking world as the spanish one!

[thinhhoai0402]

Casillas I love you :D

[CurlyDoodle1112]

Trans. Cont. 6 Q: If you could change Spain's hymn ( national song?), which song would you change it to? Xavi: One that is fun. Like Chikilicuatre. Iker: A song by Manolo Escobar. The life of Spain. Q: Complete the phrase: If I win the Euro, I will: Xavi: Do ridiculous things; cut my hair, paint it; whichever thing! Iker: I'm going on vacation. To enjoy a little. Q: Do you think that Spain will win the Euro? Xavi: We have a lot of options. Iker: I don't know. There you go :) I did my best!

[CurlyDoodle1112]

Trans. Cont. 5

Q: What is a comment that is made about soccer that you hate the most?

Xavi: That soccer is soccer, that it doesn't mean anything. Or that soccer is just like "that".

Sorry, I have no idea what Iker said.

Q: Whose sports equipment do you use most? Fidel's or Luis Aragones'?

Xavi: Luis Aragones'. It's more Spanish.

Iker: I use Luis Aragones' the most.

Q: Finish the phrase: Luis Aragones is a:

Xavi: A phenomenon.

Again, couldn't quite catch what Iker said. Sorry!!

[DAVIDAF12]

@CurlyDoodle1112 After the Luis Aragones question, Iker answered: Un Sabio or someone Wise

[CurlyDoodle1112]

Trans. Cont. 4

Q: Why do soccer players spit while tennis players don't?

Xavi: I don't know. It's just a soccer habit. We also do this gesture. Kind of ugly.

Iker: Because we are rude. We are rough, we are soccer players.

Q: If you had not become a soccer player, what would you have been?

Xavi: I would have continued studying something related to the sport.

Iker: Policeman.

[CurlyDoodle1112]

Translation Cont. 3

Q: Have you ever taken a towel from a hotel during La Seleccion?

Xavi: No, never.

Iker: Nowadays, no. When we were younger, yes.

Q: Do any of the players in La Seleccion smoke?

Xavi: No, during the seleccion surely not.

Iker: No. And if he does it, then he hides it well because nobody has found out.

[CurlyDoodle1112]

Translation Cont. 2

Q: Which player from the Seleccion snores the most?

Xavi: I don't know because we sleep in different rooms. We are alone.

Iker: Probably me!

Q: The players struggle together; who is the Nacho Vidal of the Seleccion? (I think this is correct)

Xavi: That I don't know. I don't know that. See, I'm not fully aware.

Iker: All of them, all of them.

Q: Would you let your girlfriend into the locker rooms after a game?

Xavi: Yes, I'd watch over her.

Iker: Yes, there's trust.

[CurlyDoodle1112]

Translation:

Chapter Four: How Xavi and Casillas are Irreconcilable In the Case of Sports (something along those lines).

Q: You are about to hit the penalty; if you make it, Spain will win the Euro but you will not have sex for a year. What do you do?

Xavi: I kick it in. Definitely.

Iker: Well, you have to get the goal in no matter what.

Q: How many times do you have sex during a (season? Not quite sure about this one)

Xavi: Never

Iker: It's very difficult to have sex during the season.

[NamiSuan]

Que majos son los dos. ^^

[serbiaalkaios]

Could someone translate me this ? Please

[malindapatd]

I'm taking spanish class now.

I thought spanish was a useless language but I was wrong!

Wow.

[2gunk2]

@malindapatd lol spanish is the 2nd language of the world after chinese. i mean maybe more persons know how to talk english but many more people has spanish as a maternal language.

Spanish has 340 000 000 parlants belive me is usefull

[Barcelonabby11]

Lmaoo Shutt Upp @eagles 139 Lol Espana Justt Wonn Thee Worlddd Cupp Haha Idiotttt :P

[Barcelonabby11]

Haha Thiss Iss Howw I Lookedd Troughh Outt Thaa Wholee Videoo --> :D Haha I Lavee Xavii Hernandezz Skilesss<333

[The1PaBlO1]

casillas : " el palo corto siempre es culpa del portero " xD

[FoutManiosh]

in english please

[MafeBpttB]

Exceleeente jajaja

[androidamonx]

Iker es muy guapo pero bobo; Xavi es super, cool, relax y guapo

[ReclutaCowboy]

Xavi Balón de Oro ya !!!!

[Mulishaa92]

Xavi Te amoo,<3

[elfugao]

vaya mierda de preguntas

[rasalo1985]

CASILLAS - XAVI

WRITTING THE SPANISH LEGEND

[alacan270]

casillas si no fueras futbolista que serias? policia jajaja

[GERSONUP]

Iker es mas tranquilo el otro es todo loco

[NamiSuan]

Qué simpáticos los dos. Me encantan!!!!

[sandrahayes9]

divertidoo!! Xavii!! 

[Ph2nt0m]

Whats the whole thing translated?

[laconsumidora]

MIRA EL BESAZO DE IKER CASILLAS A SARA CARBONERO !!!

[judithkt]

¡Qué cracks los dos! Y apoyo lo de Manolo Escobar jajaja

[66410021]

xavi hernandez=inigualable

[shuroshka]

que diablos dice iker casillas? no le entiendo nada ):

[soulblacknight]

LOL ppl didnt translate it right. On the question about how many times can u have sex during a concentration:

Xavi:" None!"

Casillas:" it is difficult to have sex during a concentration. Except with the cleaning lady!"

hahahaha

[mexbeck]

lol funny

[rmadrid10figo]

What does marronca mean?

[Luuke99]

i'm english and i think that spain desereve the world cup more than any other team

[giorga2004]

@Luuke99 you should be stoned by your country

[Taniiax6]

Ikeeer es un crack

pero donde esté mi Xavi Hernández(LL...)

[laANiiTah]

xabiiiiiii el mejor 8)

[magdybeh]

mivlisa thnx for the translation man am so cheering for spain in the world cup

[nimecadesortigoilea]

duelo de paquetes en decadencia... en la eurocopa muy bien, ahora un desastre son... mejor para el mundial!

[tarsanize]

@nimecadesortigoilea jajajaajajaja un desastre, no?? Campeones del MUNDO jajaja, vaya ojo tienes..

[sghies]

Could someone traslate pleasee???

[BasraHighWay]

hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[J4DX]

@Dinastere 1st question: your about to shoot a penalty..and if you score spain wins the euro...but you'd have to live without sex for a year, what would you do?? xavi:I'd score definately.casillas: of course I'd score.

2question:hwo many times do you have sex during trainning..xavi :none.casillas: its really hard to have sex during trainning.

[AkaXander1]

esas cejas son las mas horribles y feas que he visto quitatelas JOTO JAJAJA

[mivlisa]

1)here is the deal: you're about to shoot a penality, if you score, Spain wins the Europe Cup but you won't have sex for one year; what would you do????

Xavi: i will take the penality

Casillas:

2) how many times one can have sex during the team base camp???

Xavi:none

Casillas:it's difficult to do it during the camp

3) who is the player that snores the most???

Xav:don't know since we have individual room

Cas: me probably

....

[OfeilyOnUtube]

@mivlisa 

[jesepee0101]

@mivlisa aaah wat does casillas say to the 1st question?

[messidona1989]

@mivlisa continue please !! when thats true what u r saying :P XD

[Incognitocs]

jak kurwa można porównać pomocnika z bramkarzem ?

tak jak na filmie :)

[wearepilldriver]

que caballero ese xavi, todo un senor

[eagles139]

espana nunca ganara un mundial ,,eso es mas claro que el agua

[djcharlybass]

@eagles139 tampoco ivamos a ganar la eurocopa y luego mira... nunca digas nunca

[LosingLogic]

@eagles139 lo tienes igual de claro ahora? jaja

[gabriellassh]

@eagles139 pues lo han ganado, imbecil, y yo no soy española, pero se comentario totalmente fuera de lugar y estùpido. VAMOS ESPAÑA!

[chtk22]

@eagles139 haha decias?

[albacasascaneiro]

@eagles139 pos no lo veo yo tan claro eh??? mas q nada porque acabamos de hacer historia ganando en mundial de sudafrica jajajaja. tu si que eres poditivo tio jajajajaja

[albacasascaneiro]

@eagles139 pos si eres igual de negativo en todo, te debe de ir de puta madre jajaja lo digo porque acabamos de ganar un mundial!!! jajaja no se puede ser tan negativoooo hahahaha

[pigute]

@eagles139 k deciassssssssss???? españa a ganado el mundiall!!!! tan claro k lo tenias eeeee

[pigute]

@eagles139 jajajaja tontooo!!

[Zape00]

@eagles139 JAJAJAJAJJAAJAJAJAJJAJAAJAJAJA­JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJ

[moraima85]

@eagles139 habla ahora!!!! Spain campeones!!!! jajajajaja

[amayagomez]

@eagles139 pues mira ya ves que si, nunca digas nunca.

[SAUTIS]

@eagles139

Y QUE GANAN EL MUNDIAL JAJAJAJAJA¡¡¡¡¡ bien dijo alguien, , NUNCA DIGAS NUNCAAAAAAAAA.

[JeyDrix]

@eagles139 y ahora que vas a decir?

[juankarloselmasiso]

@eagles139

y ke se gano hace 4 dias

Como te kedo el hoyo del culo ahhh!!!11!!

:P

[ns1hame]

POS COMO SEA = DE BUENO DISPARANDO QUE PARANDO BALONES , CON IKER DORMIREMOS BIEN .:) xD

[Alextc95]

jajajajajaj casillas policia xDDD

[Darkwuind]

Policia? xD... ; quien viera casillas en las calles de españa disparandooo!! ; Ehh quieetoooo xD

[JBlovesJOE]

XAVI t'estimuuu (L)

[utorotube]

Xavi is most handsome football player in the world.....i love youuuuuuu

[luchocoacci22]

jaja casillas policía XD

[mavie06]

Too bad I don't understand a single word :(

[miracozturk]

i would put in you a goal.hehehehehehe :D

[jaaan23]

jaja buenisimo! xaavii mejor jugador del mundo :D

[lobelito]

two of the greatest of all time, spain is a great team this year again

[itachixd732]

Xavi es el mejor mediocampista!!!!

Casillas es un arquerasooo!!!!

Viva España!!!!!

[diximanden]

I love Xavi's laugh :D

[dmhr14]

JAJAJAJAJ XD

[LemOo0nade]

what does iker say when they ask him the most hated phrase about football???

thanx

[soulblacknight]

@LemOo0nade that hates when ppl say that if the ball goes in by the closest pole to the goalie, it is the goalie's fault

[mccloud9b]

Visca el barça!

Hala madrid!

me encanta la seleccion xq nadie se insulta

[mccloud9b]

sa rapao erl xavi? jajaja molaria

[MadridistaAntifa]

el mejor portero y el mejor mediocampista mundo

sin ellos españa no seria lo mismo

[eliasx18]

el mejor portero del mundo i el mejor centrocampista del mundo viva españaa i visca el barça!!! som els millors!!!

[saxoo2009]

Xavi Hernadéz i love you and i want see u in my life one time only

[Taniiax6]

DiiiiOs Xaviiiii(L)

Tee amO!

[Tycoon6900]

Venga Xavi, nos debes una rapada de pelo jajaja FENOMENOS!!

[sevgreenman]

I love these guyss! I love how they speak spanish :D

[AndFigure]

Xavi sigue teniendo el pelo igual... jajaj

[JORGE961ElKing]

Iker Casillas de Policia xD

[Dinastere]

someone could translate?

[Omarcito789]

-Reporter:...you are about to score a penalty,if you make it Spain wins the World cup but you get no sex in a year,What would you do?

-Xavi & Casillas:I'd try to score it,no question!

R: you guys are used to have a shower together after the games,Who is the real Nacho Vidal?

Xavi:I don't really know,I usually don't pay attention to that

Casillas:Everyone(laughs)

-R:Would you let your girlfriend come in the locker room after the games?

X & C:Yes,we trust each other...

here you have some of them..

[cdhow]

please

[OdinoMJ]

Vaya dos Cracks...dios, hay que dejar huella en el mundial con jugadores como los que tenemos, es un orgullo

[PremierLeague2010]

Xavi Hernadéz i love you :D

[pollitarecords]

Ayyyyyy los dos son geniales y muy guapos, saludos a todos.

[123nopala]

Que jugadores. Soy mexicano y barca de corazón pero admito que casillas es un gran portero. Pero Xavi e iniesta son los mejores mediocampistas del mundo. Viva el barca.

[swampman]

Si Xavi se tuviera que haber hecho algo por cada título que ganó los dos pasados años, tendría 5 tatuajes, una cresta azul, media barba, cejas afeitadas e iriía vestido de bombero por la calle, porque vaya dos temporadas lleva.

[Evanescence000ify]

es la ostia =D

[mariiafcb]

Visca el BARÇA!!

[JORGE961ElKing]

jajaja casillas policia

[vizhtor77]

La primera pregunta la mejor! Asi que el Casillas seria madero, eh? mmm

[rmb10001]

what?

[jaiesculmusical]

y xavi no se rapo....

[choquero66]

estos dos jugadores son los pilares de la seleccion!! viva españa

[DemonDMN]

los dos mejores jugadores de la seleccion

viva terrassa!

[Koxten]

casillas me caia bien, pero con el tiempo se a vuelto como su ekipo, un lloron!

[INTERLUDER117]

q pedo soy mexicano y la verdad casillas i xavi son unos fenomenos y españa

puta q seleccion tienen

por ultimo sepan q no todos los mexicanos somos unos nacos de mierda

saludos

[XAVI68S]

ya me lo imagino, esta mal generalizar. Rafael Márquez es un pedazo defensa, a ver si nos enfrentamos pronto, saludos.

[pollitarecords]

jaja yo estoy de acuerdo en todo lo que dijiste, juju saludos.

[jonacinage]

Vaya dos Craks, se puede decir que la Eurocopa se gano por estos dos individuos.

Uno marca el ritmo del equipo y el otro para lo que se pueda fallar.

Visca el BARÇA.

[BiancaCyZ]

Pues lo de "el futbol es así" lo dice mucho Guardiola!!!xD

[haruno7sak]

xavi es todo un master en la media cancha pero no sabia que esa fuera su forma de ser¡¡¡

para mi es el mejor jugador del mundo sin el, el barcelona no hubiera obtenido el triplete¡¡

saludos desde mexico¡¡

[cexilia17]

ay xavi yo no te he visto nada en el pelo!!! pero eres el mejor!!! ya se que no te fijas demasiado!!!

[quenoestamostanmal]

Vaya dos pedazo de profesionales

[criskuki94]

Xavii el mejoor ^^

[Koxten]

iker kerria ser policia pa detener a los corruptos del madrid jajaj PUTA MADRID!

[MissLeo18]

can anyone please translate what they're saying ??

I love Iker so much, he's the best there is!! and Xavi is a fantastic player !!

Hala Madrid y Viva Espania !!!!

[saramlg93]

Me como a Xaviiiiiiiiiii (LLL)

[valushka21]

soy del valencia pero casillas y xavi me caen bien

[rickytator]

pos komo debe de ser, una kosa es el ekipo y otra la persona no?? yo soy madridista pero xavi me kae dpm xD

[erosx7]

Xavi eres el mejor!!!!!

Visca el barça!!

[wildboyspaniard]

Muy Bueno y encima ganaron la Eurocopa!! :)

[sepultalica1]

THE REAL MADRID is an Idiot for biyng CR9!!

Todos portugueses SABEM k CR9-NO JUEGA NADIA !!! eh eh eh-real madrid=IDIOTS!!!

rui -portugal

[caRteRaulitabell]

pues puede ser qe tengas razón pro mientras tanto ya les está llenando la cartera de euros a los del Real Madrid....

[JuanithuzFlema]

Miren,soy Argentino,pero españa tiene un gran equipo,ojala tengan un mundial algun dia, (se lo meresen) saludos

[Bandiez]

y ojala ustedes vayan al mundial, un mundial sin argentina no es mundial.

[MadridistaAntifa]

grande casillas!

[messi10ronaldo7best]

visca el xavi

[messi10ronaldo7best]

Xavi ROCKS

[makiowiya]

viva XAVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[middielax11]

haha this wuz funny =]

[tripoddee]

xavi eres el idolo de españa el puto amo

[anahialfonso4ever]

jaajajajja hubiese estado divertido ver a xavi con el pelo pintado. jajaja bueno, esta muy bien, gracias por subirlo

[rasalo1985]

no se hizo nada en el pelo... :(

[ErinShore78]

Muy divertido...

[mijail13]

Q: Complete the sentence, If we win the Eurocup I am going to.......

X: I am going to do any crazy thing, shave my head, color my hair. Anything..

C: I am going in holidays. To enjoy a little bit.

Q: Do you think Spain will win the Eurocup?

X: We have a lot of chances.

C: I don't know.

[c0oTz]

it'd be easier if you learn Spanish.

[admircheee]

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[admircheee]

barcelona is a best xavi is a best fuck yu casilas

[stelista4ev3r]

Jajajaj Te amoooo, Xaviiiiii

[lavibenja]

jeje,... me gusta mas como contesta xavi...

[lavidalocaa]

can someone PLEASE get me the full translation of this? i'd REALLY appreciate it.

[mijail13]

Chapter 4, Example of how Xavi and Casillas are ireconciliables in football matters:

Question: You are about to kick a penalty if you score Spain will win the Eurocop but you will be a year without sex, What will you do?

Xavi: Damn it, I will score for sure, for sure.

Casillas: We will have to score whatever it takes.

Question: How many times do y

[mijail13]

There it is!

[mijail13]

there you go!

[ErinShore78]

At least the questions:

1.- You're gonna kick a penalty: if you score Spain wins the Eurocup but you cannot have sex during a year. What are you gonna do?

2.- How many times do you make love while the team joins together during a sport event?

3.- Who is the player of the Spanish team who snores more?

4.- The players go together to the shower. Who has the biggest cock (the journalist makes a comparision with a Spanish porn actor, Nacho Vidal)?

[ErinShore78]

(more)

5.- Would you let your girlfriend get into the changing room with all the players after a match?

6.- Did you steal towels from a hotel when the team is together during a sport event?

7.- Any of the players of the Spanish team smoke?

8.- Why the football players spit all the time and not the tennis players?

9.- If you were not a football player you will be

[ErinShore78]

(final ones)

10.- Which is the topical statement from football world that you hate most?

11.- Which jogging suit excites you more? The one of Fidel Castro or Luis Aragonés (former Spanish trainer)?

12.- Complete the phrase: Luis Aragonés is

13.- If it was possible to change the Spanish anthem, which one would you choose?

14.- Complete the phrase: If I win the Eurocup I am going to

15.- Do you think Spain will win the Eurocup?

Hope it helps.

[venerock]

well learn spanish

[miryhbdn]

el xavi tendria k averse teñido el pelo jajaj

[Taniiax6]

jajaja mi gOrdiiis nO cumplio lo deeL pelO ¬¬ peerO buenO que da iguuaaL se gabÒ ii puntO juuum* xD

[silvialikesot]

loos amoos!

viisca el barçaa!

[YEPES78]

ola soy la sobrina del yepes.bueno k me encanta xavi...jeje tengo su camiseta

que bien soy su fan bueno deww besitos

[killikitti]

Dah .... !

[marylinwhite]

It isn't "Which player takes the longest showers?". it's "who's the Nacho Vidal (a Spanish porn star) of the team?

[javi0007]

Who wants the video translation, send me a message. Youtube don't let me put here the entire translation

[Klaire68]

yeah i want the translation if you can get it coz i have no idea lol

[crzboutboyz]

i would like them too:D

[venerock]

learn spanish

[crzboutboyz]

i would like the translations:D

please and thank youuu

[crzboutboyz]

i would like translations please:D

[farahx77]

me too please :-)

[NaoChaaa]

genial video!!

[beikazgz87]

Copia i Pega i mandalo en 15 videos

o tu madre se morira,

Lo siento al k lo leyo

pero es la culpa de un gilipollas

[Electrhouse]

tu si k eres gilipollas

[PICHASKU]

me meo, porque el unico gilipollas que hay eres tu.

[Dinastere]

someone could translate this video in french or in english??

[meiy520]

iker the best!!

[FERNANDODRAGONS]

vaya par de cracks¡¡

[manen80]

Que par de futbolistas!..este video me ha encantado, está genial!!

[courtneydkmcevoy]

translate?

[PepedeAndujar]

que dos grandes ambos