Eddie Murphy Delirious Part 7

[Dzoete]

if the bitch is green there's something wrong with the pussy!

[Sodmgparish8]

LMFAO at 2:05!!!!!!!

[cocoaqueen16]

Best stand-up show i've ever seen. I really needed to laugh today & i did plenty of that. Those jokes will stay with me for years to come. Eddy Murphy the true Original King of Comedy. =^)

[TheRatedIX7]

"Get out!" "Too bad we can't stay, baby" on the 5th season of Martin on the episode "Boo'z in The House" Gina says it lol

[MegaJared16]

when hes talking about poltergeist, its true... but if they did that there would be no paranormal activity

[HardcorePunkmusic29]

damn that rabbit joke is 30 years old XD...and i still laughed...

[DefunkitatedVampire]

great ending.

[ItayAndReaz]

@DefunkitatedVampire you right i had a work about Martin Luther King and the ending was very exciting as a Jewish i can really identify with black pepole. God bless AMERICA

[DefunkitatedVampire]

arabs in 7 eleven haha

[batek34]

daaamn dat mothafoka can sing !!

[shockraid1]

EY FRED

OW WOULD JOO LIKE TO FUCK ME UP DE ASS

[jik1992]

My dad used to tell me that joke with the bear and the rabbit when I was a little kid, and he used to always say goonie goo goo to me lol. I've never seen Delirious before, fuckin awesome, and hilarious that my dad was telling me jokes from this when I was a kid.

[pie314227pie]

THE 22 WHO DISLIKED THIS ARE DUMB MOTHAFAAKAAAASS........22/7

[Jackw00pw00p2]

The shit worked last week mother fucka lol!

[Greenlats]

This is amazing! xDD

[shantzmtl]

That camera was probably the height of sophistication at that time, lol

[adamtasinclair]

Funny thing about the joke about the white people leaving the house when there is a ghost is Eddie Murphy did a movie called The Haunted Mansion. He never left the house even though there were a shit-ton of ghosts in it.

[breahnash01]

wait if the joke is 4 the kids y is he cursein??

[BadAssDownUnder101]

@breahnash01 because in that sence shit means the actuall poo so its not counted as a swear word you'll find there are quite a few people how think that way

e.g i have a friend and when we was about 6 his mum be asking him to clean up the dog' shit

and i was like woah okay must be normall cos these are perfectly good people

[mhss0001]

how old are the kids in the audience?

[medoloverr]

he truly have nice voice

[bleachrules103]

3:06

[tdogg4575]

this is from back in 1983 and its still relative about white people and scary movies.

listen to 6:00 - 7:00

then think about (or watch) movies like "the omen" "paranormal activity" "the grudge" "the ring" etc.

sad but true

[irishdogwizard]

@TopNotchEthio: You are obviously 13 years old. "Any kids here?" Yeah, raise your hand.

[GeneralMaximus4]

Gettin paid to hold his dick.

[90degreesidestep]

21 people are the rabbits with bear shit sticking to their fur.

[mzquinisha13]

As soon as its over u dont want it to end :(

[elmirangelyay]

21 people dont know how to fuck a green btch :)

[200damary]

funny

[KaneThespian]

3:03 3:30 LMFAO

[ChaosTK]

A bear and a rabbit are takin a shit in the Woods. The bear turns to the rabbit and says "Excuse me, do you have problems with shit sticking to your fur?" And the rabbit says "No." So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[Pngize]

good singer to.

[lchar23]

haha i wonder out of the whole show how many times he said motherfucker haha ;) this is the motherfuckin' shit right here bitches haha :D

[rlfps]

how can people dislike old eddie murphy, 21 people have some serious issues. lol

[imXaXteapot2112]

Fuckin' spock goin' into black mode.

[onacruise]

i guess cable wasn't a biggggg thing back in 1983.

[KruegerLot]

I never understood why they always stayed in the house when it's been proven the spirits want them gone.

[artell94]

irwin from billy and mandy - "a bear and a rabbit was pooping in the woods"

[SerialYahooer]

Hey I'm Mr. T, I'll rip your cock off with my ass. <- Had me gasping for breaths it was so funny.

[KarasuVI]

He's 22 there? o.o

[davisgreen2020]

@KarasuVI Yes ! It was 1983..LOL

[KarasuVI]

@davisgreen2020 Yes I know, but he kinda looks old in that video o.o....

[freeballin95]

Delirious was fucken hilarious anyone watching this has ta watch all 7 parts "muthafAUka"

[appledollops]

im 16 and whent to school and said that bear and rabbit joke.

[gfrrimp32]

"does anybody have cable?"

times have changed

[nukester]

@gfrrimp32 does anyone have a Holo TV? i can't get reception from Pandora 4. i think they're having a meteor storm again! :P

[MATOSxx19]

"go on ricky curse that bitch out" LMMFAO

[PivotStarter97]

i dont think u would leave tha house wen theres a ghost in it....nor should u stay in it....i know wat to do............WHO YA GONNA CALL? GHOSTBUSTERS

[Jarr929]

One of the best comedians ever!!!

[Jarr929]

One of the best comedians ever!!

[cherryman25]

21 people want to get their dick ripped off by mr t

[beachboy51971]

Thanks for uploading! I hadn't seen this in years....saw it first when I was 12 or so.....some seriously funny shit!

[Jamiiss]

"So the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit " Eddie Murphy is one funny mothafucka

[elemeno82002]

too bad he did haunted house like twenty years later

[72307230]

"That's peculiar.."

Haha.. so damn funny.. EM the best

[5033481boy]

hahaha hes totally wrong about the arabic its not all bad thats the no one cares about old people arabic he demonstrated. for those who dont know arabic has many different types depends on what country like the Arabic Sudanese speak is nice and sounds nice aswell

[kayakbruce1]

@5033481boy please, no educated people! It only confuses the idiots!

[5033481boy]

@kayakbruce1 homes i was just sayin not all arabic sounds like shit some of it is sexy

[heller12394]

@5033481boy hes a comedian...hes making a joke....

[5033481boy]

@heller12394 ""no shit i didnt know he was a comedian i only thought he was an actor"" yes i can obviously tell he's makin a joke all i was sayin is that some Arabic sounds good and some sounds bad but i knew he was makin a joke.

[heller12394]

and i hate to be that guy but i really dont think people came on here to learn about arabic languages, but PROBABLY came here to watch some funny shit, sorry but you took it a little too literal.

[000CORE1994]

@5033481boy who gives a f**k

[5033481boy]

@000CORE1994 well obviously you give a fuck considering you replied back to this comment you fucking dip shit.....if u didnt care you wouldnt have replied cuz i never told you to reply to it, its common sense, ass hole...

[qtrax100]

he don't do this stuff any more because there is more money in kiddy films

[DeleriousFilms]

21 people are delerious >.<

[fhab525]

wheres part 6

[philembry]

@fhab525 Before part 7

[TheyCallMeBabii]

22? He looked old.

[CroatPuska]

apparently his doing another stand up end of this year or next :)

[TheJOEKICKAZ]

Funny ass shit !!

[theone225]

How old were they?

[wetyewruyrtsutrdhjfg]

Ya, chinese is hard to learn. I'm chinese and I admit it. Instead of 24 alphabets you've got thousands of individual letters to memorise.

There's some tricks to the letters. Still, hard to digest and pronounce. English's more convenient these days. Not going to forget my native language though, there's some deep roots set that a person can't and shouldn't pull out.

[blackkitkat1]

to the 21 who disliked...why did you watch in the first place...if you dont like Eddie Murphy stay off his videos...dumbasses...

[PeaceMakerS2]

What does the people in the audience call out?

[boriqu84]

"anybody got cable"? we have come a looooooong way! lol

[marcphilos]

Okay why the fuck would someone bring their kids to this, lol? 

[GroddGuerrilla]

Dude goes from crackin on white folks to makin movies strictly for white kids. What the fuck happened, man??

[rubiaraya]

I NEVER GET TIRED OF THIS EDDIE MURPHY THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER

[NightFury05]

so funny

[cddragon99]

Watched him on cable, damn he was funny it was early 80's and I loved it then, and still love it now. And it's so true about White people and haunted houses, Damn there is a whole industry with white people looking for ghosts. How many black people do you see on Jason and Grant on TAPS. LOL

[mistadreadman]

22 years old, wow, raw talent. Murphy's the man.

[22Dbond]

Its ironic that he years years later did a "scary" movie where he didn't want to leave the mansion XD

[ssean1290]

Old school eddie murphy is awesome.

[TopNotchEthio]

my mom was wondering why i was on the computer so long cause i watched this & raw. i kept laughing super hard, so she insisted on seeing what was so funny. i tried to convince her not to watch it, but she didn't listen. she took the earphones out the jack, & this first thing she heard was "he fucked a green bitch. you gotta be horny as fuck to fuck a green bitch." boyyyy, am i screwed.

[mechanoid2k]

@TopNotchEthio tell your mom not to snoop on your shit

and to stop getting paranoid when you're on the computer

[Miracle490d]

@TopNotchEthio LOL How old are you? Eddie is a tough one to explain to a parent. Unless you got a parent that grew up with him. Too bad she didn't hear Cosby berate him for being dirty on RAW. LOL

[TopNotchEthio]

@Miracle490d Haa, 15 lol. She suprisingly didn't do anything, she just walked away and gave me the silent treatment for the rest of the day lol.

[Miracle490d]

@TopNotchEthio Sounds like you got a fairly cool parent that understands the other generation may find something funny she doesn't. LOL Just make sure you don't give her a reason to get stricter. I've seen so many ads on TV telling parents to Question their kids like the 3rd degree cross examination. Involved parenting is one thing, but OMG that was too much. Communication shouldn't be a police interrogation. LOL

[TheBaaadOne]

@TopNotchEthio hahaa thats fucked up man!

[RynthFeathermoon]

@TopNotchEthio you get a shoe thrown off you?

[MrZubair708]

@TopNotchEthio yeah my mom also caught me watching this and when she heard all that language she was so angry.

[LuckyApplehead]

LOL, so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

[TheWhizzkid23]

Imagine if Mr.Spock really did say that

[kujahhhhaaaaaaaaaaa]

E: Babe this is beautiful. We got chandeliers hanging up here, kids out side playing n beautiful neighborhood I really love this shit is very nice

Ghost: Get Out!

E: Too bad we can't stay babe XD

ROTFLOL

[BerDinosaur]

I hadn't realized how funny eddie murphy was...this is sooo hilarious. It seems like eddie murphy became PG and his soul changed...

[Chaneyslops]

eddie murphy is fucking funny. no matter how many times I see this show, still cracks me up

[saznrai]

Goddamnit Eddie can talk... he talked nonstop for like 70 fucking minutes!!! Damn!

That bear and the rabbit joke was so fuckin awesome... I laughed for like 30mins.. just remembering it time to time..

goddamn Eddie is fuckin funny!

If theres a ghost in the house, get the fuck out!! Golden!

Awesome... I knew this man is a lot funnier than other comedians that keep on doing stand ups... just by looking at his characters and his way of acting in movies... Awesome!....

[TheRedMalice]

Anybody got cable?

[afrothun18]

What's the name of the movie at the end that Eddie talking about the white ppl and the ghost?

[ochoastl]

@afrothun18 Poltergeist.

[Lordmij]

"Anybody got cable?" WTF.......ahhh the 80's

[dmedicFF]

"anybody got cable?"......wow this was a LONG time ago....

[Jra9008]

THE NEGROS DICKS ARE COMING TO GET ME MOM!!!

[FA9082]

Why dont white people just get the fuck out the house?!?

[FA9082]

Why dont white people just get the fuck out of house?!?

[nsam]

He's 22 here?! Oldest looking 22 yr old I've ever seen!

[tias88]

@nsam Gotta agree with ya there.. Im 22 and i dont look anything like that.. Partly because im not black but still

[Judaddy1]

This and RAW are two of the best standups of all time

[Kaniac424]

I'm Mr T. and I'll rip your cock off with my ass.

[fallen250]

you must be some horny motherfucker to fuck a green bitch

[shawty259302]

he said well Eddie did u try to save your daughter. yeah man i changed the channel s-ht didn't work lmao Eddie Murphy

[MrPiroshii]

3:47-4:02

The first time I heard this, I almost had a heart attack, I was laughing so hard!

[scd2317]

thats funny eddie said if their's ghosts in a house leave. even if your loved ones are their and he was in a ghost movie and rescued his family

[PuppyXz]

A NEGRO'S DICK IS GUNNA COME AND GET ME MOM!

[sexyladyliyah10]

i wonder if those kids told that joke at school i would have

[lizzfrmhon]

who the F brought little kids ti this show??!! hahahaha fked up parents. This was the 80s I guess.

[Ad3m08]

he sold out man

[nzephier]

deh haakkemelin eh hockelmn *snort*

[RheeTec]

ya i a man , i turn the channel , the shit didnt work so i got the fuck out llllloooollll

[Bxracers]

this niggas a beast

[ForeverPassionate]

Lmao, its funny how eddie talks about hunted houses, and stars in a movie about haunted houses. And then talks about those big black mommas, and is a black momma in norbit. Hahaha.

[LibraInsanity]

. . . " Get Out "

To bad we can't stay baby

[CommendatoreAndolini]

From this shit to Norbit... man, Eddie used to be cool.

[mmmli1]

what a legend ! one word wow! plz eddie come back to stand up for one more time

[chadgibb]

The shit worked last week motherfucker. lol.

[musicalman1995]

he's a great singer!

[SmokenRocker]

i remember when i first got my cable i was the first one on the block man it was so damn expinsive that time the remote control it self cost like 50 dollars. and now it just cost 3 or 4 dollars

[SPAINole3]

jajajaja on spanish me hizo reir lol

[Hashfiend23]

hahaha. this is prime. so much better before his ego kicked in.

[tigerlaser]

this is art

[HohenemsRage]

LOL "Anybody got cable?" Wow...I remember the day I got cable.

[tikygrl86]

chappelle is the new murphy!

[pandora014]

@tikygrl86 cheppelle is gone man lol....

[trojan2015]

@tikygrl86 i agree

[NickTerra1]

Gilbert Gottfried ended up stealing the joke of the bear and the rabbit.

[Maria29493]

I remember my dad told me that joke about the bear and the rabbit when I was little.

[Mr0btuse]

3.45  epiiiic

[Bannon031]

eddie murphy....the funniest comedy show EVER...funnier than red fox, richard pryar all rolled into one....

[BASMAAAH]

what he said its not arabic at all loool it sounds pig noise

lol

[NYJayC]

LMAO, poor rabbit. thx for posting. Funny stuff. This was before I was even born.

[hinata750]

@NYJayC really thats so inteeresting lol

[froobcakes]

i would love to be there. but i was like 14 years or soaway from being born lol

[Hrko1992]

one said he was 9 and the other one i didnt understand :P

[porn1978]

why would anyone bring their kids there..dumb fucks for panrents.

[snoOopy462]

sorry your kinda dumb, since this is like from the 1980's and the haunted mansion is from the 200's

[MultiMidnightToker]

its funny how he's talking about people never leaving a haunted house when a few years ago he was in the haunted mansion

[nikolonian]

thanks for posting the whole show!!

[biglaura4trill]

a bear and a rabbit were takeing a shit in the woods the bear turns to the rabbit and says "excuse me do you have problems with shit stickin to your fur ?" the rabbit said "no" and so the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit!!!! LMFAO...eddie murphy

[LpJunior537]

@biglaura4trill i just saw a card in spencers gifts with the same exact thing on it

[Wolfwood2442]

@biglaura4trill Oh thanks i didnt hear him say the joke...good thing you wrote it in the comments!....

[bullsjewells24]

@biglaura4trill white people screwin up his jokes

[LadiiPreciious]

LMAOOO omgg.. hes JOKES!

[TheBlackDimondz]

no eddie murphy is not dead

[pat4k]

@farhancpa wtf no...

[AngelofMuerte]

@farhancpa

Damn are u stupid ?!?!?!? how could u say that Eddie Murphy is dead motherfucker ?!?!!??!

[ledzeprulz]

no he's not dead, but his jokes are since he stopped stand up. this shit is golden, now he does stupid kid shows...

[chokoboy5578]

@ledzeprulz eddie murphy is a old man now he cant be doing the same stand up (if he came back to stand up) or the same movies he did in his 20's now that hes in his 40's then people would be saying eddie needs to grow the fuck up that stuff is not cool when your in your 40's plus he has kids now so its great he doesnt do the same stuff anymore but cant lie young eddie is funnier

[Thesolaremperor]

@ledzeprulz WHO THE HELL SAID HE'S.

[Fsolius]

@ledzeprulz hes getting older he doesnt have to impress anbody anymore.... he has more money then he needs

[MrJohnnyYves]

@ledzeprulz You can't really blame him though for thinking about his kids and wanting to entertain them and kids of their age. I guess that's his way of being in the business and be a good father/rolemodel at the same time. I say good for him.

[TheSteelersrock1010]

@MrJohnnyYves back at this time Eddie Murphy had no kids now he does so i think he new he had to clean up his act for his kids and like u said be a good father and be a good rolemodel for his kids so thats a real man he new when it was time to get out of stand up and do cleaner stuff for his kids and other kids that watched him ..and even tho hes clean now he is still funny he dont got to be dirty to be funny

[Miracle490d]

@ledzeprulz You have a point. I like his movies, BUT He doesn't put out his full potential. He's a great impersonator. You don't hear that anymore. Robin Williams at least uses his voice in cartoons, "Alladin." Eddie doesn't in his cartoon, "Mulan." And Eddie kicks Robin's ASS in authentic impersonations!!! Robin is just silly. But nobody would know that today. I forgot how good he was!!!!

[rs4ty44rth]

@ledzeprulz "this shit is golden"....roffle

[soulstealer3]

He laughs like me at 4:16

[22777777]

0:25 :)) =))

[0ligarch]

eddie's laugh killed me..hehhehhee