The Obama Transition! gnooze November 24, 2008

[asands123]

GOVT IN EXILE IN FOGGT BOTTOM..id be apart of that

[Tabooga65]

The Mass media is not about news but about propaganda.

[redbrest]

Excellent job Marta 2:15 Ha ! Best news cast around

[JagOnDaRoad]

You look like an age progression(only a few years) of my daughter. Can't help but think you're funny. BUT, you're spot on! 10 seconds of news with 30 minutes of speculation, opinion, all to support multi-million dollar anchors. And, gee, why not bail out a manufacturer over an embezzler..errr...banker. Keep it going, chic.

[CarlAndersonBiach]

i liked this video :)

this video was good Uq

[jwlnler]

Good point on people speculating on Hillary Clinton as Secretary of State..... It would've made more sense to have covered the turmoil in Zimbabwe, or the coalition that almost got into power in Canada. I love your satire, so i'll just paying attention to it!

[asarapi]

I found love first so back off and take a number. ;-)

[LastStand89]

I want to bang Karen Quinn

[justinv3]

I just found love.

[stargirlsusan]

GO MATRTA!!

GREAT VIDS

[jx14aby]

Marta, really really great video!

[raoulhery]

you have to make this a daily show not a ...

[NewsGuy2008]

Last week was rough?

[BLESSEDone333]

hey girlie it's a new week! we need a new vid from you - come on now=== I'm serious - I need my gnooze fix cause the real news bites!

[xawto]

i like your style in the way you talk:)

[sommarti]

Fortunately I can play harmonica a little better but for the rest, this girl distroys me:-)

[dsmoya31410]

I think Hillary Clinton is lobbying for the Sec of State job.

[DookofHDP]

I like when you talk about the media -- especially when you diss 'em. :)

[Clazgar]

- hold your breath and copy this

- then post it to another video without letting out your breath.

- if you can do this your a great kisser!

[ihavebeenawakened]

Hey Marta, lets hear about BO's birth certificate and Kenyan birth. What will happen when Supreme Court rules on this Dec. 1st. Did you know about this?!

[peterscottfrost]

Dude A: Hey man, you gotta watch this video. Marta sings the blues.

Dude B: Whoa, really? Does she have a group? What's it called?

Dude A: Uh, I think it's called Citi. Citigroup..... or somethin'. But it's just her..... in the group.

Dude B: Cool. I gotta see that.

Marta (after reading this comment): I hate this!

[Jerricho68]

Jimmy Carter II. Anyone would be better then Madeline Albright or Darth Reno. CitiBank is owned by the Saudis. Good riddance. Great commentary on credit company bailouts. They provide no service. They loan people money so they can buy things that they don't need and can't afford.

[intrascoobz]

Vinegar pie & thought thinking possibilities? Sounds like a pee yew kinda pie just like their "public relations" buncha nuthin' huh? Try it, it's sweet even if it sounds like it well y'kno!, Try It: 1 c sugar, 1/3 c flour, 1/4 c vinegar, 11/4 c water, 1/2 tsp salt.~mix together & pour into baked pieshell, dot with butter, sprinkle bit o nutmeg & cinnamon~bake 1 hour 5 minutes. Great warm or cold. Curiosity got me to try something new~what a cool experience! Thought thinking expands possibilites

[elynittria]

I loved the begging bum bankers. That sums them up

[SGDeGalvez]

Good stuff!!

[djmixmind]

This girl is so cute :)

[birhan2006]

HI Gnooze, I need your number. I have something to tell.

[seanpdaly]

Is that a unicorn??

[larryhoganandthesuga]

Marta you are obviously a very intelligent girl with a good understanding of several important issues. But the Mallory (Justine Bateman) impression is perhaps getting a little tired.

[ZachsMind]

For those playing Gnooze The Drinking Game, I only counted two shots on this one. She did the Bush impersonation, and apologized at the end. Dry week. Gonna miss that Bush impersonation, but not gonna mish that Bush.

Awesome "I Hate This" this week. Very cool. I'm surprised we can't catch the big news networks reporting speculation as news more often. I stopped watching big news networks years ago myself. I prefer my news more gnoozy. I also have a short attention ...ooh look something shiny!

[LuminaChannel]

Always fun to watch your videos. Best way to stay informed actually.

[conspiracy777]

Marta I would like to congratulate you on getting the scoop on the scoop on the speculation.

Keep up the good work!

[chena3]

love the busshie ...

funnie girl...

[FriedDaisy]

Marta, I'm gonna miss your GWB impression. . .

Maybe, just maybe, you'll be able to resurrect it when he's tired by in the international courts for war crimes.

I've got my fingers crossed!

[MBRHIndustries]

Thank you for pointing out that congratulations for scooping a speculation is a huge waste of fucking time.

[jamminjago]

gotta love what a hard ass the govt was being with the big three, but then overnight all of a sudden we own citibank? Im gonna call my credit card and tell them we're even now.

[patriciaredstone]

Great work.

[kong19hong]

angry Marta is scary!

[sasipse]

yes indid

[vocawhiz]

love your style! If we don't laugh...we might drown in our tears..and let's not give them the satisfaction! (anyone else besides me with ADD out there....makes times like these really, really fun and exciting...bring on the stimulation!)

[HARRAS98]

missed you.

mikeintexas

[hollywoodartchick]

Oh god, yeah, I had that "speculation as news" nonsense. Mitchell has been a professional long enough to know better.

"Help America by making debt" ha ha - yeah, strange priorities. Can't believe they get our money and still get to charge 29.99% on our credit cards. Shouldn't they be paying US interest???

[Rosetteismyname]

that was good...speculation...I think that they were speculating on Hillary b/c the media wanted her to win, but they created a fight in the primaries that wasn't there and by the time they wanted to change course, it was too late, momentum for Obama picked up and they couldn't get the public to side with them anymore on Hillary

[mike8494]

***** for you Marta :-) Mike

[juliustx]

this is the best ever...made me laugh!!!!

[spacebroom]

Best ever, Marta.

[OrangeWood]

I liked the old intro too -- amusing and funny.

But Marta is nevertheless good as usual.

[Aaroncast86]

Please bring back the old Gnooze intro.

[popcornceilings]

please please please.

Good episode, I liked it.

[mrurtbay]

"These gentlemen make plastic cards and junk mail" - LOL !!!

[Loreki]

I think the transition team might be up to something fairly evil or contaversial behind the scenes. They know that any Clinton/Obama story automatically eclipses all others and that even a casual mention of the possibility will distract the media for about 5 days.

The real question is then, what are they up to that's so evil? Especially as Obama has no formal power as yet

[misterstogy]

00.57 - 02.15 was the best part - this is the Martha I like to see. The real one! I like it when you editorialize the most!

[AlterEgoTrip]

you are so cool!! and yeah.. thats cool with the journalists all high fiving each other.. I hate that too!!

:)

[krsnapunk]

I Love that cute! Pony T shirt

you shut try more that stile

[D9magestic]

Bush isn't going to his ranch he is going to South America something to do with no expedition laws for when the shit really hits the fan.

[WileyCoyote69]

Ha! Love how you got all "emo" in the middle of the episode, Marta.

And we should start a countdown for the number of days left that Marta can do a Bushie impression.

[tak178]

The mainstream media excels at doing stupid things...Chris Matthews is at the top of the heap.

[maximumvalues]

of course the economy cant get worse. please, it will be better when everyone is out of work. no more having to commute. the plan: people cant pay debts? give the bank more money.... give the bank your tax money! then they can lend your tax money back to you at 5% and you can owe them and also be on the hook for the government debt. they lend your money to the bank and they lend your money to you and you pay the interest on both..great idea!

[Zarbod]

That's quite a scoop you got there Marta! Bravo. (High five)

[youyou2btoo]

one of the best gnoozes. marta's been hiding a deeper level of performance from us~

bushie's gonna grow a beard and wander mexico because america will never forget his incompetence :) and to think how long he's going to live - may medicine help him live to be 140!

[morelshaman]

C'Mon man - NO CORPORATIONS NEED BAILOUTS.

We either have a FREE MARKET or a CONTROLLED ECONOMY. In a F.M. businesses FAIL when their liabilities are greater than their assets.

Arguments can be made for projected figures, but these should not affect a company becoming insolvent - rather, projections should be used to encourage potential investors in investing.

Bush would be such a joke if he didn't have the possibility of still being dangerous;(

[Dog480]

Government is SO much fun.

[HaleyMary]

Looks like the gnooze just got mikmad again.

[700eyesonly007]

omgosh, loved this one marta! 5 *

[mikma]

mikma was here

[LTBL88]

Did you used to watch clarissa explains it all? this reminds me of it in a good way lol

[OHT53]

No way is Bush gonna wear a poncho at his Crawford ranch one of his redneck neighbors may think he's a Mexican and shoot him.

[Writious]

good song!

[rain8a]

you don't need to explain yourself to anyone marta. you're busy ppl should know that :)

[qantmrckr]

lol.. great stuff Marta.. especially how you covered the Citibank "bailout".

[yellowfluff]

you are awesome. love the hiliary rant girlfriend

[digamejh]

Thanks for an extra-long & funny episode and, yes, the shirt rocks.

[chena3]

funnie girl ...

thanx

[thoxbui]

It's the Gnooze Blooze! Blow that harp, Marta! Sonny Boy Williamson ain't got nothing on her.

[vdubs4life1964]

awesome!

[shockolanu]

Te part with the poncho is like in "The Good the Bad and the Ugly". Bush is the good. He got all the money and split. Hehehe. I bet Bush loves old western movies...

[captainspaulding17]

i wish my girlfriend was politically aware and hilariously sarcastic like Marta. instead of a whiny stripper

[bailily]

He was born in Honolulu.

[Squirelbutt]

LOL...Too bad mainstream media doesnt tell it like you Marta. I'd might watch it then.. ^^)

[dmlvng]

"Speculation". EXACTLY They should go ahead and change the name. We could hear "speculation breaks" and "speculation at 11"

[abotero1]

Marta, everytime you more famous and better, I love to see someone who hates like me the gossip media... Love as ever.

PD: The wether in Bogotá-Colombia is terrible!!! Besos!

[daddysevenpointfiver]

hahaha! Hey marta, cover some juicy stuff like RFID and Nafta Super Hiway!

[bubblesonwater]

Great news! Love the shirt. You can be our harmonica player if ya want. Come to our page and check out our groovy song DingleBerries!!! It's in dire need of a harmonica part ;o)

[albinwonderland]

Marta your shirt rocks this week ! hahah

'WHY ARE YOU CONGRATULATING EACH OTHER ON REPORTING SPECULATION !!'

so funny !

[jaygatsbylive]

Chris Mathews is a biased retard who cares nothing about actual news.

[darkkittycry]

junk mail..lol

[UsedCassetteTape]

Bush looks like a wizard in his charming green poncho. Perhaps thats why hes so stupid, magic spell switched his brain with a piece of cheese.

[SonomaDave1]

Marta, Marta, Marta! Just when I think you couldn't be any funnier, you just jump the dang fence of haha! You have the skill to make it sound like you are making it up as you go and yet it must be totally (or almost so) scripted. Your man knows how to write for you apparently. Or else you do it?

[holobot]

nice vid

[SothisAmon]

Do i get the suspicion you dont like hillary?

I'd have loved to have overheard the conversation where she coldly explained to bill that she didnt give a shit about anything he did and explained her master plan... im pretty sure that happened, was just how she keeps smiling no matter, and hers isnt even a fake smile like both blairs had it was worse, just a scary sadist smile.

Hillary makes pinhead cower.

Lovely to see you back :)

[pukaman2000]

Marta, I didn't see you on Utube live. What is up with that?

[randyhelzerman]

Wow, the lady can do the blues harmonica....

[chelsithomas]

I love it! You hit all the nails on their heads!

ROFL!

[MallyVision]

Yea man, last week was really crazy. I'm glad it's over.

[mindprism]

If we give tickets for reckless driving then how come no fines for when you crash and burn the whole damn economy?

Answer: Cuz we dere bish

[inmendham]

Sounding a little Ga-newsy... maybe some swearing soon;)

[Daliwolf]

Good one Marta :) What happened last week?!? Cough! How about that random weather event?

[1000You2b0001]

I can't think of anything funny to say 'cuz you already said it for me. Thanks!

[audadvnc]

Marta, Faux News just dumped their one Lib'ral reporter - maybe you could take up the slack! More fair and more balanced here!

[djbuck1]

This was already one of your All Time Best Episodes.  When the harmonica came out, you just reached a whole new level. :-D

[TandEeesDad]

Bunch of pooper scoopers.

[maryflt]

when'd you get partner?

anyways, yay! i lovee gnooze and marta!!

:)

[mysticfm]

First stream of consciousness comment in a week (hehe):

1) Policewoman Marta! Either those sunglasses are monstrous, or you're tiny.

2) Bush has joined the Mudflap Choir? Oh wait, those are ponchos ... which isn't much better, really.

3) I haven't used "incongruent" enough lately. Thanks for the reminder. :)

4) Blueswoman Marta! I could even hear the wow and flutter of the old, warped 33 rpm vinyl album. Or wait ... maybe it was Old West Convict Marta instead?

[chimera15]

Don't be a grown-up, grownups are evil.  Nice t-shirts. lol

[whatagame5]

great episode, gnooze. I hate it when reporters take credit for nothing too.

[vertigate]

Haha Wall Street News (burning money). Good one. And yea HRC reporting is always annoying, but she feeds it too, always making a big circus, drawing stuff out. I'm glad they mostly sequestered her from the economic dealings with that Sec of State position. Right now that's where she'll get to mess up the least.

[airborne373]

Obama cannot save you. Did you know Obama attended the Bilderburg meeting held in Reston VA in June and Bohemian Grove in July?

Google both Bilderburger and Bohemian Grove.

[piratakamrata]

Google it..

Unless you're a chicken!

[olecodjur]

I hope you don't get tired of me telling you how funny you are.... cause I'm do'in it again.

[metalpsalm]

Hair-larious as always!

[wildbill1911A1]

welcome back. It's safe to visit my channel now, as i won't be running for a five more days, so no goofy "bill gets fit running" videos. How about the movie review I did, or the video of breakfast with my son? That's interesting. eh?

[kevon2000]

"hey economy knock it off already" lol

[lalazeimalala]

the weathers going pretty chill in southern california. : )

hahaha. talking about the weather always works.

exactly! they seem to ALWAYS talk about hilary. man it was so annoying. There are way more other things to talk about.