Comedian Pete Holmes on the Food Network

[KnottyByNatureTreeCo]

You've won over yet another fan! Liked ya since I heard you on The Longshot pod, you're hilarious, please tour Texas!

[darthDew22]

i'm 19 years old and i can finally stop pretending to like the museum. Thanks pete holmes!!

[foodparadisetv]

Wow! Look at you! This is an amazing channel! Also truly fun!! Let's stay in touch. Visit me sometimes!

[peteholmes]

the song is al green, so tired of being alone. it only took me eight years to reply. sorry!

[Planeswalker13]

love the comedian

the title of the video is syntactically misleading :P

[FroIsPower]

"The phonebook" line was delivered right when I was eating something. Best, most hilarious way to almost die.

[95Ingy]

What song is this?

[95Ingy]

What's the song?

[TheEnd152]

First comment in 8 months! YAY!

[YoBlrr]

what is the song at the end

[YoBlrr]

kkk

[YoBlrr]

this bloke is mad

[chelseafan22]

the word is 'hyperbolic', pete. 

[10INTM]

@chelseafan22 "Hyperbolous" is a real word and it was also the right word to use because he was using an adjective.

[polishpunk911]

we're making sammies with sunshine and unicorn hair and--SON OF A BITCH!!

LMAO

[panicing4patd]

Lmao when he was talking about Rachel Ray.

[crewdude1]

hahahaha love it!!

[mickeym3773]

3, 4, put in all the butter you have.

[jadeknudson]

i love this guy he really is the bees herpes

[yakkahDotCom]

I liked this video, thank you.

[TheCarteryoung]

use a phonebook!! lol love it!

[anarchy916]

funny nigga

[TheJohannuh]

lol if you dont have pork, just use a phonebook

[MarcoArsenault]

You're funny sir.

[persianlad]

I love Rachel ray she's freaken awesome! nice skit!

[bluesaco]

I remember this kid from church some 15 years ago....weird...

[dbige23]

that new show with the mexican chick is like a porno.

[ePhilosopher]

Bourdain the phuck out of me

[djm6402]

I saw you at Bill Paterson.

[PJSparkle]

I have said the EXACT same thing about Giada! LOL

[kurnugi4]

I love it.

[bernicefan]

hilarious!! xD xD

[thedrunkmime]

I've seen rachel ray cut herself a number of times. she just go's to commercial and when she comes back surprise band aid on her finger.

Funny stuff

[Tytal]

If Bobby Flay even ranked a mention by you (thank you for not mentioning him, by the way), he'd probably just sit there with that smug-covered-in-chili-powder look of his. Loved this bit. Very funny, mate.

[Stcoty]

I think all the Food Network stars would love to see this! I know and love 'em all and they'd just die laughing!

[Morganista]

I just died laughing. It was a good way to go.