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  • Omg blewy my dick off

  • Omg blows my dick off

  • Juggernog... Juggernog... Juggernog... Juggernog... Juggernog... 

  • once i was stupid and on pack a bunch i bout it and i never got back my weapon because i was stupid and thought i still had it

  • Lol, he got no Jugger nog, and he got to round 16

  • Stop saying he is a moron. This is prob hes first time playing zombies in a while. And he got pretty far for a ''moron''

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  • good play, but why didnt u get jougernaut (i no i spelled it wrong whatever) or speed cola, and btw if the scientist steals ur weapon, u can take another weapon and u then have 2 weapons. and the pack a punch (not the "machine") does not decrease acuracy, all it does is increase ammo and damage

  • You're so F in awesome!!!!!!!!!

    d^.^b

  • this guy is a fucking moron

  • u suck

  • Pfffffft hahaha. Triple punch a weapon. That was cute.

  • dont ever change it? wat if u have winters howl and that and then u get a ray gun, wat u gunna do?

  • really, pack a punching it more than once? do u know anything about zombies?

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  • I havve a question. Is the tech a zombie? because i dont think if he was human he would be against u...

  • triple punched? you only pack a punch it once. stick to multiplayer man.

  • i survived 22 rounds. check on psn

  • platinum hell yeea after one week of the game

  • dindooi ur a dumbass u can kill the scientist

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  • Jesus christ get juggernaut

  • okay, okay... number one, that is the "five" not the "kind der toten".

    number two, even if this was the nazi level, it would be "kino der toten" and not "kind".

    and last but not least, no, you can't kill the doctor because he's pretty much invicible.

  • @dendoiii you can kill him, but its hard

  • @dendoiii I AGREE BUT BYH I KILLED THE SCIENTIST

  • @dendoiii That's what I said but on the screen it's kind of hard to distiguish "KIND" and "KINO"

  • wait i dont understand the guy who steals ur weapon could someone clarify for me???

  • @Wyattisaspaz Basicaly on every zombies map there are two different kinds of enemies: zombies and special enemies that come every couple levels. On Kino Der Toten it's hellhounds. In Ascension it's space monkeys. In "FIVE" it's the single Pentagon thief who steals your weopon and runs away

  • cool, got to prestige15 by gettn the latest tools here:) callofduty-online-cheats(d0t)t­k

  • This guys pretty good for a noob

  • Pause at 0:00 press the up and left key at the same time.

    Thumbs up if you playes snake XD

  • You can only put your gun in the pack a punch once

  • Give the guy a break, your not on Machinima getting this many views this quickly...

  • wow i only can get to round 10 IF ill lucky and with 3 other people. I STINK AT ZOMBIES! :(

  • @jordand8148 no worries,

    lets go online ill get you at least lvl 20.

  • @jordand8148 lol same my friend same but me and my friend get to like 16 usually 

  • @jordand8148 if yu have a ps3 add me cino_brac97

  • if you kills the scientist you get you gun back

  • "get the big machine gun, it just mows em down..." dude.. learn..... its called the hk21...... and its not the double punch, its pack a puch... and u cant pack something twice buddy...gtfo..

  • GUYS WATCH XCALIZORZ GUIDE FOR "FIVE", HE ACTUALLY UNDERSTANDS ZOMBIES AND TEACHES YOU HOW TO GET TO 40 THE RIGHT WAY!!!!

  • dude this guy really sucks because if he was a pro zombie player he would have goddam jug dumb shit

  • its great

    

  • i thought you couldnt pack a punch something twice???

  • hey guys i made it to round 80 solo and 75 online for kino and i am on the top 5 for the leaderboards. My vids should make you a zombie pro. let me know what you guys think and pass this comment on.

  • What the Fuck is he talking about? He is so stupid that he didn't even grab juggernog or speed cola!

  • he honestly has no idea what he is talking about does he?

  • @dave212kill Haha.. fine. If you wanna live life with with meaningless hatred toward someone you've never met before, and are basing it off of a video you've seen on youtube. So be it. Enjoy your lonely life.

  • @AmIFamizz My points irrelevant how? Is he not playing zombies? Cuz I'm pretty sure he is.

  • @dave212kill Obviously, I'm not the hater.. -_-. Have you read the other comments. I'm just trying to help out a guy who's just trying to get along without all these people spraying meaningless bullshit at him. I'm not a huge fan.. not really at all a fan, but seriously, this is ridiculous.

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  • what happens when you doube pack a punch??

  • @JuRrYy55 i didnt even know you could double pack-a-punch

  • Do u know any thing about zombies

    Killstreaks?

  • @HPoodley their the things that say speed cola or quick revive

  • Do you know nothing about zombies? I hate the people who joined zombies during black ops, because they dont know shit about the game, look at this guy! HE thinks that one can get KILLSTREAKS on zombies, and that is what drops the power ups, and he thinks that you can pack a punch more than once! He didnt even try to kill the pentagon thief! This guy doesnt know SHIT about this game... xD machinima is fail for hiring this guy, and why didnt he get any perks besides quick revive?

  • @Onevsamillion actually ur the fail i love how people like you cry and complain about a game when your facing computers do you think you are a zombie pro is that going to get you anywhere noooo he is just showing his ways to play people have there own strategies if you think yours are better then use yours and quit crying

  • @ImaBull2010 ...me? pro? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!! THATS THE GREATEST JOKE EVER!!!! TRUST me, I HATE, DETEST, ABHOR, and DESPISE people who think that they are the best at any and everything... All im saying is this guy isnt exactly giving the right information, for a "basic guide" he says that one can pack a punch TWICE, you sorta cant :/ and he doesnt even get perks! (besides quick revive) and he thinks killstreaks count in zombies... LOL FAIL, and so are you for defending him... so yeah..

  • @Onevsamillion ok did you ever come to think he could be messing around just to get people mad like you and what he meant by pack a punch more of his guns is because he had so much money

  • @ImaBull2010 ...well if hes a part of MACHINIMA and is creating a BASIC GUIDE FOR FUCKING ZOMBIES, he shouldnt give false information, its not really a guide, he doesnt know shit about zombie mode... Get someone in there who does

  • l2 headshot

  • and, you dont get rewards from killstreaks, some zombies just hold them ...

  • the HK is newb, you were just at level 10

  • Wow this is the worst strategy guide i've ever seen. He doesn't even know the basic concepts. Machinima is going down the tubes putting useless videos up. This guy doesn't even know you can follow the guy and try to kill him to get your guns back. He wasn't even smart enough to buy juggernaut.

  • Wow this is the worst strategy guide i've ever seen. He doesn't even know the basic concepts. Machinima is going down the tubes putting useless videos up. This guy doesn't even know you can follow the guy and try to kill him to get your guns back.

  • Wait so this guy works for Machinima, though he didn't know you can't pack a punch a gun more than once, and he had 'so many points' that he didn't buy juggernaut?

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  • You never took any drinks expect quick revive, used shitty tactics that only work on round 10 and you claimed you can pack a punch guns when they're already pack a punched. I'm sorry but this isn't even enough for a basic guide.

  • once ur past round 22, it gets sooooooooooo much harder. i've only gotten to 25

  • you talk about that mp5 the hole time why dont you marry it

  • @fnyambe that was fucking lame....

  • @MrCrumbledCookie ya i bet your the coolest guy on youtube

  • u can only pack a punch a gun 1 time

  • You didn't even buy juggernaut!

  • You know everyone here is a douche, their all calling this guy and idiot and such. I didn't know how to turn on the power till after watching these videos so can all of you shut the fuck up and stop being all bitchy!

  • @thetonithion if u didnt know how 2 turn the power in till now ur retarded

  • @le96 this is my first cod game so shut up dickface

  • i pack a punched both the hk and the rpk and it was great,

  • pack a punch pistol

  • TIP--- If you kill the scientist before he takes your gun you get a special drop which gives you a chance to have a 10 point upgrade much like the sale drop but im not sure if you have to have the defcons up or not

    6 shotgun rounds should do it

  • then maybe i should be the one doing this commentary and not this guy who has no idea what he talkin about. id rather give people accurate advice then bs and i would like 30k views

  • this guy sounds like sam flynn. no joke. (tron legacy) 

  • Learn your facts before you make a guide...

  • you cant packa punch more than once :P

    you really need to read up on this sort of stuff before you release a guide for it

  • when the thief comes, i try my best to kill that b****, especially when he takes my gun. I CHASE THAT B**** DOWN!!!!!!!

  • Are u retarted?

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  • HK21 IS BEAST!

  • Double, or even triple pack-a-punch

    No need of juggernog

    max ammo reloads your gun

    elevator

    have you ever played zombies before?

  • I only like zombies on cod, online is really shit

  • @WhackyJonathan13 dont do drugs

  • This guy lost all credibility when he was camping in the elevator without Juggernog. Infact, even with Juggernog you shouldn't be camping in that lift

  • what happed on this vid? bad spawn or glitch?

    youtube.com/watch?v=Ae_imFF1p8­c

  • This was poorly put together.....

  • First off DON'T camp in the lift as you'll just die, second buy juggornog, third get the winters howl gun, fourth open up the debris and run round slowly avoiding being hit, fifth get the other perks(personally I don't get doubletap) if you have 4 people camp in the pack a punch room

  • if people wanted a guide they would watch someone like xcalizorz or blametruth who actually know something about zombies.

  • @diiiimmaa Yes I Know

  • @aaronjoyce lol am fucking around

  • BUY JUGGERNOG!!!!

  • You can only pack-a-punch a gun once...

  • how the fuck did this guy get on machinima!?

  • So how many round did you get threw without dying. (I'm asking the viewers.)

  • fist ur a cool guy, but u dont jack shit about zombies stop posting vids

  • Yaaaa... sure, don't packapunch the big machine gun thing. It's harder to aim at the zombies right in front of you when it's UPGRADED.

  • This guy is a retard. First of all you can only upgrade a weapon once, if you kill the doctor thief you get your gun back if he stole it

  • Your an idiot. My 10 year old cousin could have given a better 'guide' to surviving zombies.

  • SpringySkillets ----- go to the channel

  • you do know that if you kill him you get your gun back >.>

    

  • can you even pack a punch a gun twice?

  • what is this? LEFT 4 DEAD in a slower version?

    hahaha 

  • Dude, you need to buy more perks!!

  • ok this guy should stop trying to act like he knows zombies just stick to multiplayer cause he doesn't know zombies for anything

    I'm not saying its not hard to do well in five but he just doesn't know the names of the stuff!

    personally I think zombie players are different from multiplayer players. I'm not saying you can't be good at both, but don't pretend you do know zombies when all you know about the game is multiplayer

  • Lol machinima considers this postworthy? Kids need to learn there way aroubd a zombie or two much??

  • I liked the video, but I'm pretty sure u can only packapunch something once.....

  • and its called pack a punch not change

  • you complained about the the box being to slow, you only had one weapon why didnt you take the pistol and went agin you would have got atleast 3 goes

  • Why do u all whine about his tactics ? Its a singleplayer = fuck i can do shit however i want. Tactics might be bad or good, but the final goal is to get shit done and he got shit done and thats what counts.

  • Something weird happened to my friend. The others and I died, and he was last left. whenever he closed and opened the elevator the little girl would laugh. This was round 15 or 16 btw. Any idea what happened?

  • too bad the HK only is effective til like what level 17? even with pack a punch, it starts losing power. this gameplay was also not a good tactic way either, no perks or anything and with only two light machine guns? gotta use more common sense...

  • juggernaught?

  • Really bad tactics. You also didn't get any other perks. Why? who knows.

    But backing into a corner by yourself is not a good strat.

    However you lasted a while with this weird set up so well done.

  • well i dont know if i agree at all wth your tactics, but you did pretty damn well for such unconventional tactics

  • this is one of the worst games of zombies i've ever seen.

  • that gun is soooo good, but you didnt get juggernog, or slight of hand.

    i did like how you said to use the MP5K and the Defcon room.

  • where is part 2?

  • this guy is retarted, u cnt be in the elevator like that because you'll get overwhelmed in that tiny space by a group of zombies when you have to reload.

  • @nignant When you reload you close the elevator. You wont get overwhelmed. me and my friends (2) were in their for a while. Like round 15 or 16.

  • Left 4 Dead 3 xD 

  • this guy's a fucking moron

  • Honestly aside from the raygun, winters howl, and thundergun the most helpful in my honest opinion might be the Galil or the RPK. The commando just pours through ammo too fast for it to be a very useful weapon.

  • after watching this ... i found so many mistakes... not just slopyness, but strategy fails... first of all... jugger... you need it... second... you should be running the route downstairs... not going up and down... thats just stupidness :D... just go find out what nextgentactics is and watch their viddeos of "Five" =) i bet you can make it past 16 round easy

  • @xboyx16

    if u love NGT, then go fuk off cuz i say F1sT is BeAsT!

    lil bitch

  • can we shut up with the negative comments i mean we all play differently so if u cant handle that stikk the controller up ur dickhole and try to hate some more

  • where can i find pare 1 and 2 ?

  • @xboyx16 on my main page. under favs.

  • @F1sTDaCuFFs ok ty =)

  • learn about zombies before trying to give advice everything u said was wrong

  • Solo is a waste of time ive gone to round 26 with 4 friends on five.

  • also you are dumb as shit you cant pack a punch more then once

  • @Guynumber7 lol dont get so worked up over it. He said he made this video the first day he got the game so of course he may not have known. So guys stop bashing the dudes face in.

  • @Redemptioner123 but its supposed to be a "guide" but he has no idea what the hell he's talking about!

  • @EbonMaster its the first day nobody knew shit bout it maybe al the one who played WAW but nobody else

  • @Guynumber7 And you are just so cool showing your superiority in how Black Ops zombies work. What would the world do without douchebag stereotype gamers like you to make us look bad?

  • @Guynumber7 have u tried

  • @Guynumber7 wow u suck i got to lvl 37 with 3 random guys

  • @paintballisawsome suuuure.

    maybe if you run around but thats a pain in the ass just camp in pap room

  • @F1stDaCuFFs Get Shit On!

  • damn theres like a chrachter fist fight down there in the comments

  • @germangman1 It needed to be said :)

  • HOW DID HE REVIVE HIMSELF

  • @Soulem93 quick revive

  • @Soulem93 If you get quick revive in solo, you get akimbo pistol explosive ammo when your down. then you revive yourself when all the zombies are gone.

  • I didn't know that being non-retarded was a job. Pathetic and retarded, what a perfect combination, I'm sure you get all the men.

  • @F1sTDaCuFFs For fuck's sake man learn the difference between "Your" and "You're". Don't bust a vein over how angry you are either.

  • @TheFroxican thats your job. im too lazy to punctuate. kudos to you.

  • Lmao round 16? Sorry, but this isn't exactly the best strategy

  • @bicolourwaif prbly not. but, for people who never played zombies like me. its good enough hence the title basic

  • I just wanna know how great the MACHINE GUN is ?!??!?!?!?!?!