Maria's Confessions (Umineko Hell entry #4)

[Hinata8778]

loool xD

[ehsswimchick]

XDDDDDDDD god I LOST it with the YOU KNOW BOSCO?! the clip used was PERFECT for it

[hellsbloodyrose]

LOL! I should really be offended by that last joke sense I'm paranoid schizophrenic. But Its so funny!

[appleprism]

@hellsbloodyrose Take it easy and fun just as it is! That's the attitude. :D

[eclairlumiere1]

This is just hilarious! Especially the skitzo part

[primondark]

waht is the name of the real video of comedi?



[NathanRomml]

0:52

NO BATORA!!

DON'T SURRENDER!!

[wrath4444]

funny as hell

[LightningAlchemist1]

What. XDDD

[DennisReed2020]

LOL!

[HarukiMegumi]

I love how he says "Bosco" when it's Maria's turn to speak ^_^

[hotlover000000000000]

I'm schizophrenic, I AM OTHER PEOPLE aiaiaiaiaiai

Whahahahaha I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on crack! HER FACE! Whahahahahhahahaha

[padawanSarahTano]

Beato=Bosco

Nuff said

[AnimeRox52898]

what anime is this?

[Kandi172]

@AnimeRox52898

Umineko no naku koro ni. It is an gore.bloody/fantasy/mystery anime ^^

[SOADisturbed10]

who is this comedian?

[ShunBTM]

@SOADisturbed10

Thats Richard Jeni

[cherimu1992]

"I'm schizophrenic, I AM OTHER PEOPLE!"

Shannon needed to say this instead of Maria.

[RougexShadowLover]

@cherimu1992 why

[cherimu1992]

@RougexShadowLover

If I said why, it would be a spoiler.

[TheEndlessWarlock]

@cherimu1992

Then delete your comment because you spoiled the fact that Shannon has something like schizo.

[appleprism]

@TheEndlessWarlock The spoiler wasn't a spoiler till you said it. Hahahahaha.

[appleprism]

@cherimu1992 You got the point!

[BloodSonicFlux]

Bosco's an ass.

[KnownNoMore]

20 people are other people

[EmO3SaKuRa131]

"You know Busco!!">:D



[pkappa13]

@EmO3SaKuRa131 actually it's more like "YOU KNOW BUSCO?!?! O_O"



[KruegerLot]

Is it wrong I want to have a card table date just so I can creep out of my date just for the hell of it?

[TheMeatLover123]

@KruegerLot my god that would be the most amazing first date evarrrr LOL well...for yourself of course. xD

[ChristopherAngelies]

@TheMeatLover123 lol what lead up to this skit and who this comedian

[EvaPilot1]

@KruegerLot Yes. Do it anyway.

[DragonsREpic]

where the fuck did this come from? oh and by the way

whotookspaz. O rg/flash/Bosco.swf

[orrestrnden]

THEY KNW BOSCO?!

[randomenvelope]

well, if you have the original, what video did you use to dub this with? I wanna see that standup.

[SharpnelBoy]

Hey, I know Bosco!

[pikachuchu1000]

LOL

[ChickenWolfGaming]

damn*



[ChickenWolfGaming]

damb sally sounds hot! XD

[spunkypunkchick]

wHERE IS THIS FROM! I WANT TO WATCH THIS COMEDY BIT

[MrAnimepredator]

this is really GOOD!!! I like it!!!

[GentlemanAeon777]

Battler: Hello, my name is Battler and Im a detective...sorta.

Maria: Hello, Im Maria...IM A WITCH! >:3

Bat: Oook my turn, My father perverted himself from his wife to her sister when I was 12.

Mari: My dad ran away when I was born.

Bat: Mmhm, I dont like girls who have flat chests.

Mari: I dont like people who hate MAGIC.

Bat: I have an imaginary enemy wife named Beatrice

Mari: YOU KNOW BEATO?

Bat: Im a player, I must beat people

Mari: Im the witch of origins, I CREATE PEOPLE. KIHIHI

[NathanRomml]

@GentlemanAeon777

Battler: Hello, my name is Battler and Im a detective...sorta.

Maria: Hello, Im Maria...IM A WITCH! >:3

Battler:WE'VE GOT A WITCH!

(cheers): Burn her, burn her!

[demonprincessshiori]

@GentlemanAeon777 ahaha.wav

[mistersexytime]

@GentlemanAeon777 Richard Jeni is the BEEEEEEEEEEEST!!!!!!!!! :D R.I.P. ;'(

[DJRBDash]

Just to let you know, ponified this parody given the idea with this video, so eye'm giving you creds, so thanks~

[AlchemyFan101]

@DJRBDash and now your awesome~

[lovlymoney]

press 7 for bosco

[girlgarde]

Though Maria's cute as hell and makes you wanna hug her, she's also a yandere so be careful around her.....

[crypto66]

@girlgarde You could've stopped at cute. Didn't neet to add more.

[girlgarde]

@crypto66 I wish I could but you can't ignore Maria's psychotic/scary side just because it's unpleasant. Still, it DOES make her more interesting.

[crypto66]

@girlgarde Well you didn't get my joke... Damn it's hard to convey feelings in the internet... I meant that cute was enough, saying she's Yandere is just overselling it.

[ShadowSkyX]

LMFAO!

Hi my name is Sally. I'm A PSYCHO!! and Maria's rape face, made me spit soda onto my computer screen and nearly choke on the remaining soda I had started to swallow.

Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on top.

Maria: Well I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on CRACK (makes insanely evil psycho face)

damn, I nearly did it again...this shit's too good. :)

[SAM8897tengo]

I LOVE THIS LOL XDD

[sasusailee]

LOL i will be abel to laugh for a whole mounth at least after i watched this and im not lying its geting hard to breath now LOL.

[yukariminato]

cause of this video i have found an awesome anime! 8P

[TanoshiiProductions]

@queeealing

This anime, my friend, is Umineko no Naku Koro Ni!!! ^_^

[firesstem]

LMFAO when the little girl makes that face!!><

[midnavaati222]

YOU KNOW BEATRICE?? XD

[TheMeatLover123]

oh that was about the funniest thing ive seen EVERRRR

[tehtrollinator2000]

R.I.P. Richard Jeni :(

[xXFlameTheFoxXx]

this is tooooooooooooooooooo funny i almost peed my self!!!i watched it 1000 times!!!!!!

[CashemereLoco]

Oh my god, they know Bosco....

I wonder if they know Steve.

[Carma12100]

lol

[msdp]

too damn awsome xD!!!

[ChaosTK]

Jesus at the end Sally sounded like a velociraptor. O_o

[VocaloidFreakazoid]

Yes, I know Bosco.

Err, um.. I mean, we know Bosco.

[catgirlvampire1st]

YOU GUYS KNOW BOSCO TOOO?!?!

[TsukiiNoUsagii]

Yes... I Know Bosco...

[AmvMakerStudios]

that was rather amusing

[EternalBanshee]

Hello My Name is Sally, and I'm a Psycho! 0:12

My dad came out of the closet when I was 4! 0:21

I can't have an orgasm unless I'm on crack! 0:27

You know Bosco?! 0:36

Im Schizophrenic! I am other people! 0:43

[EternalBanshee]

You know BOSCO?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

[jinjoscar]

I can't have an orgasm unless im on CRACK!!! xD

[rupeizluv]

Thanks to Yashkanontrice, it can be changed now to Shannon saying this... if only for the last confession XP

[piratequeen11]

Who's the commedian?

[IluvVideogames]

@piratequeen11 Richard Jeni.

[piratequeen11]

You know Basco?! LOL!!

[bainaka]

richard jeni... first time i've heard of him and it was amazing!

[syladocutiegurl]

Me and my friends can recite this by heart. :3 I'm always Sally. AHAHAHAHA-...

[XxJessieKittehxX]

there are 2 other versions now -_-' I've been looking for the original, so I'm glad I found it~

[kiLLjoytroopers]

who is this comedian?

[sensensacona]

ok im completely convinced maria is rena's daughter

[vidaljo]

@sensensacona lol so true , does that mean rena married keichi!

[kiki902143]

I practically died XD Maria's one scary kid

[lordblacky0512]

15 ppl didn't came out of the closet when i was 4....

oh wait shi-...

[ChibiJade197]

U KNOW BOSCO?!?!? XD lmao hilarious "Mah dad came out of the closet when I was 4"

[chelseafcrocks82]

I'm schizophrenic! I AM OTHER PEOPLE! >=D

[6XzexionX6]

Beatrice in red: Bosco exists.

[Nemitta]

OMG thats was hilarious I loled till I almost fell over XD

[Android2137]

That explains why Maria's dad is absent in this series...

[13MATTallica96]

YOU KNOW BOSCO?! 8D

[kanopopo]

I cant have an orgasm unless I'm on CRACK >:)

[SSXSuperMan]

i have two questions: What is this show? What is the voice over from?

[SexynojutsuKiba]

where did you get the audio.

[eessppeenn001]

Hello, my name is Espen. I have a split personality, and who knows how many of them is psychos!?

XD (joking, if you din't get it.)

[yamisdate]

"Hello, my name is Sally... And I'm a PSYCHO!!!"

[MissPoplarLeaf]

Schizophrenia is hearing voices, but the media has popularized the idea that it's having multiple personalities. Having multiple personalities is actually called multiple personality disorder, not schizophrenia. However, people generally use the word "schizophrenia" when referring to multiple personality disorder, most likely because it sounds more interesting and requires less effort to say - four syllables instead of eleven. :) That's my theory, anyways.

In any case, I love this video. <3

[ImmoralSpawn]

@MissPoplarLeaf you're awesome. finally someone else payed attention in Psych 101

[Nighthippie]

I think ... I just had a heart attack from laughter. xD

[ToL1337]

Where'd you find the audio? I know it's Richard Jeni that did it, but the only video of Card Table Dating on YouTube has different and honestly worse audio.

[sparda74]

That...was awesome

[Angelx0fxNight]

best video i have ever seen xD

[YamiAura]

This needs to be remade so it's about Shkanon.

[TheEndlessWarlock]

I was the one who introduced Bosco to both Battler AND Maria! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH­A!!!

[mementomori39]

If any of you actually read the Visual Novel, then you should agree that Shannon should fit better at the last scene.

[Shikomaru136]

I thought schizonphrenia was when you heard voices and stuff. Multiple Personalities is when you have well... multiple personalities.

[Membrane556]

I know Bosco.

[ragnarock0100]

I AM SCHIZOPHRENIC

I AM OTHER PEOPLE!

[kittyca333]

whats skitzofranic

[Maverick52093]

@kittyca333when you have 2 or more personalities, you mostly dont know about them or deny the fact...lol kinda scary when your dating someone hot too

[TheEndlessWarlock]

@Maverick52093

I thought that was Multiplicity. Go learn more here.

h t t p :// astraeasweb . net/plural/faq . html

[iMagicalCookie]

@kittyca333 ..... *facepalm*

[nisteven]

@kittyca333 you have more then one personality. The way it works is only one will be active at a time, when that one go to sleep, the other one will come out. Plus certain things can activate, certain ones. So the person who being one of his personality certain events, could cute that one off right away. Then the other take over. When people have this condition, you could say, they have multy souls, in one body. Since each one is their own person, and will act, and be completely different.

[mljedi]

fuuny as all hell

[animeraikimxoxo]

I AM other people!

[Flyingwigs]

i cant have one unless i'm on CRACK!

[AnimeAngel5000]

where is this audio from?

[emootaku736]

I've watch this like 20 times & it STILL FUNNY XD

[xoxshadow]

who is this!!!!!!!!

[Aaerial15]

@xoxshadow  It''s Richard Jeni

[Raheth]

@Teal17ragon cool, now I get the joke :D

( on side, people who are not native english speakers can get hard time with common phrasals, even despite that this video is insanely funny)

[midori1]

What comedy skit is this from???

[feldor77]

Bosco=Beatrice

[JJE6194]

can someone tell me plz who the fuck is bosco?!

[BambiBat]

The Comedian is Richard Jeni

[TheRealVordox]

SERIOUS LOL!

[xannmax]

I AM OTHER PEOPLE :O

[belly8900]

I love bosco!! dont you maria????

[singalinger]

LMAO

[lul107]

who is this comedian!?

[RazorStormInc]

@lul107 Richard Jeni

[SuperBeyondBirthday]

ummmm, does anyone know who the comedian is?

[LightningWolfang]

"I'm neurotic, I need to see other people"

"I'm schisophrenic, I AM other people" LOL XD!!!

[Anime86Butterfly]

Richard Jeni

[trianerjef]

how is this called

[Evertide05]

11 people will be getting a visit from Bosco very, very soon.

[brunogrosu]

YOU ALL KNOW bOSCO?

[SnowyRena]

11 people don't know Bosco

[TiichiiChan]

11 people haven't met Sally

[Frerichs1962]

Ok good idead but I have one thing to ask. Who is the guy talking to this Maria? Because i have never seen any of this before.

[GothGemma]

i do not know why but this fits Maria a lot. O.O

[zomgpie1]

lol...

[littlexscreamer]

AND THAT WAS GENIUS.

[happyjoy16789]

LOL, who is the comedian?

[JesterUK2]

Maria's face at 0:32 makes me laugh so hard

[Hitomi12321]

THEY KNOW BASCO?? :O

[llRambardll]

Lolz. My comment with 221 thumb ups was so awesome that YouTube had to change it for some other comments so it wouldn't enter the Guiness World Records. KK jking.

[AnimeLovr4]

Dudness. Who is the comedian??

[LucylovesKohta]

@AnimeLovr4

I think it's Richard Jeni.

[kittyfool101]

heys whos the comidean who did this?

[NecroNikolai13]

@kittyfool101

Richard Jeni

[BluSecDeputy]

lmao

[AkatsukiFan235]

i dont get the closet joke

[SonicTrooper22]

I have an inaginary friend named Bosco

YOU KNOW BOSCO?

hahahahaha

[9876luckyGIRL1]

EvilCookieMonster0

Umineko no naku koro ni

dont watch it if u dont like graphic things, blooody crap, psychotic witches, yeaaa and mysteries, and umm murders ...

[EvilCookieMonster0]

what anime is this???? :)

[SonyaKano]

@EvilCookieMonster0 Umineko No Naku Koro Ni

[AnimeLovr4]

XDD~

I'm schyzofrenic I AM OTHER PEOPLE!! XDD~

[jpark0906]

lol at 0:16

[HerShatteredMemories]

Oh, god, man.

I memorized all the words to this. And I laugh EVERY. TIME.

[Ginglyform]

Bosco isn't imaginary, Bosco exists! Uuu uuuuu~

[zealazafront]

Love this shit.

[xXMegumiiXx]

Lol so funny xD I <33 Battler's on 0:32 xD

[ShannonThePaperBoy]

This is never not funny.