I know this vid's supposed to be about Hawke, and the silences aren't written into the script, but... Leaving an awkward silence after Merrill says just about anything can lead to pure comedic gold.
There's one in the Legacy DLC where Hawke says; "Corypheus... with a name like that he's bound to go MU HA HA HA at some point." That was the greatest sarcastic Hawke remark I've ever heard.
ya it is. see the assumption that the game makes that all the potential wardens exist. but the changing factor is the fact that duncan is at the location at that given time.
I prefer sarcastic F!Hawke, M!Hawke is a bit too theatrical and pretentious for my taste. Ah, sarcastic Hawke is so loony, totally crazy:D The boneless women comment is my most favourite so far, always makes me laugh:D
The male hawke has a different emphasis on words he uses when being humorous or sarcastic. Some I like better, some I like better with the female Hawke.
14:03
Merrill: -gasp- You're courting him!
Hawke and Fenris: -awkward silence-
I know this vid's supposed to be about Hawke, and the silences aren't written into the script, but... Leaving an awkward silence after Merrill says just about anything can lead to pure comedic gold.
Draconargentum 6 days ago
@Draconargentum I love Merril, she's so freaking naive it's kinda adorable really.
l337m4s73r 1 day ago
I prefer the male voice over of hawke in DA2 when it comes to Humour Dialog
Jamahran 1 week ago
some of the comments are the things isabela would say if hawke didn't say them :>
doodle0211 1 week ago
Hawke=medieval comedian
ARavingLooony 1 week ago
how did you get a dog? D:
xxxblizzardxkingxxx 1 week ago
@xxxblizzardxkingxxx DLC I think it's called Black Emporium..you get the dog at the very beginning and can name it and all.
doodle0211 1 week ago
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha * can't stop laughing*
oh my god!! epic funny I wish I had a friend thats that sarcastic and funny I would never be bored.
KunaiNinamory 2 weeks ago
When you add 1 and 1, you don't get 11. You get 10.
Valikdu 1 month ago
we can't all be short and bearded like your people Hodhan.
DestinyHeroShademan 1 month ago
The female Hawke are so funny! Unlike the Male who doesnt sound passionet about his jokes.
TheGodlikeDragon 1 month ago
@TheGodlikeDragon
amen, and the default female Hawke is the best looking of them all
DestinyHeroShademan 1 month ago
@DestinyHeroShademan True
TheGodlikeDragon 1 month ago
helping people and killing people are what i'm best at
i.. uh..
AllTheNamesAreFTaken 1 month ago
female hawke funny humor is the best
female shepard paragon best
katsupoi24 1 month ago
Dwarf racism LOL
E0nW0lf 2 months ago
What was that scene from at 0:45? I've never seen it or the situation. But it did make me laugh.
VillainXorXHero 2 months ago
@VillainXorXHero it's from when you go into the town with poison in the air and you have a sarcastic hawke with aveline in your party
Insomniac22100 1 month ago
"What's a mekel?" is p. funny.
iptf 2 months ago
Kinda stale compared to Mass Effects dialogue!
Splashy151 2 months ago
Aww you missed Hawke talking to herself near the end of Act 2 (after the whole Petrice thing).
Linkforlife199 2 months ago
Its.. its.. a book.
Malthria 3 months ago
6:10... Hahahaha, I love that, so funny....
TheNewKidOnThaBlock 3 months ago
lmao 5:22 - 5:34 HAHAHAHAA
scareMEneverLOL 3 months ago
LOL, Merill, you twat. :)
saygoodnightmanuel 3 months ago
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saygoodnightmanuel 3 months ago
am i the only one who likes the male Hawke voice acting better?
saygoodnightmanuel 3 months ago
2:17 and 5:25 were my favorite lines.
jelloegg 3 months ago
Loled so hard at 6:10
Dosko 3 months ago
Is there a reaction that has female hawke doing this?
Hawke talking to aveline & donnic: You...and you...hmmm?
yohsempai 3 months ago
i like your fem hawke. she is hot
TheFrostyVision 4 months ago
lol at 2:20 when Hawke is trying to trick the guard and Merill scraped it all XD
Stukovo1 4 months ago 3
1:15 - I love this facepalm *_*
Ciani93ITA 4 months ago
Sarcastic Hawke is the best XD
bladeofthetalon 4 months ago
Awww... I was hoping to see Hawke go "Are there any seats left" in one of the dialougs
Leathebluedrgon 4 months ago
Pretty late? You ass.
Dowski2882 4 months ago 4
Why you.. you... shemlen. Lmao
seonking21 5 months ago
i have never seen the conflict between aveline and isabela. maybe i have, but do you have to trigger this dialogue or is it default?
TheNova005 5 months ago
"How 'bout i shove a canary up your coal-mine" LOL after 3 playthroughs, how the hell did i miss that one. Love the banter in this game.
luckdragon88 5 months ago
WOW. She's really got a mouth on her! XD
This is too funny
holyCRAPitsGEO 5 months ago
Hawke: "Aww, so i don't have to slit my wrists and dance naked under the moonlight just to fit in?"
Anders: " I would pay to see that."
TheWardensSong 5 months ago 13
Aveline: if anyone kicks her arse, IT IS ME
abyeeve 5 months ago
lol, that was awesome, maybe I'll make a playthrough where I only pick the funny responses :)
Fallerup 5 months ago
There's one in the Legacy DLC where Hawke says; "Corypheus... with a name like that he's bound to go MU HA HA HA at some point." That was the greatest sarcastic Hawke remark I've ever heard.
Peopleman5 5 months ago 4
@Peopleman5 Fenris beats that in the new DLC.
*Hawke steps up to a giant dungpile*
Hawke: Ugh, looking for clues... >.<
Fenris: Aw, Hawke stepped in the poopy!
I was in hysterics for an hour xD DA's dialogue is just epic.
balrog0444 4 months ago 5
@balrog0444 No arguments here.
Peopleman5 4 months ago
@balrog0444 when did that happen? x'D I would die to see that. Do you know if its on youtube?
NeferAhmose 2 months ago
LOL! "Don't be silly. A dowry would only matter if you're courting him." "Merrill..." "-GASP- You're courting him!" Hawke and Fenris: -staaaaare-
goldenphoenixnaruto 5 months ago 9
But there is not realy a fire over there is it?
No merrill its a trick
OH thats wery clever then...
WE ARE UNDER ATTACK!!
I just simply love you Merrill......(DERP)
CombatGuner62 5 months ago 8
I stopped laughing at 14:54 :(
humpingbird 5 months ago 6
Don't worry. Helping people and killing people are what I'm best at.
Er. I, uh.
CroGamer002 5 months ago in playlist More videos from ddefinder 4
@CroGamer002 Should've added "not at the same time, of course!"
animeotaku307 5 months ago
@animeotaku307
lol
CroGamer002 5 months ago
what about my---dear Maker! Where did my self-righteous and pointy ears go!
rofl how do you get that scene at 5.28? that was hysterical.
cerrenes 6 months ago 83
@cerrenes Talk that particular elf while looking for Zevran.
9beatles 1 month ago
Way better than male sarcasm.
anonymous24681 6 months ago
5:31-5:34 how very eloquent
your hawke looks a lot like bethany...
Dracowrath1 7 months ago 5
Hang on, is that the same mirror from the Dalish Elf origin story from Origins???
NatalyaCousland 7 months ago
@NatalyaCousland
ya it is. see the assumption that the game makes that all the potential wardens exist. but the changing factor is the fact that duncan is at the location at that given time.
horusrage 7 months ago
lmao stupid ass merrill shes boring and has a stick up her ass in DA:O but shes pretty funny in DA2
kervin1693 7 months ago
@kervin1693
thats something i found really stange
its like a major personally change between games
LordXenocide 6 months ago
lol aveline
B3nd3kzz 7 months ago
hahahahah! Your hawke is such a prick :D
Yarnukin 7 months ago
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Yarnukin 7 months ago
lol Aveline at 0:45: ZING!
TheTrueRevan 8 months ago 54
I prefer sarcastic F!Hawke, M!Hawke is a bit too theatrical and pretentious for my taste. Ah, sarcastic Hawke is so loony, totally crazy:D The boneless women comment is my most favourite so far, always makes me laugh:D
ShadowEmpress 8 months ago
HAHAHAHA!
The male hawke has a different emphasis on words he uses when being humorous or sarcastic. Some I like better, some I like better with the female Hawke.
Either way, it's hilarious.
dragonflight2488 9 months ago 2
This is hilarious! >w< I love the mabari scenes!
AnimeFan4Eternity23 10 months ago