Explosion: The Movie

[dre5922]

This a Michael Bay movie?

[999ReaperIII]

Some kind of Whorish explosion.

[rregre]

WHISKERS NOOOOOOOOO

[SEPHIROTHJF]

That was the longest 5 seconds of my life.

[EymSmiley]

Is this Call of duty's storyline?

[YourAverageJoey]

@EymSmiley No, it's Unreal Tournament's

[Shazamilton]

little did they know it was actually the ghost of jj abrams

[RedRad1990]

It looks somebody here...

*puts on sunglasses*

blew my mind. Up.

[BIGBLUBLUR]

The name "Michael Bay" was uttered in this comment section 54 times...

...

...55. Dammit.

[plankology]

Directed by Michael bay

[MegaSoul5]

hahahaha 0:53

[dadax100]

0:53 i guess that's what you call a sexbomb :P

[Johnyboy1830]

No why did it kill General Whiskers!

[Alagremm]

1.43 minute video on any other channel - Oh, kay, thats a short one

1.43 minute video on 5secondfilms - That's so god-damn long!!!

[warinpants]

A film by Micheal Bay.

[DanAndGeoffry]

Huh.

I'd watch that movie.

[TheAdmiral]

A whorsplosion?

[PablouThePeguin]

there talking about transformers 4.

[SSSOFFBFProductions]

Directed by Wheezywaiter

[qwame100]

Shit! Somebody made a Michael Bay joke already! My life is now meaningless

[XxgrowthxspirtxX]

Directed by Michael Bay.

[dfb999999999]

lol

[sladikk]

Directed by Micheal Bay

[ThePyroLancer]

143 is the new 5 seconds

[keenfrizzle]

I used to witness explosions, but then I took an arrow to the knee...

[KyomiHaru]

Directed by Michael Bay.

[vinieboy92]

I guess his wife is a SEXBOMB

[XxTheGamerXEXx]

Michael Bay?

[DeBlaz21]

His wife must be SMOKIN' HOT!

[ps2knutz]

there are not nearly enough michael bay comments on this video.

[coolbionicle]

Directed by Michael Bay...

[studlyman40]

This seems like a movie Micheal Bay would make

[preatorzerat]

@chasedailey because cool guys, don't look at explosions

[Blarghurface]

Looks like...

*Throws sunglasses into explosion*

This joke is so overdone, that making fun of it has become overdone. *Leaps into explosion*

[lunaticial]

it make a boom

[markwhalanaus]

Even More Bayhem!

[CoDude197200]

Michael bay

[steelers2198]

im sure that wasnt 5 seconds

[blahlala15]

It seems like there has been

*puts on sunglasses*

an EXPLOSION

[NineEcho95]

@blahlala15 YYYEEEEAAAAHHHHH

[akvalanger]

@blahlala15 YEEEEAAAAAAAAHH

[BlueHawkPictures17]

Back in my day, we used to blow up an explosion into another explosion, making dual explosion.

We could have died in the explosion... That's how want to die.

[levoniksan]

Dynamite pie!

[AvsJoe]

I love the fact that a theme from a Michael Bay film was used in the background.

[Jeridiculous]

Olivia deserves an oscar for her performance

[jmr1021]

directed by Michael Bay.

[KeybladeHaven]

I liked the book better.

[InfoHQ]

Directed by Michael Bay

[Snowhunter21]

Brian's face at 0:54 always makes me laugh.

[ForerunnerConstruct]

I was about to make a Michael Bay joke, but I'm sure they've been done a million times already.

[PaulieDeMafia210]

No Michael Bay on tags?

[AnGeraldoasm]

MISTER WHISKERS, NO!

[hydraflux]

The word explosion sounds weird now.

[Dafoodmaster]

NOOOOOOOOO MR WHISKERS!!!

[Rotneybot]

0:13

Girl: IT WAS HUGE!

That's what she said!

[Gary94w]

I guess hit wife is *puts on sunglasses* 1 hot bomb shell.

Yeeeeeaaaaah!!

[ExplosiveFilms2007]

Someone from 5secondfilms really wanted to try out Action Essentials 2

[Fallout3sFinest]

i baked you a pie... oh boy what flavor?! boom

[hillj010]

SPOILER ALERT: the first explosion turns out to be the presidents wife, which then causes the second explosion!

[jin455]

directed by M.Night shyamaladingdong

[T16Akatsuki]

describes my first time having sex

[MrBadguy2008]

0:13 That's what she said...actually

[muffinsNsausage]

THIS WAS NOT 5 SECONDS. I AM VERY UPSET.

[DasGreenCow]

The Rock theme. Michael Bay movie. Good choice.

[DEMONshot666]

this movie looks ga- HOLY SHIT! *explodes in an explosion while and explosion happens behind that explosion*

[shazbot322]

MMMmmmm.... dynamite pie...

[GideonIon8]

The hell is with the standard costume designs you would see in an old movie?

[EOCB]

but Dynamite is Swedish, not American....

...THE EUROFAGS WIN AGAIN!!

[MrSocialandPolitical]

@EOCB Well we invented the Nuclear weapon......which is the biggest EXPLOSION!!!...

[EOCB]

@MrSocialandPolitical it's partially German!

[MrSocialandPolitical]

@EOCB we invented it first, therefore we win. But i will give it to ya a lot of the scientist in the Manhattan Project were from Europe, then again..... almost everyone in America can trace their background to European decent :p.

[gamemeister27]

You French and your superior film award selection. Damn your Palme d'or!

[MusicVideoWorldwwe]

LMFAO @ 1:08 ....

[KittenSnipa]

Starring: Michael Weiner.

[MSGPresident]

Was the lady officer the same actress as Mrs. Ogyny?

[KillerBab1es]

that wasn't 5 seconds 

[rickrolled09]

0:54 anyone notice the time stamp which is 9:10:99.

[Finallymademyaccount]

just keep clicking 7

[remotecontrolaholic]

122 people ate dynamite pie

[smpfilms05]

That is one hot explosion!

[pitbullguy555]

there was a 2nd explosion (tiny voice) behind the first explosion lmfao

[yourmajesty90]

Directed by M. Night Shymalan

[teuast]

this is almost as pointless as everything else you do. Thumbs up!

[T16Akatsuki]

this describes the first time i had sex and i lasted 15 seconds...

[Kaelors]

Cool guys don't look at explosions.

[jayjay55535]

i guess his wife is the bomb

[JesusStrikesBack1994]

@jayjay55535 YEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

[chosentonessournotes]

@jayjay55535 YOU FORGOT TO TAKE OFF YOUR SUNGLASSES

[jayjay55535]

@chosentonessournotes haha i should have added that

[ScotVideos]

@jayjay55535 She's dynamite in bed.

Ok, that was a bit too dirty. I apologise.

[wowbringer]

@jayjay55535 YEEEAAAHHHHH

[Sanushikuto]

press 7 for barking police officer

[jasonwoodland96]

lol, hold down 9

[ElectroAde]

Wheeeeezy waiterrrr.

[SneezetotheMan]

@ElectroAde I dunno what your talking about, is this video some kind of weekly "thing" on another page? I could have sworn it was still in the testing phases ^_^

[MexicanGnomes]

That explosion MADE ME rape that little girl!

[babykillingspree]

PRESS 7 rapidly for angry cop :0

[ape0dude]

Is it Wednesday already??

[Darkfallen100]

I had sex with that explosion!

[nejckra]

mmmm, I love dynamite pie!

[SSJBraBriefs]

I'm so hungry for dynamite pie now its unreal... The way the flavours just explode in your mouth...

[IhackShane]

Longest 5 seconds in my life.

[gizmofly870]

@IhackShane ha ha...you fucking douche.

[IhackShane]

@gizmofly870 Lol, Im just playing man! I love that 5sf is doing longer skits :)

[noisebombwarfare]

all of this could describe my penis.

[drumlip]

@noisebombwarfare Women are shooting at it?

[noisebombwarfare]

@drumlip yup.

[deadisawesome1]

I didnt have sex with that explosion

*shows picture with him fucking the explosions*

[smproductions1722]

WheezyWaiter approves.

[1M3ack]

1:15 DAT ASS!!!!!!!!!!

[Pop2922]

What would America be without explosions? Canada

[RandomGirlWooooo]

i want some of 'moms good 'ol fashioned dynamite pie' :')

[Abbytater]

"I PULLED my gun out, I shot at it... IT KEPT EXPLODIN'!"

From this point on tears were produced.

[dualCranKy]

"It was huge!!" =D

Thats what she said..

[Razgriz515]

Whatisthisidonteven.

But I certainly like it.

[SupersonicMassiveKid]

People just saying blah blah by michael bay isent gunna get you likes.

[Shamanmagic95]

NO IT WAS DIRECTED BY WHEEZY WAITER!

[Annaie123]

@themetropolitansfan BOO!

[SPA7X]

Terminally Directed by Micheal Bay

[thetwistedboy]

I like how I said 'Directed by Michael Bay.' first and now several people say the same thing...

[SPA7X]

@thetwistedboy Enough people say it with variant, it might become a meme

[SPA7X]

Possibly directed by Micheal Bay

[TheBlueArcane]

This wasn't five seconds long...

[babykillingspree]

@TheBlueArcane they make longer vids to yeesh

[osprey08]

Anybody else notice the background music? ...... It sounds like the music from Commandos2 Men of Courage....

[afr0head]

it killed mr wiskers =0 "meeeeeooow!!!"

[coolgal1506]

we dont know if it'll come out tho D: we dont know if its a thing yet!

[AmonOfTheSahelijos]

was that supposed to sound like bill clinton?

[OTNAKR2]

Probably Directed by Michael Bay.

[elligurl123]

This reminds me of Wheezywaiter xD

[ClayBag]

Dynamitepie=Cakebomb?

[knives4cash]

100 people got caught in the explosion

[RealKeenan]

chuck norris' mom was an honest hardworking explosion

[cannibalsrcul]

ahhhh yes, another divine parody of the american attention span and paranoia by the politically satirical 5sf.

[Liberator130]

"AND IT JUST KEPT EXPLODIN'!"

Ha ha ha!

[MattPeters22]

Wheezy Waiter?

[Kingcobra752]

Not directed by Michael Bay

[urukzpower]

0:13 that's what she said

[monarenegadelisa]

Explosion Wednesday??? is it a thing yet?

[supe2313]

I want some Dynamite Pie.

[kpsychopath]

i would rather have pineapple pie :/

[Adubforpresident]

Excellent use of the soundtrack to The Rock

[jonnusorsa]

0:11



[vavra222]

Stupid video trying to look funny, it is actually boring as hell.

Yeah, i know, why the fuck am i here if it is so shitty?

Well i will tell you that i cannot see the future, so shut up.

[onilink422]

@vavra222 Your comment is win, man. I agree.

[vavra222]

@onilink422 Thanks :D

[DecontrolFalseGods]

Stick to ur 5sec clips da longer ones suck

[greyhoundmadness]

the explosion.....it was HUUUUUUUUGE!!!!! O.O

[TheSneakyVikingJarl]

Brian does probably the worst bill clinton impression ever.

[purplecanadian]

That explosion was pretty whorish. . .

[SirFriend333]

so who else is gonna buy the $30 extended edition (commentary by morgan freeman)

[DeathXL]

Needs more explosions

[plg10000]

lol wut.!!!!?!?!!!

[suijen2]

911 likes :o

[harrypmgs]

does the website have anything the youtube channel doesn't?

[BooDoug187]

Fucking uppity snooty French!



[GoinBaCk2JeRzEy]

you americans and your explosions lol

[Fireblazerr]

MR WHISKERS MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOW

[foobula]

Song? Please? I've been looking for the song for YEARS!

Help me!

[HamSandwich09]

Dialogue lifted from my first orgasm.

[TheShaitanjr]

@HamSandwich09 your comment wins! lololol

[smartoonkid02]

@HamSandwich09 It came out of nowhere.



[ZZaladar]

the new top comments are lame...

[GameNwhat]

The pencil stache and beard distracted me from some EXPLOSIONS

[Kidzilla99]

Boob blonde makes a good Sarah Connor.

[TheHexaod]

Michael Bay's next Biggest hit.

[EpicMarshmallow]

this isn't a 5 second film...

[stealthygreener]

BOOM BANG FIRE POWER!!!

[casdebom2]

1:26

Wow, that's some great fucking acting.

[Petudyy]

Directed by Michael Bay..

[Sleepy2098]

1:02 "Compared to some kind of whorish explosion" lmao