If you want real ale then go to the Real Ale festival at Warwick University - 100's of ales to try! And on top of that a variety of ciders and perry along with some fruit wines. You'll soon learn which your favourites are!
Bitter = pale ale/IPA (most popular light hoppy-ish ales)
There are vast numbers of sub-categories of ales, bitter refers to one kind, in England. Ironically, actually, since most other ales are far more bitter in taste :)
sharp seems to translate into a flavour, a sharp, cutting flavour, a taste with some bite to it. i don't see how crisp could translate into a taste, it specifically refers to a texture
I was brought up with the myth that English beer wascharacterless watery rubbish and was very pleasantly surprisedwhen i spent some time in the Cotswolds and found the local real ale bitters to be delicious and interesting. Bitter is bloody good beer!
@Papped1710 Certainly have, especially as the mass produced beer we are encouraged to buy north of the border is absolute swill. Just reread my earlier post and I'm horrified at all the errors. One of the reasons I like David Mitchell so much is because I am nearly as pedantic as he is. lol.
It would be useful to know where you live, as real bitter is served best in the region where it's produced. If you want good national brands, try London Pride, Bombardier (personal fave), Doom Bar or Deuchar's IPA (actually scottish, but hey). You can also get most of these in bottles, which is a good stepping stone if you're used to lager, but if you can find one of them in good nick on draught in the pub, you're on to a winner!
Well I'm stateside and I've tried a couple from local breweries (I don't know if you've heard of boulder brewing company or Tommyknocker, but they're quite good.)
I've decided that there are really only 3 types of beer I like consistently and those are Amber Ales such as Breckenridge's Avalanche, Stouts (especially Guiness fresh from the tap), and to a lesser extent pale Lagers such as Stella Artois
@MainelyLove That counts as advertising, doesn't it? They're the same meercats u c in those ads which I dont watch, or listen to, at any rate, so I've no idea what they're advertising 4. But I get a glimplse of em on my muted (for the duration of the ad break) tv set. Advertising on the internet ... i never thought the day would come. Pshaw!
@Selinor578 Thnks for responding - I m new to UTube and already those "pre view" ads are driving me up the wall. But I was just in the mood to say something and at the time I didn't think my comment was all that deep or insightful...I just like animals so I tend to focus on them, and I have seen Meerkat Manor a few times. Plus I like David Mitchell's intelligence and sense of humor.. Here I go again!
I make a point to not like or comment on these videos even though I have seen almost all of them. However this snippet of David Mitchell's mind was exceptionally nice to hear,
I don't know why anybody would avoid a bitter versus a lager.
Lager's basically are the most available beer, because most of them aren't beers at all, and are made from anything from rice to potatoes which doesn't only make the awful, but makes them cheap.
I don't understand how people can like bitter. I hate bitter so much it's horrible. I love an ice cold, fizzy, bubbly larger. There's nothing like having a cold pint of Carlsberg export on a Friday after work :)
Black Cat dark ale has to be my personal favourite, the only problem is it's incredibly hard to find as it's only made in one microbrewery in Battle (the town, not the act of conflict).
@Gavla2 creeeaaamy, you're right it is a good word, like aadrvark or baaaath. The woodiest word I have found however is walrus, is that not the woodiest word you have ever heard?
He's displaying his southern ignorance in the extended rant about creaminess. It's not an invention of the foul Smoothflow age. In the North of England beer has always been served differently, and that thick body with a full head is the norm. A southern beer like London Pride will be served that way, in the same way that Tetley's in the south is flat and watery.
@101merrick101 Yes beer tastes definitely vary from region to region. Beers from Kent are lighter for example than a richer one like Newcastle Brown Ale. Its all good tho, I love beer!
He's displaying his southern ignorance in the extended rant about creaminess. It's not an invention of the foul Smoothflow age. In the North of England beer has always been served differently, and that thick body with a full head is the norm. A southern beer like London Pride will be served that way, in the same way that Tetley's in the south is flat and watery.
I think David Mitchell is really funny, only thing he is he uses the "you can tell the quality of the wine by the price on the side of the wine list" ALL the time.
And there I was thinking David would prefer blue WKD, several tequilas and a few cheeky lines in the gent's before retiring home and 'smashing' a 19 year old beauty therapist called Chantelle, He's changed.
I can just imagine it: "0.10? 0.10?! You're telling me you can't wait 10 seconds?!! What can you possibly have done with your life in those 10 seconds that would have made your life more meaningful?!! Are you going to stop global warming, were you planning on writing a novel about West-African politics? Are there REALLY people who sit around till 0.08 thinking "Oh sod off, this is taking too long" " XD
@somethingonmyhip think outside the box lol not everybody is here watching 1 video, i have just watched several and had to endure the bullshit ad SEVERAL times, after a while it gets tiresome, even the TV isn't this bad. If companies think its good publicity to ram a product down ppls throats then so be it, let them find out the hard way people will actually go out of there way to not buy just to feel like they got there own back!
Dear Bulldog bollocks whatever it is, how funny I find it that David Mitchell speaks of advertising executives losing their immortal souls and you choose to reiterate such a point by bookending this interesting little piece with your utter tosh of a product. I didn't stop to listen what 'Bulldog' actually is, but my expectation is that the experince of it is not too dissimilar from having said bulldog's testicles wedged firmly between my tongue and the roof of my mouth.
@Panthur Maybe you should express that in video form, while sitting on a stool in front of an animated backdrop perhaps, and get it sponsored and subsequently bookended by another company.
@iAndyi - why would you come on to a video called "David Mitchell rants about ..." and then get pissed off because he is ranting?? Dont tell him to shut up, just switch it off you eejit
I have to disagree with the statement that beer, or bitter or lager, or anything like it is 'thirst quenching' except for the 1st second it hits your toungue. then u swallow then your feeling alot like that desert ur not sitting in. goes for coffee too. ITS A DIARETIC! wines, spirits and soft drinks all the way. cocktails especially
I wonder if A.J. and Zak where at the meeting that thought of commissioning David Mitchell to help sell 'man soap' .
(Because as we all know soap isn't just soap, it has to be different for men and women, and cars and dogs, it absolutely is NOT the same basic ingredient for just about any kind of soap and it is absolutely NOT just about trying to corner another demographic and make men in particular suddenly feel they have to go out and buy special toiletries that are suddenly gender specific).
legalize weed, for the love of Pete... half a unit a day of the legal drug alcohol and your heart would thank you (apparently) any more (they say) and you'll end up a cancerous stroke victim, either light one up and wonder about life or fermat's last theorem whatever or just have a jolly good laugh, or you can get 'pissed' and nut some fucker in a pub or the street as you puff on your 'fags' outside, i like Fosters for that head2head contact feeling, should have a beer named "punchme"
I wish people would just grow a pair and drink straight spirits out of the bottle until their kidneys hurt, like real men. It doesn't do any massive short term damage, so you wont need to worry about it for a decade or two. And by then you'll have drank yourself into a coma, so it's all good.
Seriously though, Miller is the way to go for beer. Stella for lager. And if you do have testicles, Whyte & Mackay.
1:29 hello mr meerkat
Turtlesilikethem 4 days ago
If you want real ale then go to the Real Ale festival at Warwick University - 100's of ales to try! And on top of that a variety of ciders and perry along with some fruit wines. You'll soon learn which your favourites are!
SDWLLB 4 days ago
Meerkat
DontChuKnowIt 5 days ago
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Zac and A.J. what a pare of cunts -_-
Sboy200 1 week ago
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Sboy200 1 week ago
Is bitter colloquial for ales? Or am I missing something. I always thought generally you can divide beers between lagers and ales.
Gabagabe1 4 weeks ago
Bitter = pale ale/IPA (most popular light hoppy-ish ales)
There are vast numbers of sub-categories of ales, bitter refers to one kind, in England. Ironically, actually, since most other ales are far more bitter in taste :)
MethodicalPancake 3 weeks ago
a tweed pipe?
gunterdak 1 month ago 3
i'd drick a pint of cream
Uforix12 1 month ago in playlist Series 1
@Uforix12 Thats because your weird. :)
PowderedAsh 3 weeks ago
You should check out the Royal Oak in Bath, it has 9 taps of ale!
UFBMusic 2 months ago in playlist Series 1
simples ^_^
bluehairedgirlstudio 2 months ago
his shirt is going to be as filthy as hell when he finishes the series...
SirBigBrain 2 months ago 17
@SirBigBrain I just thought his shirt was a growth that naturally stayed there, lieka snake skin or a tortoise shell...
Papped1710 2 weeks ago
how can a liquid be crisp? crisp means crunchy
neomp5 2 months ago
@neomp5 It means crisp as a flavour. Like how cheese can be "sharp" without actually cutting you.
Liffguard 2 months ago
@Liffguard
sharp seems to translate into a flavour, a sharp, cutting flavour, a taste with some bite to it. i don't see how crisp could translate into a taste, it specifically refers to a texture
neomp5 2 months ago
@neomp5 Your just completely wrong.
CrickoGoddo 2 months ago
@CrickoGoddo
oh, good to know my completely wrong.
neomp5 2 months ago
I was brought up with the myth that English beer wascharacterless watery rubbish and was very pleasantly surprisedwhen i spent some time in the Cotswolds and found the local real ale bitters to be delicious and interesting. Bitter is bloody good beer!
CalumGilhooly 3 months ago
@CalumGilhooly Nice to know we've converted you. Cheers!
Papped1710 1 month ago
@Papped1710 Certainly have, especially as the mass produced beer we are encouraged to buy north of the border is absolute swill. Just reread my earlier post and I'm horrified at all the errors. One of the reasons I like David Mitchell so much is because I am nearly as pedantic as he is. lol.
CalumGilhooly 1 month ago
Well there you go, why Aussies in reality actually drink Victoria Bitter (VB) and not Fosters Lager.
jemborg 4 months ago
@jemborg eww vb shouldn't be drunk by anyone lol. i'm an aussie and i don't drink either
rayechayelle1 3 months ago
@rayechayelle1 Fair enough. Haha. I was just going on statistics.
I don't drink booze at all actually, but if I did it would most likely be a Coopers Somethingorother. The last aussie owned brewery.
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I'm surprised David Mitchell said "...didn't used" I'm sure he meant to say "Used not...", he doesn't often make such mistakes...
hydraw0 4 months ago
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hydraw0 4 months ago
I hate Zack and A.J.! I also hate beer...
wahlgc 4 months ago
Saying well done to anyone who lives close to a pub with 5 bitters on tap is basically saying well done to everyone in Yorkshire.
TheGodOfTheDucks 5 months ago
@TheGodOfTheDucks yeah, but its yorkshire :/....
ghandiwithbinladen 4 months ago
He's thought way too much about the creamy thing. He's clearly scraping the bottom of the keg for content.
rachelmdw 5 months ago
@rachelmdw He thinks way to much about everything.
Asperger1993 4 months ago
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trisnjok 5 months ago
...I would drink a pint of cream
purplepiethief 5 months ago
@purplepiethief To wash down your can of tuna?
GoblinXXX 5 months ago 2
@GoblinXXX Meow?
Coldflame727 5 months ago
can anyone recommend a good bitter? i've had countless lagers and i enjoy them as well as guiness but i don't think I've ever had a bitter
komodomoe 6 months ago
@komodomoe
It would be useful to know where you live, as real bitter is served best in the region where it's produced. If you want good national brands, try London Pride, Bombardier (personal fave), Doom Bar or Deuchar's IPA (actually scottish, but hey). You can also get most of these in bottles, which is a good stepping stone if you're used to lager, but if you can find one of them in good nick on draught in the pub, you're on to a winner!
TreacleMary 1 month ago
@TreacleMary
Well I'm stateside and I've tried a couple from local breweries (I don't know if you've heard of boulder brewing company or Tommyknocker, but they're quite good.)
I've decided that there are really only 3 types of beer I like consistently and those are Amber Ales such as Breckenridge's Avalanche, Stouts (especially Guiness fresh from the tap), and to a lesser extent pale Lagers such as Stella Artois
komodomoe 1 month ago
Love the Meerkat/Weasel poking in and out of David Mitchell's monologue. Love David Mitchel. Love YouTube. Must be the summer of Love II !
MainelyLove 6 months ago 2
@MainelyLove That counts as advertising, doesn't it? They're the same meercats u c in those ads which I dont watch, or listen to, at any rate, so I've no idea what they're advertising 4. But I get a glimplse of em on my muted (for the duration of the ad break) tv set. Advertising on the internet ... i never thought the day would come. Pshaw!
Selinor578 5 months ago
@Selinor578 Thnks for responding - I m new to UTube and already those "pre view" ads are driving me up the wall. But I was just in the mood to say something and at the time I didn't think my comment was all that deep or insightful...I just like animals so I tend to focus on them, and I have seen Meerkat Manor a few times. Plus I like David Mitchell's intelligence and sense of humor.. Here I go again!
MainelyLove 5 months ago
I make a point to not like or comment on these videos even though I have seen almost all of them. However this snippet of David Mitchell's mind was exceptionally nice to hear,
Thank you.
mufasahootenanny 6 months ago
fucking meerkat
mattyisagod 6 months ago
I don't know why anybody would avoid a bitter versus a lager.
Lager's basically are the most available beer, because most of them aren't beers at all, and are made from anything from rice to potatoes which doesn't only make the awful, but makes them cheap.
endornify 6 months ago
Got something against raspberry milkshakes, David? o.O
7o79 6 months ago
@Gavla2 OOOOOoooooh Tinny! Ahhhhhhhhh!
Jrhoney 6 months ago
I don't understand how people can like bitter. I hate bitter so much it's horrible. I love an ice cold, fizzy, bubbly larger. There's nothing like having a cold pint of Carlsberg export on a Friday after work :)
gwl1983 6 months ago
I reckon the meerkat's a cider drinker...
SuperTruth77 7 months ago 2
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SuperTruth77 7 months ago
The scary thing is, my nickname is AJ (for Arron John) and i have a 4 year old son called Zach.
cardinalvengen 7 months ago
loving the meerkat!
matthewmch 7 months ago
Not to self. Don't read comments until the video is over. It only spoils the jokes.
DocumentsRus 7 months ago 50
If only bitter didn't taste like arse.
shoseki 7 months ago
Still prefer Coca-Cola.
Graviton1066 7 months ago
Black Cat dark ale has to be my personal favourite, the only problem is it's incredibly hard to find as it's only made in one microbrewery in Battle (the town, not the act of conflict).
MrFivefivefivesix 8 months ago
who drinks a pint of cream?
me, well maybe not a hole pint at once. but I do like cream.
celestialsalamander 8 months ago
@Gavla2 creeeaaamy, you're right it is a good word, like aadrvark or baaaath. The woodiest word I have found however is walrus, is that not the woodiest word you have ever heard?
SirRobin126 8 months ago
@SirRobin126 Errogenous zooooooone.
ShanksDChopper 8 months ago
@ShanksDChopper Intercoooouuurse
SirRobin126 8 months ago
I prefer Hennesy or maybe some Ciroq
chadball 8 months ago
Or otter?
Sodhats 8 months ago
Meercat.
Sodhats 8 months ago
He's displaying his southern ignorance in the extended rant about creaminess. It's not an invention of the foul Smoothflow age. In the North of England beer has always been served differently, and that thick body with a full head is the norm. A southern beer like London Pride will be served that way, in the same way that Tetley's in the south is flat and watery.
101merrick101 8 months ago
@101merrick101 Yes beer tastes definitely vary from region to region. Beers from Kent are lighter for example than a richer one like Newcastle Brown Ale. Its all good tho, I love beer!
GhostGuitars 8 months ago
He's displaying his southern ignorance in the extended rant about creaminess. It's not an invention of the foul Smoothflow age. In the North of England beer has always been served differently, and that thick body with a full head is the norm. A southern beer like London Pride will be served that way, in the same way that Tetley's in the south is flat and watery.
101merrick101 8 months ago
I feel sad now because I like to drink cream.. :(
PoisonTester 8 months ago 2
@PoisonTester don't be sad, i like to drink cream too
normanthecarpet 8 months ago
AJ and Zak and all of their friends disliked this. The denizens of Hell liked this.
50033836 8 months ago
"... who drinks a pint of cream??" I completely lost it like a madman when he said that
lickflame 8 months ago
I think David Mitchell is really funny, only thing he is he uses the "you can tell the quality of the wine by the price on the side of the wine list" ALL the time.
thingthing94 8 months ago
did anyone else have to google victoria coren, or am i just wildly out of touch?
zombieravens 8 months ago
i hear he's banging victoria coren, well done my man!
eratosphenes 8 months ago
this is shit
innit27 8 months ago
@innit27 then don't watch it. geez.
armagheddonsgw2 8 months ago 3
@armagheddonsgw2 well if i didnt watch it i wouldnt know it was shite then would i dipstick, i like david mitchell, but this is pish.
innit27 8 months ago
Excellent rant and i just could not stop being distraced by the random meerkat :D
Epicrenamon777 8 months ago
England and cream, creamy old England...
anthonydc50 8 months ago
David sometimes isn't funny....sometimes it is simply just bitter moaning. (hur hur hur)
jjintheuk 8 months ago
cheers to you too David
PoisonTester 8 months ago
I agree with the "creamy" opinion. Nothing about that sounds refreshing.
SirHprdgn 8 months ago
If I'm 16 and generally just drink whiskey when drinking alcohol, is that a bad sign..?
HardcoreRunescaping 8 months ago
@HardcoreRunescaping no my friend it is not :)
dexterccf2 8 months ago
@dexterccf2 Good, makes me feel better about it, was worried at first haha (':
HardcoreRunescaping 8 months ago
i didn't know you could smoke tweed...
GrunGrauWeiss 8 months ago
i'm a lager sort of guy myself
smitty618 8 months ago
@Gavla2 yes... it's definitely more woody than tinny.
Namaechan 9 months ago 8
@Gavla2
*squeals and cries and leaves the room*
smaakjeks 9 months ago
Bernard: Old wine is good wine.
Manny: Yes. But expensive wine is good wine also.
Bernard: Yes. But the older the wine is, the gooder it is.
Manny: Ah but by the same token, the more expensive the wine, then the gooder it is also.
smaakjeks 9 months ago
If you live in the UK, there's so much good-tasting beer to choose from.
Norwification 9 months ago
I drink cream.
Myzelfa 9 months ago
a tweed pipe, haha. i need to get one of those
TheCoolKitchen 9 months ago
@TheCoolKitchen then dont fucking watch it? it's real simple.
armagheddonsgw2 9 months ago
This is pish.
jamboliboli 9 months ago
Reminds me of a Fry and Laurie sketch. "Creamy old England!"
radiohippie 9 months ago
And there I was thinking David would prefer blue WKD, several tequilas and a few cheeky lines in the gent's before retiring home and 'smashing' a 19 year old beauty therapist called Chantelle, He's changed.
cloud9backpacker 9 months ago 114
@cloud9backpacker yeah, I know Chantelle. She's changed too. She's 20. :D
TheBigEase 7 months ago 2
David could probably write an episode of this based on the top rated comment. "clip starts at 0.10". It would be about impatience
danielspital 9 months ago 4
@danielspital
I can just imagine it: "0.10? 0.10?! You're telling me you can't wait 10 seconds?!! What can you possibly have done with your life in those 10 seconds that would have made your life more meaningful?!! Are you going to stop global warming, were you planning on writing a novel about West-African politics? Are there REALLY people who sit around till 0.08 thinking "Oh sod off, this is taking too long" " XD
somethingonmyhip 9 months ago 4
@somethingonmyhip haha quality
danielspital 9 months ago
@somethingonmyhip think outside the box lol not everybody is here watching 1 video, i have just watched several and had to endure the bullshit ad SEVERAL times, after a while it gets tiresome, even the TV isn't this bad. If companies think its good publicity to ram a product down ppls throats then so be it, let them find out the hard way people will actually go out of there way to not buy just to feel like they got there own back!
TheLydianRocks 9 months ago
@TheLydianRocks
Euhm..I think you are a bit confused. I was merely giving an exemple of what David would sound like within the idea of danielspital.
somethingonmyhip 9 months ago
David looks very thin in this.
AUDIENCEpart2 10 months ago
Eh; I like a good, smooth head on my drinks. It's better than having a glass of gas, and tastes more satisfying. Stouts and real ale, yo.
DeedMDavid 10 months ago
who saw the meerkat behind him
buffaloface1 10 months ago 2
This is a "rant?" Sounds more like the sort of petrifying discourse you get off the bus early to avoid overhearing.
countmagnus08 10 months ago 2
i drink stella or some bitter or stout
SirDonCarter 10 months ago
What's gay about cider ? It's so much nicer, stronger, and the way forward.... BOW TIME !
swdavies94 10 months ago
Dear Bulldog bollocks whatever it is, how funny I find it that David Mitchell speaks of advertising executives losing their immortal souls and you choose to reiterate such a point by bookending this interesting little piece with your utter tosh of a product. I didn't stop to listen what 'Bulldog' actually is, but my expectation is that the experince of it is not too dissimilar from having said bulldog's testicles wedged firmly between my tongue and the roof of my mouth.
Panthur 10 months ago 2
@Panthur Maybe you should express that in video form, while sitting on a stool in front of an animated backdrop perhaps, and get it sponsored and subsequently bookended by another company.
AzurkaiHandrin 9 months ago
his views on pubs are spot on
geordyjim 10 months ago
and now im thirsty for a beer but dont have any.. great
mrblewsky 10 months ago 2
have you got a WKD side you fucking LADS
GOAL!!!!!!!
RandyLahey911 10 months ago
THANKS DAVID FOR SHARING YOUR VIEWS ON BEER
JESUS SHUT THE FUCK UP.
iAndyi 10 months ago
@iAndyi - why would you come on to a video called "David Mitchell rants about ..." and then get pissed off because he is ranting?? Dont tell him to shut up, just switch it off you eejit
TokerSmurf 10 months ago
My beer of choice is Guiness. After a couple of pints its my wall decoration of choice too.
goatwithgonorrhea 10 months ago 2
DON'T PUSH ME DAVID! DON'T PUSH ME!
(If you watch Would I Lie to You,you would understand this joke)
MissNatapink 10 months ago 3
you know in lessons when your sitting down....i ALWAYS get a boner when i am sitting down in lessons!!! its sooooooo annoying..bye!
dildodill13 10 months ago
did anyone else notice the meercat at 0:55 ? and 1:38
MrRobTopping 10 months ago
did anyone else notice the meercat at 0:55 ?
MrRobTopping 10 months ago
I have to disagree with the statement that beer, or bitter or lager, or anything like it is 'thirst quenching' except for the 1st second it hits your toungue. then u swallow then your feeling alot like that desert ur not sitting in. goes for coffee too. ITS A DIARETIC! wines, spirits and soft drinks all the way. cocktails especially
xXZionprincessXx 10 months ago
@xXZionprincessXx after a crate of stella i always feel dehydrated
markbray69 10 months ago
OMFG MEERKAT
PGxTiiPZ 10 months ago
cunts.
solheights 10 months ago
I wonder if A.J. and Zak where at the meeting that thought of commissioning David Mitchell to help sell 'man soap' .
(Because as we all know soap isn't just soap, it has to be different for men and women, and cars and dogs, it absolutely is NOT the same basic ingredient for just about any kind of soap and it is absolutely NOT just about trying to corner another demographic and make men in particular suddenly feel they have to go out and buy special toiletries that are suddenly gender specific).
solheights 10 months ago
You like wine and bitter!? O_o
The only bitter that I would call 'Creamy' is Worthingtons, but that bitter is a last resort cause it tastes like larger! XD
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TheLawrenceThorogood 10 months ago
I didn't pay attention to one word he said after the meekat popped up
SaucyBoii 10 months ago 4
Well said David!
nithorry 10 months ago
Britain definitely has gotten less creamy over the years...
DeanGoulding 10 months ago
Fuck beer, why the hell would anyone want to drink anything bitter? Fucking psychopaths.
TacticusPrime 11 months ago
@TacticusPrime because men drink things that are bitter and pussies drink sweet things like unicorn pussy juice, like you
wosselwozzel 10 months ago
@wosselwozzel Oh yes, your addiction to repulsive beverages really defines you as a man. I suppose you would prefer unicorn cock juice?
TacticusPrime 10 months ago
@TacticusPrime if you dont like it just drink prune juice, i and millions of others like it
wosselwozzel 10 months ago
@wosselwozzel ... how does your craving for prune juice have anything to do with how disgusting bitter beverages are? whatever.
TacticusPrime 10 months ago
@TacticusPrime get a pint of mild down your kneck and get rat arsed son
wosselwozzel 10 months ago
@TacticusPrime
You don't drink beer because of the taste. No one drinks beer because of the taste.
FuckingEnforcer 10 months ago
MEERKAT!!!
Oh, and I'm with Mitchell, Bitter is so much better in so many ways
waytooaverage 11 months ago
Stop saying "creamy".
blithe111 11 months ago
AJ... Alan Johnson?
yorkokillo 11 months ago 2
Ha meerkats are funny
MrDong99 11 months ago
"Who drinks a pint of cream?" Hahaha
purestokesurfwear 11 months ago 3
Why the piss is there a meerkat in the bottom-left corner from 1:40 to 2:04?
LiamCrowley1990 11 months ago
@LiamCrowley1990 it's in some part of the background in most of the time
MRDOYLETASTIC 11 months ago
bitter all the way. . .
existentialvoid 11 months ago 3
legalize weed, for the love of Pete... half a unit a day of the legal drug alcohol and your heart would thank you (apparently) any more (they say) and you'll end up a cancerous stroke victim, either light one up and wonder about life or fermat's last theorem whatever or just have a jolly good laugh, or you can get 'pissed' and nut some fucker in a pub or the street as you puff on your 'fags' outside, i like Fosters for that head2head contact feeling, should have a beer named "punchme"
gan9e 11 months ago 4
I drink cider and keep getting insinuations that i should grow up....
Rahrhino 11 months ago 58
@Rahrhino you should grow up.
371londonroad 10 months ago
@Rahrhino so do i lol i get called a girl for drinking strongbow
dudewild 10 months ago
@Rahrhino haha me too lol. Cider = No hangover... epic :)
Ubiitsa91 10 months ago
@Rahrhino You should!
Slapbass13 9 months ago
@Rahrhino grow up
localbkk 9 months ago
@Rahrhino I really don't think it matters what you drink....
Gingerpele37 8 months ago
@Rahrhino Cider is my favourite, I'm 15. hahaha :)
matprithellodave 8 months ago
@matprithellodave Yet I'm 14 and prefer bitter...
TheGodOfTheDucks 7 months ago
I feel like David is running out of things to talk about now!
MrBuch169169 11 months ago
Eh, for me it´s either whiskey or fruit juice. Don´t give a toss about beer or wine and all that.
EinherjarServitor 11 months ago
It'd be funny if David made a rant about soap targeted to men.
danielitro1 1 year ago 4
"no you're right it's bitter"
affablegiraffable 1 year ago
MEERKAT!
daemon0A 1 year ago
clip starts at 0:10
alexhamster1134 1 year ago 184
@alexhamster1134 98 thumbs up? awesome!
alexhamster1134 10 months ago
i would drink a pint of cream
beardy736 1 year ago
"...probably called zach"
MAKootage 1 year ago
lager is better in my opinion
tomnotass1 1 year ago
What a fanny!!
laccom1234 1 year ago
pint of cream??
scratchcardlottery 1 year ago
Zak & AJ: they are nothing without Tamsin and Jemima in PR.
FinnMacCuhl 1 year ago
I don't drink.. honestly I just think the meerkat is awesome.
TazSilvercat 1 year ago
Why is there a meercathanging around anyway?
Cazzanevo 1 year ago
It's all about real ale from a lovely micro-brewery
morgman43 1 year ago
If any of you said that their beer of choice was Miller or Budweiser, or even anything with the word "lite" in it's name, kill yourselves.
Erchamion0 1 year ago 3
Why is it that when he says "Who wants a bitter advertised as creamy?" that I instinctively look at the meerkat which has just appeared?
Craamron 1 year ago 3
@Craamron Haha, I totally missed the meerkat the first time, it pops up throughout the video :)
cookiejar243 1 year ago
Americans, Bitter is a type of Pale Ale brewed in England.
Wiki or google it, if you are at a computer (which you are).
harrifer3000 1 year ago
I love the meerkat and quality bitter XD
oshadak 1 year ago
On the beer front if you have the time and the cash then its gotta be Guinness
Thepiller 1 year ago 3
I like creamy bitter :/
and anyway its all about high quality cider :)
Derm1991 1 year ago
I wish people would just grow a pair and drink straight spirits out of the bottle until their kidneys hurt, like real men. It doesn't do any massive short term damage, so you wont need to worry about it for a decade or two. And by then you'll have drank yourself into a coma, so it's all good.
Seriously though, Miller is the way to go for beer. Stella for lager. And if you do have testicles, Whyte & Mackay.
l3awl3ag 1 year ago
I like beer on tap.