NIck Swardson

[weirdlycrazyy]

YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS A HO hahahahaha

[duckypwns]

WHO FUCKIN' FARTED

[GatorTomboy]

my favorite shirt of his is

legalize

Chrystal Meth

[Patricio87]

Ya I didn't think Nick's show was that good. His intro standup on the show though is always hilarious.

[Twyzted42]

Genius

[SilentApprentice]

I wanna marry this man lol

[kingbgna]

AT 1:12, hilarious!!!

[BIGDTFC]

17 people did not like pac man

[JO3K3R13]

who ever thinks dane cook is funny is a fuuuuucccckkkkiiiinnnnn rettttaaaaarrrrrddddd

[jramos159]

@JO3K3R13 yeahhh all he does is steal jokes

[DrScotchDrinker]

Bahahahaha! "Your grandmother was a ho."

[CHAVEZKRYSTAL]

"your grandmother was a hoe" lmfao xD

that she was >.> lol

[RandomnesswithAriana]

Don't tell on me bitch xD

Me and brother say that all the time. ^.^

[bennettfaganrules123]

Tosh standup sucks, swardson standup rules. Swardson tv show sucks, tosh tv show rules.

[ACMSJAGS]

@bennettfaganrules123 Amen



[Standard420247]

Tosh is a fucking tool

[villagepizza2]

nick swardson and daniel tosh 1 hour speacial FTW

[Wondaboy7]

Phphphpfphp bitch hoe phphphppgpd

[Wondaboy7]

Pphphhpph bitch hoe phphphphp I love that song hahaha

[n1gSt0l3MYcr4ck]

everyone should go and look up brocks dub to he friday song

[lolomg69aids]

this was funny but no where nearly as deep and psychological like dane cook's work

[jspin1103]

@lolomg69aids Oh please... I hope you're kidding.

[lolomg69aids]

@jspin1103 :D

[deathbot290]

his grandpa sounds a lot like patton oswalt lol

[Rmann327]

I wasn't aloud to laugh while eatching this. I almost imploded.

[Kirbyrox121]

ah I love that song :D your grandma was a hoe

[Kirbyrox121]

ah I love that song :D your grandma was a ho

[bondsie4]

lol... i love you trolls who get pissy over comments

[shomo92]

i love the dont tell on my bitch omg this makes my bad day better omfg hahahahahah :D

[Umbralflame]

I love that song your grandmother was a hoe

[callmewolfgirl]

"grandma, you look tired. why dont you sit down on this STOOL!" LOL

[cptCuntybaws]

This dude could actually be funny if he stopped saying "like" all the time. That's just too f'in annoying, had to turn this off after 2 minutes. It was like listening to a like like-saying machine that like didn't like stop ever and like it just kept like going like on and likelileileikeilikeileikelIKEI­LIKEILIKEILLIKE LEARN A NEW WORD YOU C*NT. Dislike-button pressed.

And to the guy who said "If you don't like Nick Swarson, don't watch him", you got that right. I'm not.

[animefreak333333]

@cptCuntybaws You need to calm down thats LIKE really immature of you to hate LIKE that because maybe he LIKES saying LIKE so why dont you try being funny and lets see how well you do

[zcutbait]

@cptCuntybaws It is annoying but YOU SIR are one in 15.

[MRec1124]

@angeltosome me too, "let's hear some music, GOD HATES US ALL!!!!!"

[A7XRTR]

@MRec1124 i sure as hell hope ur tlkn about a7x lmao

[DFidler]

Going to the video game part of this. I got my nephew to love the original Super Mario Bros over any game that's out today.

[Kutxi666]

I like Nick, but if you want real comedy listen to Loui CK he is hilarious

[zcutbait]

@Kutxi666 NO listen to CARLIN...

[angeltosome]

I'm gonna listen to Slayer when I'm old.

[cloetv12345]

@angeltosome

me too :)

[sadisticrebel]

I love Dane Cook and Nick Swardson.

You don't like Dane Cook, don't watch him.

You don't like Nick Swardson, don't watch him.

Kthxbai!

[lolomg69aids]

@sadisticrebel i LOVED dane cook

when i was 12

[Ciaossuu]

Ha I love how he described Pac-man LOL

[gregtheinfinite]

A+ for the video. Black is my favorite color. ;)

[VINCENTOPUIYO]

lol shit

[kaydeerai]

he's my favorite. BY FAR.

[101ScottyBoy101]

13 people are dane cook fans

[FraireBrooke]

"your grandmother was a ho" xD !

[cudder22]

*typical dane cook comment*

[shaynohhhmac]

I was watching grandmas boy with some friends and they said hey this guy does stand up and I was like no way so I listened to this and was like hey he sounds like dane cook but no he's really not because he's not as vulgar more like rated pg-13 ish and funnier?

[universeruler1]

why can't we love all comedians.

[rcall1057]

nick swardson is painfull to watch. i wonder if anyone anywhere is laughing? kind of sad.

[NEVALOVE]

WHERES MY DR DRE CD?? ... ... ...YOUR GRANDMOTHER WAS A HO' WAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!

[arweniris]

dane cook is absolutely lame nick swarson>dane cook infinitely so

[stacidella]

stop using other videos to rip on dane cook

[hismajesty653]

this was absolutely AWESOME!!

[ladelama16]

dane cooks beast fucking douche bags

[TheYTLiberator]

Dane Cook is funny. Nick Swardson is funnier. End of discussion.

[DDLQ17]

Ok Nick Swardson, Kevin Hart, Greg Giraldo.....and IM SO SORRY!!!! but GILBERT GOTTFRIED

[DDLQ17]

BOTH of them funny az Hell

[RandomnesswithAriana]

LOL I LOVE NICK!!!XD "BITCH HOE!" XD!!! Hes just truly hilarious XD.He inspired me to want to be a comidean.As soon as I graduate in 2017 Imma go for it!

[missrawrzy]

@RandomnesswithAriana ur a 6th grader? wow how the hell do u knw anything hes sayin

[RandomnesswithAriana]

@missrawrzy Ya,I'm pretty smart compared to others.I'm 11.I know alot of things I shouldnt. XD

[zak1145]

@RandomnesswithAriana fag

[BloodMoon1707]

Swardson is hilarious, but I am also a Patton oswalt supporter

[SamusAbe]

@BloodMoon1707 you say that as if you're only allowed to like one comic lol

[boushkaa]

Is no-one a Daniel Tosh Supporter?

[RRSKK]

@boushkaa helll yes



[murdermaster420]

@boushkaa that dude is funny but he aint no Nick Swardson..

[WebReviewal]

@boushkaa wtf does tosh have to do wit swardson!? swardson ftw endostory

[FooFooFlower]

@boushkaa Dude, I love Tosh and Nick Swardson.

[mattyreich]

Don't tell on me bitch. LOL.

[curbdancer2002]

Nick Swardson > Dane 'Cock'

[StrawBeriLuv95]

I fucking love this guy ^_^

[TheeAuracle]

i wasnt even planning on watching this whole thing but it was so good i didnt even notice ten minutes went by...

[alexworksfromhome99]

shut up about dane cook

[JONNYBEdelicious]

Anyone else play Banjo Kazooie as a kid?

[Vice0]

@JONNYBEdelicious I've still got that and Banjo Tooie ;)

[JONNYBEdelicious]

@Vice0 greatest 2 games ever :)

[TheeAuracle]

@JONNYBEdelicious banjo was my life as a kid!!!!

[tj271969]

We still have pacman you can get it on the arcade

[frubamaniac409]

Nick Swardson= Amazing <3

[Hulkhogan51]

No fuck that shit. Who goes to the zoo?r u gay or something ahhaah

[itstaylorhere]

ahahha i think i peed my pants it was so funny



[saramae092]

freakin' hilarious! i have a xbox360 and used to have pacman on '64!

[fLRedSpade]

i wish i was nicholas :(

[sink3131]

Does a DVD of Nick Swardson exist, and can anybody find the joke where he says that he wants to be old so he can poop in a box and give it to his nephew as a present?

[Jesseba123]

That guys funny

[TeaForTori]

Why is it so cool to hate Dane Cook?

[fLRedSpade]

@TeaForTori

i know foreals, we got motha fuckin haters up in this bitch

[illuzhen]

@TeaForTori because he steals everyone's jokes...where have you been?

[Thrasher1131]

@TeaForTori Because he fuckin' sucks.

[osar3786]

Ur grandma was a hoe

[iceman8067]

(gasp) Nicholas! ... You should fight crime!

[ipooponkids]

I like Dane Cook and Nick Swardson (I like Demetri Martin the best though if you like Swardson or Cook you probably would like Martin too)

[chaplain327]

@ipooponkids i agree

[winxgirlalways]

@ipooponkids I love the comedians who make rediculous jokes because that's the type of girl I am...anyway...I love all of them so much. I also like Daniel Tosh and Jeff Dunham.

[R3dN3cK810]

he sounds like jo koy

[chaplain327]

you fuckin people make me hate nick hes funny but his fans are assholes from what i see here

[xStarShiinEx]

nick swardson is my hero<3

[grant1nt3ns3]

As soon as he becomes as famous as Dane Cook, all of you dumbshit kids will throw him under the bus.

[dpotter79]

"Your grandmother was a 'ho'!!!" HA HA HA!!!

[mattboy1152]

I always thought this was the guy who played Coach McGuirk on Home Movies but then I found out he wasn't.

[zombiehunter2010]

nick swardson and dane cook rocks!

[LadiesMan691000]

@zombiehunter2010 You're on drugs. Dane Cook sucks! Nick is the shit!

[DrowningFishMusic]

dont tell on me bitch!

[RoniDeutch1]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH OH DID HE????

[multicriticalentodo]

Yeah, horrible trauma. I think I know who hacked into my wireless router. It is a family that adheres to the standards of Allah. I informed them that Nick farted of the Koran and then made disparaging remarks concerning burkas harboring horrible fart fume miasmic pockets. They did seem a little upset and squealed out of thier garage on a pack of hopped up vespas. I don't know where they were going but they had these weird things taped to their bodies. Oh well nothing a valium won't cure.

[bertrison]

dont tell on me bitch! lmfao :D

[daderic228]

FUC wanting being a ninja,i am a ninja {slits your moms throats}

[hungarianhaiku]

If this was stand up from before Grandma's Boy this explains alot about the storyline, being that he had revised it for Happy Madison Productions.

[someonewhoistall2]

your grandmother was a hoe

[NosferatuOfWorms]

I want to be a ninja thanks to Nick.

[LADYDANGEROUS05]

LMAO!!! Don't tell on me bitch!!!

[Stupidfatjew]

haha fuck no im not going to the zoo what are you gay?

[Shaabangah]

Haha this was great

[Silentfilms]

that was fuckin awesome

[baseballbuddha]

Hahaha a yellow circle rotflmao. And for those who don't know what that means it means roll on the floor laughing my ass off. Nick is better than family guy.…I think. Someone correct me if I'm wrong.

[ThePidgeottosNest]

no your right.

[TheKarlock]

you aren't. The only thing funnier than nick swardson is Brian Posehn.

[33willywill]

hahhahah yur grandmother was a hoe

[EnjoiEngMySelf]

what are you people talking about. dane cook isnt funny... at all. nick swardson is. that is all.

[Luckystrike315]

@EnjoiEngMySelf Thank god someone said it. Dane Cook = fail. Nick Swardson = win

[isaikid]

i love nick i love nick i love nick i love nick

[badassshana]

@EnjoiEngMySelf

it a tie between bryan regan, nick swardson, and dane cook!

[buh023]

@badassshana Brian Regan's terrible and not funny

[GrandTourGoku]

@badassshana naw a tie between Regan, Swardson and Tosh

[badassshana]

@GrandTourGoku

who's tosh

[GrandTourGoku]

@badassshana Tosh.0 wtach it on comdey central

[forsberg2gagne]

dane cook has some funny stuff but he repeats so many of his jokes it gets sooo old. he peaked and ran out of material.

[masterpivotproducton]

@loganfriser it's douche dumass, btw 5/5man fuuuunny stuff

[MillzThaLyricGod]

nick is funny as hell

[TWITCH772]

awesome

[KyleBentovoja]

hey hey hey! are you taking that?!

i'm old... haha

[loganfrazier]

DANE COOK SUCKS, NICK SWARDSON IT 100 TIMES BETTER, SHIT 999999999999999999999999999999­999999999999999999999999999999 times better that that deuche. his jokes are lame

[TheTsunamibomb5]

fo shiz dane cook can suck a dick.

[crickettitties]

@loganfrazier

dane cook isn't that bad. he isnt as good as nick swardson but then again nick swardson isn't the best comic out there right now either. dane cook has some material that is funny as hell. he also has some material that sucks.

louis ck > both of them anyway.

[chadamlivesafterdeat]

@loganfrazier isnt it "douche"?

[loganfrazier]

@chadamlivesafterdeat yes. I can't spell that right all the time.

[badassshana]

@loganfrazier

it a tie between bryan regan, nick swardson, and dane cook!

[JulianJetsonTV]

@loganfrazier Dane Cook don't suck but Nick is better

[loganfrazier]

@JulianJetsonTV That may be too strong of me to say but I really feel he's so overrated, I thought the BEST movie he was in was WAITING....... so, :/ I'm just tired of em. And I like Nicks style of comedy much better. Plus he's real, goes to a REAL party town. I'm FROM AUSTIN TEXAS n it IS a fucking party town. Dunno. Danes douchey to me. Yeah I made that word up. Chicks should like him. Not dudes.

[GarbageFilmz]

bnhji bhb khbh bh b hhoioui h hbuh uuhhjyu

[xXLadyTsunadeHimeXx]

no nick I WIN...lol jk

[crashnburn753]

you should fight crime hahaha

[flyinghotdogsbaby310]

everyone they are both funny. i love nick and dane cook both equally

[idk14331223]

dont tell on me bitch lol best part

[brickcity487]

This guy is alot funnier than I would have guessed.

[Devren888]

Dane cook is just a loud ass, to prove that dane cook isn't funny at all is try and retell any of his jokes.... there all fucking dumb. Hes just loud and i guess all these girls think hes hot. To make jokes for his skits wouldn't even be hard just be a loud ass...

[tobythesandwich]

I find him to be worth a chuckle from time to time. But yeah. it's mostly cause he's loud and improvs alot.

[ANGELO13111]

dane cook is way funnier than you are. im positive of that.

[Dionysus187]

@ANGELO13111

Dane Cook isn't funnier than anybody.

[soldierfront03050]

hes funnier then a mute with no hands to tell jokes in sign language and no feet to tap do Morse code

[Rown44]

He is also on Blades of Glory

[baronvonsmartass]

dane cook sucks cocks and i love the fuckin angry beavers

[WarriorMMA21]

@colintheohockey Dane Cook is a sellout douche

[codeman2346]

@colintheohockey damn right!

[t0rI3singbot]

@colintheohockey ew jim gaffigan sucks, nick u can compare but in the end dane still wins

[The911Nerd]

@colintheohockey dane cook is washed up and no longer funny, jim gaffigan and nick swardson, danny bhoy, they are funny, im not saying you cant like dane, but dont bash us who dont

[baronvonsmartass]

omg angry beavers was such a funny toon!!!!

[addikCteddd]

that's like the oldest thing i ever heard ahhahaha

[PATTH3RAT]

poop

[Blackzero88]

that beaver was richard horvitz

[sircashcam]

hes like a mix between dane cook and jim gaffigan

[troymcjessy]

gross.....dane cook sux

[KatBlunfroce]

im pretty sure he does the voice of a cartoon character. It's going to bug me, pretty sure like he was the brown beaver in Angry Beavers...

[Pantholder0]

no but hes in Grandma's Boy and Funny People.

[PATTH3RAT]

and dont mess with the zohan

[HunterLorenzSkate]

he voices a pigeon in bolt, the movie.

[HaileyLovesJTT]

He Reminds me of Dane Cook! :-)

[eedobaba7726]

He's way funnier than dane cook.