That Mitchell and Webb Look - Diana Assassination

[baxterimt]

They should do a sketch about them fucking illuminati new world order conspiracy retards that wind me the fuck up!

[AncelDeLambert]

Want more!!! Three's not enough!

[BronwenDuMor]

Pardon me but it is also taking the mick out of Diana. She isn't a goddess. And she was a bit thick. Why we are expected to idolise her I'll never know. I don't!

[PositiveStateOfMind]

SmallishBeans liked this so I had to watch it!

[ssesf]

I was in Egypt in 1997-8 and this story about conspiracy would appear on the front-pages of local papers. The feeble-minded men just "knew" this to be true. With faith you don't need physical evidence!

[dddrrmm]

"...people say princess Diana should have been wearing a seatbelt"

"You try snorting cocaine of a cock in the back of a limo while wearing a seatbelt. Its can't be fucking done."

Jimmy Carr

[MillerCrosses]

What makes Dodi's dad delusional? I have no clue about this stuff.

[Hallerz212]

@MillerCrosses He is the one that believes in this conspiracy theory that his son was assinated by the royal family.

[divinesleeper]

So wait...these are the same guys from 1947 that were keeping the aliens secret, and they haven't aged a day. Oh dear God. It seems that the government is keeping the secret of eternal life hidden from us!!!

[Prowsky]

Can someone explain the part with "life imitating art" to me? He says it when he is on the phone.

[AjCassells]

@Prowsky It means what they were discussing happened. It's just a saying.

[NemoFuitHic]

@Prowsky

Yes, I could explain it to you but I'm not going to.

Stupid people like you shouldn't be watching this clip because it was made for clever people and those who really do believe in conspiracy theories about Diana's death.

They are not clever but it is fun to see them get wound up when their favourite conspiracy theory is exposed for the pathetic piece of shit it is and they are shown to be vacuous nonentities devoid of common sense and a modicom of intelligence.

Now go away!

[Prowsky]

@NemoFuitHic Stupid people are stupid!! The guy above you already answered, so who needs you? And why do you explain things to me I don't even asked for?

[NemoFuitHic]

@Prowsky

God you're not only incredibly stupid but you're a whiner as well.

The best thing for you is if you had never been born the best thing for your fellow man is for you to pretend that you had never been born.

When you die do not leave your brain to science; your estate would be in deficit however until this happy event occurs, may I suggest you keep quiet? It is better to be thought stupid than to speak and prove it.

[Prowsky]

@NemoFuitHic Good for you that the internet provides anonymity, so you can't be held accountable for your BS and no one knows your real age. Because otherwise I would kick your twelve-year-old butt... :-D

[NemoFuitHic]

@Prowsky

I do not think that it is the internet that is providing anonymity but rather the distance between us. By this I do not mean the miles that seperate us but the intellectual difference in our relative positions.

As to my age, it is you who is threatening like a school yard bully.

It must be some consolation to you that what you lack in brains you make up for in ego.

[Prowsky]

@NemoFuitHic Seriously, man, you are pathetic...

[NemoFuitHic]

@Prowsky

To be called pathetic by you is more of a compliment than the insult you intended. It shows how far removed I am from your understanding and for me that can only be a good thing.

To save confusion in the future I suggest you restrict your TV viewing to childrens programming and Fox TV as they are less taxing to the underdeveloped mind.

Ta-ta for now.

[Prowsky]

@NemoFuitHic Man, you have SERIOUS issues...

[NemoFuitHic]

@Prowsky

In a short while you have gone from someone who doesn't understand a simple comedy sketch to someone who behaves like a pseudo Freud.

I offer my congratulations to you.

[Prowsky]

@NemoFuitHic And you have gone from... no wait, you were always baselessly annoying.

[NemoFuitHic]

@Prowsky

Through being annoyed you feel.

Through feeling you think.

Through thought you understand.

Through this process you will understand this and other comedy sketches for yourself and will not have to ask for help from other people.

In this way I have helped you.

Good luck

[tdkzero]

Dear Daily Express

Please watch this

Sincerely

The Rest of the World

[haz464]

diana had to be killed cuz she was a reptile working for al qaeda

[gunterdak]

i wonder if sinister government agents really plane all there nefarious schemes while sitting around a glowing blue table?

[MisterTTG]

I love this series of sketches! They're so brilliant! XD

[asseeninYOURDREAMS]

they should do one about 9/11

[TheEndKing]

@asseeninYOURDREAMS: Yep, that was a significant British event.

Of course, they've also spoofed the KKK, so, what the hell.

[essen961]

Didn't see that coming!

Nice ending.

[iliketoastlots]

'Woman impregnated by the only man they've ever loved are notoriously slapdash about their safety' That cracked me up it was so ridiculous, this was genius!

[edward3710]

jeez they really dont give a shit do they

[AvatarKyosho]

Lol this actually happened. They were discussing hypothetical situations on how the royal family could be assassinated and then it actually happened the exact way they described it.

[9hello123]

@AvatarKyosho Thanks for saying exactly what the joke was, it's not like everyone on this page just watched it.

[KrillLiberator]

A watertight hit. And I'd love to know what the nutjob conspiracy loonies would actually make of this satirical analysis of their stupid ideas in action? I won't call them 'theories' - that would imply that there was a logical, intelligent process behind the formulation of the conspiracy scenarios.

[disamjisa]

@KrillLiberator So how do you define a conspiracy theory? Any theory you disagree with? Anything the government tells you is not true?

[KrillLiberator]

@disamjisa A conspiracy theory is any improbable scenario whereby a random and unfortunate chain of events (ie, an accident) is reimagined as the result of deliberate human machinations (ie, a conspiracy) or those cases where something that has happened in the view of the media is then explained as a hoax (such as the Moon landings). In the former case, the rationale is to assert that nothing happens other than by the hand of Man, thus confirming our invulnerability to acts of god.

[JFJontheprowl]

@KrillLiberator You made me laugh more than the video. Good to see someone keeping up the fight for common sense. Keep it up.

[tiedemannsroed]

@KrillLiberator What if there is an actual conspiracy, would not a theory or suspision about said conspiracy be a cospiracy theory?

[KrillLiberator]

@tiedemannsroed Lol - semantics overload! :D

And no, it would just be dangerous and would result in epic chases where the hero(ine) is pursued by faceless agents sent by Them to keep it all under wraps... ;)

[tiedemannsroed]

@KrillLiberator Yeah, maybe a bit lol :P I see, lets hope that never happens, Agents of Them (AoT) are the worst, they killed Kurt Cobain, you know. Seeing as he had absolute proof of the existence of bigfoot, handed to him by Elvis Presley (Don't tell me you are so naive that you think the king died in 1977), the AoT had no choice but to get rid of him. They managed to convince the masses that a depressed heroin addict could kill himself, but I know the truth, the grim, horrible truth.

[Darusdei]

@disamjisa ofcourse, no one has ever conspired anything, such acts are impossible

[leprechaun192]

laughed so hard at the ending

[MGVaughan1986]

I do think this is funny but I feel sorry for William and Harry and Diana's family if they see it... How they got away with airing this clip I do not know!!

[yunged]

@MGVaughan1986 huh? The point of this clip is to denounce the stupid conspiracy theories that clouded her death.... why would that possibly offend them?

[Nexius8]

@MGVaughan1986 (Assuming your serious). Its because they are comedians and the royal family can't decide what is or is not on TV.

[MGVaughan1986]

@Nexius8 You used the wrong "your". You should have used "You're"

[KrillLiberator]

@MGVaughan1986 You omitted the full stop from the end of your second sentence.

[slasheh]

@MGVaughan1986 BOOOOOOOOM. headshot!

[CrestalMyth]

@MGVaughan1986 And you used no period, used two exclamation marks and capitalised "y". Also, it should be "I would feel sorry", not "I feel sorry".

[MGVaughan1986]

@CrestalMyth A "period" is called a full stop in English English. A " is not called an exclamation mark "!" is an exclamation mark.

[peevee01]

Brilliant clip! One of the best they've done!