P3NIS CUT OFF!

[goldenscales]

What animal would I repopulate the Earth with? A Cat! I'd never go short of Pussy! Lol!!!!!!!

[GuyThatLikesToHunt]

because i know where you live

[assassindwinell1]

Because Im q for real ninja like i studded ninjetsu

[SynnisterSpyder]

2:45 HOT stare XD

[COEN0ful]

cus it has 100 pounds of weed

[mattstorm360]

I would not let any one touch my dick...you even look there i would just beat the **** out of them.

[UnknownFaction]

the dick is a major artery

[HomeOfXboxGamers]

9gagers beware.

[kiosda1]

becuase my comments a comment

[MrFritolay45]

0:40 if someone listened to you through the door just then...XD

[TheNavid001]

39 peoples penis were cut off

[pickletaco8]

0:40 lol

[XlotOfFunX]

OMG THE BEST PART WAS FROM 0:00 TO 3:29

[taongimba]

I got ur penis.. haha

[jackamesandwhich]

Fluffee would be my prison bitch

[michaelsrandomtalks]

dude cut off the dick fuck that sucks at least do the balls but not the dick thats just rude if you cut off the dick

poor poor basterd

[geels2484]

a monkey.....close relatives....VERY CLOSE! lol!



[mrgertrude7]

Watch fluffees eyebrows..

[kklucky4]

hehe crazyy bitchess!!! ;) we rr everrryyyywherreeee teehe

[concreatandwood4life]

i was on vacaction and visiting my grandma when this happened right down the street......... -___________-

[MerciMeMerciMe]

I literally could not breathe from laughing so hard when you were like "I got your penith! I got your penith!" please just say the word penis all the time in every video because it sounds so awesome! X-D

[DPiratedoody]

Why is it that as soon as the girl get's mad at the husband she instantly goes for the penis. why don't the guys ever cut off the girl's boobs? Their not only ruining their sexual life they also make it so the can't go pee for like, a week.

[ryley92]

there are 39 dickheads in the world

[86jaggieMCRluvr]

A unicorn. Thos mutherfukkers are horny animals...

And I fucking love Unicrons <3

[msshellbell422]

dude watching all this just makes my day JS

[TheTrilbyWill]

the woman did it because the guy wanted a divorce, apparently.

[chipcoonrocks]

because im damn fucking sexy

[kaybug152]

because im like the awesomest person in the world

[dgales9pt0]

Suck my dic... shit .

[AshleyRoseEskes]

Awww bummer!

No more sex for that guy.

The question is, if you were passed out and somebody cut off you d*ck, how long would it take you to realize it was gone???

[protoalex2000]

IM A BOSSSSSSSSSS

[TNRff56]

because im fucking awsome at least my mum says so

[asneelsam]

Cuz im sexy and i know it

[werwr4]

i would commit suicide with out my penis..... my penis is my closest friend... he's like the greatest friend god ever gave me.... i will always love my penis... you cut off my penis... ill kill your whole family while i tie you up in a basement and then drown you in your family's blood. then cut "for my penis" in the back of her. when the cops arive they will understand your pain.. charges will not go through..

[TheZukoLover]

@werwr4 LMFAOO too funny!!!!

[Hawtemochikkah]

Wow

[shadowfangirl888]

thats disgusting

[Balmore1Search]

well he cant think animore :x ucks for him.

[seddiePWNS]

"I got your penis... I got your penis" HAHAHAHA DYING.

[nitrojoe9]

this story took place a few miles from my house. made me lock the fucking door!!!!!!!!! it was on the 6 o clock news not the greatest thing to hear when you get home from work that a man in your town just had his dick cut off!!!

[jorgelalo1]

because i got ur penis 8==D

[OMBIC]

your cool :)

[spaik007]

no so horrible

[ImmaEvilMonkey]

Because I FEEL LIKE IT, MOTHERFUCKERS! XD

[sykoTomBoy]

I'm so fucking scared .... O.O

[CloudsxP]

It was a Fucking CHINESE Lady I understand now.....

[santiagoluisalfredo]

kinky

[sadnum2]

its not big deal this guy how cut his thingy cut of only lost 1cm yh 1cm

[pyr01000]

HEY FLUFFY, Suck yo own dick.

[MrBligBoy]

Fluffee.... Id like to thank u... today i was feelin pretty depressed and confused over a girl and now as i watch ur videos im laughin my ass off SO THANK YOU FLUFFEE!!!!!

[KittyAsh01]

O.o scary

[blazingangel908]

lol just....lol

my mom told me about this

[GuyPagani]

becasue I'm GUY FUCKING PAGANI!!!!

[TheKFCluver]

Because it's too late to be in your video.

[Ghost1170]

I just read this story.. And this happened in my town.. In Garden Grove.. And I happen to live nearby.. And I thought this place was safe...

[wilsondenise1775]

You took this on my birthday!! Let this be a lesson guys and rapist!!

[XXxEXAMPLExX]

dog



[LordZakura]

hamsters. mmmmmmmmmm...

[JohnWayne0602]

I would choose Eagles

[XxfallonbabyyXx]

"i got yuur penis, i got yuur peniss" best part haha :P.Xx

[avistomad]

I THINK THAT MEN's dick IS ALL THE WOMEN TARGET......IMAGIN IF WE CAN TAKE IT OF AND PUT IT BACK AGAIN LIKE leggos ...then u have to hide it in a safe or they will steal it ..... imagin women will become selfe-reprodused

[MNKYER]

@avistomad i go for dee baaaalls lol no i dont believe in mutilating mens genetilia

[midgetgirl5]

Maybe the woman was got the Shit beat out of her one to many times and she snapped and cut his dick off!!!

[TheAceForce]

@midgetgirl5 No he did not abuse her because if you read the article you would see that he was the one being abused (at the bottom of the article - spousal abuse). The husband was so obedient, loyal and scared of this woman that he said he deserved it. You are too stupid and lazy to even bother reading the article. What is the point in making up lies and hating men because of those very lies? What a sad low-life individual you are.

[midgetgirl5]

@TheAceForce no i'm not stupied because i didn't know there was a link to read the story. but now that i've read it i do feel sorry for the guy. As far a abuse goes i have seen it one to many times with my best friend and her ex OK. I'M THE ONE SHE AND HER SON RAN TO BECAUSE HER EX GOT DRUNK AND BEAT THE SHIT OUT OF HER AND HER BOY. I'M THE ONE WHO SAW THE BLACK EYE'S AND BRUISES AND CUTS ALL OVER HER BODY AND SON'S BODY. I'M THE ONE WHO HAD TO HELP HER GET HER EX THOWN IN JAIL FOR THE ABUSE

[renshii422]

@midgetgirl5 lol. im a dick -_-. why the. All caps rage?

[midgetgirl5]

@renshii422 because every time i think of what happened to my friend and her son it just pisses me off

[Broskiez143]

keep pressing 2

[starflowermoon]

why doesn't it

[grinjow2]

lol my dick is my whole life with my dick it make no sense gettin a girl cuz the girl will want sex

[MansonLove1988]

"You're putting your dick in your mouth!" LMFAO!! :D

[Wyvernfang117]

becuz my pinis waz cut off

[eliasroosable]

Dude, you're awesome we should hotbox the entire world sometime.

[asongnoonesings]

dude you could be my best friend. haha :) seriously lets hang out.

[IchigosPengin]

He was cheating and told her that he wanted a divorce.

[MrDudeer]

that is unfair i would could her tits off

[TheMaxxx121]

fluffee hates it when someone cuts his dick lol

[Tombston1]

he should take a dilde as protese

[old491234]

2:03



[mrscuppercakers]

Mom: what are you watching?

Me:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh dora?

Mom oh she finally got it cut off huh?

Me:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh­hh mom?!

Mom:what

Me:uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh come here

Mother comes

Me: COCKPUNCH!!!!!

[TheOffice2212]

"I got your penis! I got your penis!"

"Haha, oh wow. It actually looks like you have my..." (Man looks down -_-)

[mrRyanPeterM]

gotta love fluffee :O

[alextheawesomesauce]

ahah :3 and i just thought, DO YOU HAVE HAIR UNDER YOUR BEANIE HAT?

[TheOffice2212]

@alextheawesomesauce Watch FLuffee takes it off.

[PoeIca]

It's something I could see me doing

[shalaandbridget]

i heard this right away, it was on the radio everywere

[AlChemicalLife]

cause im a vimpire and i want to be in your video : )

[DragonThunderFury]

It would've been more creepy if she'd used the penis as a dildo before grinding it up >.>

[Hailsfawn]

ha, it really looks like you have... have my dick.... -_-

[SniffleMeSniffs]

if u dont put this comment in ur vid im gunna cut off my dick grind it up mix it with some like potatoand eat it.....ill say i got the idea from u ;)

[hellobojidar123]

Cuz my coment just deserves it. GET OVER IT :D

[Pman6543]

If my balls were cut off i would be pissed off to high heavens but my penis............... murder suicide nuff said

[JessBisme]

holy shit, that story is awwwwffffuuuuuulllllll. it made me cringe, and i'm a girl. ugh, holy shit. AWFUL!!!!

[limefluff2]

Why does this comment deserve to be in yur video? Because I'm on a fucking boat....I think

[7KiFFA]

Cuz im white .

[MichaelaNicole40]

im towleies twin .

[earlie789]

HAHAHA I. ALMOST POOPED WHEN U SAID "I got your penis! (waves hand around)"

[googlerules55]

Why does your video deserve to have my comment on it?

[saikoscocial]

Because you want it in your video.

You know you do.

[gracemwolf]

cuz i felt like i should be in ur video

[randallracer]

because im awesome

[Waffleluvrrr]

2:44 his face looks so serious lmfao

[deejaytallica]

cock meat sandwitch hahaha

[MrHockey214]

ha ha that's jokes

[TheMyrandaboo]

I love you...lololololol. Alot.

[nekrial]

As soon as I saw the title my first thought was "Another one?" then I thought "Oh wait, this is North America.

[Kicks2094]

@nekrial FUCK YOU MAN

[becca182fbtw]

She punished herself. NO SEX FOR HER, ONE YEAR.

[FreeEnergyLiving]

Nice!!!

[AFightersCore]

Because, me typing this message to you is an honour... for you not me :D

[Randym32898]

ALL GO ON PEOPLES VIDEOS WITH ALOT OF VIEWS.. FLUFFEE NEEDS MORE SUBSCRIBERSSS!!! HE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITE COMMENTATORS!!!!! <33

[kevindegraaf2]

@Randym32898 dont wanna be an asshole but fluffee is a blogger or vlogger since they're all video blogs... anyways fluffee is my favorite v(b)logger too.

[soloisrollin777]

cause im fucking awsome man



[tacoblocko]

@ultimatetrunks1 and JB isn't 51.

[Br0therh00dPaladin]

I can't answer your question, I don't have a good reason why my comment should be in your video. So, i'm not gonna post a comment.

[tacoblocko]

@ultimatetrunks1 That makes no sense what so ever...but why the fuck not.

[StevieNaChelle]

i would never hit a man in the dick or balls.. thats like the worse possible spot ever. i wouldn't wanna be hit in the tit of clit. even though i'm a girl... i kinda hate females.

[footballforlife6570]

my comment deserves to be in your movie because you ALWAYS talk about dicks and i have a dick

[marsh1998]

0:45

[OdeToSoIitude]

Because you're ugly and i'm beautiful.

[JaclynRamsey]

Haha, that crazy woman actually shopped in the store I work in!! My coworkers and I were surprised she did that cuz we all thought she was really nice, one the nicest customers we had!

[shufflezstarr]

where does he get this stuff????

[TheCourtneyConfusion]

aha oh wow i luvs u fluffee <3 lol ;)

[Elieesia]

Lol ur hot :)

[14lanicup]

stupid justin bieber ad wasted my fluffee time

[b3tterfly]

hahahaha , s0me fucked up shit ...

& cuz I fuckin l0ve ur vide0s <3

[viktoreya]

because u love cments

[reecethe100]

NO LETS NOT CUT OF HER TITS SHOVE HIS DEAD ROTTEN DICK IN HER MOUTH TILL SHE DIES

[lolcat630]

lets take of her titys

[cRobert2020]

I would get a replacement <3

[mrshinyshoes]

You're absolutely right FLuffee, no man deserves getting his penis cut off.  There is absolutely no reason, ever, to cut off a man's penis. Personally, I'd rather be put to death than to have my penis cut off.

[drakeTM1]

What is it with Fluffee and severed genitalia

[jamisback1]

it doesn't. 

[TheErinBear]

Because I'm Charlie Sheen. Yeah. I went there.

[TifaLockheart888]

My comment deserves to be in your video because my vagina looks like a distorted pee pee.

[ww2buffbattlefield]

@TifaLockheart888 um... ( slowly walks away)

[TifaLockheart888]

@ww2buffbattlefield -wink-wink- XDD

[ICampWithMyPPSH]

PS3Network for me is off :(

[246sam1]

Reminds me of my other side of my family...From my moms side...Whos last name is Bobbitt....

Anyone who knows what im talking about...Well....Loreana Bobbitt!

My family is so screwed up.

[FuzzinessDangers]

My comment deserves to be in your video because... I introduced all of my friends to you? There were some that didnt like you but I went on their youtube accounts and made them subscribe to you anyways XD

[blueblasterkid]

u know why she cut it off he fucked another girl and she made sure he woundnt do it again

[cadence9308]

Because I'm cute! what? that's what my mom says...

[RawrSaysTheKittyKat]

Yeah..how would he go to the bathroom..?

[alexisthesinger99]

how would he go pee?

[RockeyDAproductons]

WOLF, then furries will rule earth

[planbskateboarder543]

because i said fuck :)

[supersawneekfan]

Damn man...

[victoriaisntsosecret]

Aawqwwies...she slipped her OWN HUSBAND a roofie?! Really? What is wrong with that woman!

[izumichan560]

0:48 X)

[nancychapman69]

@izumichan560 thats not funny at all WTF

[izumichan560]

@nancychapman69 Well, sorry. I meant his face.

---> -_-

[clarebearpanda]

Because the comments love u

[ianblast832]

Because I love u

[plazaff]

because i love you.no homo

[SSBBNiTEWiNG]

im uncomfortable...

[k8e1214]

Game over for him

[dragonxmanx]

WHY THE FUCK NOT?!

[cocoo222]

He should kill himself there's point of life any more .'(

[BlueFire240]

@cocoo222 what if he had a small dick

[onionman113]

she looks like a crazy person

[archon378]

because i want to have your babies

[IMABEMINECRAFT]

hahahahhaahh trlolololol lmfaoooo!@#!@#!@#!@#

[HyperMonster11]

because there fucking awsome!!!!!

[Jenivera]

cause he wanted a divorce.