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  • I guess you could say

    *sunglasses*

    They really were SHOOTING STARS

    yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa­h

  • Guess that's true guys... Oh well :)

  • thank you robbiecook :)  just added it...

  • i love how good Johnny is at being bullied...

  • I hate Paul Daniels what a jizz headddddddd

  • Anyone else's ears hurt from those recent adverts with the car and the washing machines. I dunno why but precise noises like that weird-ass woman's voice with a reverberation added to it just makes me feel a little queezy inside! =P

  • @AnnatarYoung what has that got to do with this video?

  • "Stop hitting meh..." LOL I love Johnny Vegas :D

  • @shibzy0tennant his he's accent funneh?

  • Just for the record....this is why you WILL lose the licence fee....advertising.

    You want jam on both sides of the bread and it's the reason I dumped TV 3 years ago.

  • @timpovikings you still have to pay tv licence for owning a pc :P cos of iPlayer and stuff like that.

  • @TheSekkter

    CAB:

    "You don't need a television licence if a TV set cannot receive TV programmes and is used only:

    •for close circuit monitoring

    •for watching pre-recorded videos or DVDs

    •as a computer monitor – see under heading You don't use your television set or other device to watch or record broadcast programmes.

    You don't need a TV licence if you only ever watch catch-up services, like BBC i-Player, that let you watch programmes after they have been broadcast.

  • @timpovikings and while theyre broadcasting, you can watch live, thats how they get ya

  • @TheSekkter

    The licence is for the receiver and the ability to record broadcasts.

    Also, something I picked up on years ago, the BBC takes the piss with DVDs and recorded radio programs. They've already been paid for by the taxpayers! Similarly, when you write to the BBC and ask to obtain old material. It's like asking them for blood, but the nation owns the BBC archives, the record library and it is also worth mentioning that the licence fee pays for digital. Something not everyone has.

  • @timpovikings Correctamundo! However next year you will need digital when they shut off... analog? lol

  • @TheSekkter

    Would you like it Lego or alphabet spaghetti, Einstein?

    I don't have a TV or a device that receives live broadcasts.

  • @timpovikings Y UMAD!? Yeah you do! google me this "tvcatchup" you can watch LIVE tv from a range of digital channels right in your browser, also on the bbc website you can watch all bbc channels live......EINSTEIN! no reason to get rude over it, no one on youtube really gives a shit how much of a hipster you are.

  • @TheSekkter

    I'll try crayon...

    TV LICENCE site: "you need a licence to watch any channel live online, but you wouldn’t need one to use BBC iPlayer to catch up on an episode of a programme you missed, for example."

    I don't watch or record live broadcasts, bright lad. A PC therefore does not require a licence.

    You obviously give a shit, because you keep contacting me.

    Try and get out more.

  • If he didn't, I would've.

  • KEIIITTTTEEEEE, BRILLIANT

  • wait i thought that tranqilizers make people asleep well he didnt

  • Can someone please explain me the fuss around Vegas? I find him stupid, rude and not so funny. It's just ... there are so many more talented comedians around and I don't get his success.

  • @smarge1 Well tough luck to you then.

  • I love that Ulrika headturn!

  • JOHNNY VEGAS IS NOT A 300 LB. ANIMAL!!!

  • @pm41224 ......He's a 400 LB animal!

  • @lilacbird Bob Mortimer said "300 lb. Animal"!

  • @pm41224 I know, I was just making a crappy joke 8D

  • True or false monkey man.

  • @DJOgmios Yes, that is definitely FALSE.

  • Stop 'ittin' meh!

  • Paul Daniels shit joke FTW

  • @Archin04 then johnny would have said "shudda worn glasses love" and have another pint lol

  • STOP HITTING MEH

  • @LimeBugLove I think you mean 'STOP ETTIN MEH!'

  • @Gallifrey103 Tha's standard english tup north

  • @Bobthemonkey675 Yep, it is. I have to put up with it everyday.

  • @Gallifrey103 I think YOU mean 'Stop ittin meh!'

  • @nakatasnoodles Okay, so I'm a northerner. But I deliberatly use long Aes with a Surrey accent. I can't say I'm at all pleased with my heritage.

  • @Gallifrey103 Its all right mate. Im Northern and as the stereotype says, Proud! We all should be :)

  • @nakatasnoodles Ma North!

  • looks like gaben

  • this might soud dumb but did he actually fire

  • "Stop hitting me" what the fuck haha

  • @deadpixels yeah he has a pint on every gameshow except QI

  • i never get adverts anyway, hmm

  • johnny always turns out pint in hand

  • stop 'ittin me

  • Refresh the page. Adverts skipped. Problem Solved.

  • Why is Shooting Stars not on DVD? Come on BBC. They'd be a hit on DVD guaranteed!

  • @cecilflare they are i have it

  • Everyone just get over the adverts, they only about 20 seconds anyway, check you email or something in the time. No matter how much you bitch and moan about them youtube isn't getting rid of them because it makes them money and it also stops us viewers from having to pay to watch a video.

    Your complaining is repetitive and ultimately futile so please just give it a rest.

  • If people get ads, press f5 to get rid of them.

  • BBC adverts wtf?

  • "We need a 300 pound animal."

    "We've already got one."

    CLASS-IC!

  • this one was well funny, shame they dont show the next bit when johnny passes out lol.

  • so....was it REALLY a tranquilizer he got him with or was it just a fake for laughs?

  • NO IT WAS REAL THIS IS ENGLAND .

  • @blobby1972 loooool

  • @blobby1972 actually its not true

  • @petefure glad you sorted that one out.

  • @blobby1972 mhm..

  • Shame the clip wasn't a little longer so that we could see the end of the skit when JV collapses.

  • LMFAO "What have i done? Stop hitting me!"

  • Can I just ask, why the FUCK are there ads at the start of every fucking BBC Worldwide video??? Here in England, we pay for a television license BY LAW, so we don't get ads when watching BBC programmes!!!

  • BBC Worldwide is the 'fundraising' arm of the BBC, gaining extra money from exporting programmes/formats to other countries, selling CDs/DVDs, and getting advertising on their non-UK channels (such as BBC America). It means the BBC gets more funding than it would from just the license payers. A very boring response I know.

  • That's cool, thanks for clearing that up :-)

  • i second this! - its rediculous!

  • @Fireodeath i dont get adds

    maybe cause your in england??

    seems silly to me though

  • It is, yeah. So where are you from then?

  • @Fireodeath

    australia

  • Cool :o)

  • @hrdbeatclothing i dont get adds and im from england :)

  • @Fireodeath yeah and in US they dont, thats why in England we get ads in ITV and Channel 4 becasue BBC own the TV license

  • @Fireodeath just click reload and the page will reload without an ad

  • @Fireodeath really? thats what the license is for? thats a brilliant idea. I hate adverts and would pay a little extra not to have to see them. but yea, youtube is a total ad whore these days

  • @Fireodeath Have you ever tried getting on to the BBC worldwide  webpage. apparently if you live in England, you can't!

  • @Fireodeath they are Youtube partners which means that they are earning money from youtube for getting viewed

  • @Fireodeath haha, rage...

  • @Fireodeath BBC worldwide is the commercial branch of the BBC, and so makes money through advertising/selling shows to other nations.

  • @Fireodeath I know your comment is a year old, but it's recieved a large amount of "Thumbs Up". Does the name "Television Lisense" not give you a cluce? You have a license for your television(s) which states that your television(s) may recieve a broadcast signal. Since these clips are on YouTube, the BBC has every right to make money from advertisments placed before, after, next to or in said clips.

  • @DarrelHerring Aye, you're absolutely right, but remember it has already been paid for by the UK public and while they are obviously going to make a profit when they can, they don't actually NEED the money for funding, perhaps that's what he was getting at.

  • @bizarrefruit Well, people like to make money. You're using a computer with Internet access, you don't NEED it, you WANT it, so you got a job and saved up enough money to afford both the computer and Internet access. I understand that your comment came from a good place and was polite(a rare thing on YouTube) but his(Fireodeath) comment was just another needlessly angry comment, most likely posted because Fireodeath was bored or because he has some serious anger-management issues.

  • @DarrelHerring No worries man, as long as people are reasonable I have no problem in hearing the other sides of the arguments. The analogy you used works except that it would be like me buying a computer and then buying another one which I genuinely don't need. A little interesting fact too, internet access in currently being turned into a human right, computers now are a necessity pretty much but I get what you're saying and of course you are right, I have no problem watching an ad for the BBC.

  • @DarrelHerring But TV licence money funds the BBC. Hence why they have no advertising on their broadcast channels. I do see your point about it being on youtube. But why don't the BBC only display adverts to those outside of the UK!?

  • @dangitcarn I don't think it's possible to restrict ads on YouTube to only appear in certain countries, besides if they want to make money they can, it's only an advertisement.

  • @Fireodeath because youtube isn't owned by bbc. iplayer, which is, has no ads.

  • @Fireodeath oh, and also, bbc worldwide is the commercial arm of the bbc which earns money through means other than the license fee. So that's another reason.

  • @catbat06 And also as the license fee would increase if it had to encompass youtube as well. I think a few seconds of advertising is better than that...

  • @Fireodeath BBC Worldwide mate, it's the profitable arm of the BBC.

  • FUCKING love vic n bob!

  • A cunting advert to start

  • Did Paul just say 'Yes Darling?'' to Bob?

    Genius xD

  • LMFAO piss funny 5 Stars

  • The adverts are from YouTube itself rather than the BBC. If you're using Mozilla Firefox then get an addon called Adblock Plus and you won't see any adverts on YouTube (as well as on most websites).

  • @RobbieCook or just press f5 b4 the vids start it jumps straight to the videos

  • @RobbieCook or just press f5?

  • @RobbieCook then how will youtube pey for all those copyrights and servers you guys are using

  • they are still getting paid by the company advertising.

  • These are put on the internet by a separate company working *on behalf of* the BBC called BBC Worldwide. They do all the "commercial" aspects of BBC programmes like releasing them on DVD, selling to foreign broadcasters, licensing merchandise for programmes such as toys for Doctor Who etc.

    None of your licence fee money goes to BBC Worldwide, just as none of this advertising money goes to the BBC itself.

  • I've seen alot of comments about the adverts being back. Am I the only one not getting them?

  • watch them while drunk and they make a lot of sence.

  • i dont get them either =S

  • Its just mad. dont try and think about it to much its just simple slap stick comedy like "Bottom".

  • It's on a random number generator. Sometimes you get them, sometimes you don't.

  • Fucking bbc putting adverts on youtube.

    Cunts.

  • Cough, TV Licence...

  • exactly, aren't the fucking license fees enough?

  • I hope it does return. I've missed it worse than heroin.

  • ye it comes on in a couple of days

  • It's back...

  • This will be back on. Vic and Bob enjoyed the Christmas special so much that they wanted to do more. Rightly so, cause this is hilarious!

  • David Walliams was on the show, he starred as a gay person in one of the final challenges

  • david walliams is on everything, i thought people grew to knew that..

  • This is the best show ever, i always used to watch back in the days.

  • Wish they would bring this back

  • its comin bak in a couple months, can't wait

  • New Series starts next week! :)

  • ah brilliant, i haven't seen no trailers for it, but then again i haven't bin watching alot of tv recently coz its so bad atm

  • Are you sure? I really hope it does!

  • nobody cares

  • you were never lovelier...

  • this show was freakin awesome

    i used to watch it every friday

    and its back & I went to a recording the other day!!!

    i love georgey dawes and his outfits!

    PEANUTS! xox

    And I would LOVE to see david walliams on here ;-)

    xoxo

  • I remember later in this episode Johnny just falls off his chair as the tranquilliser "takes effect" :P

  • they need to do more of this show

  • its coming back. my parents went to a recording of one last week (:

  • aw lucky them. my parents go to a lot of bbc show recordings in glasgow. so it's mainly lottery shows. but they enjoy it. are they allowed to say who the team captains where. or did they have to sign a confidental form. like my parents did when they went to see who dare wins getting recorded

  • I thought BBC didn't do adverts....

  • in britian they dont cause of the licence, but BBC worldwide do.

  • Doesn't Vegas eventually keel over in the general knowledge round?

  • yep

  • yes

  • Yup

  • Yarp

  • no........yeah..sorry i just waned to be different

  • no.........me 2

  • yes

  • No, not at all. Ok, yes he does.

  • I've seen the full episode of this elsewhere on youtube and about 2 or 3 minutes afterwards, Johnny faints or something like that!

    So animal tranquilizers do work on humans, just not as quickly.

  • 'True or false, Monkey Man?' That just kills me.

  • OMG Vegas looks so different now! I effing love Shooting Stars <3333

  • I bloody love how vegas has a pint.

    lol

  • That was the point. In other episodes he had several and in some of the challenges he was clearly drunk! Just look at him in the children's roundabout challenge!!! (it's in my favourites)

  • Most of them had drinks before the show lol, I watched the 'All new shooting stars' thing where they intervied everyone about it lol.

  • The christmas show was the best one, where he got really drunk during the show, and could hardly speak, was outstanding.

  • @DeadPixels He's more of a tea drinker now. :)

  • @DeadPixels hes got a whole pump under there

  • KEET

  • doesn't johnny vegas pretend to collapse or something?

  • Yeah, I think later on in the show he collapses!

  • Vic Reeves and Bob Mortimer hit Johnny Vegas with a tranquilizer as an experiment. Hilarious clip from the BBC talk / variety show Shooting Stars.

    YEAH!

  • Description?

  • Congrats

  • The Magician Paul Daniels is such a gimp he almost ruins the gag just by being boring.

    Another classic from Vic and Bob Think ive seen everything on youtube.

  • I miss Jasmine Lowson in the morning

  • I miss Jasmine Lowson in the morning

  • Fuckin class LOL

  • Stop 'ittin meh!

  • I remember Johnny Vegas when he was Johnny Blackpool

  • have you see johnny lately he's lost a ton of weight

  • KKET DUVVI FROM BWOYSOWN

  • Paul Daniels tries to be funny and fails as per usual. I hate PD

  • Bob is the next James Bond.. would you look at the way he handles that weapon?!?

  • I JUST SAW THAT 5 SECS AGO ON TV!

  • what year was this

  • 1965

  • DVD we're longing.

  • LMAO!!!!

  • oh shut the fuck up my mates were at the show and it is the same routine he does at every one of his shows the bloke is married with kids get a fucking life loser

  • Your a twat.

  • "you're a twat"