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  • "Astronomy not astrology"

    "What's the difference"

    "About 50 IQ points'

  • LOL, this is stuff you come up with is really GOLD!! Thanks!

  • "It makes it look friendly" hahahahahaaha nice

  • Banana! Nooooo!

  • WHY IS NO ONE COMMENTING ABOUT THE KEYS TO THE KINGDOM REFERENCE? THAT WAS AWESOME!

  • Amy is so very attractive. I am of the opinion that Mr. D is a most fortunate individual.

  • "Astronomy, not astrology."

    "What's the difference?"

    "About fifty IQ points."

    Love it.

  • "Zeus and I aren't talking right now..." lol

  • lol "about 50 iq points" that was great!

  • Lucy is divine.

  • Damn heaven looks boring as shit. Were is the mansion that everyone is suppose to get and I want ice cream too.

  • "about 50 IQ points"

    epic win!

  • LOL hahahaha you are killing me

  • it makes it look friendly LOLL

  • i love lucy :)

  • this one was pretty good..haha

  • Whats with the banana ? i saw it in a bunch of episodes.

  • @intheelfcondom Search for Ray comfort and bananas or Kirk cameron and bananas. It's one of the funiest things you'll ever see.

  • @misterdeity haha :) Atheist's nightmare. He is not the intelligent one.... “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the the universe.” Einstein was dead on. I'm looking forward on the next Mr. Deity episodes, got hooked. It has some nice arguments I can use while messing religious people. The more I go deep in to religion the stupider it gets.

  • @intheelfcondom “Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind.”

    "My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind."

    "Before God we are all equally wise - and equally foolish."

    Einstein denied the existence of a personal God. Please don't be foolish enough to take that to mean that he would agree with your statement that religion is stupid.

  • @laxbellexmort Please don't be foolish enough to think that you would know what Einstein wouldn't think.

  • @TheMidwestAtheist I'm not. Read my post more carefully. You're accusing me of doing the very thing I was telling intheelfcondom not to. It's foolish to presume to know what someone long dead would or wouldn't think. It's more foolish still to take a single vague quote and try to twist it to "mess with religious people" when the same person has many quotes about spirituality and the possibility of a higher being. Please learn to read comments fully before replying.

  • @laxbellexmort well Einstein used god in many of his quotes but is was more like God=All the things in the universe we don't (YET) understand. Its true i don't know what dead people would have thought but I know that Einstein was atheist so he as smart man can not possibly think that religion is a good idea.

  • @misterdeity That, and that one guy who -- onstage in front of hundreds of people! -- said the dinosaurs went extinct because, after The Flood, they had to breathe so fast their nostrils caught on fire -- thus, it would explain fire-breathing dragons! I think ı̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̸̨t's -- oh, sorry Sir, let me get that for you. Anyway, I LOVE that one!!

  • @misterdeity yeah the minute i saw it i busted out laughing... ray is an absolute lunatic

  • @intheelfcondom it might be a play on the idea that "the banana is the atheist's worst nightmare" because it has the appearance of being designed by god when really it was bred like that by man.

  • @intheelfcondom Love the irony...in a BUNCH of episodes...

    

  • @intheelfcondom The banana in a "bunch"? Of episodes? lol, 

  • Strange background noise in left speaker.

  • @rpgreseller It's in stereo. And it's in every Deity episode (minus one or two). It's the soothing whrrr of the omniverse. Think warp engine hum of a starship.

  • It makes it look friendly! :D

  • Don't cut the tip off if it isn't yours.

  • How To Kill A Goat for Dummies

  • Circumcision is genital mutilation! Bad...BAD Deity! =)

  • Oh, god.... Amy is fantastic! "What's the difference?" "About 50 IQ points..." Love it!

  • Hahaha this is fantastic, great actors surprisingly this was really well done great job guys. You got a new sub.

  • I cannot believe I haven't been turned on to this show ... After seeing it, I can't believe HBO hasn't jumped all over it ... I don't know how that works but, if it was up to me , I'd throw a pile of $ at it , knowing that $ is coming back . I finally have the FAITH !!!

  • I never would've kicked Luci out of bed ...

  • Whats the difference? ... about 50 IQ points ... :p :p

  • @jamananowar Luci is too kind!

  • Lucifer/Lucy is a hot chick!

  • @phreakoutaston crazy hot

  • so what list are they actually referring to?

  • @FungusyHam It's basically all the laws from the Hebrew Bible regarding sacrifices, kashrut (dietary laws), etc...

  • "Zeus and I aren't.. talkin right now..."

  • ...about 50 IQ points! Awesome! LOL

  • ...about 50 IQ points! Awesome! LOL

  • BRIAN! SOS!!! I had a subscription, not a fortune, $5.00 a month, byt PayPal says it was cancelled. What gives? As a Satanic Hindu Idolator, I'm not allowed to welsh on a promise. Please inform.

  • @ChurchOfKali66619 This happens fairly frequently. Usually, it's that the card you used has expired. All you have to do it sign up again. But it's not my doing, if that's what you were thinking. It's a Paypal thing.

  • Lucy (Lucifer) is GORGEOUS!!!!!!!!!

  • Mr. Diety, I have trouble finding your email address...I blame it on Flash (which you inspired the creation of) that your website uses.

    I tried prayer and nothing, so perhaps I thought I would turn to the message boards

  • @wrsmitty1880 It's mrdeity at mrdeity dot com.

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  • Too bad the Greek gods didn't see fit to give Socrates a stay of execution for his crimes like blasphemy against them by saying that they never did wrong.

  • It makes it look friendly!

  • It makes it look friendly!

  • Hey, she looks like the women in the fake add for Cherokee hair tampons on South Park.

  • @elmore1735 That's her! She's so cool, she's actually been on South Park!

  • Is it just me or does Mr Deity eat an extraordinary number of bananas during his begging segments?

  • Do you have to pay for subscriptions on youtube?

  • @jsn1295 No. As has always been the case, Mr. Deity is free on YouTube (don't know that there's any other way to do that), and iTunes. When I speak about subscribing in the begging segments, its a financial subscription (as little as $.99 a month). Don't worry. B

  • Astronomy not astrology.

    What's the difference?

    About 50 IQ points.

    Hilarious.

  • Have you considered using Penn Jillette for Beelzebub?

  • i want to marry lucy

  • @gabeygoat I beat you to it! Ha!

  • @misterdeity

    dagnabbit

    er, i mean, deity-damn it!

  • @gabeygoat Get in line, my friend.

  • I think I just saw Lucy in a Little Caesar's commercial! Confirm?

  • Is 'cutting the tip off' a reference to female genital mutilation?

  • @kinxectic No. Male circumcision, I think.

  • @kinxectic Close. Circumcision.

  • hahahahaha.....i luv this guy!!!

  • Superb. 

  • Lucy is kinda hot for an older woman

  • @Lburna009 totally agree bro.....

  • @Lburna009 She is!

  • @Lburna009 i know right?

  • @Lburna009 yeah she is

  • @Lburna009 spot on mate

  • All Deities always ask for the money

    But this is for a good cause ;-)

  • Hey the Jews do have an incredible history of philosophy. At least from Maimonides on. I must confess that I know little that came before him, but still they have some really good stuff there.

  • @jdlund Yeah, I've studied the Rambam's stuff extensively. But that came much later than the time frame spoken of in this episode. And one of the truly disturbing things you find amongst the writings of Maimonides is that the Law is really only for the Jews. In other words, if you murder a fellow Jew, then yes, capital punishment applies. Murder a gentile? Not so much. The Law is nothing more than in-group morality. Not very transcendent.

  • Lol so your going to have them cut the tip off..... WoW that is GOLD!

  • nip the tip! never gets old!

  • ROFL - 50IQ pts between Astronomy and Astrology.

  • @sarahj666666 Right. And then he says, "Come on, I am at least 50 points!" LOL.

  • "It makes it look friendly!" :D

  • LOL! The endings are even funnier!

  • OHH so Lucy (Lucifer) is supposed to be representative of all women...i.e. "Women are the devil?" LOLOL

  • What's the difference betweeen astronomy and "astrology?" "About 50 IQ-points! Haha, it's SO true, only complete morons believe in "astrology": )

  • "I know I hit a homie!" LMAO!

  • Leviticus 19:19. Look it up! My atheist neighbor had to show it to her Jewish teacher before she believed it...

  • "Thou shalt not wear a garment of divers sorts, as of woolen and linen together. "Deuteronomy 22:11

    Also Leviticus 19:19 paraphrases the same rule.

  • "About 50 IQ points"

    ha ha ha!

  • You should post this as a response to NonStampCollector's "What would Jesus NOT do?".

  • lucy is sexy.

  • hehe 50 IQ points... <3

  • Haa! I just wanted you to know that I actually got that reference to El. THAT was truly brilliant.

  • "Mr.D: What's the difference?

    Lucy: About 50 IQ points."

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ

  • I love how you are eating the "Atheist's nightmare" at the end of the call for donations.

    Always with the subtleties. Great work.

    Words is a funny show also.

  • scrumptious!

    What a great show!

    Donate

  • Where is the biblical quote re wool and linen together?

  • LMAO You and lucy have great chemistry!

  • "it makes it look friendly" ha,ha,ha LMAO...

  • I actually shot water out my nose at the last line.

  • "about 50 IQ points"

    was golden.

  • lmao yh

  • Actually, the Odyssey does have info on how to slaughter a bull. They had a ritual in which the future meat must "consent" to being slaughtered. This became an issue for the Jews in Hellenic lands, hence the ban on "sacrificed" meat.

  • "That or I give them the right to vote..." And the look on Lucy's face is absolutley PRICELESS!!

  • Lucy is one hot She-Devil.

  • Brilliant!!  Absolutely brilliant!!

  • David Spade-ish voice. Good stuff.

  • The real "unique gift" is "MR DEITY"!!

    Not only is the concept unique but it is very funny!

    All the actors/actresses really make it work!

    Keep up the good work!

    Unlike most comedy skits which insult people's intelligence because they are so dumbed down, Mr. Deity appeals to a slightly higher intellect. I mean, how many people could fit dark matter into a skit and still be funny? Definitely geared toward a unique and growing audience.

  • Thanks! I'm currently working on the Mr. Deity book with the working title, "Mr. Deity's Diary," and the thing that I'm loving most is how incredibly intelligent this audience is. I never fear referencing some obscure event or anything like that because I know that my audience will either know the reference, or appreciate it after they've looked it up. I get so many nice emails thanking me for this or that reference and how it's added to their knowledge base. This audience is extremely bright!

  • @misterdeity

    On that note, best joke was the banana thing in a few of the episodes.

    This is brilliant.

  • oh yea a mr. deity book would be awesome! would it have titles of the skit and have dialogues and names of who's talking? that would be awesome! all the cast could do a promo in book stores and do autographs..that would definitely sell. Also a mr. deity dvd or even a movie perhaps with a story line! You could have known guest like bill mahr, r. dawkins, sam harris, bennette, thunder foot, ray comfort and kirk cameron, news anchors, sports stars and celebrities. This would be funny!

  • oh yea i forgot, you also have to have known religious figures and people to have a good even point of view. That would really be funny. I know you guys can do something with that. You guys do awesome stuff!

  • "it makes it look friendly" OMFG...

  • Yeah just caught that for the first time. I thought she said Al though not L.

  • In the list of Greek gifts you forgot Baklava.

    Beats the pants off of gefilte fish.

  • 50 IQ points and "It makes it look friendly!" were AWESOME.

  • These videos are incredibly amazing. I can't believe I never heard of these till today.

  • "I slammed one...grandly.." Haha!

  • i wonder how heavily Rickey Gervais influenced this guy

  • I will freely admit, Ricky is a god to me (pun intended). Unfortunately, I have not seen as much of his work as I should have. Woody Allen and Bob Newhart are probably my two biggest comedic influences. BTW, my manager calls me (I'm a little embarrassed to say) the American Ricky Gervais. But he's paid to flatter me. I have no such grand illusions.

  • Well not a big fan of woody Allen myself and being a Brit didn't even recognise the name of Bob Newhart till i just IMDB'd him. That says i'm a massive Rickey Gervais Fan and you have definitely got the same kinda mannerisms going on.

    Only discovered these shows tonight but I'm massively impressed so far. Being into comedy and an atheist i find these shows really strike home :)

  • You're much better looking than any of the three you mention. I'll bet you sing a fine tenor.

  • Thats a really good one!

  • hahaha

    about 50 IQ points xD

  • "What's the difference between astrology and astronomy?"

    "About 50 IQ points"

    Man I laughed so hard

  • actually chocolate covered grasshoppers are *NOT* kosher. unless it's milkless chocolate.

  • God is a petty, inconsistent, dumb, digusting, and a tyrannical little man. Hey hes Napoleon B. !

  • ahahahah 50 i points!

  • This is my favorite episode to date. I watch it over and over - brilliant!

  • It makes it look friendly - LOL!

  • This is a Deity I could get behind...

  • It makes it look friendly! Win!

  • I don't get it!! :(

  • Circumcision makes the penis look happy.  It's a gift for Lucy and the girls!

  • It makes it look friendly!

  • Looks more friendly!!!

  • ahahaha 1:40. 50iq points!

  • They have dogs barking in the background of heaven...

  • I Love Lucy sorry pun intended

    she is a blonde

    BIG G

  • ...about 50 IQ points" genius!

  • I liked the "I'm at least a 50! Give me some credit." part even more.

  • when you said the keys to the kingdom were on the key chain IPMROFL

  • It makes it look friendly!

  • "i slammed one, grandly." GREATEST FEW LINES EVER

  • Oh, my deity! Lucy is so f(bleep) hot!

  • LOL.

    Difference between Astrology and Astronomy... 50 IQ points.

    That is so true :D :D

  • Lucy is hot beyond belief.

  • @RCinPAWA You're so 100% correct :D

  • first time watching this, great stuff lol

  • ha! "so you're going to cut the tip off" good one one!!!!

  • I cringe at that line.

  • I liked this, but I'd like to see a video about what they were chosen FOR. Seriously, it seems like an oxymoronic, or just maybe moronic, designation at this point. I say in class that they are held to a higher example, more is expected of them, but it's a hard sell, sounds "elitist" which I suppose it is, but I think you could make great hay from it. Now that I have made this request, I shall go subscribe.

  • Well, if you look at history, they were obviously chosen to have their hats handed to them time and time again.

  • Right. Specially designed hats to designate them as Jews, to top it off.

  • That's funny!

  • Feel free to use it any way you see fit. :-)

  • "What's the difference [between astronomy and astrology]?"

    "About 50 IQ points."

    Priceless! I Love This Show!

  • "It makes it look friendly!"

    LMAO!

  • Best episode ever! ;)

  • Satan is Hot, I love her

  • Yeah, but she's "Mrs. Deity" in real life. Drat! She'd look so GREAT in leather and heels! (Punish me, Lucifer, I've been a bad boy!) Lucky Mr. Deity stiff!!!

  • 4:26 is GOLD !!!!!!!!!!

  • "it makes it look friendly!" HAAAAAAAHAHAHAAH!!!!! Too funny! I love you guys!

  • BWAAAHAHAHAHA!!!

  • she's a hot milf

  • There are so many funny things here, I could watch it 100 times and still laugh. I feel guily I haven't donated to keep you going....damn that Catholic upbringing. I will. tomorrow I SWEAR!

  • Sorry if this has already been asked but it's been puzzling me (as a big fan especially): where the fuck are episodes 3 and 4? How'd season three manage to jump from two episodes to "episode five"? I'm really confused and if these "missing episodes" (3 and 4) are somewhere I'd like to find them.

  • The episodes are there, but they aren't marked as 3 and 4. Mr. Deity and the Magic is 3 and Mr. Deity and the Scripts is 4. If this happens again just look at when the videos were uploaded. :)

    LOVE THIS SHOW!

  • Thanks!

  • love you guys....and girl. nice twist on what seems so...REAL!

  • Utterly brilliant!

  • This show manages to be both stupid hilarious and high-brow. I don't know how you do it.

  • Great videos. I'll never ever pay you a cent to make them though.  How about I sacrifice a couple of goats to you instead?

  • Contact me at my mrdeity email, and I'll give you the address of where to send the goats.

  • HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    I.

    Love.

    This.

    Show.

  • I love it, and I totally love the e-begging at the end of every ep. Nice addition. I really hope that you continue your goal of turning this into a commercial success. If the budget grew bigger you could broadcast three episodes per week, right?

    Have you considered presenting it to non-USA English channels? You know, in countries that aren't as middle eastern about god as the USA seems to be? :)

    Anyway, I really enjoy Mr Deity, especially this episode. Keep up the heavenly work!

  • Right, please make something of comparable quality with your friends and post the link here! :D

  • I love it, but I just can't stand the e-begging at the end of every ep. Totally ruins it. Either make the movies coz you want to, or don't. If it's too expensive, then do it on the cheap like the rest of us.