No, I Don't Think I'm God

[jacob1yolla]

Thumbs up if he somewhat looks like Michael Moore

[JadedTheDragon]

You resemble tom hanks with your beard

[JohnnyMarsBar]

no dont shave or wheezy ti and quiet clone will hunt you down

[Nicoleperson]

Thumbs up if you looked for the man in the striped shirt and golf cap

[AZombieProduction]

He looks like thee guy from the movie holes the one that gets nailed in the head with a shovel

[13mdark]

are you riding in a shopping cart?

[lovesucks1811]

@13mdark If you were being serious I think it's a moving sidewalk they have them in big Airports

[urockmysockies]

i watched this a couple times to catch @jimmerSD LOL ..

[DStevie911]

keep

[xXr4pst4rXx]

He do moonwalk o.0

[NB5BHVL]

Well I was going to vote on what he should do with his beard but then I realized what year this was uploaded....I think he done shaved and grew many beards since the date posted here.....Damn I always thought you were GOD, lol well at least a YT god

[martse11]

Did you say hover eels as a reference to that Monty Python sketch?

[desowell]

i did not know you werent god, ive prayed to you for years

[mtdeezy]

hes obviously god cuz he can walk backwards without moving his legs

[murrangurk]

you should have finished the platypus too.

[skylerruin]

@murrangurk how is a platypus unfinished ? If anything it is overly complete. Enough for many animals. I win youtube!

[murrangurk]

@skylerruin Ha! I don't even remember posting that.

[GoldenEagleXXL]

Are you Yeshmin

[52vegeta52]

YESHMIN!

[Clanjo007]

i had to watch the vid twice for more time to decide

[TomFrankSurfs]

Hover eels! Fantastic haha

[kparker84]

You look very Yeshminy with the scruffiness!

[1therambo]

sorry but theres is no god......

[lordwouter7]

@1therambo you dont say that in the open.... too keep you confused ill ask you this

How can the universe be endless? something can only be endless if it keep growing go think about it =3

[1therambo]

@lordwouter7 mmmmmmmso you saying god made it.....whats on the end its pot of gold...muahahahahaha

[lordwouter7]

@1therambo -.-

[1therambo]

@lordwouter7 hahahaha.....just hard to believe somthing you cant see....

[lordwouter7]

@1therambo Ok well did you see an BIIIIG explosion making planets i sure didnt .

[1therambo]

@lordwouter7 it just pop up.....well it better then big guy made it....then who made it?? no body knowssss..no body knows..

[lordwouter7]

@1therambo Well maybe all space is just 1 little thing in a much bigger world so much possibilities =) maybe humans will find the answer (or more developed creatures ) but i doubt it =D

[1therambo]

@lordwouter7 well you know thats truee....they just gonna says something..but they just gonna say what they believe ehat happen or how the earth was made eho knew the answer....really...

[theawesomestawesomer]

Too bad, you're God

[kcdrew69]

you must be Mormon

Mo Rage, the blog

KC Photog Blog

[aguystudio]

This man is just never, ever funny.

There used to be nothing absolute in the world. Now there is, being, "This man is never, ever funny."

I am oh-so mildly impressed with him consistently being unfunny, and the fact that that all of his videos absolutely rot.

Every one of them.

Weird. Freak of nature. In a really bad way.

[koolgurl83movies]

@aguystudio Its nice to know you bothered watching all of his videos to write this comment.  Just Saying.

[aguystudio]

@koolgurl83movies Three months ago I ran into this dolt because I wondered what happened to the Retarded Policeman.  Hardly constitutes watching all his videos...just enough to know he is not funny. Sue me. Staying away for more time-like forever-will not be a hardship.

Hope he gets a job at Denny's and wears a hair net. That would not be funny either but would save Youtube bandwidth.

[cyclos12]

Hover eels would be cool but i want Lazer Camels and moon frogs!

[TheSchimmi]

DAD?!

[memorial19]

r u god..lol

[aswingkido]

not god, just for that one week :)

[purpleberry245]

HA hes chatholic!!

[ledsabbath165]

Ohh that was really funny..

[Actorboy1997]

HOVER EELS PLZ. Thanx ^.^

[GameGod1111]

im an atheist, but if there was a god, it whould definately be you Greg

[OdinofWei]

We are all god. With that belief we can do anything without being held back.

[CodyBmx87]

not to be a dick, but try flying and see if that works.

[OdinofWei]

The immaturity of your comment shows what I said completely went over your head.

[CodyBmx87]

you're cool because you pick on 15 year olds.

[khdude2000]

@CodyBmx87 I dont get it

[iusemyM16A3]

humanism ftw ^_^

[Jimbo3783]

@OdinofWei So, you're saying Hitler was a god?

[SKONKERxxZILLA]

lol

[jtakata87]

Hey Greg! Are you preparing for a new role? if not shave it off. keep up the good work

[pizzagood71]

shave

[Joeyjoeymc]

SHAVE GREG SHAVE

[julieanne714226]

what is he standing/sitting on

[HolyCheeseCubes]

moving walkway

[madagascarjenkins]

@PivotStorm Hell yes!

[PivotStorm]

all hail the great and mighty Chuck!

[serpientes83]

what airport were you in??

 was it houston?

[blakshadow5]

No, Shave, you look hella friggin older lol

[UnofficiallyBlonde]

shave.

[KingdomHeartLoveSora]

SHAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

[himynameisben95]

Lol @ 0:30 the guys are lik e"WTF"

[0X0CUBE0X0]

Are You Santa?! :D

[Fesuomi]

GOD SHAVE THE QUEEN !!!!!!

[awethum]

do you think you're jesus?

[HatchetRydaJuggalo]

LOL i just creamed my jeans, awesome vid xD

[Unknowned123456]

shave mann

[2AzhnsANDaPoserFilms]

Keep the beard. No Shave November ftw.

[crashnspin]

is called Mo-vember! - - keep the beard!!

[BananaRDP]

i don't think your god- there is no god

[diogolpuxD]

haah fucking funny

[BUMPYproductions]

I think you're God. :)

[blackhawk122ss]

MW2 is da SHIZZ

[samir0694]

i know!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ps3 or 360

[blackhawk122ss]

PS3 babyyyyyy

[samir0694]

add me samir0694 haha

[blackhawk122ss]

oooooooooooook

[glorp896]

giraffes have the highest blood pressure in the animal kingdom - so you have a point, but of course they survive better overall due to reach - a perfect example of natural selection and adaptation, an obvious example...

maybe you are too nice a guy to have a beard, if that makes sense...

[rockchalkbb]

I don't really have an opinion about the beard. I just figured you were participating in no-shave-November.

[ElvisBluntman777]

hey douchebag ,that wasnt an insult and stop hating on fred durst lol he hasnt done anything to you

[ChurchOfKali66619]

You ARE the God of Your World and a God; my grandfather, Rabbi Joshua (a.k.a. "Jesus") said so, quoting Psalms.

But you're the wrong gender and the wrong color to be THE God; plus, you only got two titties, like most primates. (Except for God; She got eight, but She's kind of special. [Well, where do you think the Milky Way came from?]))

[monstermashsmb3]

so you say your grandfather was jesus?

[ChurchOfKali66619]

Yep; and so was yours. Rabbi Joshua ben Joseph; Jewish rebel, killed by the Romans.

[monstermashsmb3]

oh so you are my cousin. lol

[kingofdaherbz]

Why didnt you give women 3 or 4 titties?

[BringPopcorn]

What the fuck were you thinking when you created the platypus?

[Jimmyd12345]

Don't shave. IT'S NO SHAVE NOVEMBER!

[lazybennett]

movember

[Hacksaw45501q]

Dude, that's already a tradition for October. Frankly, I don't think I could go two months without shaving. Yuck.

[JimmerSD]

You know I walked right by you there on the people mover. Yeah That was me. The guy with the striped shirt and the golf cap. I almost reached over and grabbed your camera but thought better of it because of all the security cameras and the lady with the baby stroller was looking right directly at me.

I owe you a Starbucks..

[manutd300king]

@JimmerSD Where?

[Acceptable76]

@JimmerSD why did he turn around to look at you? lol

[METALMAN4Wii]

@JimmerSD Why would you steal him Camera what did he do to you.....?

[whiskeyisfordrinking]

@JimmerSD damn dude you need to loose weight

[carlito705]

hes chuck norris

[iaai]

please shave. im a big fan lol and i like you better shaved.

[TechnologicHelp]

is the beard for no shave november??

[RKftw68]

God can make a phone call to himself?

[dAiSySaFiDi]

he sure looks like God w/ the scuff.

[Bryce70]

gotta have a beard for the cold months!

[n62vlt]

keep the beard u look tight

[callmeinstead]

you dont look good in a beard

[ninjaman142]

keep the beard

[crossaffectjunior]

Scruffy!

[LostUntilTomorrow]

Only if you promise to grow a big bushy beard may you keep it...

[onjoFilms]

Wow, my friends back from the bible belt told me I would find God one day. I just didn't realize it would be on YouTube.

[boobtube1799]

you look old with the beard

[2BSher]

Shave it plz

[SparkiegoesHuzzah]

No shave no shame November!

Keep it!

[schmiddlicous]

Your beard makes you look like a Old drunk

[OneWithJesus]

Keep the beard for a month (or till you have to work again).

[Crittbeast]

Shave it!

[dartsharkbob]

Next time you do a world can we get rainbow colered cows?

[Deedlit79]

I think you should shave it. The beard is ... eh. I think you look younger without it and cleaner too.

[apetheape9]

im a fan of yours and i think you owe it to us to show us your bald head.

[OrangeKing003]

your beard makes you look like Dr. House but i love house so yah.

[FunnyAnimatedNewb]

love your beard

[25jenny25]

shave

[saintaureus]

Damn you! Think of the hover eels!

[twinklestarr96]

keep it, its manly(;

[HousecallDoc]

Hover eels would have been kinda cool.

[superextremelaser]

Keep it!!

[ccoolchic1]

If you were god then I would be dead.

0_0

[Akillian1]

Lol who was thinking is he a god?

[basspicker08]

shave it off

[ahamburger111]

Shave.

[ch00b7]

shave.

[desowell]

so i heare you think your the god...

[seanthemonx]

can all of u shut up? every single comment on this video is either shave or keep it..either comment otherwise or shut up?

[r4v3n355]

Nice reading skills, idiot.

[SayonaraPictures]

Shave.

[will6213]

KEEP!!!!!! IT!!!!!

[Mar093]

Keep It!!

[Mar093]

I voted to keep it but I want to see how many votes the shave it has but that would mean that im voting to shave it too. XD

[ozzyueffing]

keep the beard

[Pieman66666]

you have to keep it at least until the end of neanderthal november

[coltenandscott]

shave!

[moviedude346]

SHAVE THE DAMN THING!

[Ohsnapitsmikey]

You look like Tom Hanks in Philadelphia.

[ant3]

lol

grow it for no shave november

[baelm]

I like the beard.

[Terrum]

shave! :P

[wollahh]

I think you should let it grow a little bit more and then see how i looks! :D

[Jamick98Geass]

You look good in clean cut my man. Shave.

[McBinnagin]

keep it!

keep it!

keep it!

that counts as 3 votes right? xD

[emmadancer1]

dude, its your face!

[Bovice87]

Shave, bitch.

[LemonCastrucci]

Keep it!

[hdhproductions7]

KEEP IT!!!!!!

[RyderRocks73]

Differences in structure and DNA.

[RyderRocks73]

Btw, nobody came to this video to see a debate about this in the comments. Watch the video, I actually wouldn't comment because this isn't about all that much. But his vids are funny, watch his douchebaggery ones.

[doglover651]

forget to shave?

[RyderRocks73]

I understand it perfectly well. By saying looks like I don't mean they give it the once over. When they compare the DNA and there are inconsistencies then scientists are quick to attribute this to there being some kind of intermediate species.

[Chumley228]

hilarious!!!

[MrJustinJohnston]

you growing the beard so you can shave it and put it on your head?

[Jared2324]

come one Greg!!! no shave november!?! i think you should go for the wolverine look!

[Robotocracy]

Greg Benson is god!  And his beard is holy, it must not be shaved!

[FollowHim4Eternity]

Greg, do you believe in God? I believe in God. I love the fella. And He loves me back :)

And keep growing it. Until December 1st at least. Then its up to you.

[sammanzhi]

Mention God in you youtube video and see IMMEDIATE RESULTS!

You too can start MASSIVE flame wars about evolution and creationism! Watch MILDLY OFFENSIVE comments fly and enjoy hours of TROLLING entertainment! Anything is possible with idiocy!

[Themostpower]

your cool :D

[vetlanda2]

i'm god ! (not)

[Clintonde]

no shave november, fool.

[RyderRocks73]

no, they don't. carbon 14 dating mainly just proves how old something is. And then scientists say this ancient human skull looks like this monkey skull (even though it's just the way that head is shaped-a deformed human or an actual monkey) and boom bang! Nothing.

[zigzion]

Damn we missed out of hover eels that would of been awesome.

[eatbeavers]

but you wont have my babies?!

[Mynameisnotooo]

YOU ARE NOT WORTHY

i wanna be worthy :<

[SniperOnTheDot]

100% keep it!

[hawtforhitler]

you look like a hobo

[futoncat]

Greg for God 2010!

[Mynameisnotooo]

VOTE GREGGYPOO

[wctje777]

I totaly know what you mean ... It gets boring after a while though

[hjbnkjkhjkh]

keep!

[ElvisBluntman777]

lol you kinda look like fred durst

[hiddengen]

haha oh yeah he does kinda =p

[Sveinkiboy99]

Keep the beard in my opinion!

Makes you look sexy. ;-)

[Magdalicious00]

makes you look old.. you decide :P

[hjbnkjkhjkh]

Hey God!

[glasshammer52]

Scruff rules!

[Spsuperstar]

Shave that beard!!!

[misterbojangles]

sadly God does not exist and if you don't believe in evolution you are a moron

[SneakyFerretz]

retard... Evolution doesnt exist as much as God doesnt exist.

[cocaclasica]

there are fossils for evolution, where are god's bones ?