Best of Simon Amstell on Never Mind The Buzzcocks!

[scamwa]

you cut out noel fielding's comeback!

[xZeWilson]

Drink yourself to death, the irony

[weesophz93]

"chris moyles, hes a bag of shit" simple yet effective, laughed so hard

[mariliagpc]

the Courtney Love joke is officially the funniest joke on NMTB

[MsOwlD]

wouldn't you just love to hear what Simon thinks about rihana, justin bebier, etc. ;)

[psycodollkiller666]

Simon is a genius....

[randombaz]

shit hard to see the amy winehouse clips now

[ChiliPeppz]

The bit where he talks about amy drinking herself to death is really creepy... loved the courtney love bit though XD

[thefinewino]

I love when he cracks up Phil.

[MissLucyyJx]

haaaa, a buble bath!

[TheOldSpirit]

No, with a motorbike made of jealousy.

[thesteve120]

This Simon chap is rather funny....he should do stand up...

[mrsdoctorsong]

7:42 best bit eva!! I watched this clip like 4000 times when I 1st watched it bout 30 mins ago! Lol I was like EPIC xx "do you put a condom on a man before you have intercourse?" ....... "do you?" lol love Simon I want a kiss lol x

[yaying404]

ha! this is hilarious! all of it!!!

[hearttopmodel05]

Awwwwww Amy :(

[jim191185]

3:20 hahahahahahahahahahahaha

[carpii]

I used to like it when Simon hosted, Buzzcocks was actually funny.

I dont know what purpose its supposed to serve anymore

[darrensymes]

'drink yourself to death'... shit.

[critchaj]

3:22 .. bit awkward...

[ceryseira]

Amy: "It's my new thing"

Simon: "I thought that was crack"

Amy: "Do I look like Russell Brand?" (..oh crap)

Me: ''Do you really want him to answer that question...?' "should have thought that one through huh...??

[JazSmithPresentation]

I wish they would get another resident host....maybe I could do it....yeah thinking about it I'm up for it, if BBC see this give me a shout I'll come down film a few episodes x

[1kisses2me]

I would so love it if Simon Amstell could be a guest host.

[wackoman94]

He reminds me of Nathan from Misfits SO much!

[CharleeeeEmm]

i do love the Barrowman

[maszlagma]

Simon is awesome!

[InsideCellardoor]

Poor Amy...

[welshchicklovsmya]

7:41

[welshchicklovsmya]

6:17 the ressling can run away kiss im up 4 I LOV U SIMON XX even though ur gay

[bigdunk9]

didn't take a genius to predict how amy winehouse was going to leave us, did it?

[Moobert5434]

4:35 "You've out-gayed me Barriman!" "Let's have a gay-off! Ready, lips pursed, hands on the table, and GO!"

[mentallogic]

Awesome...

[7showler7]

at 2:05 you missed out Noels amazing comeback! i love simon ams tell and all but credit where credit is due...somewhere along the lines of "No, with a motorbike made of jealousy!"

[jessielebon]

Which series/episode is the bit where Simon plays Anarchy In The UK from?

[SBS336]

lol, love the number of cracks at winehouse

[MrLum007]

simon read the future for amy winehouse

[cheeselovingtree]

Noel fielding is great and all, but simon's totally right

[Knoh]

3:43 did she said "I'd rather have cat-aids"?

[BeerBaron73]

'Do you want to drink yourself to death' to Amy Winehouse.... awkward

[simondgrass]

"We just cuddle" Inspired!!

[B00513433]

Go Simon!! How gay was that

[NottinghamForest22]

buzzcocks has been shit ever since Simon left.

[sixstringgirl11]

aww man seein amy is wierd

[rikko338]

No with a motorbike made of jealousy!

[vhvhim]

Where is Noel's response after Simon says "with a pair of scissors made of glitter?" . It's awesome... motorbike made of jealousy... very clever.

[howlinggoat]

The Amy Winehouse stuff is eerie.

[amar1989]

chis moyles..... he's a bag of shit!!! haha

[Khanisghen]

5:57 simon that advice could have saved her life!! :|

[Khanisghen]

simon i miss you :(

[HFGSASDF]

@Khanisghen me too. He was so awesome. I'm just waiting for Grandma's House to come back.

I hate when people diss him. D:

[PaJ2k10]

3:22 umm..simon psychic

[WALIMAN93]

im not familiar with courtney love, so i dont fully get the joke simon makes about her. Help meh

[phoenixflyer]

@WALIMAN93 Courtney love was married to Kurt Cobain, when he died she was accused of killing him but it was said he commited suicide, so the joke is if she killed him she would make it look like suicide and get away with it.

[DRphotographyUK]

@WALIMAN93 check out hole-miss world thats courtney loves band..she was also kurt cobains mrs...

[vhvhim]

@WALIMAN93 Um... is google broken?

[WALIMAN93]

@vhvhim um..why go out of your way to be a dickhead

[hellolittlefishy]

@WALIMAN93 kurt cobain wife

[radioforhelpuk]

radioforhelp.co.uk good enough to fuck your mother!

[jacro12]

wow the amy winehouse parts were prophetic.

[antiquecans69]

Yes! I didnt know what I didnt like about Noel Fielding until I watched this.

[123nickclark]

lol simon just said courtney love would kill him an make it look like suicide

[Soulfulmojomusic]

we were, shes dead...how right she is

[alvapossie9999]

R.I.P. Amy Winehouse

[penpey3]

I've seen this so many times but I will never bet bored of simon's awesomeness

[cfadgin]

oh god the irony of 3.23

[AdArmand]

My heart is sick for Amy.

[ltkirby1989]

Simon tried to warn Amy. She should have listened to him lol. Now she's dead.

[nunchuckerz]

@ltkirby1989 he sounded like he really meant stay away from him

[PasDideeDePseudo]

@ltkirby1989 "Lol"? Seriously??!

[michealangelo12865]

Question: which episode is 7:46??

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

@michealangelo12865 its ( Never Mind the Buzzcocks S20E06 (Part 1) ) so funny!!!!!

[michealangelo12865]

@EliRothZacharyQuinto Thanks a lot

[DODODADATUMTEETAAA]

Jamelia's laugh is as infectious as syphilis

[BillieJolene1]

OMG!!! i think i have a crush on Simon!! i love his lips, they're big and sexy as hell. butterfly lips. muah!!!! i'm sure i have a crush on him, i had a dream about him last night.

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

@BillieJolene1 i know what u mean.....I LOVE HIM! he's just so HOT

[lvscswimmer1]

5:20  i fell of my chair the first time i heard this on TV!

[GinoZump]

watching the guest hosts now I forget how witty, charming and genuinely funny a host can be, SIMON COME BACK.

[lokalllize]

any one have a link to his interview with Beenie man

[phailez]

You cut off Noels comeback in the bit where you say "Go Simon!" =(

[IoEstasCedonta]

"Do I look like Russel Brand?"

"Yes!"

[samirhym]

the jo wiley joke wasnt funny but the rest of it was hilarious!

[gardeniapetals]

I wish I could switch places with Lilly Allen. So badly.

[MissTwiggy28]

I blummin love him:D

[concretepoo]

buble bath LOL

[TehSnaek]

I love Jessica Hynes...

[THEBeautyofebony]

I love Simon. He is so cute. But do not hate us Germans not all of us wanted Hitler.(NT dat it matters)

[flumpxXx]

I want to touch Lilly allen :3

[doritoeater212]

do i look like russell brand?

yes

that was good

[Sage395]

I want to have sex with Simon. Not homo, though.

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

@Sage395 huh? so.....ur female then? :) in all farness i think alot of people want that too, me including (expect im female and have no chance)

[ytconvert]

What happened after 3:15?

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

@ytconvert Donney molested Simon! ha :)

[NottinghamForest22]

I think I am the only person in the world that does not like Noel Fielding.

[MissLauren151]

@NottinghamForest22 I think you might be

[NottinghamForest22]

@MissLauren151 I know :(

Well it's obvious you would like him because you're a girl.

[kaitzi]

@NottinghamForest22 that's your answer to everything, isn't it? oh, it's obvious she can type because she's a girl, oh it's obvious she is a human because she's a girl, oh it's obvious she's a girl because she's a girl - WELL SING A NEW TUNE, BUCKO

[NottinghamForest22]

@kaitzi not really, its just that girls tend to like men with that sort of personality.

[kaitzi]

@NottinghamForest22 what, funny and well-groomed?

[NottinghamForest22]

@kaitzi the gayish sort of personality and clothes, yes.

[starryeyedocean]

@NottinghamForest22 It seems so :P

[burnett159]

5:18 was the best!!!!!!!!!

[McFLYstarrGIRL]

a buble bath! hahaha

[RepublicOfVietnam]

The woman from Spaced tries too hard

[NottinghamForest22]

buzzcocks has been shit ever since Amstell left.

[nickyredfern1]

@NottinghamForest22

When Frankie Boyle returned, its had a spark again

[deaththeemo]

"Nooo! On a motorbike made of jealousy!!" - you missed Fielding's comeback!!

[hardyshowrocks101]

simon the pimp...interesting

[drifting789]

This guy is the paragon of the rake, wit with a pretty face. He must be pulling left right and centre and midair. Will watch and learn.

[iskirit]

this guy is so dull...why do tv producers employ this unfunny man... its the bland leading the bland.u.k can do better.

[sophielock119]

@iskirit all right, we'll give you them on the exception of Frankie Boyle, but obviously you haven't heard of David Mitchell, Jimmy Carr, Lee Mack, Michael MacIntyre, Jack Dee, Russell Howard, Jason Manford etc.

American's can't take real, dry comedy when they've been brought up with obvious slapstick humour

[kaitzi]

@sophielock119 arg, I was going to say I object, being American and loving British humor (and loathing most mainstream American "humor") but my parents did show me quite a bit of British tv growing up. CURSES.

[ganjemore]

@iskirit Watch the episode with preston or with lee ryan from blue and you'll change your mind. Two of the best!

[phoenixflyer]

@iskirit oh bore off, there all more successful than you, so not much to be done about that.

[Masterofemphasis]

Whoever the woman is that got to kiss him, I wish I was her.

[JoviAlways98]

@Masterofemphasis Me too. And it's Jessica Stevenson, she's awesome! I love her! :]

[CutAndStick]

OMG 5:16 Boom Headshot On Courtney Love!!!

[StevieStickman]

Simon Amstell is definitely right.

[convictPKlol]

7:39 the only time ive seen simon speechless

ahhahahhahahah

[concretepoo]

buble bath lol

[sco99tt]

Simon is sooooo funny!!



[WeDieYoung1991]

This show sucks now. Talentless twats used to be scared shitless about going on when simon was there.

[baraettord]

lol this is great! <3 love Simon! :D but do anyone know which episode the clip that starts at 2:08 is from? :D

[ArtemissimetrA]

2:05 YOU CUT OUT THE PUNCHLINE!

[BlankMaster000]

At 3:01 Simon kinda looks like nathan from that tv show called misfits.

[hippotoast]

SIMONS ACTUAL NUMBER I SWEAR GOT IT OFF PAP: 07794116672

[birminghambred]

@hippotoast just rang it =]

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

@birminghambred did it work? i tried and it didint???

[birminghambred]

@EliRothZacharyQuinto Nope, but who knows, he could of changed it by now lol

[EliRothZacharyQuinto]

@hippotoast liar :(

[Stevie2Sxc]

I love the Barrowman stuff

[ScourgeOTG]

I'm going to have a Bublé bath.

[PARCHEDgoat]

British comedies FTW <33

[TheJamieD]

The Courtney Love joke is eaisly the best one on the show. EVER!

[zantetsuken1986]

I've heard the in England (I'm American, go ahead and thumbs down. I won't blame you.) that your shows run the full 30 min - 1 hour it's programed without any commercial breaks in between. Is that true? If so, I so want to move to England for that and watch shows like this because it is freak'in hilarious. XD

(Don't mind me, I'm American, lol. I know, it's sad.)

[phoenixflyer]

@zantetsuken1986 thats not strictly true shows on the BBC don't have any commercials because we pay to have a TV license which pays for their shows to be made. Whereas other TV companies rely on money from commercials. Believe me adverts are still as annoying here and they normally run every 12 minutes or so.

[MrDaJaB]

@phoenixflyer Nice to know, here in Italy we pay and we get commercials. We are the best.

Thanks alot Silvio

[DisIsDaBig0ne]

@phoenixflyer In America they run every 6-7.

[spacecatmoonbeam]

@zantetsuken1986 phoenixgflyer is right...but we don't have nearly as many ad breaks as you have and we have loads of brilliant panel shows like this. unfortunately the delectable simon doesn't present buzzcocks anymore and it's really suffering from the lack of him. come and join us anyway...it got to be better than watching your commercial breaks that are interruped by programmes!!

[FoxXonfor]

@zantetsuken1986 ok "thumbs down*

[convictPKlol]

@zantetsuken1986 I live in England (but im from Australia) and i must say, not only are TV shows here better, but the commercials are much easier. say a program starts at 9pm, it runs until 9:10-9:15 ish uninterrupted, and then it has a 5 minute commercial break... then the show runs for another 8 minutes uninterrupted.

so its less commercial breaks, and better tv show quality

[tamara229]

@convictPKlol Sounds so good since in Australia roughly every 5 mins theres a commercial break. Sometimes theres only a couple of mins before a commercial. A good 1/4 of most shows are commercials here and its extremely annoying :P (btw im in Aus )

[convictPKlol]

@tamara229 yeah. i know about the commercials in Australia, im Australian (from sydney)

[popejimbo1]

@zantetsuken1986 Why are you so apologetic about being American? Lol. You sound like a German apologizing for "ze war" :p

[zantetsuken1986]

@popejimbo1 I know how much other countries don't really like Americans, and I've seen so many bad-mouthing towards us, so I thought I'd be apologetic and maybe have a "cease fire."

[popejimbo1]

@zantetsuken1986 There's no need to be apologetic because of other people's ignorant racism mate. You were born in America....so what? People should be judged as individuals, not as citizens of the chunk of land they just happened to be born on :)

[zantetsuken1986]

@popejimbo1 Hmm, you're right, lol. thanks. :)

[popejimbo1]

@zantetsuken1986 No worries.

[alexwilliams95ify]

@zantetsuken1986 most panel shows such as this one do run with no adverts

[lazydancer22]

@zantetsuken1986 dont you feel like your missing out on good tv? i wanna move to England too. i want their accent...

[GyThanksGd]

The only thing that being gay means is that you are a man with exclusive intimate interests in men.

Simon Amstell is a perfect example of that FACT.

[kateeers]

With a pair of scissors made of...glitter?

HAHAH

[TheJamieD]

@kateeers No, a motocycle made of jealousy!

[luvmyMCR4evaxx]

Can anybody tell me what Bill and Simon said about why they left? I've tried googling but it gives me barely any info at all :/

[heynicolemarie]

BRING SIMON BACK

[jordanmcpartland]

simon is the straightest gay man ive seen if that makes sense

[leedsm18]

@jordanmcpartland

Yeah it means he's gay but doesnt play to a stupid stereotype that most tv gays seem to do... worst offender is that bald dance instructor. Liking cock does not mean your voice sounds like an ex bee gees singer or make you have to mince about with a floppy hand out infront of you. Very annoying as is the sexuality prejudice of any art/design/fashion..etc. themed show needing a raging queen to present it... there are straight folk in the creative industries too lol

[SneezyMoo]

4:16-4:52 -> AMAZING

[eatmybatty]

I love him so much, I actualy want to bum his ear.

[SocialKindOfGuy]

No, with a moterbike made of jelousy. <3

[kyproula88]

4:00-5:06 best part ever!!x

[kyproula88]

what did amy winehouse say?..

[kyproula88]

@kyproula88 i mean at the beginning 0:42

[ash243]

@kyproula88 oh its " i thought it wasn't true but i heard that"

[ash243]

@kyproula88 " i'd rather have cat aids, thankyou'

" She's Dead"

[iambrolyhaha]

He used to go to my school :)

[shrikechan]

no, a motorcycle made of jealousy

[tomblackburn1990]

he totally reminds me of jake from outnumbered

[J0ban]

lol why did you cut out Noel Fieldings epic response "no, with a motorbike made out of jealosy" at 2:06? Simon's really funny but Noel is truly funnier..

[critchlowfchc]

when he says, "here's my thought" you know whats coming next will be good

[LeftFalangie]

Simon's cheekbones make me swoon.

[HoneyIEducatedTheWeb]

You can all say that Simon got owned by Noel, but I really don't think he got owned at all.

Noel is six years older than Simon. I don't think he has achieved that much more.

The Mighty Boosh didn't really make it that big until about four years ago. Even then it's still small in comparison to other sitcoms.

Also, he's right! That is all they do in their comedy.

I still think Noel is good, though.

[WhoDoesThatt]

FUCKING INCREDIBLE

[looseneck]

5:20 Best comment ever!!!!!!!!! lol.

[kingdom55555]

lol all thats good for is like a best of... he was so right

[BCULL1]

simon amstell- complete dickhead :D

[renton1664]

"OR kill me and make it look like suicide" Bet the producers shit em selves when he said that!!

[LootzO]

Do you put condoms on aman before you intercourse?

Do you?

BEST COMEBACK EVER!!! :D

[FalconzRETREAT]

@LootzO Surely simon amstell should have comeback with...yeah myself! or if he is really gutsy which he is...yeah you! LOL

[MissAnellea]

@LootzO "We just cuddle." love it :D