Lol got the perfect while watching this. Go fig! 38.6 sec, 15 balloons, 2 gulls. Balloons are not -2 obviously, -3 buddy. The gulls are plus 3 so ur F'd nonetheless. Such a bs minigame lol
Frankly this is only the second worst mini-game in the history of minigames. Caldbolg is easier to activate and get than say, Spirit Lance - the butterfly minigame is refuckingtarded and it took me 6 hours to do both parts twice. I'm not saying Catcher chocobo isn't bullshit - it is. The spawns of the balloons and birds are random, and the chocobo trainer cheats by default. She starts further ahead than you do and you HAVE to get the first 6 balloons on the ramp down the course to get 0 seconds.
took me around 5 tries, surprisingly easier than i expected. i was told of unspeakable rages that would compell me to launch my joypad at the local grannies. -.-
how to i even fucking get to the chocobo guy!? i just beat defender x and i cant find the damn chocobo lady! privet message me on how to get to her. (When i get to her i hope tidus will slice off her head. she sould be easier to find)
Hahaha! I literally went hooting and hollering around the house because I finally got the freaking Sun Sigil after 2.5 hours of Seagull foolishness! W00t!
If u finish in around 38 seconds with 14 balloons and 2 hits u'll do it, it's impossible to get 14 balloons cuz once I get to 13, the camera changes to a worse angle, the chocobo has a spastic moment and turns the completely wrong fucking way, the chocobo turns into a gull or doesn't turn at all, if u get hit once u get struck 3 times in a row, the seagulls attack in huge formation or u cant see the gulls coming and u get the crap beaten out of u. I FUCKING HATE THIS DUMBASS MINIGAME!
And in case you don't completely understand how to dodge them:
Push ALL THE WAY to any side to avoid one. It usually won't be enough to just swerve a bit to the side. The seagulls home in on you, and they DO turn towards you a bit. You basically need to make a fucking 90 DEGREE TURN TO DODGE THEM.
AND YES, IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO DODGE THE FUCKERS.
In the beginning, don't turn at all until you get very close to the second balloon - just ignore the first one, and you'll be ahead of the other guy. This way, you keep the 3 or so next balloons to yourself (if you can get all of them, kudos - when i first ran the game, i was able to somehow, but now i forgot).
IMPORTANT - when seagulls come:
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO MANIACALLY DODGE THEM - EVEN IF IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S COSTING YOU TOO MANY SECONDS!
6. 2 seconds for me and everytime I'm about to do better, they throw shit tonnes of gulls my way, I got hit once and got stuck, my highest combo is 9 hits from getting stuck once.
Lol got the perfect while watching this. Go fig! 38.6 sec, 15 balloons, 2 gulls. Balloons are not -2 obviously, -3 buddy. The gulls are plus 3 so ur F'd nonetheless. Such a bs minigame lol
NaturalSin22 1 month ago
I got 0:0:3 all because I hit that seagul right at the finish line. Pissed me off.
DarkChaoto 3 months ago
This is the worst video I have ever seen. You say the same thing over and over for the first 5 mins.
TimshelThouMayest 5 months ago
i got 36.5 seconds, 14 baloons, and only 1 seagul :D
fadithedog 6 months ago
Also @2006mew
I'm sorry but Square Enix didn't make this game. It was made by the actual Squaresoft, right before the Square Enix merger.
Teharab 7 months ago
Frankly this is only the second worst mini-game in the history of minigames. Caldbolg is easier to activate and get than say, Spirit Lance - the butterfly minigame is refuckingtarded and it took me 6 hours to do both parts twice. I'm not saying Catcher chocobo isn't bullshit - it is. The spawns of the balloons and birds are random, and the chocobo trainer cheats by default. She starts further ahead than you do and you HAVE to get the first 6 balloons on the ramp down the course to get 0 seconds.
Teharab 7 months ago
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2 days and counting...
dreamskinner 9 months ago
I'm playing through this game again at the moment. I've done the chocobo race before on a previous playthrough, but this time I just can't do it!
This game makes me swear so much!
mortlockroo 1 year ago
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
0:0.3 MY SOUL IS WEEPING IN RAGE
ariasa98 1 year ago
Such a bullshit minigame, I can't even count the amount of times that fuckbrained chocobo steered me away from a balloon or into a bird.
PootyHead 1 year ago
O.M.F.G. I FINALLY GOT A PERFECT TIME. BLESS THIS VIDEO. I BELIEVE YOU GAVE ME GOOD LUCK! But damn.. now I have a headache.
Kiwikeelys 1 year ago
Got it on my second try!!!!!
Yismith 1 year ago
SquareEnix: Let's make the challenges for the Ultimate Weapons!
(Starts thinking about HARD challenges)
Player: FUCK! DAMN CHOCOBOS! DAMN BIRDS! DAMN FINAL FANTASY!
2006mew 1 year ago
HAI GUYZ I GOT THE GREATEST IDEA FOR A NEW MINIGAME!!!
ZAnceZ 1 year ago
yeah, wow. just over an hour...
kvanasten123 1 year ago
L0L I'm doing this right now && it's driving me craaazzy!
Those stupid seagulls are demonic...haha
whitewolf8217 1 year ago
took me around 5 tries, surprisingly easier than i expected. i was told of unspeakable rages that would compell me to launch my joypad at the local grannies. -.-
kempy7777 1 year ago
@kempy7777 it's not easy. You got incredibly lucky.
Christianitylol 1 year ago
@Danniboy98 TRUE!!! Those Chocobos are hard to control!
TVPurachina 1 year ago
how to i even fucking get to the chocobo guy!? i just beat defender x and i cant find the damn chocobo lady! privet message me on how to get to her. (When i get to her i hope tidus will slice off her head. she sould be easier to find)
oOWinterNightOo 2 years ago
Hahaha! I literally went hooting and hollering around the house because I finally got the freaking Sun Sigil after 2.5 hours of Seagull foolishness! W00t!
HoagiesTube 2 years ago
ROFL!
NightOfTheComet84 1 year ago
ARG!!! WHY CAN'T THE CHOCOBO RACE BE A REGULAR RACE!? SURE ITS BORING BUT AT LEAST I GET THE DAMN SIGIL!!!!
have a nice day...
mewantcool 2 years ago
this is the hardest thing ive eva had to do on a game EVER but its so worth it when u get tidus's calabolg
ShaunJ4Y1873 2 years ago
Another thing is, in the end, there is some luck to this.
You need to dodge the gulls but if the racer is ahead of you, he will get all the balloons, and that means you automatically fail.
You NEED to be ahead of him, so you can grab all the balloons.
Your top priority should be to pass him and casually dodge the gulls while picking up the balloons.
If he isn't getting hit by gulls, restart until he does. It'll happen often, trust me.
CASUALLY dodge gulls - don't worry about time.
Cooler110033 2 years ago
If u finish in around 38 seconds with 14 balloons and 2 hits u'll do it, it's impossible to get 14 balloons cuz once I get to 13, the camera changes to a worse angle, the chocobo has a spastic moment and turns the completely wrong fucking way, the chocobo turns into a gull or doesn't turn at all, if u get hit once u get struck 3 times in a row, the seagulls attack in huge formation or u cant see the gulls coming and u get the crap beaten out of u. I FUCKING HATE THIS DUMBASS MINIGAME!
MrMcConnon 2 years ago
And in case you don't completely understand how to dodge them:
Push ALL THE WAY to any side to avoid one. It usually won't be enough to just swerve a bit to the side. The seagulls home in on you, and they DO turn towards you a bit. You basically need to make a fucking 90 DEGREE TURN TO DODGE THEM.
AND YES, IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO DODGE THE FUCKERS.
Cooler110033 2 years ago
Alright, i got it on my 4th try.
ADVICE:
In the beginning, don't turn at all until you get very close to the second balloon - just ignore the first one, and you'll be ahead of the other guy. This way, you keep the 3 or so next balloons to yourself (if you can get all of them, kudos - when i first ran the game, i was able to somehow, but now i forgot).
IMPORTANT - when seagulls come:
IT'S ALWAYS BETTER TO MANIACALLY DODGE THEM - EVEN IF IT SEEMS LIKE IT'S COSTING YOU TOO MANY SECONDS!
Cooler110033 2 years ago
My 2nd run i got 3sec but i cant get any less than 12secs now :(
ShaunJ4Y1873 2 years ago
6. 2 seconds for me and everytime I'm about to do better, they throw shit tonnes of gulls my way, I got hit once and got stuck, my highest combo is 9 hits from getting stuck once.
MrMcConnon 2 years ago
i did 00:00 in like 10 mints of trying, i dont think it was that hard
chairsbuster 2 years ago
You got a fluke run man, you didn't get everything trying to kill you (including the chocobo) lol
MrMcConnon 2 years ago
this is possibly one of the most aggravating mini-games in video game history
DanTheMan33088 2 years ago 6
there's no possibly about it, whoever thought of this shitty mini game deserves to be shot in both knees taken outside and killed!
MrMcConnon 2 years ago 7
dude you are so right, if it werent for those homing birds it would be much easier.
terran236 2 years ago
In my second try I got 0:2:1. That's three hours ago...
I am so pissed right now! It just doesn't work anymore... Goddamn birds!
EdenHSV 2 years ago
this is pissing me off so gaddamn MUCH AAAAhhh
phantom402 2 years ago
@phantom402
.04 SECS!!! GODS DAMMIT!!!
kayele 1 year ago
omg i got 0:1.0 FUCK
zaelord 2 years ago
Been doing it for 3 hours. my best is 4.2
matcpn 2 years ago
Godlike.
You sound like squidward.
When you say seagull it sounds like sigil.
Haha.
jackmcdonald5 2 years ago
with the help of your video I got it in 5 tries! unfortunately i missed out on a heck of a lot of level 3 key spheres
Toasterbox747 2 years ago
are you gonna post any more ffx vids?
dragonman1205 2 years ago
Yay! Got it in just 10 minute!
blahblahblad 2 years ago
YES YES YES i just got 0.00 thx god i done it before on my last run though the game but thx god now the other next hard one is lulu's one
ff10fire666 2 years ago
get masamune...its easy to get
jakrushman 2 years ago
this thing is pissing me off
ff10fire666 2 years ago
NICE BIKE!!
Solyinc 2 years ago